Meanwhile, on gender-reversed /r9k/...

>tfw secondary boyfriend wants sex twice in one month

Gender-reversed r9k would be an empty board. Women have no use to be here if there's no men to whore attention from.

Does anyone else here get penis envy?

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MaIebot here, ask me anything ;)

>>37259800
BE MY BOYFRIEND NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37259827
Ok ;))))

btw here's another pic I totally didn't spend five minutes trying to take perfectly

>>37259800
>>37259874
Malebots aren't real. Go away uncutfag.

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>>37259874
>>37259800
Get out of here, fucking roastie

why the FUCK did the doctor think it was okay to hack off my clitoral hood?

>>37259800
>>37259874
you'd be pretty attractive if you worked out

>tfw got a new bra
>underwire popped out after 3 weeks
>sell it on craigslist for $300
>said it would be unwashed in the ad
>washed it for the first time before sending it
>wear 3 year old bra that's a cup size too small
>blow the $300 on gunpla and steam games

>>37259800
Show us your vagina

Fuck it, I can't stand it anymore r9kay. No guy will ever fuck me. I've started shlicking it to lesbians, I think I'm gonna go gay.

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>>37259933
>mfw

>>37259963
>mfw also that's original

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>tfw only got 50$ streaming video games today
beta orbiters where you at?

Malebots only want stacy.
This world it totally fucked.
Any malebot just has to make a online dating account and hundreds of thirsty girls start throwing their tits at him.

I once made an account using a average male picture and received dozens of pictures Tits, ass, girls spreading their pussies, the works.
Fucking disgusting, these sluts have no shame. It's SO EASY being male.

Luckily I have my Female-to-male hormones arriving in the mail soon, cya lasses, I'm off to live the good life.
I was pretty masculine already so I should be able to transition into a hot guy.

Who wants to be my qt gf? ;)

>>37260195
>wanting a tranny
I'd rather be a literal dyke or die a virgin tbqh

>>37260443
FtM hormones are basically magic, anon.
I'll get all muscle-y and grow a beard.

You want to be the little girl held beneath my muscled arms, don't you?
Maybe I'll rub my prickly stubble against your cheek.

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>>37260711
I'm getting dykier with every word anon.

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>>37260726
>dykier
>implying reverse traps are even remotely lesbian

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>beta orbiters buy you the same necklace
I just sold one for Crack to smoke with Chad

This thread reminds me of one doujin where a guy is transported into a world of reversed gender roles and ends up becoming a total man slut.

Gone on Costa

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>>37260756
No, I mean, she's turning me off from ftm towards actual grills. I'm getting prison gay.
Pic related is getting more appealing every day.

STOP REPLYING TO ROBOT THREADS.
STOP GIVING ROBOTS ATTENTION.

I'm sick and tired of you thirsty cunts giving """men""" attention. No worthwhile man would come to this board you fucking idiots.

Saged and reported. FUCK OFF.

>>37260779
That's a great doujin right there. I wish people did more of that sort of thing.

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>>37260779
Well? Post it you slut

>>37259874
COCK OR GTFO ATTENTION WHORE

>>37260826
>>37260835
Here we go: https://nhentai.net/g/138630/

>>37260195
Post your masculine vagina

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>>37260795
>ywn have a casual, friendly sleepover at anon's house
>ywn use the cold as an excuse to slip into her bed
>ywn cuddle with anon from behind, nuzzling her neck
>ywn slip a hand under anon's nightie and fondle her breasts and pinch her nipples
>ywn hear anon utter hushed complaints, only to be interrupted by her own moans
>ywn feel anon's body heat up beneath your fingers
>ywn tilt your head over anon's shoulder and lock eyes with her, seeing that she is too far gone and a total lesbo
>ywn force several fingers of your other hand into anon's panties
>ywn feel her jolt as your fingers enter her
>ywn pound anon with your hand and feel her tremble as she has a toe-squeezing orgasm
>ywn make anon yours

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>>37260915
G-godamnit anon. This is forbidden love.

>>37260915
>>37260937
So is this just dyke thread now?

>beta orbiter sent me a friend request on facebook
ugh, what am i supposed to do? I don't want anyone to know we hang out, I just want him to buy me stuff

>>37260949
If /r9k/ is full of trap threads, bizarr9k obviously has to be full of dykes.
I'm literally a dyke passing through though and this is fun.

>>37260965
Dykes =/= reverse traps

>>37260956
Great virtue signaling opportunity.

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>>37260979
I mean because it's both gay anon.

>>37260965
Fuck off whale

>>37259747

Gender reverse 4chan, aka le eddit.

>>37260989
Hard gay threads are incredibly rare though, so hard dyke threads would be rare, it'd mostly be "h-he wears boys clothes s-so its not gay to rub clits"

>>37260965
Do you know why people hate dykes so much? I am not entirely sure why I hate you people but there is this pure hatred and disgust for dykes in me. I have nothing against ftm though, weirdly enough.

>>37260915
fuck i want to be a lesbian so bad
why was i born a dude
why is life so cruel
zeus hear me
zeus pls
i want to live on lesbos
i'll sacrifice sixty goats
zeus

>>37261003
Because there's no way they'll ever fuck us.

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>>37260195
You just need to be confident with boys.
That's the most important thing anon.
Don't be afraid to touch them, they want it.
Pic related me and a cute boy I picked up at a anime convention

>>37261002
That's fair. But wearing boy clothes isn't seen as gay as boys wearing girls' clothes so I was kinda looking for a similarly gay situation.

>>37261003
No idea honestly, but I can ask my mom if you like.

>>37261021
>malebots

>>37261003
They're an unobtainable female, that can obtain a female easier than you.

But there is a gender reversed r9k, although it's not so frequently used as r9k. It wouldn't let me post with link so i'll mention in next post

>>37261028
>malebots
>implying men can be robots

shoo shoo sausage-ape

>Female /r9k/
>tumble weed blows by in the wind

>>37261044
>inb4 Lolcow

Orogid

>>37261044
It's the /ot/ board on lolcw.farms:
https://lolcw.farm/ot/

I removed the o from lol cow, because apparently i can't post it otherwise

>>37259910

That's a nice dick.

Id stick my tongue in it's foreskin.

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>>37261025
>>37261034
No. I knew I would get answers like that but it's absolutely not this at all. Maybe some people dislike dykes because of that but at least it's not it for me.

>>37261115
It is at a subconscious level anon

>>37261072
>>37261074
as expected
orangutan

>>37261074
This is really strange to look at, I assume all these women are fat neets though

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>>37261123
I guess I'll have to think about it on my own then. Thanks for nothing

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>>37260937
>forbidden love
Don't pretend that this being forbidden doesn't make it better.
Admit, you want this.

You want a pretty, soft girl to lock her hands into yours.
You want to be pulled a tight embrace, feel your breasts push against her's.
You want to smell that slightly fruity perfume as she hungrily gazes into your eyes.
You might try to look away, break eye-contact, but you'll find your eyes lingering on her shiny lips, wondering what flavour her lip gloss is.
You might even have the totally-not-you, invading thought of having a taste of those lips.
Surely, you'd never do it, right? That'd be forbidden love. A girl and a girl, such a thing cannot be, right?
She'll smile at you, you catch a hint of her tongue, and more forbidden thoughts start to cross your mind, your tongue begins to tingle.
But she knows. She can see in your flushed face, you're totally a lesbian.
And then she'll press those lips of her into yours, a tongue invades your mouth, and all you'll finally find out what flavour her lip-gloss is: peaches.

Who wants icky boys when you can be with a soft, pretty girl.

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>gender-reversed /r9k/
you can just say tumblr

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>when you're interested in a guy and he seems kind of interested in you but Stacy tells him you're too socially anxious to go outside and bin your used sanitary pads so you just let them pile up your room
fuck off stacy you bitch this is worse than the time you stole my bracelets in middle school besides I already binned like half of them

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>>37261209
You make a convincing case.
P-please post more anon.

>>37261027
>wanting a short feminine boy
p o o r t a s t e

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>>37261232
It's really cute how much of a perverted lesbian slut you are. Does it actually turn you on when someone calls you a lesbian?

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>>37261265
N-no, of course not. Don't be silly.
I prefer dyke whore.

>>37261284
Can I read the chat logs where she called you that, I want to schlick to it

>>37261303
Do you originally have a discord, anon?

>>37261343
Yes, Sinc#4674

>>37261343
>>37261370
Oops, Sincy#4674

>>37261284
>>37261343

You guys really write in a gay, sweaty male way

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>>37261239
>not liking tomgirls
get a load of this dyke

>r9k is full of lezzie now
this board has really gone to shit

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>>37261209
W-will she choke me?

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>>37261214
>both have the majority of one gender on each side
>both have huge amounts of porn
>both have thirsty idiots that keep shouting into the void for a bf/gf
>both keep getting into dumb arguments amongst themselves
>both claim to hate the opposite gender of their userbase
>both have a lot of depressed and anxious people giving up on their lives
>both have a lot of underaged users

DEGENERATES TEMPTING INNOCENT GIRLS INTO SINFUL LESBIAN WAYS

>>37260711
>>37260795
>>37260915
>>37260937
>>37260949
>>37261209
>>37261232
>>37261265
>>37261284

WAKE UP YOU SLUTS, THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS

>>37261560
Don't forget
>both are depressed
>both have a weird often shameful attraction to the same gender
>both get off to weird stuff

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>>37261473
Roastie getting toastie!

Originallly 100% unmuted.

>>37261459
>liking feminine boys
>calling other people a dyke
you're like 2 steps away from full lesbian

embrace masculine men or go suck a clit, dyke.

>>37261560
A cross-site dating service would be amazing.

I want to at least try turning a lonely feminist into a good girl.

>>37261560
>>37261585
We should just fuck. Oh wait, I forgot...
>both think they are too good for each other

>>37261560
Both have vastly differing political views and unrealistic expectations that will forever separate them

>>37261632
Well now I really want to fuck some tumblr dyke

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>>37261617
Sounds like someone is envious of not getting some sweet tomgirl dick.
>implying you could resist this

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>>37261628
>>37261697
Aren't you two afraid of how much crazier they might be compared to yourselves? Is it worth sticking your willies into crazies?

>>37261777
Whats the worst that could happen? I mean other than literal AIDS, or waking up in a bath of water minus your testicles, or being secretly fed female hormones, or having your house set on fire, or being accused of rape and then legitimately raped in jail? Loose up breh, learn to live a little.

>>37261777
Are you kidding, of course it is. Fucking some crazy dyke who thinks I'm the patriarchy raping her is literally making my diamonds.

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>>37260779

reminder men deserve to get raped

>>37261777
check out those trips
wew
>>37261795
>>37261805
Man, y'all are crazy yourselves. You deserve those tumblrinas

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>>37261865
Was this fact ever in question?
Seriously, look at this man-whore. Why wear that? He KNOWS its going to draw our attention he WANTS to be raped. There is literally ZERO reason to wear this kind of outfit in public other than to be a slut and get off on attention.

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>>37261914
I can basically see his bulge, what a shameless slut. I bet he gets off on the attention, too

>>37261795

I like how in amongst that string of shit that would never happen you mixed up the modern urban myth of waking up in a bath of ice with a kidney missing as if people steal testicles to sell on the black market for testicle transplants

>>37261938
There are enough recorded cases of wives cutting off their husband's penis or testicles.

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>>37261935
You fucking know he does the fucking whore. He's literally just basking in the slutty aura he exudes. I swear to gaia if i see another pic related wearing FuckMe jeans showing off their asses to the fucking world i'm gonna bend them back and make them take it.

>>37261938
>he doesn't know that FtM's get grapevine transplants for extra test
Fucking virgin you've probably never even seen a dick.

>>37261990
There is NO reason to wear jeans that tight in public except to show off their lewd bodies. They have no shame, it's disgusting but it gets me so wet. Fucking whores

>>37259800
jesus christ, wash your face ew

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>>37262011
>be malebot
>wear tight jeans for attention
>mfw it works

>>37262035
REEEEEEEE MANWHORE GET OUT
SICKY DICKY
REEEEEEEEEEE
NO MALES ALLOWED

>>37261960

well by enough you mean extremely rare and that has nothing to do with waking up in a bath as if they'd drug you first and put you in ice so you dont die like an organ stealing criminal organization

>>37262035
POST YOUR FUCKING YAOI-HOLE YOU WHORE!!!!!!!

>>37261990
Not to mention swimwear.
Half the beaches some preppy police officer with in man's trousers gives me lip about my bikini being too revealing.
Meanwhile men go prancing around in SPEEDOS

Even those that consider themselves """modest""" by wearing swim trunks still go around topless.

no wonder they get raped, they're basically begging for it

>>37261187
Just like their male equivelants

>>37261473

there's nothing wrong with wanting a masculine pussy

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>>37262126
EXACTLY! I can't expose my daughters to that kind of inappropriate scene when all they want to do is build a sandcastle or swim!
Look at this! They want to show off as much skin as possible. Absolutely no covering on their ass and their nipples are blatantly visible. My son saw pic related and now he wants me to buy him shorts and he's only 12!

>>37262246
P-post more please, disgusting manwhores

>>37259940
You only have one bra? Are you fucking impoverished?

>can hear not one but 3 out of the 8 fujo's that are monitoring the thread shlicking in the discord
Mute your mics I can't concentrate.

How is this not 100% original?!

>>37262375
Exactly the reason why I don't go on group discord.

>>37262388
B-but where else am i going to get my links to top-quality yuri/yaoi?

>>37262402
/u/ and /y/ respectively, duh.
And sadpanda threads on /a/

>>37261189
>>37261115
It's probably because you have stereotypes of dykes in your mind, anon. I say I don't like gay men for the same reason, even though I know they're not all catty bitches.

>>37262420
>unironically going to /u/
I'd rather do bleach eyeball shots followed by draino chasers.

>>37260779
I loved that one. I'd probably do the same thing if I were in his place, except that if roles were reversed I'd be the equivalent of a fat chick and nobody likes those.

>>37262495
Why, it's honestly not so bad.

>>37262524
And neither is shooting up on krokodil or getting cornered by a butch dyke.

>>37262556
But anon that sounds very bad.

>>37262388
Whats the group discord? I want to witness this.

>>37262608
Like I said I don't go on it, so no idea which one.

>>37262587
They equal in severity to visiting /u/ and supposedly thats supposed to be rated as "not that bad."

>>37259800
Hey there Trevor, have you got any success on tinder so far?

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>ywn be held in chad's arms
>ywn tug him around the city, trying out clothes, all to show off your sundress
>ywn squabble over tiny nothings as he chuckles at your lunch order
>ywn playfully snap back at him
>ywn shop for groceries together and struggle to carry them
>ywn act unimpressed as he can easily carry them with one arm
>ywn turn red-faced in the middle of the store when you fantasise about what else that kinda strength can do
>ywn relax with chad on the couch as he strokes your hair
>ywn feel his rough, manly hands brush against your chest as he reaches for the remote
>ywn feel his dick swell up, pressing against your back
>ywn turn over and begin to unbutton his pants
>ywn take his cock in your mouth, eyes flicking upward, looking for approval
>ywn feel chad's hands settle on the back of your head
>ywn by used as a hopeless fucktoy by chad, skullfucking you to his own desires
>ywn have your mouth filled by chad's load
>ywn be lifted up with ease and taken into the bedroom
>ywn be pounded by chad's massive dick until you're drooling mess

I've tried """malebots""" but they're a bad meme.

I give up, i'll settle for a gf.
any of your power dykes want to take a crack at a broken girl?
Prefer masculine girls, but not picky.
some muscle would be nice

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>>37263344
>tfw not even masculine enough to pick up broken fembots
Just kill me

>>37263344
This thread is so fucking meta I have no idea what anyone is talking about or what reality is anymore

>>37261003
Because you're irrational and stupid.

>>37259940
>wearing a bra
>at home
are you a fucking masochist? off yourself

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>>37263433
>This thread is so fucking meta I have no idea what anyone is talking about or what reality is anymore

meta meta

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>>37260030
is this your ugly face too

>>37263344
Just use HER. Its an app for lesbians of all flavors. Dykes basically come to you like chads on tinder.

>will never have a body size or strength that matches the attitude i had to cultivate cause i'm apparently the tiniest fucker on the planet
Someday i'll be a real cyborg....

>>37259770
>Women have no use to be here
How would someone that never talked to a woman besides his mummy know about things like that?

>>37259800
Post balls with timestamp or GTFO

>>37263344
Only someone who has had a good life can give you a good life.

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>>37263495
>acknowledging metameta is meta

>>37259910
Nice dick, would lick. Now play with it a bit and post pics you fucking whore.

>>37259747
Would there even be enough females to have a gender reversed r9k?

>>37260195
>Who wants to be my qt gf?
Post pic with your strap on?

>>37263554
>wanting a 2+ partner cock thats so worn out from use the skins stretched permanently
He'll leave you cause your inexperienced virgin ass won't know how to pleasure him.

>>37263565
Well there's that cow site so who knows. There's probably more girls on 4chan than you'd think.

Who else only wants a qt virgin bf? I'm utterly disgusted if he whored around and already touched another girl. I instantly loose every interest in chadwhores if I hear he isn't a virgin. Remember: they never forget their first puss

>>37263572
FUCK why do they always go for Stacey Thunderstrap

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>>37259747
Whos pussy do i have to lick to get a gf around here?

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>>37261914
>>37261990
>getting wet for sluts
fucking degenerates, it's your fucking fault half the board is schlicking to cuntboys, fuck off with this shit.

DO NOT REPLY TO MALEBOT POSTERS
DO NOT ENCOURAGE MALEBOT POSTERS
SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

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>>37262246
How come there isn't a single decent chad out there? They are all indecent sluts. Even the ugly ones aren't pure and watch porn all day.
Allowing them so many rights besides impregnatin woman was a mistake. They can*t even dress properly if you don't watch them. They are just like dumb kids and you have to decide for them if you don't want them to mess up.

Pic not related.

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>>37263344
>>37263392
Fucking clit-lickers get off of my board!
This is all Sophie Shekelstein's plan, how did you dykes get so kiked?

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Hey girls, Stacy here.
I've had sex with over 20 different men.
I used to be a fembot like you, but you can change things for the better.
Those dreams of a bf can be a reality.

AMA about dating, relationships, and self-care

>>37263785
Hey dyke, pony up the sauce for that pic.

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>>37263684
Are you a malebot or a dyke?
pls respond

>>37263642
>brain omitted "else only"
>got my hopes up
Fuck you i just want a goddamn virgin bf! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>>37263736
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>37263793
Don't get so worked up it's just larping anons and lesbians that want some orbiters. There are no malebots on /r9k/.

>>37263807
>roleplaying as a normaldyke
Sadder than me and I had my cats marry each other the other day, desu senpai.

>>37263684
Testes or GTFO.

>>37263807
#JustBeYourself
Get out normie.

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>>37263811
I am male
Is this a deal breaker?

>>37263871
MALES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37263871
>I am male
There's only one answer to the malebot question, you fucking roastie slut.

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>>37263878
Teehee us BOYS deserve to be here, gonna have to get used to it qt! ;]

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>>37263846
>>37263828
Don't be so upset, fellow fembots!
Other than being yourself, have you tried laughing at salads?
Always works for me.

>>37263871
REEEEEare you a virgin? Discord? Throwaway?Post a pic.EEEEE!

>>37263899
>males are physically and mentally superior
>literally control most of the world's wealth
>hold almost all the power
MEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS
FUCK OFF ATTENTIONWHORE
KYS

Being born man is pretty much life in easy mode

>>37263871
pls be my bf

oreginaloooo

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>>37263871
Fuck off hustler. You don't belong here. A hustler can't be a robot.

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>>37263871
No, unless you're a male (female).
Can you tell me some more about you?

>>37263900
I did but then he asked my why and i may have ranted about how funny some of the shit caesar did, cause the salads name haha, and that lead into me having to educate them on The Liberators and the ensuing civil war.

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>>37263902
for the sake of this joke i will post a picture since it seems be the norm around here anyway, i never see pictures of actual robots

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>Brother finds the biscuit bra

>>37263938
>lazy eye
Youre kinda cute looking
No homo

>>37263913
>she thinks the glass ceilings real
Just apply yourself.

>tfw no bf (female) (male)

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>brother found the yaoi stash

>>37263938
>hazel eyes
>THICC eyebrows
Where'd you find this Discharge Sarge?
Reminds me of Lee Pace

DID YOU HUG YOUR ONII-SAN TODAY /R9K/ AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM? I KNOW I DID!
I wonder if he knows I masturbate while inhaling his dirty underwear

>>37263967
He obviously wants you to hold him down and ride his face until he drowns in grool.
Just fucking do it.

>>37263938
>he posts pictures of himself on 4chan
dropped harder than my bra after a long day of wageslaving.
get out of my board you attentionwhore

>>37263938
>stubble
Grow a beard and you'd be pretty cute. Discord?
>>37263940
>dad finds the shota shrine

>>37263938
Timestamp and post dick or GTFO hustler.

>>37263965
HELP MY FUCING BRAIN IS EXPLODING CAN YOU STOP THIS SHTIS TI DONT KNOW WHAT IT EMSNA

>>37263970
>discharge sarge
This made my night holy shit.
No this is me, from maybe 3 months ago.
Failed tinder account profile, zero matches.
Fuck that noise.
And fuck the guy that said tinder would get me a gf.

>>37263978
L-lewd.
I've done it too he smells so nice I just can't help it.

>>37263991
Jesus anon. I'm ovulating you better stop this right now.

>>37263994
>virtue signalling

100% authentic original taste.

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>Mum found the period sponge

>Brother brings gf home
>can hear him and her really loud
>fantasize about being in her place
END IT NOW!

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>>37264001
I will not my man
my neet cave is very dark right now and i want to gradually let my eyes get used to brightness, thus other more up to date picture will not be take at your convenience, pervert

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The "no masturbation"-meme is a lie. I've tried for 3 days and now I see cocks everywhere. Don't fall for it sisters.

yfw you realize the true metaness of this thread is that the people posting are actually grills irl trying to be funny

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>little brother found the grool pool

>>37264029
Anon, you have to ride him.
It's only natural that his imouto would be the one to guide him into manhood.
Just start eating his ass while he sleeps, if he gets hard, that's a legally binding "yes".

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>>37264006
Alright girls that is just some dyke trolling.
Even a ugly boy can always find a girl, no exceptions

>>37264058
>confirmed for fat bitch pretending to be a qt boy
Go munch a carpet.

>>37264088
>>little brother found the grool pool
lmfao
well played anon

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>>37264087
Abort! Abort!
Code Red!

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>>37264109
T-thats mean anon, why are you being mean to me?

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>>37264088
>tfw living in endless fear parents will find the bucket i drip my remnants into

Daily reminder that white and asian girls LITERALLY CANNOT BE ROBOTS.
>Automatically seen as an agressive Shaniqua
>Actually meek and beta
>Everyone finds you ugly
WHITES AND ASIANS GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEE

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Is there a fembot that wants to orbit me? I'm still a virgin and only hope to talk a little. Don't try for more, I'm still waiting for my oneitis.

>>37264186
Typical attention whoring gook. Shouldn't you be fucking Stacy right now?

>>37263999
>dad finds the shota shrine
Can we just have some real talk here?
It's not pedo to like shotas, like, at all.
Firstly- it's a fucking drawing NOT a real little boy.
Secondly- it's basic female biological imperative to be attracted to most of the traits of shotas- physical stamina for starters.
Thirdly- it's SQUARELY on modern western males that most young women are schlicking to shota. When any male over 16 is a whore with a foreskin that drags along the floor it makes the alternative- cute little boys- much more appealing.

It's even less pedo when it's big dick shota.

>>37264072
Yeah fuck that, I literally woke up rubbing off on my pillow in my sleep, it's bad.
Stop reading erotica though. It poisons the mind. Shlick to your crushes like you are meant to.

>>37264087
S-shush.

>>37264186
>grindr
nice try hustler

>>37264186
I can orbit that cute little azn dick.

>>37261560
I want Tumblr and 4chan to fuck

>>37264242
There's literally fanart of that.

>>37260779
Art isn't so good, but the comic is 10/10

>>37264175
>nigress posts about muh butt all day
>fucking ruining /pol/ with their vile cuckqueen shitposts
>they then come here and claim that black girls can be robots
Get the fuck out, dyke.

>>37264056
>being
>this
>much
>of
>a
>cuckqueen

>>37264211
>big dick shota
That's stupid and small dicks are justice

>>37261598
sauce? who is this qt dicklet?

>>37260965
k9r would, instead of having androgynous girls with tiny willies, have androgynous boys with tiny vaginas and itty bitty titties.

>>37264282
>implying that isn't a jew shill
>Watching or distributing porn in current year
>Making it seem like you're more of a robot when Chads and Tyrones would still fug even if you're a 1/10
Fug off, cunt.

>>37264186
I want to breed some matriarchy in you so bad.

>>37264430
>Chad and Tyrone
Yeah, like I really want some sweaty stupid beefcake slut.
I want a qt Hiro bf.

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>>37263940
>Parents found the tampon mouse

otoutos or oni-sans /r9k/?
post em

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DICKS OR GTFO
Preferably small and hairless but any is fine

>>37260965
I am in no way a dyke. It's not lesbian to want to eat Buck Angel out until he's in tears.
Masculine vagina.

>>37264495
One for each hole. Qt otouto gets first pick of course.

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>>37264514
Fuck my cunt, I forgot my pic.

>>37264538
I'd love to tie him down and sit on his face until he chokes. I also want to hit him because men love to be violently beaten and insulted. It's just their nature.

>>37264565
They are literally made to be raped. Did you know most men get hard even if they say they "don't want it"? Fucking thirsty whores.

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All these poor little fembots, masturbating away to thoughts of the man they'll never have.
Even if you did miraculously acquire a bf, he could never understand you like a fellow girl would.
Chad only cares for sportsball after all, you're but a quick pump and dump to him.

For a real, loving relationship there's only one way.
I know all your little pleasure spots, i'll have you trembling in part pleasure, part fear.
Come on, let me hurt you.

>>37264565
>I'd love to tie him down and sit on his face until he chokes. I also want to hit him because men love to be violently beaten and insulted. It's just their nature.
Kek well that is definitely true in my case. Boybot here btw.

>>37264595
Only if you'd be willing to go on T and hit the gym twice a week.
Fuck, I'd pay for the mastectomy.
All lesbians are just cuntboys in training anyway.

>>37264487
The fact that you xancan be that picky proves that you don't belong here.

>>37264594
>>37264565
I afree. Their simple brains respond better to physical stimulus. They love you more when they know what's expected of them. Undesired behavior = pain

>>37264601
Attentionhustler. You need a good beating to know your place.

>>37261074
All those mens baiting themselves

>>37264601
>tfw no subby husbando to lock in chastity and have eat me out while I browse r9k

>>37264685
I could be your husband, I'm a real boy I promise

>>37264505
>implying there are boys here
Are you just a brainlet, or are you a titlet too?
jej

>>37264632
But, anon. If I go on T I won't be soft and smooth for long.
I'll start getting hair in all kinds of icky places.
I wouldn't even be able to lick your tummy without you complaining about a scratchy beard.

Wouldn't you rather have a gf than a bf (female)?

Lesbian is the robot way, anon.

>>37264699
Timestamp testes or gtfo.

This probably isn't 100% original.

>>37264711
The term is chestlet.
You literally cannot be a robot if you have >34C tits.
TITCOWS OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37264699
>I'm a real boy I promise
Prove it.
Post your dick, cowboy.

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>>37264601
>Boybot
this has to be bait
there are no men on /r9k/

>>37264726
>>37264735
>>37264739
Not posting dick on 4chan lmao go away.

>>37264734
>You literally cannot be a robot if you have >34C tits.
That's like, average, girlfriend. Are you Asian or something?

>>37264752
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD THEN YOU ROLEPLAYING DYYYYYYYYKE

>>37264765
REEEEEEEEEEE
51% of my country are B cups, titcow pls go

>ywn be thanked by a qt prince

https://streamable.com/zqt0x

Is 2d the only way?

>>37264739
What is the name of this labia savior?

>>37264739
>ywn stroke his cheek
>he wont ever know of your existence
>you'll just sit in your room and schlick to yaoi

>>37264739
Pls post more of this clit twit.

>>37264824
>>you'll just sit in your room and schlick to yaoi
post some good doujins sis

>>37264824
be my qt3.14 girlfriend

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>>37264796
Just some random k-pop qt. Have another one.
Asians are just the best. They are intelligent, good looking, know how to behave and aren't agressive like some other sub-humans. Ideal husbando material.
tfw no qt virgin hiro husbando

>>37264847
Here you go, onee-chan

https://luscious.net/c/trap_manga/pictures/album/yoru-wa-mijikashi-koiseyo-shounen_285355/id/17566583/@_01

>>37264867
>Here you go, onee-chan
um why are you calling me that that's kinda gay

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>>37264857
fuck off, i wont go prison gay and fall for the dyke meme

>>37261074
that's not /r9k/, it lacks a sense of virginity

Someone post some qt yaoi please, my ovulating mind demands it

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>>37264876
h-haha, my bad.
you're right, it's k-kinda gay. im sorry.
dunno what came over me, haha

>>37264863
>falling for the Asian boy meme
>having a Ellie Rodger crazy Hapa daughter with no tits
Enjoying being stabbed to death with a box cutter, sis.

>>37264867
Ok that was actually unironically really exciting and good, good choice

So this is a thread full of gay neckbeards roleplaying as girls roleplaying as gay twinkbots pretending to be girls in a reverse-/r9k/ thread? Am I reading this correctly?

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>>37264913
I'll hold hands with you sis. No homo.

>>37264957
akshually, i am gay twinkbot roleplaying as a girl roleplaying as a gay neckbeard
not sure how you missed that

>>37264957
I don't even know anymore honestly.

>>37264983
>>37264990
Either way post more good yaoi

>>37264915
I'd let him impregnate me any given time and have a cute halpa kid with him.

>>37264998
Agreed
W-what if there's any ACTUAL boys here though

>>37265040
I'm literally a real boy with a fujo fetish who came here because of the OP. Not even memeing. Or am I?

>>37264957
>legitimately doesn't know about the discords
>probably thought i was kidding about the shlicking over the mic issue

>>37265040
>W-what if there's any ACTUAL boys here though
yeah, start thinking like that and you're sure to go insane, constantly on the lookout

also
>implying you wouldn't rather watch those boys do gay things to each other

post yaoi

>>37265064
post dick. #AllOfTheHomo

>>37265078
>she prefers yaoi to bara
All of the guys in yaoi look like chicks, you know that by liking yaoi you're basically admitting that you're gay, right?

>>37265040
They are just attentionwhoring dykes that roleplay as male. But I think there are some trannys that larp as girls.

>>37264961
dykes out
youre shitting up this board

>>37265064
And I'm a real girl. Possibly.

>>37265066
>tfw no fembot friends to have no-homo shlicking parties with

>>37265040
>tfw no chubby self-hating malebot to use and abuse as my practice bf
I'd snu-snu a dumb malebot slut until his mother would be too ashamed to let him crawl back to her basement

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>>37265107
>bara
my nigress!
>tfw no Takeo-kun to be my gentle giant

>>37265129
>abuse
what did she mean by this

>>37261003
TRANSGENDERISM IS REACTIONARY AND ANTI-FEMALE. YOU ARE ANTI-WOMAN.

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>mfw fucking stacey bitch from class steals the short, awkward, nerdy qt3.14 boy i've been eyeing

>>37265119
>15 malebot threads a day getting 300 replies
>the two dykebot threads are the problem
Malebot apologists OUT

>>37259747
WHY CAN'T I GET A DOMINANT BF REE ALL I WANT IS A TALL GUY TO FUCK MY FACE WITH HIS HUGE DICK IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?

>>37265213
Okay that just sounds like normal /r9k/. This is complicated

>Tfw you will never have a bf
Willing to go lesbo so I have a real body to cuddle at night. ;-;

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>>37265226
Do it, boys are trash anyway

>>37265213
Sorry but >>37264565
and >>37264594
are right
boys are made to be fucktoys and the only ones doing maledom will demand money from you.

seriously though how do i find the secret forbidden discord

>>37265226
if you're a chick and you can't get a bf, it's SOLELY due to physical issues you have. Fix those and you can have the most wretched personality/homelife but you'll still get a bf

>>37265213
All men by nature are insecure. You'll NEVER find a man thats comfortable enough about their dicksize to throw caution to the wind. Its betamales or nothing.

>>37265226
>literally know all your pleasure spots
>love to cuddle
>don't just care about their dicks
>don't just fall asleep after sex
>can cum multiple times with you
You've got nothing to lose but your chains

>>37265213
>maledom
Just accept that your weird fetish will never be the norm and the only way you'll find a man who wants to dom you is to get some lanket reject.
Males are submissive and females are dominant because of basic fucking biology, there's a reason women are more manipulative and persuasive, why guys like when we grow our nails out long, wear wicked heels and smear our lips with blood-colored cosmetics. Men are natural-born pain sluts and it makes my slit oceans.

>>37265272
Boy here, can confirm, this post made me hard

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>>37265277
>lol just be pretty sis
Stacies get OUT

>>37265226
Me. I'm your bf now.

>>37265297
Myrtle pls, R9k does not stand for Role-playing dyke 9000

>>37265273
you get invited after rigorous hazing that'd make sorority stacey's blush. Its pretty lewd.

>>37265280
C-can you be my gf?

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>>37265171
Pic related.
Most boys, even the virgin boys, got screwed by porn nowdays.
tfw no innocent qt to fumble till he blushes

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>sister sets me up on a blind date with a guy
>"he's cute and into all the same stuff that you're into"
>yeahright.png
>meet with him at bar expecting nothing
>8/10 asian qt, slim, skinny jeans, sparkly smiles
>idsacrificemyeyestostate.png
>inner sperg starts to rebel
>"what's up jackie chan!?"
>his eyes kinda glaze over me
>pull out my phone and check for quick and easy suicide methods
>cracks a smile, "i dun care, im here for the girl"
>praise jesus im saved
>start talking about rush hour movies
>actually hit it off, talk about all sorts of stuff
>helikesthesamestuffasme.gif
>we start drinking
>things get handsy
>tfw touched a guy
>kiss a little
>TFW KISSED A GUY
>end up drunk and at his house
>tells me to come up to his appartment
>its happening
>follow him to his appartment
>sperg that I am I flop down on the couch and say good night
>he scratches his cheek and asks me if I wouldnt rather share his bed
>ITS HAPPENING
>one makeout session later he starts taking off his shirt
>TFW KISSED A GUY, RELOADED
>marble-tier abs so perfect im afraid to touch
>boy lemme get that dick
>spark of brain use
>ask him if he has a condom
>he tells me not to worry
>LEMME GET THAT DICK
>takes off his pants
>tfw he has a vagina
>tfw i got reverse trapped
>tfw i didnt touch a boy
>tfw i didnt kiss a boy
>tfw did it all with a masculine girl

kill me
am i gay now?

>>37260894
>Reverses genders roles
>Man (well, as close as a student can be) still acts like a fucking man instead of a pussy as bitch
>No GFD
Breddy Gud

>>37265335
I wonder what boys masturbate to

>>37265335
Muh slit!
Dump the rest, sis.

>>37265356
Boys don't masturbate

>>37265356
>I wonder what boys masturbate to
Who the fuck cares?
Boys who masturbate are trash.

Don't mind me. I'm just a desperate boy looking for an equally desperate girlfriend who will cling to me and obsess over me.

>>37265312
female requirements:
>be a good fuckhole
>occasionally do laundry if you live with bf

male requirements:
>be a good fucktool
>be handy, fix everything
>make a good salary
>spend enough time with her
>be tall enough and long/thick enough, hope you won the genetic lotto
>be endlessly understanding and patient
>have a strong sense of values and wants
>don't clash with her personality though, never disagree
>just know what she wants and when, also schedule what you want around her wants
>don't openly show emotion when she leaves you regardless of making the mark on every previous point. Women will leave a known man for an unknown man just for the thrill of it

Oh nooo being a woman is hard

>>37265401
What a delusional meninist, fuck off back to tumblr.
Every men, no matter how ugly can get a girlfriend

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>>37259747
When did you realize that Men are vastly inferior to women?

>commit almost all of the crimes
>more likely to get addicted to drugs
>gay men are more likely to carry stds
>More likely to be NEETS and leech of the gobermint
>Lower level of education
>Make worse leaders because they act upon their natural instinct to constantly fight and be undiplomatic
>cost more money to do the same job a women can do
>most privileged gender but still the least successful and constantly complaining about us

Thanks to the Conservative Media brainwashing Men have become toxically masculine to the point where they are only useful as sperm donors.

>>37265291
I want to submit to the person who wrote this genius post no matter what gender they actually are.

>>37265401
Fuck off to regular /r9k/

>>37265401
found the envious tranny
fuck off

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>>37265350
>"what's up jackie chan!?"
Ha ha ha, fucking holy shit.

>>37265335
>got screwed by porn

We can't even find enough men who haven't watched porn to do the "scientific studies" to determine its influence. It's fucking horrible though. It's vile. I'm both terrified of sex and furiously trying to seek it out.

>>37265291
>it makes my slit oceans
I will unironically start using this from now on. You, madam, are a genius.

>>37265350
It's only gay if vaginas touch.

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>having so much fun in this thread I kind of wish it were a real board

>tfw no unoriginal bf (female)

>>37265316
>posts shit like this
>doesn't include discord
REEEEE

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>>37259747
Girls I think my younger brother is trying to send me sexual signals. What do?

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post the lewd things you'd do to your bf if you ever got one

>>37265458
I agree with you sister. Toxic masculinity has become a big problem nowdays. I'm at the point where I start to think I should try to become a lesbian and get myself a sexy gf instead of a broken down bf that has unreasonable ideas about reality because of porn and conservative media brainwashed him.

>>37265508
they did...... ;_;

Origiro

>>37265558
Post shit like this >>37265226 don't include discord. Do you really want a bf then?

>>37265536
Doesn't cowtits I mean lolcows cater to that desire?

>mfw ywn rub your vagina on another vagina
n-n-no homo though

>>37265589
Greentext your scissorfest, you fucking dyke.

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>>37263517
You know he's right, toastie roastie.

>>37265570
Test the waters by hanging out alone more, nothing sinister, just go out for burgers, to movies, ballgames, etc.
Then just hold his hand a little.

>>37265583
I'd make him into my sexslave/stressballs and keep him in a chastity cage forever. i'd give him headpats while he cries himself to sleep.

>>37265635
>keep him in a chastity cage forever.
for what purpose? don't you want that dicc?

>>37265584
What's your area code? I'm a handsome masculin tomboy and would love to sit on your face

>>37265458
I always knew they were.
Whenever I saw how submissive dads were around moms.
When I saw how awful their handwriting looks.
How unflexible their bodies are.
How simple their minds are.

What would they do without capable woman that protect and guide them?
I think it's easy to see what happens when single dads are on their own.
Children need a strong woman to raise them or the boys will become sluts and the girls will become permavirgin NEETs, I think r9k is the best example of this