Hold your horses mate, I needa finish me fuarkin coffee before

croikey, originally

>>37259005
OI!. WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY TO YOU? GO BACK TO POOFTAH LAEND AND LET ME FINISH ME COFFE CUNT!

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>>37258764
You're lucky I've had my coffee anon. I was very grumpy this morning but you timed that status right

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>>37259168
Shit yo ass down boy don't chuu get sassy wid me ummmm hummm

>>37258764
>Hold your horses mate, I needa finish me fuarkin coffee before yoos is allowed to speak to me. Now get fuarked ya shitcunt and piss off back to pooftahville (AKA, Melbourne) while I finish me yummy fucking coffee
OP OP HEY HEY HEY!!!!!

>>37259170
I HAVEN'T FUCKING FINISHED ME COFFEE!!

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

Alrighty then mate, how can I help ya? What's that, you say you've just had your coffee yourself? Ah well, that's awfully splendid of you to nick in for a bit of chit chat, obviously after everyone's finished their coffee and we can talk peacefully.

>>37259283
Well well, isn't it a pleasant occurrence that I just happened to have finished my coffee? Now, how can I help you mate?

>>37259315
Hey, FUCK YOU MATE! STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME, I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED ME COFFEE, AND IT'S REALLY STARTING TO FUARKING PISS ME OFF THAT ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU KEEP GETTING IN THE WAY!

Now for the last time, let me finish my coffee in peace, before I need to scream REEEEE at you and shoo you away for being a dirty fucking normie.

We will talk about the Revolution's achievements...
but you comrade, you must be quiet until I smoke my cigar.

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>>37259630
These Yankee bastards tried to prevent my Revolutionary Icon

>>37259646
Tobacco losers not welcome here, only those who drink the nectar of the God's are allowed here. Whiskey drinkers get an honorable aryan status.