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>What do you call a robot that lets you borrow some of his food?
A tendie lendee
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>>37258666
that was nice, and the best part is you probably came up with it yourself. god one
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>>37258666
Where can I reddit gold this post? Is there 4chan gold?
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>>37258666
what do you call a robot that does the robot dance?
a dancing robot
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what do you call when a robot hangs himself in winter?
you call the emergency services
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>>37258666
What do you call a Stacy who has sex in a church?
A Sunday Roastie.
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>>37258666
>What do robots call the Hulk?
The Mad Rad Chad
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>>37258666
check'd
what do you call an unemployed loser?
a robot ;_;
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What do you call it when your mom's boyfriend punches you in the kidney for calling your mom a fat roastie whore?
REEEEnal failure
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>>37258666
the lendee is the borrower, not the one lending it out
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What does a robot have in common with an author who can't think of a name for his book?

They both have entitlement issues
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Why was the infant assburger sperging?
autistic teething
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What did the robot say when his oneitis asked him what his favourite band is?

U2
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>>37258666
Godspeed, you deserved those trips

>>37258964
best reply
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What did the autist say after falling down a flight of stairs?
Trip GET Trip GET
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What do you call a robot who can fuck his own asshole?
Samefag
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What was the first thought to pass through the recently unemployed robots mind?
NEAT?
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What do you call an inebriated slut?
pot roastie
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What did the pole vault autist say after successfully clearing 4 bars with one post?
MY QUADS
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>>37258666
Good one OP
>>37258930
nah
>>37258948
needs work
>>37258964
lol
>>37258993
?
>>37259048
no shit
>>37259182
cracked a quarter smile
>>37259908
ha
>>37259938
lol
>>37259950
eh
>>37260020
roflmayo
>>37260056
keep em coming
>>37260140
lol i guess
>>37260149
nice desu
>>37260203
urm
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What do you call a skateboarding apex male with an overwhelming scent?
Chad Muska
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>>37258666
>>37259938
Thank you robots for making arcanine a better place.I kekked so hard
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>>37259938
>>37260020
>>37260056
>>37260140
>>37260149
>>37260324
Well my job here is done, get in here anons and contribute
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