>What do you call a robot that lets you borrow some of his food?A tendie lendee
>>37258666
that was nice, and the best part is you probably came up with it yourself. god one
>>37258666
Where can I reddit gold this post? Is there 4chan gold?
>>37258666
what do you call a robot that does the robot dance?a dancing robot
what do you call when a robot hangs himself in winter?you call the emergency services
>>37258666
What do you call a Stacy who has sex in a church?A Sunday Roastie.
>>37258666
>What do robots call the Hulk?The Mad Rad Chad
>>37258666
check'd
what do you call an unemployed loser?a robot ;_;
What do you call it when your mom's boyfriend punches you in the kidney for calling your mom a fat roastie whore?REEEEnal failure
>>37258666
the lendee is the borrower, not the one lending it out
What does a robot have in common with an author who can't think of a name for his book?They both have entitlement issues
Why was the infant assburger sperging?autistic teething
What did the robot say when his oneitis asked him what his favourite band is?U2
>>37258666
Godspeed, you deserved those trips
>>37258964
best reply
What did the autist say after falling down a flight of stairs?Trip GET Trip GET
What do you call a robot who can fuck his own asshole?Samefag
What was the first thought to pass through the recently unemployed robots mind?NEAT?
What do you call an inebriated slut?pot roastie
What did the pole vault autist say after successfully clearing 4 bars with one post?MY QUADS
>>37258666
Good one OP
>>37258930
nah
>>37258948
needs work
>>37258964
lol
>>37258993
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>>37259048
no shit
>>37259182
cracked a quarter smile
>>37259908
ha
>>37259938
lol
>>37259950
eh
>>37260020
roflmayo
>>37260056
keep em coming
>>37260140
lol i guess
>>37260149
nice desu
>>37260203
urm
What do you call a skateboarding apex male with an overwhelming scent?Chad Muska
>>37258666
>>37259938
Thank you robots for making arcanine a better place.I kekked so hard
>>37259938
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>>37260056
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>>37260324
Well my job here is done, get in here anons and contribute