>girl asks me to come over amd watch a movie >decline because

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2017-05-25 07:59:35 Post No. 37258564
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 07:59:35 Post No. 37258564 [Report]

>girl asks me to come over amd watch a movie
>decline because I'm ashamed of taking gargantuan dumps that last a half hour and are like passing a few logs of sculpting clay the size of Red Bull cans that always clog the toilet

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:01:16 Post No.37258592
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:01:16 Post No.37258592 [Report]

Don't eat that day?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:11:55 Post No.37258744
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:11:55 Post No.37258744 [Report]

Why not just take a poop BEFORE you go?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:33:01 Post No.37259801
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:33:01 Post No.37259801 [Report]

what exactly is your movie-watching-routing looking like when it involves taking a dump?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:42:48 Post No.37261171
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:42:48 Post No.37261171 [Report]

>>37258592
>Don't eat that day?
>>37258744
>Why not just take a poop BEFORE you go?
These are all good suggestions

What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Why are you shitting so much and how can your shits affect your life so heavily, wtf?

>sorry I can't watch a movie with you, I have to shit tomorrow for half an hour

Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:45:26 Post No.37261204
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:45:26 Post No.37261204 [Report]

>girls asks me to come over
>hold in dumps for 36 hours
>get home, finally unload and have to spend 30 minutes unclogging the toilet

Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:47:09 Post No.37261223
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:47:09 Post No.37261223 [Report]

>>37258564
Maybe lay off the chicken tendies and get some fiber in your diet?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:48:10 Post No.37261231
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:48:10 Post No.37261231 [Report]

>>37258564
I always shit at my girlfriend's house.
It's a good way of asserting dominance.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:51:37 Post No.37261252
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 11:51:37 Post No.37261252 [Report]

>>37258564

I have the same problem. Also, I have a terrible case of pinworms.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:14:50 Post No.37261515
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:14:50 Post No.37261515 [Report]

Consume nothing but cheese and plug yourself up

Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:21:51 Post No.37261596
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:21:51 Post No.37261596 [Report]

eat some fucking fiber GOSH

Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:24:33 Post No.37261618
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:24:33 Post No.37261618 [Report]

Squatty potty

Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:26:38 Post No.37261638
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>>37258564
Haha man just get some fibre haha just eat some weetbix dude haha

Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:27:04 Post No.37261644
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:27:04 Post No.37261644 [Report]

tfw
>heavy shit
>heavy heart

Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:59:16 Post No.37262738
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:59:16 Post No.37262738 [Report]

>>37261638
man your shitposts get better and better XDDD

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