The r9k Lighthouse

>>37258217
>Meanwhile in the /r9k/ lighthouse...
This

this is awesome.
you love light houses ?>>37258217
>>37258569

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>>37258217
My mind is a lighthouse.
I spend the days alone.
Waking and falling asleep alone.
Spending my time alone.

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>>37258609
>you love light houses ?
yeah I think they are pretty cool

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>>37258887
they are indeed.
>be 3 yr old me
>see classic red and white lighthouse
>tell dad we cant go without a special pass.
>oh its okay (just because i would get beaten if i sperg)
>13 yers latter
>art class
>finally tell us to draw him a landscape since 4 years
>our teacher is always kinda depressed
>draw a light house , paint it.
>give it to him a week after
>smile.jpeg
>all class asked teacher what he saw
>show them
>Woah anon did you do this wow wow
>embarassed.jpeg
lighthouse = /comfy/

>>37258217
this is evolving too quickly

Dear whoever is doing this
Please stop pissing at the top of the stairs.
Every day I am greeted by a river of piss flowing past my door.
Last night I slipped and almost broken my neck.

It's not funny

Just. Stop.

>>37259178
>slip down stairs
>fall into fucking ocean and slam against the jagged rocks

I will be spearfishing near the rocks. dont do stupid shit. i am armed.

>>37259251
I inserted your spear into my urethra. The fish won't go near it now, it smells like shit

>>37259268
little you know about fish, thanks for the free brmitchi.

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wrong lighthouse

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>>37258217
wew lads
that FBI raid at the mansion was gnarly
almost slipped up, but you know ya nigga slip through the cracks
in this case
to the lighthouse baby

what kind of spank ya granny exclusive black market goods can i offer my fellow semen?

(prices very)

>>37259371
>(prices very)

/thread

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET SCHIZOPHRENIC ANON IN THE LIGHTHOUSE

THERES BEES IN MY TEETH
THERES BEES IN MY TEETH
THERES BEES IN MY TEETH

>>37258217
Will the retard dancing in front of the lighthouse light stop yelling that he's enlightened?
It wasn't funny the first time, stop laughing, there's people trying to sleep here.

Please keep your drugged up trapboys chained to your respective beds.
This is like the 3th time I found one of them in my closet.

>>37259670
EAT THE BEE STUPID

>>37258217
Please leave the light of. I want to be alone. Last time someone didn't and a bunch of normies on a yacht came.

>>37259670
*kisses you on the lips*

>>37258887
>most lighthouses are automated now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME MY LIGHTHOUSE JOB

I'm going to blow up the fucking lighthouse if every one of you faggots doesn't suck my dick

STOP AIMING THE LIGHT AT ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO PEE IN THE WATER YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD TO GO I GET ANXIOUS

>>37261194
>STOP AIMING THE LIGHT AT ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO PEE IN THE WATER YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD TO GO I GET ANXIOUS
Are you on a ship or something
The light can't look inside the lighthouse

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Dear trespassers,

It's come to my attention that a bunch of developmentally challenged people have decided to squat in my lighthouse.

This is both immoral and illegal, I have alerted one of the best tard wranglers we have about this issue. He should be arriving shortly to escort you guys out. If this problem persists, I will no choice but to the gas the building.

Sincerely,

Landlord Anon

Hey robots, is invoking cuthulu allowed in this Lighthouse? I need a bright red light for the ritual and my flashlight broke.

>ywn work in a lighthouse because of automation jew

>>37261436
The light sees all

30 min long suicide queue at the roof

>>37258217
Normie boat approaching approximently 4 miles off the shore turn off all lights.