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>>37256123
whip oot your penis in front of her and ask her to suck it and see if she feels anything. It's not like she cares, anyway.

>>37256584
Isn't that illegal? I feel like it should be :(

>>37256123
Sounds to me you've already ruined any chance with this girl. If she DIDN'T hate you, then I'd say become friends, work your way up to best friends, and get to the point where she can't imagine life without you. That's how you get someone to truly fall in love with you

>>37256628
It's not illegal if she neevr reports it :)

Anyway, you need to make it feel like pulling your dick out of girls is a something you normally do, and you need to warm her up for it first by discussing sexual things with her.

>>37256737

She has never had a real life friend though.

>>37256747
I tried that, she reported me :(

>>37257456
>i tried that

bullshit

>>37257456
You're gonna have to elaborate on what all you did to make her hate you. We need some more context to see if you are too far gone.

>>37257549
I tried talking about sexual things with her. She reported me.

>>37257550
That

>>37256123
She's asexual. You can't.

>>37258495
wew lad, then she's not asexual, she's just a dumb prudish whore that'll get on the CC pretty soon.

>>37258544
>>then she's not asexual
What would she have done if she was, in your opinion?
Asking for a friend.

>>37258568
She wouldn't have freaked the fuck out. It would have been looking at someone's arm or something.

"Asexual" doesn't really exist, it's just code for two things
>she doesn't want you and wants you to leave her
>She has intimacy issues

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>>37256123
asexuality doesn't exist, they just haven't found the person that makes their boner/bajina erectify

>>37258620
Or, maybe she would have seen it, not had any sexual thoughts about it but known socially what the implication was of it being out. Then she freaked out at that.

>>37258620
Way to assume what every asexual person is like or how they should act

>>37258662
>they
did you just assume my gender?

>>37258648
Meh, then you didn't warm her up enough
Who did she report it to?

>>37258674
Are you originally retarded? I have cause for concern.

>>37258674
Are you retarded? I was talking about asexuals in general. Not a gender.

>>37258674
>Who did she report it to?
Title IX within the university.

>>37258544
Nah, she's asexual

>>37258712
>>37258692
>>>/tumblr/
for taking that meme seriously

faggots

>>37258765
mother of god

like, right now?

>>37258794
>like, right now?

What do you mean by that? I don't understand.

>>37258818
Did this happen just now.

If yes, post proof

>>37258826
>Did this happen just now.
Report was a while ago.

>>37258826
>If yes, post proof
Uh.. no.

Pic is "unrelated" but I only care for the pic:
>drag 800 of us into this shit
does the average roastie really have 800+ """"friends"""" on social media? jesus christ

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Why the fuck do you care for some evil cunt that reports you for literally nothing? Are you a masochist or something?
Disgusting.

No, you shitass, I was calling you retarded because of this, not because of you're "meme"
>>37258674
>>Meh, then you didn't warm her up enough

>>37256123
Where's the rest of this image? I've never seen it before and you've got me curious

>>37256123
>asexual aromantic
No such thing. That's just SJW feminist newspeak that really means that she priced herself out of the market because she only wants a turbochad. It means that she'd rather become a cat lady than even have sex let alone a relationship with a non-chad male.

>>37259247
http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html


Good night!

>>37259393
Thanks anon for the good read. Really got the ole cogs a'spinnin