Your waifu is now real. What does she say to you?

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>>37256005
"Everything is going to be alright anon, I promise. I'm finally here"

probably castrate me

cant complain

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>*sniff sniff*
>Licks face
>"Awoooooo!"

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Having no money, I'd imagine.

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>>37256005
>I am Saber, your servent. I have come in response to your summoning
>I ask you
>are you my master?

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>>37256005
Tomoko isnt that great at meeting people but she's getting better at it.

>>37256005
That's a guy :3

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"Everyone's good with something ano-
>gets distracted and plays hunter and prey with a random animal in my neighborhood
>gets ran over by a car

>>37256005
>she
(2D traps aren't gay, though.)

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>anon stop calling me a grapefruit

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I..
I...
I'VEGOTTOGODOSOMETHING

we soon become best friends and later get married

>>37256958
Ideal taste

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>>37256005
Nothing because i'd still be sitting in my room away from everyone

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I like to think I'd have a shot.
Your talking about a guy who has never had a single 3DPD girl in his entire life though.

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>*suppressing laughter* would you stop playing that old military march already, anon? The novelty has kind of worn off...

hopefully she'd start strangling me and calling me worthless.

dont have a picture for her

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>>37256005
Are characters from western cartoons allowed to be waifus?

Any way she'd probably say something like:

>*Urgh* YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
and then sniff glue or offer me lsd, then threaten to burn the building to the ground, and then get weirdly turned on when I slap her for saying that.

>>37256214
I'll probably never play them but in the games is there an option to order her to fuck you?

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>>37256005
Not mai waifu but the reaction is spot on

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She's too polite to say anything, probably she'd just look at me with disgust and leave.

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In a dream I had it already played out and it went well.
Plus I've been working hard to improve my life so I hope she would just be happy to see me.

;_;

I aint got waifu.

Probably not very much considering she's not alive anymore

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>>37256005
"Fuck my boipucci all Nya-ight"

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>>37258327
in one of the canon endings she's actually your step mother and marries you.

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>>37256005
Can I be her Takamiya or am I destined to never stand a chance?

>>37258412
You'd have to do something awful or be legitimately horrifying for Takane of all people to look at you in disgust immediately. She's not that type.

>>37258300
Best wife. Too bad she's a filthy, filthy whore

probably something in lines of, get your act together, stop playing these pointless video games and do something with your life

which I would do, because if she's going to be my wife then I don't want to be a piece of trash that embarasses her

>>37259841
Why not start now?

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>>37256005
Swish swish

>>37256005
Probably something in Japanese, so I wouldn't understand her without subtitles.

>>37259504
I want someone like her too.
Why aren't real girls more like her?

>>37259962
Why would I? She's not here for me.

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"So... This 'meat dimension' you keep talking about. Is it real?"

>>37258300
I want cocaine Pam in my life. We'd have good times together, as long as I don't have to supply the coke.

>>37258563
If you have a dream about your waifu, what level are you on?

I had a dream about my waifu once. Wasn't a sex dream or anything, just a normal relationship. I was happy and stuff.

I woken up and considered just offing myself, Cuz I was pretty sure it was rock bottom.

Now I just want the dream back.

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>you sit here, and play video games all the time...?
>ah...you paint?
>take them out, i want to see it

she will never be real

>>37260124
Must have felt amazing. Don't get me wrong, of course it's sad, but it's also beautiful in a way.

I'm considering taking up lucid dreaming so I can live out fantasies with my waifu. It's better than nothing, I think.

>>37260161
Ugh. I'm not trying to shit on your tastes, so don't hate me here. But she was seriously worst girl.

Maybe I just feel like I bring enough clinical depression to the relationship for two people, so I don't want to deal with that.

Lilly was the only girl in that game without severe emotional damage, and she fucking makes you kill yourself (almost).

>>37260186
I tried lucid dreaming back in high school. It only led to nasty nightmares, so I stopped.

It's been a decade maybe it's worth trying again.

>>37260244
There are other methods than the sleep paralysis shit. I'm kinda scared of that thing so I just keep a dream journal and try to do reality checks whenever I remember.

Also, discussing lucid dreaming is so weird. All this terminology makes it sound like it's a cult.

>>37258563
Man, Ryuuko is so cute.

>>37260189
not even the guy youre replying to but rin is great. worst girl is easily hanako

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>>37260287
Yeah, the human bacon got on my nerves a bit as well, but her story didn't drag on like rin's did. Which was my main problem with rin.

*45 minutes of text as you lie on the floor smoking a cigarette.

But I'm just stirring the pot here.

>>37260318
no i absolutely agree. rins story was terrible. but thats not her fault, she is still best girl.

>>37256005
>tfw you don't even have a waifu
I've watch so many anime and my waifu still hasn't found me.

>>37260263
Crazy, right? I'm into lucid dreaming too and it always feels like you're talking about new age health conspiracy bullshit when it comes up.

>>37260369
Guy who mentioned lucid nightmares here. Part of my problem is that the only time I'm lucid anymore is when I have a panic attack while asleep. So my body is reacting to a life or death situation, and my barely conscious brain is scrambling trying to figure out why I'm about to die.

I'm not a fan of the lucid state, lol.

>>37260401
Hold your breath if things are going badly. It makes you wake up again even with sleep paralysis.

My technique for dreams that start to go sideways is to blast the nightmare shit with a shotgun.

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>>37260006
>I want someone like her too.
Why aren't real girls more like her?
It's a shame but real woman are incapable of loving men.

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>>37256005
A various assortment of whinnies, neighs, and nickers.

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>>37260124
When I had a dream about her it was also a happy non-sexual dream of me and her getting along really well, waking up was the worst thing that could happen.
It did intensify all feelings I had for her, which is kinda nice but deep down it also feels like I'm drifting more and more away from society.
Now for more than 3 years she's been on my mind and I can't even let it go anymore, heck I can't even allow myself to fall for another seasonal waifu cause it does actually feel like cheating.
After you invested a lot of daydreams and emotions into a fictional girl it's almost like she's really there.
>>37260276
Exactly.

>>37260106
>not providing your waifu will all the drugs she desires
You're a bad husbando.

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>>37260263
>>37260369
>they think dreams aren't all connected and lucid dreaming isn't esoteric methodology of tapping into the dreamforce

>>37260350
Don't give up anon. She's out there waiting for you. Better to be patient and find your true waifu, rather than switch "waifus" every couple of months like some people.

>>37260613
I didn't say I wanted Pam as my waifu. I just need her in my life. Cocaine Pam was amazing and hanging out with her would be a blast.


Plus you KNOW I'd get to Bury my dick in that now and then.

>>37260749
Only your waifu gets to be will. Pam will never be part of your life.

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>>37259462
>she's actually your step mother and marries you.
how is one supposed to respond to that?

Uh, she becomes real before her death right?

He would probably just rip me off

>>37260821
If your waifu is canonically dead, then no.

>>37259462
that's a pretty nice file name anon

>>37260834
Great, anime becoming real somehow makes my life even worse

>>37260840
Just write to your local mangaka and politely ask for your waifu to undie. I'm sure he'll understand.

>>37260607
I get you anon. She's associated with such intense emotion that just looking at her face makes you feel warm and fuzzy right?

>>37260802
Turned on usually

>>37261017
Kinda like that, yeah.
At the same time I don't feel confident talking about it outside anonymous image boards while it's playing a really important role in my life.

>>37261164
Not everything has to be shared with the world. You've found a way to keep yourself happy with a total cutie and that's what matters.

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Probably something like:
>You may have summoned me here, but this is my house now. I suggest you get out immediately.

"Tsh, you're seriously a pathetic embarassment if this is what you call having a life, you score a 20"

"Get up, you need training"

>tfw no waifu to motivate me into a better person

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>>37261191
You know, it might sound weird but this imaginary relationship has helped me quite a bit in getting through life.
But it does hurt sometimes that I can't hold her.

>>37260189
you dont really GET Rin.
You have to look pretty deeply into her when going trhough her route.
You could say shes deppressed.
But its more like shes lost, lonely, shes doesnt really know what she should do with herself other than paint so she feels compelled paint and paint and paint until it breaks her.
She is the best girl because she is the most relatable to a robot.
She is best girl because she has a good sense of humour.
Also, she is best girl because she has the deepest and moat profound story in the entire game, understanding her is hard, but once you feel her feels, and relate to those feels you fall in love, like i did, because she is the best girl in the game

>>37261286
Have you got a daki? That helps other anons when they want to hold their 2D wives.

>>37261350
Nah I don't.
I considered it, as there was one released but I didn't like the drawing on it but now I've kinda let that go.
Also, I'm also trying to git gud at drawing myself now, I hope that I'm one day good enough to draw my waifu, it would be nice to have a little portrait or something of her around.
I could also just print out any of the thousands of fan-art works out there but I want something a little more personal.

>>37260189
That is not how you spell emi

>>37258300
Good taste, Cheryl is the best kind of crazy

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>>37260189
Lilly is worth it, though. For me, at least.

>>37261461
That's really sweet anon. Developing your skills for Ryuuko is the right way to go about doing things.

>>37260189
>>37261486
>>37261517

Rin is best girl to me because I related to her character on so many fucking levels. She doesn't understand why she's here and can't find a purpose but also has no idea how to word it or voice how she feels because the loneliness makes you feel like no one can ever understand you. Instead she deals with it by having a great sense of humor because it's the one thing that allows her to connect to anyone but it's also a double-edged sword since by being the joker of a group no one will ever believe your serious opinions and will move on once you stop being funny to them. I just want somebody to actually try to connect to me on a deeper level than just "oh that guy who's pretty funny" and I felt like she as a character was going through the same emotions I feel on a daily basis as well.

>>37261652
Was she even joking? I feel like a lot of the times she simply caused humorous situations unintentionally.

When your waifu talks to you, is she dubbed or subbed?

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>Where do you keep your snacks, anon?

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>>37256005
Cure Up Rapapa! I love you!

>>37261690
Dubbed for me. I ironically cannot stand hearing Japanese girls.

>>37261652
I feel the same but im pretty sure she has the autism and did funny things sometimes unintentionally like this guy said. >>37261686

Still best girl though.

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>>37261690
I find the Western voices too bitchy and annoying, is it just me? I can't really tolerate dubbed girls in anime, but guys usually sound alright for some reason.

>>37261690
How would that work? Will there be words displayed somewhere or will I just magically understand her?

>>37262135
I don't know. Seems like the majority thought of weebs. If anything, I'm the minority that always gets squinted at here. >>37262023

She'd probably say that I'm a louse.

>>37262135
It's not just you, I feel the same way. I think I'm just disgusted with Western women at this point, and their voices seem bitchy to me.

>>37262135
I can't handle the overly American accent with most dubs.
Plus I'm not a native English speaker anyway, I'd rather listen to a dub in my native language than an English dub.

So I just have to accept the Japanese, reading subtitles has become second nature when half of the TV shows use them.

>>37259462
Isn't that supposed to be "vanishment"? Not that that's a word, but it seems the Japanese aren't concerned with that.

Probably "good night" right before she knocks me out.

>>37262962
Who's your waifu? Sounds nice.

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>>37262990
Akane Kurashiki from nine hours nine persons nine doors

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>>37256005
>i love you
origimami

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My waifu is already real. I think she would find me incredibly disgusting, because I'm a half-black spic/half-scandinavian weirdo, the exact type of guy who has made her hometown of Kansas City a total shithole.

We have some things in common, though. We both love baseball, we both graduated from school very early. For her it was 16 from HS and 19 from college, for me it was 17 from HS and 20 at college. Apparently she had a tough time in school because just like me, she got skipped up a grade and was the youngest in class by far. I like to think she would be able to relate to my experiences and vice versa.


Or you know, maybe she would say "get lost loser". I don't really know.

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>MONGREL.

original

>>37258189
>not having a single picture of your waifu

do you even know what that word means?

>>37263698
Maybe it's OP'S tulpa?

>>37263707
I guess I didn't think of that. That's probably it. Whoops.

>>37263698
Maybe he just doesn't have a good one. I had to search forever to find a decent picture because mine is a side character that no one cares about :(

>>37261200
I don't remember Setsuna doing much at all in Hoshimemo. She doesn't even attend the club ffs. Why did you waifu her?

>>37260189
worst girl is objectively shizune, maybe hanako

Lilly is too perfect to pass up, emi actually helps you get healthier, and rin is the lovable autist

I had my waifu record this for me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gaL1xgibD

How do you even know what waifu you like I have like 10

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>>37264770
GET OFF MY BOARD FAGGOT
BEING MORE ORIGINAL

>>37260106
>cocaine Pam
>liking the worst Pam

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He probably wouldn't say anything unless I speak first. The only thing I have going for me is that Gargoyles are clingy and protective as fuck once you actually become friends with them.

>>37264031
Yeah, sucks that she really doesn't get much focus. But I really liked her because she takes everything seriously, is usually cold and indifferent, and likes to analyze things in depth (I guess? Most of the time when the focus shifts to her, she is contemplating on who is visiting the lookout, how to send off the matsurawanomono [or however that's spelled], and so on.)

That's just the kind of grill I like.

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>>37256005
Never thought that we'd ever met, Anon. You're nice and worthy person, so stop pretending that you like to be that bitter aggressive subhuman.
pic random

>>37259462
>she's actually your step mother and marries you.
What? No she doesn't.

>>37264770
>orbiters
>people
pick 1 subhuman

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>>37256005
Probably call me a cunt.

>>37266333
Would you kiss her feet though?

>>37259530
This is /r9k/, subhuman. That anon was probably a nasty fatfuck.

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>>37266384
Most definitely.

Parsley

>>37256086
You know she'd kill you right?

>>37266460
Can we share you waifu's legs?

>>37266460
Then her cunny or?

>>37259530
mmh maybe, I was being too harsh with myself after being in bed all day watching Netflix. I took a shower and dressed, I'm more presentable now.

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>>37266604
Everything.

>>37266576
We could suck your dick together.

>>37266536
Are you implying that's not the best part?

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>>37256005
Probably just leave as fast as she can. I myself don't see any point in staing in my apartment.

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>>37266759
>We could suck your dick together.
Oh boy

>>37266759
>What did he mean by this
Originally asked

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>>37267180
>Not being so beta you want to please a real man with your waifu

>>37268097
Nah, I'm just bi and all sorts of fucking.

>>37268097
This is my fetish
>Anon will never suck on your nuts while his waifu polishes your rod.

>>37256005
She will use her DF powers to clutch me and use my camputor to seek the interwebs for history shit

"Listen to me, we are married nowwww, you are mine hear me?"

> tfw

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>>37268923

Forgot picture shit...

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>>37256005
probably nothing. She'd just think I was pathetic and disgusting and then probably instagib me

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Makes me tasty soups and maybe slaps couple of times

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There's two types of people in the world. One of them wishes for their happiness, the other do everything that is inside the range of possibility, everything, to bend reality and fulfill your wish.

jk I want to fuck madoka