Anybody ever hire a prostitute for her services? I wanna try

>>37254420

I hired a prosti-tot

>>37254420
Yes. Don't do it. It isn't safe these days now that the backpage is gone. That place was a whore goldmine.

>tfw you'll never stick it to a Latina again who is just trying to feed her kids a couple times a week in her own house while you visit like you're a "work friend"

>>37254420
start for the pussy my friend hahahajhahjas
or get a tranny

>>37254514
Backpage is gone? I just checked to see if it's there and it is.

Is it now what it used to be?

>>37254420
Yeah. If you have a load of money i guess it's worth it. I learned too late that I crave emotional intimacy as well so it really was a unfulfilling venture for me. I suppose it's fine if you just need to nut.

>>37254562
"Backpage" is there but you'll notice the old hooker section got removed. They got raided and that was the terms of them continuing.

>>37254583
>thinking a woman can give you emotional intimacy

I'd laugh but it's really not that funny.

>>37254604
>>37254562
The hooker ads just moved to the women seeking men section

The gov't shut down straight up hooker ads

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>>37254420
I wish getting a prostitute in the US was as easy and cheap as it is in other countries.

Fucked prostitutes in 9 different countries but none back home.
>inb4 stds
Still haven't gotten any

>>37254583
couldn't you hire hookers to do ch ill things like pool or video games
>instead hire guy for less and make a friend off it

If you ask the girl if she's a cop, she's obligated to say she is right?

>>37254840
How would an underground cop react to you being a virgin and asking for a deflowering? Would she still go on with the sting operation or have mercy?

>>37254680
How was Thailand? orasdf

>>37255176
Probably the easiest. I usually compare it to fast food.
>its fast, its easy, its cheap (not as cheap as it used to be) with lots of variety
Philippines is similar.
Korea might be my favorite. It's like Japan but cheaper and easier.

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>>37255146
Mercy sex

I went to my first one today. Ugly but I just wanted a hand and tit job so not a big deal.

Just find a decent looking crack whore (which can be difficult) offer her 50 dollars but tell her she must fuck you and smoke it with you. Win win situation plus it works every time

>>37254840
Yep. If she doesn't and you get stung, they don't have a case.

>>37254840
No you fucking moron, but they're not allowed to initiate anything or its entrapment.

Should I hire a teenage trap or a milf.

Pls respond

>>37256813
Hire a MILF, you can pretend she's your mommy gf

How much would it cost to hire a qt hooker to pretend being my gf for like a week?

>>37257148
Considering most escorts charge at least $1500 for 12 hour overnight appointments I imagine a full week would bankrupt the average robot.

>>37257108

That's my fucking fetish, but I can't imagine how it'll play out

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I'm tempted to try this. I'm not a virgin, but damn I don't have time to fuck around looking for sex

Pic related; $200 for an hour of GFE sounds like a good trade desu
>>37257273
>Hey, I'm into MM/lb play, is that something you can offer?

bump

origianananan

>>37257288

Yeah I know how to ask but I don't know how the actual sex and general interactions will go. I'll get one for myself for my 18th in a few months