Story time, /r9k/. I got an unsolicited text from a random number and decided to roll with it.
Bonus points to whoever actually gets my riddle
Yes, I live in Seattle
target location identified
triangulating...
target locked
En route to destination.
Yes, this is me. Gaze upon my luxuriant beard
I think he's trying to make me jealous.
Creme brulee is pleb-tier.
That thing is in fact a potato.
Never mind, I just realized how unfunny I am. Disregard, OP is a fag.
Get to the murder part, please.
>>37253294
I'll get to the sexy part.
this thread is the biggest display of rampant faggotry i have ever witnessed in my life
>>37252944
Robert Hawkins is buried in Bellevue.
>>37253332
yeah, pretty much. got a date out of it though
>>37253332
i like it desu
kill yourself
>>37253362
was she pretty to you
>>37253362
I think you missed a part? Or you just missed screenshotting it. I love this thread btw
send the dick pics!!!
>>37253362
I am actually quite handy with a rope
>>37253392
I skipped it because I realized how dumb it was
>>37253405
Ah damn post everything you sperg its so interesting
according to PF rules you can't use the teleportation abilities of summoned creatures :^(
>>37253405
She's totally gonna flake, dude. You don't even know if it's a she anyways.
>>37253446
Maybe so, but the twist is that I already have a date tomorrow. A date with eternity.
>>37253471
>meet up
>stammer a hello
>realize you both will never be attracted to eachother
>find an excuse to leave
>bask in the loneliness
I cant handle this much faggotry.
>>37253446
I wonder about that
>>37253581
That's not shibari.
>>37254011
Nice, anon. Interesting how that turned out.
>>37254011
I enjoyed this thread and I hope everything goes well, OP. Try not to spill too much spaghetti.
>>37253581
>>37253332
Take notes retard. No lame emotes, no white-knight faggotry, just some guy engaging in playful banter. That's how you do it.
spoiler: this is ops friend and just got a new number and op told him to pretend he didnt know him
Considering how she scarfed down that steak dinner and then went for dessert, she's probably 350 lb land whale. Congrats on wasting your time retard.
Keep us posted OP.make a thread tomorrow when this dies
but is she a she? and is she cute?
>>37252924
You sound like a faggot but I enjoyed your thread
>>37254866
OP changed the contact name(or created one) after they exchanged info and made a sarcastic quip to an anon who said OP didn't know if the other person was a girl or not so I would assume he at least got a feminine name from this person.
holy crap that was really impressive
(unless the other person is a homo)
i secretly want a random phone number to call me accidentally but i never have wrong numbers, very unadventurous; i guess it is no secret anymore.