I found this small creature crawling around my home, what is it?

Coyote. Kill it.

That exact bug has been crawling around my house atm too.

spide

a fuccboi
i'm sure you know how to handle it

It's called a "spider"

Looks like phidippus audax, a jumping spider

>>37250556
I don't know what they're called, but they're formed from static electricity gathering in discarded hairs. That electricity eventually self-organizes and animates the hairs, creating a pseudo-sentient creature, like a natural mini-frankenstein. You need to dust more often to get rid of them, but if you have a pet you're fucked even if you do because all of that shedding is bound to create them.

Sage! You broke that little spider. It only has seven feet now.

>>37250622
Well that sounds paranormal.

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For further verification I got closer to it and took clearer photos.

I would describe him as curious, moving around his front mandibles and consistently looking around at his environment.

He actually gave me quite a scare as when I was taking the photos he jumped at my camera lens.

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>>37250556
It'll make a good pet friend. :)

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Another angle, what do you think?

it's a jumping spider, phiddipus audax to be exact. they make great pets and are completely harmless and non venomous

>>37251394
That's a nice shot, with it looking directly into the camera.

>>37251394
aw he looks so cute in this photo :)

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Ooops. I ate it.

>>37251577

fucking cambodians

>>37251451
>>37251556
>>37251567
It's interesting because both times I got close with the camera he seemed to immediately react to it. Even jumping on it the first time.

But when I got my face close to him to see if he would do the same he didn't.

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>>37251707
>when I got my face close to him

absolute madman

>>37251707
>>37252272
they pretty much just see you as something to walk on, i've been handling jumping spiders for years and have never been bitten, it's fun to set up a little enclosure for them to move around in. they will eat just about any insect that isnt larger than them, they'll even eat crane flies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUV0FzEikKc