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>30
>NEET
>mentally ill
>no friends
>severe selfharm scars
>started drinking again
who else /nohope/?

>>37249759
Aren't you happy with your 30quid/thread allowance?

>>37249732

They should make them wear signs with their age

slavic roommate won't shut up and I need to study
please post some stuff I can listen to with my headphones while I'm studying

lads on a scale of 1-10 how sad is it that im phone posting with you lot while my gfs sleeping on me

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>>37249839

I don't get ash cash

>>37249759
I would make them, but I make shit edits and then some cunt always splits the thread.

>>37249860
https://www.youtube.com/user/Gombafej66/videos

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Yeah, yeah, we're gonna bring it down like this y'all!
I'm gonna let my lads in /britfeel/ know that waifus rule the world
Yeah, yeah, that lil' anime thing posts so good all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's right
It goes a little something like this
Stay with me now, here we go

In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly
No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly
The so-called waifus that you find in anime
Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes
Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live,
Bring the place alive, every single day I jive
With the thought comes my direct actions
Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction

Post 'em.

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>trying to sleep in this heat

Not comfy at all lads~

>>37249759
>I make 80% of threads edition
Oh it's a WhingeAnon thread, I hate these

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Well done lad. Here's my pigeon being getting comfy to read the thread.

>45 mins into new twin peaks
>most of it has been outside the town

>>37249823
> 21
> undocumented
Just lol at you.

>>37249823
I-I cant be the only one like this...right?

>>37249903
This is /britfeel/ not /ausfeel/ m8

>>37249868
What? Aren't you checking the account?

Lad, there must be thousands in there by now.

>>37249903
im jelous of ur feather fren

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>tfw no good christian chinese gf

>>37249860
> tfw slavic
> tfw have a roommate
> tfw he probably has autism
It it you?

>>37249895
Get a fan lad, i have a huge fan pointing at me as I sleep its heaven

>>37249945
oh no a slavic person in the UK with an autistic roommate.
what would the chances be?

>>37249895
I'm cold, why don't you hug me to cool down

>>37249888
Madoanon do you have a boyfriend?

>>37249903
I'm going to eat him

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>>37249945
Ohh pay'ed never to plug the printer

>>37249987
I have whatever gets me the most (You)s

>>37249865

Phone posting is horrible, I do 96% of my posts on desktop, and very occasionally at work or in bed 4% of the time

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>open window
>theres a donkey spazzing out and screaming a field away

umm

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>>37249929

>tfw 4,260 bong in the thread allowance account unclaimed

>>37249974
My roommate is also trying to study.

>watch YouTube video
>YouTubers in their lit podcasting room
>sound proof walls big ol mics nice table, big wide-screen TV
>they even have the name of their podcast cut out as a logo on the wall
>famous guests
>this isn't even the main part of the house
>2mil views
>look around me
>shitty flat, water drips from my curling when it rains heavy
>I'm renting
>25

....... What the fuck happened..

>>37250003
I don't know what that means
do you have one or not

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Just got back from my date lads. It was amazing, I think for the first time I know what being happy really feels like as gay as that sounds. The beach was an excellent idea, we just spoke for hours. It was weird, usually when I talk to girls I'm constantly worrying about what to say next but with her I didn't have that feeling once. Now I'm no longer a KHV, just a virgin. Sorry for the blogpost, but a lot of people seemed interested so I thought I'd give an update

>>37250014
A donkey so fearsome it scares away landmass

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Someone be my friend please

Fuck off robot

>>37249965
Think I will buy one tomorrow desu, quite jealous of you right now lad~

>>37249984
Well I would love to hug you anon, but I must ask why are you cold?

>>37250035
That's good lad how old are you? I'm asking cause I'm getting on and losing hope ATM.

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fuck you guys I dont need your (you)s you fucking normies

>>37250014
Do i have to batter it for you lad?

>>37250052
Internet frendshio doesnt work.

Any of you guys actually got an ambition in life?

Im hoping to write a book, my life will have meaning if one person manages to enjoy it

>>37250035
Happy posts like this are true /comfy/

Yes, Yes I am a normie, and no i won't be giving you a (you)

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>>37249923
I don't know why that fucking picture keeps doing that. There, I Gimp'd him.

>>37249935
You can buy a pigeon if you don't have neighbours who bring you birds for free anon. See here, they're not expensive.

http://www.birdtrader.co.uk/

>>37250035
How did you kiss? How was it?

>>37250050
Oh, lad, you're so silly.

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Give me an asian gf and a doggo right now

>>37250105
You can't fool us, lad. That book is still upside down!

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>>37250105
>http://www.birdtrader.co.uk/
done

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>>37250054
I'm not really cold, I was going to progress it into an awful joke about being emotionally cold but realized it was rubbish so didn't

>>37250076
yea, if you want. Theres actually like 10-15 donkies or so in there, its where they store them for beach rides in summer. Suprisingly loud tbqh

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>>37249988
The feathers stick in the teeth somewhat.

>>37250132
I think we might need to rito in a more productive way if we are to achieve our dream.

>>37250035
That's really great to hear! You're a ray of hope for us all~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq7W7eyvPbQ

Have some groovy tunes lads.

>>37249921
I'm 30 odd going nowhere have a couple of friends i rarely speak to, I am a wagie though, but have only been working the past 8 years, was NEET and living at my mums till i was in my 30's

>>37250064
I'm 20 lad, young in comparison of other posters I know but I'm well past the normal age I should be to be having my first date and my first kiss
>>37250122
We were sitting on the beach holding hands and just talking, I noticed she was staring at me a lot while I was talking and when neither of us said a word, we were just looking at each other and I thought fuck it and kissed her. It was weird, I was very nervous that I wasn't a good kisser and it felt like forever but it was probably 30 seconds or something. It was surprisingly warmer than I thought it'd be. When she said that was nice I felt relieved that I didn't autismo it up. Is kissing on the first date normal? I was worried she was moving very fast but we knew each other platonically for a while so maybe that's why

>>37250134
Lol. It was holding up the sofa because one of the stumpy leg things fell off ages ago and I was using the Argos catalogue to prop it up. I fixed it today, looking at the date on the book it broke in 2013.

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>>37250035
I didn't follow in the last thread, how'd you meet and is she a good looker? how old are you both

>>37250211
I just dont know what I'm going to do. I live with my mum and I know she loves me but she must be so disappointed.

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>>37250035

Good to hear lad

Another Britfeeler woos a lady

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tfw you realize no amount of bodies will ever make liberals care about young dead girls of european descent.

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>>37250232
>We were sitting on the beach holding hands and just talking, I noticed she was staring at me a lot while I was talking and when neither of us said a word, we were just looking at each other and I thought fuck it and kissed her


that made me feel anxious just reading it

How do I become a muslim? Maybe at least this way I will find some friends.

>>37250137
Awesome, I hope you find the bird of your dreams. I once wanted a Hyacinth Macaw but they're thousands of bongs and a pigeon is just as entertaining. If you're a proper autiste shut in you can even have birds delivered to your house by courier.

I'm 27 and kinda worried I'm wasting my life and am now too old to do anything else but be an average wage office joe.

Like I couldn't just suddenly move to a different country and make a new life.

>>37250105
What kinda pigeon is it lad? I want a lil bird to follow me round but one that won't fly away from me

>>37250270
Send a sample of blood and semen to the high priest of Islam, that'll get you certified at least.

>>37250270

Just say the declaration (you have to do it sincerely)

>>37250138
>10-15

Sound like ill to get the boys down too to sort out the fuckers

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>>37250240
She's one of the roommates with my friend at the student accomodation flats in town. I met her at a party in February and added her on normiebook and kept in touch. Wish I asked her on a date sooner than 3 months later but it all worked out in the end. She's very cute, at least I think so, but then again I think I'm just infatuated. We're both 20
>>37250270
>anon joins a terrorist cell

>>37250270
Reported this poster to counter terrorism police

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Give me an asian gf or give me death

>>37250263
surprising they support such an intolerant group of people isn't it?

Every civilization on Earth has a form of mysticism. If it isn't part of their present, it stands at least as a light illuminating their past and, ideally, informing their future.

Each form of mysticism has a particular flavor that speaks to the fundamental national character of the people. This mysticism may change clothes and forms, but its flavor and underlying essence remain constant. The Greeks may have abandoned their indigenous form of paganism, but their love of ritual and the character of their paganism lives on in Greek Orthodoxy. Likewise, the indigenous Japanese gods and the style of cosmology that is apparently fundamental to the soul of the Japanese people was seamlessly integrated into Buddhism and, were a new system to fully replace it, the underlying spiritual aesthetic of Japanese religion would still be present. The fundamental essence of a spiritual practice comes from the heart of the people. It can be suppressed, but if it is allowed to flourish, it will make itself known in any time and place.

We can see this most clearly in ourselves, in the mirror that is the history of the spirit of Western man. The tradition of Western philosophy and introspection is older than or as old as most religions-we could say it began in the time of Plato and Pythagoras, around 500 B.C.

Initially this practice was interwoven fully with the esoteric. This is perfectly embodied in the life of Pythagoras, who was part mathematician, part philosopher, part scientist, and part magician.

From the esoteric lives of the ancient Greeks (who were probably not the oldest example, just the most well documented) a fantastic array of intertwined paths stretch forward, all unique yet similar, like wildly different works of art all made by the same artist. This similar essence stems from their shared origin: the mind of Western man.

>>37250323
But how do I gen into the muslim community?

>>37250325
Is that her?

Congrats on your asian student gf anon!

FUCK SAKE I JUST WOKE UP

I-I'm with you white people on removing Muslims.

>>37250357
Yeah lad, I don't really have a specific thing for asian girls but turns out the asian student gf meme is real. She studies medicine so I'm worried she'll be too smart for me but I'm going to go with the flow like the normies do

>>37250335
> he implies that muslims are terrorists
Hate speech reported to police.

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>>37250325
is that her?

your actually living the dream of half this thread, real happy for you lad

>>37250232
personally i would say to save the virginity for something special if you are both virgins

wish i did that with my gf we moved to quickly i think

>>37250356
Go to a mosque. Or if you live in a big city keep an eye out for lads trying to convert people on the street

>>37250355
We have all of the Greek traditions, contemporaneous and earlier forms of Paganism, Christ and his legions of mystical followers, the work of Hermes Trismegistus and his students, the myriad of practices and intellectual arts that are found under the umbrella of Western occult, alchemists bridging these esoteric arts with the physical sciences, and modern occultists attempting a synthesized understanding of all or some of this.

Western man has a garden of unimaginable riches right in his backyard, yet he believes himself to be impoverished. Modern Western man is so systemically denied knowledge of his past that he is forced to seek his spiritual heritage elsewhere, in places he will never find it. He will travel to Tibet and learn the strange tongue of an enigmatic mountain culture before he will recognize the greatness of Socrates. He will travel to central America and worship at the altar of defunct cultures who murdered people at an industrial rate to appease their sun god, and simultaneously he will turn his heart away in disgust at the idea of Christianity - a religion that has served his people like a loyal friend for centuries.

To seek refuge in the spiritual practices of other peoples is a quest that is always doomed to fail. I have an immense respect for the traditions of other cultures. I have learned from Confucianism, Bushido (Japanese), Buddhism, and many other foreign systems of thinking. I simply recognize the reality that if you're homesick, there is only one solution: to go home-and the soul of Western man is decidedly homesick.

The fact that mysticism is the flowering of the national soul is made apparent in the levels of affinity and cohesion between the occult practices of different peoples. Mongolian and Tibetan people share certain similarities, therefore it was natural that the Mongolians felt an affinity for the Tibetan religion and adopted it.

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>>37250325
Reeee where is wode zhongguo nusheng nu peng you

>>37250366
M-me too pls no bully white people I'm on your side.

>>37250360
Oh man you missed it, Jesus came back, then went back to heaven again. Everyone on earth got these mad visions on how to have the perfect life, but its indescribable you know.
Also he emp'd all electronics so no one could film it and it's a sin to talk about the majority of what he said, you really had to be there.

>>37250394
Likewise, Tengrist practices from Mongolia would go on to influence Tibetan Buddhism (the affinity between these two relatively similar peoples is so strong that the name Dalai Lama was actually given to the Tibetan leader by a Mongolian leader).

The I Ching (basically a system of divination), which is commonly associated with China, is so popular in Korea that four I Ching symbols (trigrams) appear on the South Korean flag.

Obviously, Korean and Chinese people and culture are extremely different, but they are more similar (most likely due to their geographic proximity) than Korean culture and Nigerian culture, or Chinese culture and British culture.

This affinity between esoteric practices is found throughout the globe. Southeast Asian Buddhism has a certain flavor and cosmic aesthetic not found elsewhere, Zoroastrianism largely spread into Arab lands and places, sub-Saharan African religions often share similar qualities and characteristics, and the religions of Central American empires also share a fundamental underlying essence despite the fact that they span multiple millennia (the Olmec, circa 1000 BC to the Aztec, circa 1000+ AD).

Some people will say that these sympathies stem from geographic proximity and intertwined histories rather than from similarities or differences in the people. Population groups are a function of their geographic location and their historical trajectory, so I agree with this assessment and do not think of it as a refutation. Sure, Japanese and Chinese culture may share similarities because they are near each other, but if Japanese people evolved and lived in sub-Saharan Africa, they wouldn't be Japanese, they would be something else.

And so we come to Western man, who is gifted a spiritual puzzle by circumstance that he alone can solve. His spiritual heritage is like a forest of barely overlapping Venn diagrams with no center that he must map and comb through alone.

L-lads my oneitis keeps reminding me of hiw good all the times we properly connected as humans were, and how she wishes we could do that again

What does she mean by this???

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37250381
You just have to bee yourself lad and by that I mean go against your gut feelings of nervousness and paranoia that if you message her she's going to message all her friends and laugh at you

>>37250392
> convert people on the streets
https://youtu.be/0-_T7E360Zo

>>37250418
>bee yourself
S-stop it!!

>>37250414
The extreme biodiversity in the spiritual garden of Western man is in fact one of our biggest assets. It may appeal, in each of its differing manifestations, to a different iteration of the Western mind. Western spirituality may be philosophical, scientific, devotional, mystical, magical, or a mix of all of these qualities. We essentially have a spiritual buffet.

And yet, no one is eating. I believe this is for two reasons. One, there is no easy entry point into this labyrinth of beautiful ideas. Two, the next chapter of this story, the esoteric practice of modern Western man, has failed to materialize.

The first problem is easy to solve. A comprehensive introduction to the spiritual practices of Western man will most likely surface. It will probably have to be written by one of us if it is to be truly efficacious. Along with a comprehensive history, some bombastic and visionary work could also serve as the spark that will start people on their own journey of self discovery. I am imagining our version of The Matrix: a story, film, album, graphic novel, aesthetic, a new anything that will light the fire inside people. The materialization of these two works is extremely plausible and we can only hope to get as many minds working on this as possible until their appearance becomes an inevitability.

It is the the second barrier holding us back that I would like to address here as it is rarely discussed elsewhere. Plato and Pythagoras fit ancient Greece, Hermeticism and the desert fathers fit the early centuries of the first millennium AD, Renaissance style magic fit the Europe of the fifteenth to seventeenth centuries, and modern Golden Dawn style occult practices fit the Western mind of the early twentieth century.

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So what was the Elliot Rodger "leak" that was being advertised on this board the past few days? I missed "it".

>>37250417
It means she gets sticky fingers while thinking about you

>>37250418
>she's going to message all her friends and laugh at you

I suffer this feeling every single time I try to talk to a girl

>>37250435
Modern Western man is still waiting for the new form of this perennially blooming flower that will illuminate his soul once more. This new form of spirituality will unite the man of science, the man of philosophy, spiritual men, and non spiritual men around the light of the greatest civilization that ever lived and inspire them to help tend to this fire. Its light will be so immense and bright that it will call to every Western mind across the Earth and unite them in a new and mystical body politic.

I'm not really a fan of Aleister Crowley, but it seems that the Golden Dawn movement of which he was a part was primarily well intentioned and was set on relatively solid foundations. They did a lot of good work and we, partly, now stand on their shoulders.

That being said, their movement was largely flawed, and this is evident in their lack of success. It's great that they still exist, but after a full century of incubation their movement is still confined to a small number of books and basements across the anglosphere. They have evidently failed to take the world by storm - in fact, most people have never heard of them.

This failure most likely has an almost infinite number of complex causes, but there is one in particular I would like to focus on, as it is especially relevant to our movement.

These early twentieth century occultists still believed in the myth of a universal brotherhood and the universality of the human experience. For this reason, they, especially Crowley, aggressively sought to lateralize, equivocate, and integrate spiritual practices from across the globe, as though the spiritual life of all people could be reduced to a shared fundamental experience. They were lead to the false conclusion that the religions of man only appear different, and that these differences are ultimately masking a fundamental similarity. This is simply not the case.

How do I get a 20 year old asian student gf as a 30 year old mcdonalds manager?

>>37250418
I haven't been in contact with females in my whole life if you take away pre-16 school when I was forced to sit next to them, everyone in dating sites is completely vapid and grim. Theres no hope for the majority of us tbqh

>>37250438
NAZI ANIME
A
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I

>>37250438
he googled 'hitler anime' in his free time

Lads, I'm starting an office cleaning job tomorrow next week.
Any of you ever done it before and how bad is it?

If people are still in the office as I'm doing my job I'm gonna die of embarrassment

Anyone?

>>37250417
She wants to control you again and is annoyed you have broken free.

>>37250026
talk to him and ask him why he shitposts about you on britfeel

>>37250290
His parents were racing pigeons who got blown off course and took up residence in my neighbour's barn. They've got rings round their legs but I couldn't tell you what make and model they are. I know my Keith is a tumbler, my ex had enough of being trolled and chucked him out the window after another hair drive-by and he flew straight up, really high, then fell to earth in a death spiral, pulled up at the last second and flew straight back in again. He doesn't know how to get food outside but he knows there's plenty inside, pigeons are smart. All birds are so if you get one that's young enough to identify you as the parent it won't fly away.

Keith comes out with me sitting on my shoulder. He's never made a move to fly off even when he's seen other pigeons. I think he identifies himself as human.

>>37250438
The most interesting thing was a list of his google searches
>Mercedes car
>how to get bj in car
>how to get cousin to give u bj

>>37250450
And so, their approach to spirituality is like that of a painter who seeks to understand painting by mixing every color together. All this does is neutralize the natural character of each color: the resulting mess is not only ugly but useless.

Reading Crowley, one would be lead to be believe that all of the differing pantheons of gods that man has produced were really all the same characters in different clothing. If a word can mean anything, the word actually means nothing. Likewise, if Thor, Zeus, Ra, Shiva, Mahakala, and Apollo are all the same or equivocal, then their differences (the qualities that actually define them) are meaningless, and we are left with a vague and amorphous powerful male deity who stands for nothing and imparts nothing.

We often find the same error in modern new age goddess based practices. If Kali, Ianna, Diana, Tara, Guan Yin, Hecate, and primitive Earth deities are all just the same mother goddess, then the specific attributes that give these archetypes their power are stripped from them and we are left with an extremely vague figure who stands only for a poorly formed loose confederation of vague and unrelated ideals.

This practice is, in a sense, a premonition of modern cultural Marxism, which does the same thing with the varied peoples of the Earth: it makes them equivocal and thus interchangeable.

This mistake is not made when we attempt to run a common thread through the spiritual history of a single culture, such as Western culture. European style paganism failed to extend into non-European countries, and European style Christianity also largely respected these boundaries for most of history. The torch was passed between these two styles of spirituality with almost no exceptions, therefore there is an actual continuity and connection between these two spiritual worlds that is real and not imagined.

>>37250452
with a time machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNs9yuB3-o

Here's another good album. Don't say I'm not generous.

>>37250464
*Next week
Original

what are these huge paragraphs of text being posted about

cant be fucked to read it

>>37250481
It is not a fool's errand to try and link these two spheres, in fact it is the most logical course of action: examining what came first and correlating it with what came next in an attempt to forecast what will happen in the future.

This is as good a time as any to clarify the role I believe Christianity will play in this. Ironically, Christian people often think I am calling for the displacement of Christianity while non-Christian people often think I am calling for its resurgence.

I am not Christian, but I would say that I feel an extreme affinity for Christianity. As Western occult is not organized, I would say Christianity is the religion in which I feel most at home. I feel that I am an ally of Christianity, and as I recognize the role that Christianity had in rearing Western culture, I feel it would be ignorant to suggest that it will play no role in stewarding its future.

That being said, I do not think that Christianity alone will be the answer. I would cheer for the rise of Christianity as much as any Christian, but I do not think that this will solve all of our problems.

In short, I feel that Christianity is too based in faith to solve our problem on its own. It will be a piece of the puzzle, but the need to believe in the historical Jesus as god's only son come to redeem the world is too high a barrier of entry, and it will keep out certain minds that pride themselves on being scientific or philosophical. That is not to say that it is impossible for a philosophical or scientific mind to be Christian, but people in their twenties who think of themselves as fact based will most likely not begin to convert to Christianity en masse.

>>37250469
>my ex had enough of being trolled and chucked him out the window
What in the shit women are crazy

>>37250325
>it takes getting invited to a party to get a gf

we never stood a chance

>hand my plate to the waiters at restaurants because being waited on makes me feel embarrassed
>Clean up my table after eating at Mcdonalds because I don't want the cleaner to have to do it

What childhood trauma has caused this?

>>37250494
So modern Western man needs some new form of spirituality that will allow him to investigate and participate in his spiritual heritage and inner life without turning his back on the rationality that has, at least in part, allowed the West to become so great.

I believe a hint of the first flowering of this new spirituality can be found in the nationalist movements that were arising in Europe about a century ago. They, like us, were largely reacting to a cultural form of Communism that sought to erase all differences between people and institute a worldwide suppression of man's spirit, all while enshrining the worship of the state and the false god of equality.

Upon reading The Doctrine of Fascism, I was extremely surprised at its highly spiritual nature. This short manifesto makes constant reference to the spiritual life of man. In the view of the philosophers who crafted this new worldview, man is nothing when he exists outside of the historical timeline. He is nothing when he attempts to divorce himself from the past and future of his people and society.

Conversely, modern man's mystical experience and transcendence of self occurs when he considers himself part and parcel of his society and nation, and he rises to the standards set for him by his people. This is the enlightened state for the modern man who is largely uninterested in transcendent deities: full participation in his nation and the selfless devotion to the fate of his civilization. This lifts his eyes up from the constantly rotating wheel of hedonistic pleasures and casts his energy into the largely selfless and righteous activity of making the world around him a better place and ensuring a future for those that will come after him.

In this worldview man is a microcosm of the nation, as in Hermeticism where man is a microcosm of the universe.

My hair is wild, don't know whether to get it cut (looked like shit last time and would prefer not to go to a hairdresser) or start using wax or straighten it or something. Searching for advice on this shit online is a difficult task, you get complete shite misinfo a bit like fitness advice

>>37250518
I believe this idea contains the seed of the answer that we are looking for because it is a marriage of the mystical and physical realities that no one can deny. There is no need to believe in a God or esoteric forces for this to work: you literally share an occult and spiritual connection with those around you by virtue of the fact that you have both been born from the same culture, and you both participate in its creation and perpetuation every day.

Individuals vary to some extent, but they are all a product of their culture. Culture apparently sets certain limits on our variability and gives us certain archetypes and patterns that it is impossible to fully divorce yourself from.

This means that all individuals in a nation or cultural group are woven together by a cultural net that connects them. This cultural net is intimately woven into the fundamental essence of who we are: it is inseparable from the phenomena that we experience as the individuated ego. It is a literal and undeniable occult bond that unites us.

Modern Western man suffers from an intense feeling of isolation because he is systematically robbed of these classical means of transcending the self. Classical faith based religion is unpalatable to him, and he has been taught that to identify with his in-group, be it his nation or his people, is evil and makes him a bad person. So, he floats, with no context for his life and no means to transcend himself, in a completely meaningless and materialistic existence.

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I thought that if I just keep hanging around the student union long enough eventually I'd be invited to a university party, but people keep mistaking me for one of the lecturers.

>>37250442
Neat
>>37250466
Not neat

Genuinely confused what she wants lads

>>37250540
It is my opinion that as faith and deity based religion vacated the throne, this idea of culture as religion was meant to ascend and replace it. Largely due to the events of and narratives surrounding world wars one and two, this failed to happen. Nationalism and cultural pride were demonized, and our intellectuals could only offer us increasingly strange and obtuse philosophies that primarily focused on the trivial aspects of modernity: for the most part, this has only made people more confused.

The time has come for the next paradigm shift: culture as religion. This is the only way forward, unless you would like to walk further and further into the eternal night of modernity.

This will also solve our spiritual crisis as it will:

A ) create a method for transcending the self that is not antithetical to reason

and

B ) it will create a context for participation in the spiritual traditions of the West that will appeal to the scientific mind.

On the first point, as I stated before, it is simply a fact that you are connected by an almost infinite number of invisible threads to the other members of your culture. Your destinies are woven together, you are partially cut from the same cloth. When you integrate the understanding of this fact into your everyday life, you cease to be an isolated and individual ego and begin the fundamentally mystical experience of living life as a part of something larger than yourself.

>>37250561
On the second point, once you realize that you are intimately woven into the fabric of your culture, a spiritual investigation into your self will also necessitate a spiritual investigation into your culture. It doesn't matter if you believe in Christ or not, the practices and ideas of Christianity helped create your culture, and thus they partially created you, literally. This obviously means that they are worthy of investigation.

The same goes for pagan deities. It doesn't matter if you believe in Odin, the stories of Odin and his religion played some role in the creation of Western culture, therefore it is also a part of you if you are a Western person. This also applies to alchemy, astrology, magic in general, to any Western occult practice. It doesn't matter if you believe in it or not, these things are a part of who you are - that alone gives them merit.

This view of man as a microcosm of his culture removes the need for belief from spiritual practice - the highest and most difficult barrier to overcome for modern Western people. You can simply partake in these practices and areas of study because of your place in the historical timeline. This makes your participation in them fully valid, and opens the door to us furthering the spiritual traditions of Western culture which have always sustained us.

In my opinion, a people are sometimes defined more than anything by their spiritual practice and religion. This is why we are currently floundering: this door to one of our main sources of power has been shut, and the idea of culture as religion will reopen it.

It is up to us to create the social context that will allow the full flowering of this new cosmology to take place. It is the only path that will take us all the way to victory. We cannot head backwards into a pagan fantasy, nor can we continue to ride the highway of death that is materialistic atheism.

See you on the road.

>>37250543
play along and ask them if there are any nice parties

>>37250455
>>37250459
>>37250474
that was it? I already knew he was an autist who made weird internet searches. what a disappointment

>>37250464
Anyone???????????
Origg

>>37250417
Sounds like drug talk.

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>>37250574
So they let the lecturers into parties?

>>37250612
I think it's likely.

>>37250590
I've worked in offices a lot, and I tend to work late so I see the cleaners.

Never seen a white British cleaner. You'll be a novelty for sure.

>>37250632
Thats not good
I don't wanna stand out and be an object of dirty looks or pity from snobs
I'm hoping its after hours desu

JUST

Pretty depressed about not being white lads.

>>37250632
had a chavvy white girl once. rest of the time its mostly been black people

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Someone on reddit says I should be arrested for saying that everyone on terrorism watch lists be locked up.

>>37250665
Nah I don't think you'll get any dirty looks or pity. Unless you are over 30.

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>>37250509
In fairness he is a proper troll. This is him sitting on her lamp warming his bum, he'd wiggle it and make the shade rock. When he realised the irritation it caused the ex he'd do it even when the lamp was off. The drive-bys involved swooping down and picking a strand of hair and swooping up into the beams where he was out of reach. He knows if someone doesn't like him and makes the most of it. My cat has claws and attitude but my pigeon is bro tier.

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'sup faggots.
Been exploring - where you been lately, Solihull?!

Poke your head above the trenches for once...

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>>37250686
ffs lad
my last bit of confidence is gonna get JUST'd, I can feel it

>>37250711
Nah I dunno, people treat cleaners like shit in my experience

>>37250706
What is their reasoning?

>>37250732
Lad, personally I'd love a white cleaner. Always awkward when some African comes in and you dont even know what language they speak.

>>37250732
>people treat cleaners like shit in my experience
Never seen that lad everywhere I've worked has been nice to them.

This is like nice offices though

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>>37250736
>You want to arrest people for thought crime how about we arrest you for your thought crime

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>>37250509
I don't know why my pictures keep coming out with fucked up orientation. Here he is the right way up.

>>37250732
Good on you getting a job lad gotta start somewhere. Might be shitty but keep positive and plan your next move

>>37250706
Careful on sites like that lad, make sure your history doesn't point out your a brit or they might try and get you arrested.

Seen as thought crime is illegal here

>>37250755
People on the watch list have done more than thinking. Most of the time they have rl connections with terrorist groups or have been to the middle east.

>starts googling how to murder a pigeon and make it look like an accident

i have finished eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. i have mixed opinions about it. i thought it was pretty good but over rated. i didnt really like the way it was pretty much flash backs throughout the film but i thought the characters were enjoyable to watch, and the premise was great.

i give it a 6.5 out of 10.

>>37250706
What is the point in telling people on the internet about your political views?

>>37250732
>people treat cleaners like shit

Never seen it once. People either ignore them or virtue signal by being like "look at me treat this cleaner like a human being! I even know his name!"

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>>37250751
Yeah, that's kinda what I'm getting at.
There is enough of a language barrier for them not to be bothered and people know that, so in turn, no one bothers them.

>>37250753
Well we'll see. I've worked with people who treat cleaners like shit anyway.
>inb4 pointingandlaughingwomen.jpeg

>>37250762
Cheers m8

>>37250248
iktf
my younger sister moved out bought herself her own house all whilst i was still at my mums.
i feel same, though they love me they've got to be disappointed. that's why i don't tell them how i really feel, plus how do you tell your mum you hate life and look forward to dying.

>>37250780
I know that lad. But in their mind they're perfectly innocent and the police are being raciss

>>37250631

Pretty much essential if they're actual parties and not just having lots of people over to yours to partake of their intoxicant of choice.

If you're unsure of the difference, don't invite a lecturer.

>>37250780
It's a stupid idea to arrest everyone on the watch list.

It's a watch list. You watch them. See what they are doing. Get more information.

>>37250732
cleaners are needed lad. they improve the economy a lot. fuck what anyone thinks. its your life and its what matters to you. i doubt anyone will really care anyway

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>>37250798
>or virtue signal by being like "look at me treat this cleaner like a human being! I even know his name!"
Hopefully the place is empty and I don't have to deal with cunts, we'll see...

>>37250836
>It's a watch list. You watch them.
and then watch them blow up some kids.

>>37249759
Thanks
Cuntsly mc'fergason

>>37250858
Armchair politicians need to either get out and get involved in politics or be quiet and just let the police and the security services do their job. They know what they are doing a lot more than you do.

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>>37250791
I'm sure that crossed the ex's mind but he has a far superior intellect and can foil the most dastardly plans. If my cat, and my neighbour's cat who likes to visit both bow down to him they obviously know they're outwitted even if they try collaborating and working as a team.

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>>37250796
never been interested in watching that film, looks sickeningly normie.

gonna watch groundhog day myself, continuing with the "watch movies people constantly reference" to see if they're actually good or not

>>37250836

Internment is just a very silly idea generally. It radicalises, which is the antithesis of what's required now.

It's a popular idea with the soup brained, those who wish to encourage ethnic conflict and the elderly though.

>>37250877
It's too late to have this argument. What tv/movie you watching?

>>37250884
Look at him strutting around. He dont fear nothing. Based pigeon.

i think we should kill all the pakis desu

>>37250904
Agreed. First thing I've read in this thread that I've actually agreed with on this subject.
>>37250909
You make an excellent point too lad. I'm not watching TV. Listening to music.

>>37250877
If they were doing their job there wouldn't be an issue.

>>37250796
An ASMR based on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfVltlT-Rj0

>>37250877

This. To a greater or lesser degree.

Bit unimpressed with the whole troops on the streets thing mind you. Still, if it makes people 'feel' safer then it's worth a bit of showbiatung I suppose.

>>37250933
You should get a job there and tell them how to do it mate. Oh wait, you can't. Because you're completely unqualified.

>>37250438

There is more coming, in due course, a lot more.

>>37250798
>What is the point in telling people on the internet about your political views?

In the case of many 4chins contributors, to be able to express them without having to have dental work done immediately afterward.

>>37250954
I'm not enough of a SJW to get hired by the police

>>37250901
>never been interested in watching that film, looks sickeningly normie.

the main character is a bit of a robot, it is over all a normie film though. i dont think you would like it tbqh. i only watched it because it has great reviews and i kept seeing people mention it.

groundhog day is great. if you havent seen it, you should check out american history x; it has edward norton in it.

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I'm so bored... how can I keep myself occupied?!

>>37250961
Yeah? Is it really good stuff or just more boring minutiae?

I always like to imagine how the britfeel regulars fall on each side of this debate. Imagining Shipanon and lenlad argue about how to handle islam makes me chuckle desu.

You guys realise that Muslims are the true victims of this right?

>>37251008
>he doesn't know Len's a neo-nazi

>>37251002

It's better than the May 23rd leak, although it depends what you consider good really.

>>37251015
Definitely.

>Someone who happens to have the same religion as you does something fucking terrible
>Everyone hates you for it despite the fact you had nothing to do with it.

I'd feel awful.

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so i'm going for a new fitness regime lads.

i'm pushing myself to do heavier weights, all kinds of basic press, but I also want to get up to 100 press ups, squats and situps every day.

I have trouble with running due to my asthma however. Only can manage about a minute at a time

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>Muslim lad comes into surgery
>Says he's worried that his poor mental health makes him susceptible to extremist influence and if he could have some mental health counselling
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>37250917
He dive bombs her too. She knows he's an indoor bird so she's never retaliated or even tried hunting him when he's not looking. Weird because she's a killing machine outside and has completely decimated the vole population to extinction in this area but she won't touch Keith.

This is the neighbour's cat, he has no ears because he had skin cancer as a kitten so the vet trimmed them down to little teddy bear nubs. Despite his thuggish appearance he's as soft as shit, though he does kill and eat fully grown rabbits. He won't touch Keith either.

>>37251008

No more middle east intervention, no more muslim immigration, financial incentives where profitable to encourage repatriation.

>>37251047
Talked to my granddad about old Shippers today. Said he wouldnt mind a doctor like that if he ever starts to slip away.

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> goodfellas lad comes into surgery
> jibbering about white wimminz love bbc
> ranting spastically about how hes making a tv show and its going to be a success on tv
> absolute nonsense
> sks me to watch his retarded tv series
> give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

So here we all are then

the lads

>>37251039
i keep injuring myself from lifting weights. im thinking about starting to lift light and doing more cardio based shit. its cool if someone is into heavy lifting but my body cant cope with it.

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>>37251095
and birds

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>>37251105
pigeons as well as females.
maybe even female pigeons.

>>37251100
>i keep injuring myself from lifting weights
what's your routine like?

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Here is a map of Hyde, each white dot is the address of a Shipman patient

>>37251094
Haven't seen the goodfellas poster in a few days actually.

>>37251100
go for volume instead. you should sweat!

>>37251127
that actually makes me sad... ;_;

>>37251116
just one i made up. cba stating all the exercises. i normall do 3 exercises per muscle, and i do 3 of 8 reps and 1 min rest.

Can I get a quick run down on the pros of Islamic immigration?

>>37251031
>I'd feel awful.
How bout those dead children, they don't feel nuffin at all

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>>37249888
tired,hot,getting wound up now. it's times like this things can get expensive.
it's time to swap to the controller with a warranty.
maybe a spliff and a wank will calm me down.
also,checked.

>>37251140
He was probably that faggy looking guy who died in the bombings.

>>37251118
thought that said "a map of hyrule" and was really confused for a moment about what Shipman actually killed.

Watching a guy live stream scratch cards on YT

fucking hell the future is grim

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>>37251140
ZERO VOTES
E
R
O

>>37251163
>King Zora comes into the surgery
>Says his daughter is missing in Jabu Jabu's belly
>Wants me to go in and get her
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37251146
Well you shouldnt exercise the same muscle 2 days in a row. Other than that it's a matter of how much weight you're shifting.

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Build a wall to keep Mongols out

I've never been here before lads, don't tell anyone

>spend my last 40 bong on a video game
>bored of it in a week

ffs lads

>>37250901
>to see if they're actually good or not
spoiler: they are not

Shipanon I know you are straight but do you fancy wanking with me together on skype?

Nothing gay, we'll watch some straight porn together so it's fine.

>>37251192
what if i excercise my knob everyday

>>37251168
>live stream scratch cards on YT
y tho

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Mummy may invented Islamic terrorism lads

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Build a wall to keep Mexicans out

>>37251205
i'd love to do that but I'm too scared too, but im not shipanon
>>37251200
yeah your right, some are decent though

>>37251205

I'll pass on your offer.

There are a plethora of britfeelers that would be up for it though.

>>37251211
You're definitely more likely to believe a load of extremist bullshit if your life is shitty.

/pol/ is a case in point.

>>37251192
i know lad. i think i just have shit genetics tbqh. i fucked up my shoulder for like a month and now my neck has been fucked for about a month.

>>37251211
I thought ledditers were meant to be smart. Why don't they realise that so many terrorist plots are foiled every day that it's inevitable that one is going to slip through

>>37251229
Only interested in doing it with you. I know you have a gf though so I totally understand that you're not keen. But I want it desperately.

I'm not gay though. And I know you aren't either. Straight lads. Wey-hey!

>>37251251

I don't actually have a gf, contrary to popular belief

>>37251241
You know maybe Islam is to blame for Islamic terrorism? Just throwing it out there.

>>37251241
>I thought ledditers

normies are not smart, they are mostly sheep. if most people openly hated muzzies, the normies would hate muzzies.

>>37251259
If you had a kid would you call them Harold or Primrose?
That's a serious question, by the way.

>>37251259
Really? I could swear you said you did. Recently over?
>>37251268
>Islam is to blame

How can Islam be "to blame"? Islam can't do anything. It's just a collection of old books. It's people who do these things.

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>>37251251
>>37251205

I really wonder who is behind these posts

>>37251287
What are you trying to imply mate?

Moved to the city on a main road. New flat is much much hotter and as a result I need the window next to my desk/pc open 24/7. Become fully aware that passersby and neighbours can hear me shit talking on discord all day and night

What do?

>>37251196
You've stumbled upon something very lovely lad

>>37251284

Harold doesn't sound such a bad name actually.
I wouldn't be opposed to that name.

>>37251286
I have had a gf during my time on britfeel, but not for quite a while now. I haven't even had sex in 2017.

Members of the Muslim community actually reported the Manchester bomber for being a terrorist.

Police did fuck all.

>>37251216
You first. How many miles of wall has Trump built? Is it still zero?

>>37251300

Just wondering which poster is roleplaying as someone who wants to skype wank with me

>>37251234
I've had to deal with similar. My joints are fuck. So frustrating.

>>37251309
What happened with the last one? Did you grow apart or was it an explosive end?

>>37251323
Thank god the police were more vigilant when members of the Britfeel community reported Poleaboo for being a terrorist.

>>37251286
The Islamic ideology and culture is more poisonous than every other. That is reflected in terrorist statistics

>>37251329
>skype wank with me

That makes it sound really gay. It wouldn't be like that. I mean yeah we'd be on skype, and yeah we'd be wanking, but I wouldn't be like, putting my cock up to the camera or anything. We probably wouldn't even be able to see each other's cocks at all.

>>37251307
I've known about /britfeel/ for ages but never bothered looking into it
I used to post on /brit/ years ago, is it an offshoot of it? Sort of how many years ago brit/pol/ was just a colony of it? I don't intend on staying I'm just a curious lad

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What's your ideal girl /britfeel/?

>>37251351
>The Islamic ideology and culture is more poisonous than every other.

More poisonous than EVERY other? How do you know?

What about pro-paedo ideology?

>>37251350

She moved to the Netherlands after her visa expired and we grew apart, she did contact me out of the blue about 2 months ago and we talked quite a bit for about an hour before she suddenly blocked me. She was always a bit of a nutter though.

>>37251392
>not "I'm rate fol crass"
One job, lad/

>>37251392
dont think i have one lad. i dont really standards anymore.

>>37251392

I fucking love this one, and I'm not even a chink poster

10/10 anon

>>37251393
>What about pro-paedo ideology
which Islam also is

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Alright lads, it's time for an important question. One stays, the other gets discontinued forever. What's your decision

>>37251414
Yeah once you've got that distance then it magnifies all the problems.

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>extraterrestrial spacecraft lands in the heart of the city centre
>galgameshian masterkin demands to be taken to nearest human of reasonable intelligence
>is led to me and asks if he can speak to the leader of the world in order to supply our species with advanced technologies, allow us to join the galactic order of alien races and gift us immortality
>give him lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37251436
Snickers over Mars any day

>>37251436
Keep Mars, nuts in chocolate is fucking disgusting

>>37251393
Paedos are gonna paedo whether or not there are paedo activists, it's not an ideology that motivates them. Islamist terrorists are motivated by their ideology. No other group commits as many terrorist acts

>>37251436
Honestly they are both crap. I prefer mars because I don't like peanuts in a chocolate bar.

>>37251436
Grudgingly keep Mars, I'm allergic to peanuts but I used to love Snickers before I went into anaphylactic shock.

>>37251448
But how do you know what a lethal dose is for an alien?

>>37251436
mars bar over snicker

>>37251436
I can power eat snickers all day but 5 or so Mars bars will make me puke.

Also, if you eat nothing but peanuts for a week, your poop comes out like a snickers bar.

>>37251441

Yeah, we did always argue quite a bit, but were always made up though.

It's funny, when she contacted me she said "I thought about you when brexit happened, I thought you'd be happy" and she was always convinced that I lived in Manchester, despite me telling her 50 times that I don't. I wonder if the recent events in Manchester made her think of me.

>>37251464
That's true, but how does that prove that Islam is a more poisonous ideology than paedoism?

imagine if the police came on brit feel. im just imagining them reading the arguments bout muzzies and coming across the shipman meme.

Question time lads, do you believe you can see Britain functioning of non whites are here or do you believe the only way this country will be able to work again is if all non whites are removed?

>>37251483
I thought you lived together. I must be confusing your posts with someone else.

My girlfriend and I argue a lot too. I've argued a lot with every girlfriend I've ever had. I think it's hard to avoid.

>>37251521

The police have almost certainly been on britfeel since BritNormie phoned the terrorism hotline on poleaboo

>>37251448
why does britfeel ignore world class quality meme humour such as this?

I was expecting a chain of lmao/lols after such a finely crafted joke.

If I don't receive validation I will not continue memeing.

good day.

>>37251549
lol they must think we are a bunch of psychos

>>37251522
What do you mean by functioning lad? Why do you think the country isn't functioning now?

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>>37251538

Nah, I've never lived with a gf.

Anyway, you had your chance to meet me at Warwick Services, but you pushed that meme too far.

>>37251564

Because we were all laughing at your other world class meme, this one>>37251392

>>37251585
You are excellent at spotting my posts.

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Who will you be voting for in the "big choose" lads?

>>37251339
its horrible lad. i get my confidence from lifting.

What do you think your family/friends/colleagues would say if they knew you regularly posted here? What would you think they would say if they could see the content and the nature of the content that is posted here?

What would they think of you?

>>37251522
>no corner shops
>no takeaways

I wouldn't want to live in that world lad

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>better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane
>where did you see that? Those are private!
Is Jerry /ourguy/?

>>37251487
Because Islam results in terrorism whereas paedoism doesn't. As I said, paedos are not motivated by a paedo ideology, they are motivated by feelings of sexual desire. Maybe the pro-paedo ideology is poisonous, but I am inclined to believe that militant paedos make paedoism, whereas Islamism makes militant Islamists. The ideology makes the criminals, not the other way around

>>37251576
It's not really, ethnic tensions, terrorist attacks, political correctness, the country is in a complete mess and everything seems to be falling apart.

>>37251600

I really should make more productive use of my weaponised autism than merely terrifying ebinlad.

see>>37251597 I also tied those two posters. The chinkposter has previously used >>37251448 this shipman for 'Yisheng Shipman' identifying him as one of the chinkposters

>>37251564
Sorry but it strained my suspension of disbelief

British Institutions:

>The Pub
>The paki cornershop

I can't think of more, help me out lads.

>>37251522
What's wrong with the millions of chinese or indians here?

>>37251618
wouldn't make a difference tbqh, I say all the edgy views and jokes to my mom all the time. I even told her about shipman and morphine after she got prescribed morphine patches

>>37251651
Is that you SSanon? Are you feeling bitter because I said the same thing about your over-done meme?

How is it you seem to have identified me? Is my steganography that obvious?

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>>37251618
>What do you think your family/friends/colleagues would say if they knew you regularly posted here?

When my friend was in hospital, I literally shipposted to him IRL

>>37251685
Sorry not steganography.

What's that word that means the style in which someone chooses to write? it's part of how they identified sabu and lizardsquad

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/terrorist-attack-muslims-mentally-ill-japan-france-germany-men-its-toxic-masculinity-a7158156.html

epic..

>>37251669
They form their own communities and don't integrate, it's not only the blacks and pakis that are the problem.

>>37251685
Sorry I don't really follow individual posters so I don't know who SSAnon is

>>37251618
my friends know i post here, and i sometimes have conversations about britfeel. pretty much everything i post in here, i would say in real life. i dont think anyone would care.

>>37251722
um I'm sorry but did she just assume the terrorists gender?

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>Blacks dont intergra-

>>37251685
Nah, he's not SS Anon. I am.

I'm not bitter about what people said but it did make me sad. I had gotten used to posting things and people reacting with joy, and instead it was greeted with skepticism and negativity.

I closed the tab and actually tonight is the first time I've been back here since.

>>37251618
I tell my therapists I post here. I dont lay out every meme though

>>37251729
Indians don't self segregate.

Chinese do a little, but they still don't cause any issues. And going to china town is like a little holiday so it's ok.

>>37251756
The colour of someones skin doesn't affect their ability to integrate. It's their ideologies. Muzzies are literally raised to be violent

>>37251759

Are you also the tripfag Marko?

I was honestly looking forward to bowling with you

How come you know so much about every single service station, or was you just looking stuff up online about each one before making each post?

>>37251776
>I don't lay out every meme

Imagine you did.

>>37251759
how have the service stations been treating you of late?

any short quick tales to tell before bed?

>>37251776
Surely telling your therapist you post on 4chan has got them thinking you're some sort of sex offender or something.

>>37251795
Don't pick and choose, you don't get to pretend some integrate because you want a chink gf.

>>37251801
Don't be so quick to assume that it's fake.

>>37251803
Actually I haven't been out yet this week. Might do something on friday night. Marko is coming to mine on saturday and we're going to hunt rats in the forest with air guns.

>>37251776
>it's an anon gets sectioned kind of episode

>>37251803
No it's only something they've heard of in passing. People might know about the political side but I stress that I mostly post 'on a part of the site where the same British lads post everyday and talk about thier lives and tv'

>Seven in 10 Brits support 'world government' to protect humanity from global catastrophes
>And 62 per cent said they considered themselves to be "a global citizen" in addition to being British

Why is Britain so cucked?

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doodling a skelly lads

spooked myself a bit tbqh

>>37251836

Be careful you don't fall fowl of firearms laws lad.

>>37251853
I don't remember being asked this survey?

How are you bongs post attack?

I asked a British girl here about it the day after, she didn't even seem phased. Wtf?

t. Saffa

>>37251853
>Seven in 10 Brits support 'world government'
>also voted Brexit
this survey was probably taken in some faggy uni somewhere

I wonder if Mr Skelly still posts here, just not under a trip.

At one point he actually did the majority of the shipposting

>>37251850

So what have you been talking about lately with your 4chan friends anon?

>Oh yaknow the usual. A few of the lads regularly meet up at the nations motorway-side service stations and anonymously have sex with other men.

>>37251864
>fall fowl
don't you worry about me lad, I'm a brave boy, I'm not chicken

>>37251870

Fuck off back to your ranch, pieter

>>37251906
will you shove your air rifle in my cornhole ssanon?

>>37251864
Nah, it's fine. Totally legal. You just need to be careful where you do it. The forest near my place is ideal because it's in the middle of nowhere and very private.

>>37251898
>there's nothing gay about it though, it's just banter

>>37251853
A world government? Sort of like a Caliphate?

>>37251915
Daai was lelik Nigel

>>37251944
>a government? you mean like THE NAZIS?
this is how retarded your leap of logic sounds

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So this is what it means to cringe

>>37251776
I tell my therapist too. Except I only called it an 'online community'. Did you actually explicitly use the word 'britfeel'?

>>37251924

>At work
>Filling in paperwork
>"This is all Shipman's fault you know!"
>"Huh?"
>"The only reason we have to fill in all this paperwork is because of Harold Shipman"
>"Uh, Yeah"

>>37251978
what's that about anon I don't get it?

>>37251967
Shut the fuck up, America. We're your stern ageing father, not your whore like that Lady Liberty tart you ran away from home for.

>>37251967
pls stoppng 'helping' us, America.

>>37251978
Did you say

>Wow, this is so much paperwork that I wouldn't mind a lethal dose of morphine myself!

?

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"well therapist, the only social experience and attention I've had for years is by posting cute cartoon girls on an anonymous imageboard and attempting to build a cult of personality. I've become addicted to it"

My dad hates the muzzies. He keeps going on about how they need kicking out. He used to be in a motorbike gang and he has said a few times latel that the lads need to get back together

Who else has a legend of a dad?y

>>37251970
>Did you actually explicitly use the word 'britfeel'?
Nah. We're pretty familiar now so saying 'a section for Brits on 4chan' is fine.

>>37251990

I work with massive quantities of morphine, so we have to fill in loads of paperwork, basically signing off when we received it, when we've passed it on, etc.

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>>37251628
nah lad, George is

>tfw when GETTING UPSET

>>37252013
So glad my dad isn't some thick, bigoted biker thug.

How is that a legend? I'd be so ashamed to come from shitty stock like that.

>>37252023
sounds like you work in a pharmacy m8

It's just weird because I've said those exact words before.

>>37251858
>the qr code actually scans
I'm impressed, lad.

>>37252039
Fuck off lad. You're just jealous of the sweet muzzie banter we can have.

I bet you're some posh twat

>>37252041

Sort of, I work for a supplier, so I'm taking the morphine to various pharmacies.

>tfw you write shipposts while you're in the vicinity of a lethal dose of morphine

>>37252013
My dad used to be a hardcore biker, then he settled down with a black woman and now I exist.

>>37252011
>Well therapist, I go to an online discussion board that is mainly populated by people who are dysfunctional, despite having a fairly normal, functional life myself. I've made up around 20 different characters that I post as, either overtly or subtly, in an attempt to bait, troll and amuse the other people who post there.

>>37252013
my dad was posted at the berlin wall when it came down

he's a legend to me but he's got some demons haunting him, I'm pretty sure he's killed people and even though he's never explicitly said so I'm certain it's fucked him up

>>37252013
Nah my dad is just a tard.

>>37252071
Which supplier? I swear I won't dox or anything suss.

I used to spend a large part of my day chatting to wholesalers trying to sell me parallel imports, cheap generics etc.

>>37252013
think your dad might be a genuine racist lad

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Muslims...do we need 'em?

>>37252065
I'm posh in the sense that my father isn't an idiotic racist criminal, I suppose.

>>37252120
Islam isn't race