I ate pancakes and my stomach hurts 4chan

>>37249105
how many did you stuff down your gullet fatty?

>>37249122
I only had one anon

eat more. You need to get more fat under your chin or otherwise I can't love you anymore. now back to kitchen

>>37249157
did you make them from scratch?

maybe something you used was off

OH MY GOD NOBODY CARES

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>>37249105
Oh no :< Do you want a tummy rub to make it better?

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>>37249228
that's like all the threads on this board, but when someone posts a thread about themselves it's suddenly this

i had a single nibble of chocolate and my stomach hurts so much. i think im dying, why did i do this?

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>>37249243
PLEASE rub my tummy.

and um, you can rub other places too, if you want...

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>>37249459
>other places
Hmm, what could he have meant by this? Did you mean like a headpat? Or like a back massage? Or maybe something else?

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>>37249459
original comment required
see pic, thanks.

>>37249799
DAMMIT I came in this thread to post this too fuck

>>37249105
Is this shinobu cropped porn?

>>37249891
if you knew to reverse search then you would see NO