Hey fembots, I'm looking for a female friend to pine after and occasionally buy things for but not show romantic interest in for fear of rejection. My last one disappeared a couple weeks ago despite us getting along well, and I've been running around like a headless chicken ever since.
Requirements:
>Single
>Virgin
>Decent-looking face (body doesn't matter)
>Gets along with me
>Acts as though I have a chance with you
Describe yourself in terms of appearance, personality, and interests. I'll post contact if anyone seems like a good match.
>fembots
No such thingoriginalolol
Too pathetic for even /r9k/?
I'm also collecting fempepes.
>>37248499
>I'll post contact if anyone seems like a good match.
just post contact. or contact me and I'll describe myself there. [email protected]
>>37249126
Bleh, really?
Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009
What kind of things would you buy, anon? I meet those standards, although im not super good looking
>>37249306
Usually stuff like Steam games, an assortment of edibles/collectibles for birthday and/or Christmas, etc.Though it worries me that's the first questions you asked, I at least want the ILLUSION of friendship as opposed to some blatant sugar-baby deal
this is literally the saddest shit i've ever read
please fembots don't enable this virgin
>>37249421
This, but it's rather appropriate for r9k in its own way.
>>37249410
It's ok anon i'm not planning on actually going through with it. i'm just curious
what makes you think you deserve a 'decent' looking virgin girl who is also single? describe yourself or post a picture. let's see if you're good enough for someone like that. I bet you're fat and ugly.
>>37249514
I am indeed fat and arguably ugly. I'm under the full expectation that we'll never date, I just want to dote on a nice girl who isn't fucking anyone.
>>37249571
>I just want to dote on a nice girl who isn't fucking anyone.
There are none on this board, don't waste your time and money.
>>37249616
I have in fact talked to several. They eventually get a boyfriend and/or stop talking to me, though.
Getting into the abstract female Pepes now.
best fempepe
I'm not a virgin and I am fat and I don't want to pretend to be your gf. But we could be friends and play games and you don't have to buy me anything. Eh?
>>37250165
She's actually based on a Japanese mascot which is in turn based on a ball of moss with a crotch bulge. No joke.
>>37250165
what is she called
>>37250184
what is this sadfrog
>>37250187
I've heard her called Pipi but she's based on Marimokkori.
>>37250181
>I'm not a virgin
Ehh, I dunno. It would be like how Hitler enjoyed Jewish comedians but lamented the fact that they were der Juden.
>>37250254
Having sex changes a person literally 0%.
>>37250363
But it changes my perception of someone whether I want it to or not.
Homer Pepe?
>>37248499
nice dubs
also ig i meet those requirements but i really hope that you arent as desperate as you seem, since you posted on fuckin 4chan looking for a friend. i like art and music and vidya games and all that shit. try not to be too much of a fag though.
>>37250254
i dont feel much emotion but when i see her in those pics i actually feel happiness
>>37251467
It's a mix of desperation and frustration over being ghosted by multiple girls around the same time for no specific reason. I want someone who makes my heart leap whenever she comes online, who I can say embarrassing cutesy things to and later claim to be joking when in fact I'm partly serious.
One more extra-desperate bump