subtle feels that make a robot's life worth living

>>37247630
> Girl delivers the food
> Mom yells from the living room for her to be careful because there is a lot if weirdos out there
Yeah mom, she probably knows karate...

Someone told a guy in another thread that it doesn't rly work that way, it's a random dude dude

The guy said t.former dominos employee

>see a happy family
>know they all will be dead in time

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>>37247630
>tfw detached from everything

it wasnt actually jessica, i thought we went over this brah

I would prefer not to know the name of the person making the pizza.

>>37247727
>>37247946
shut up shut up shuT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHE DOES HER BEST EVERY DAY AND IS MAKING ME THE BEST PIZZA A MAN COULD ASK FOR

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>>37247630
>girl's hand touches yours at the drive thru window

>>37247977
aight your two 7s got me here.

I bet she even masturbated over your pizza brah, prolly came hard as well, enjoy

>>37247630
>be gay
>girls flirt with you anyway and make your day

>>37248218
>be straight
>guys suck your dick anyway and make your day

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>Order food online
>see that the deliveryperson is a girl
>fod finally gets to my door
>the deliverygirl is a qt
>she hands me the food
>her hand grazes mine
>mfw

>>37247741
So will you be dead. But while they are alive they are happy and you are not.

>>37248601
smugness is possibly a form of happiness

>>37248644
What is there to be smug about though? He loses out in every way. He spends his time alive unhappy and in the end he ends up the exact same as they do