Ok anons, serious question. How does human flesh taste like?

cow meat but with no salt,i dont know i saw it in a vsauce video

Depends on the person but it tastes pretty sweet considering the average diet consists of a lot of refined sugars. Although it can be pretty moist and have subtle notes of earthiness to it if they're healthier.

Texture is a softer beef but that may just be because I eat my meat rare

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salty, rubbery and an off sweetness

the bite I took was 95% skin and blood and I didn't shower for a while so I'm pretty sure this wasn't the best way to try it

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>>37241905
According to the cannibal tribes it supposedly tastes like "long pork."

>>37243524
>uncooked

>>37241905
I've heard it's like pork,
Don't ask where I heard that.

>>37241905
of you've ever had veal (baby cow meat) the taste and texture is the closest you can get legally

>>37241905
What does human flesh taste like?

How does human flesh taste?

>>37241905
It's called long-pig for a reason.

>>37244057
wrong. thats the texture if you wanna fuck the veal. it supposedly feels like a human vagina more closely than anything.

pork is the correct answer

vegans and vegetarians who don't smoke or drink would probably be the best people to eat desu

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>>37241905
Tastes like a chicken.

>>37243600
where did you heard that

most of the folks i met and talked to in the solomons and papua say it tastes like pork..but cooks pretty quick like chicken