Red Flags for 4chan Users

He keeps repeating the words "Don't panic".

>he posts on /pol/
>he's a right-wing cuck
>he's racist
>he's a Christian

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>he is a frogposter, and i mean he posts frog in eveeeery post
>he calls everyone who disagrees with him newfags
>he treats 4chan like muh sekwet kwub

>he/she posts on /r9k/

>he posts that fucking banana
>he posts at all, ever

>>37241561
You got me there pal.

Originalio

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>my gf
>my ex

>he posts with a pepe or anime images.

>he uses words like "shill" or "the __ jew" outside of pop
>he doesn't check to see if there's already a thread up about x before making one
>tripfags
>"""Fembot""" posting on r9k
>he assumes whoever disagrees with him is from Reddit or a newfag

>>37241518
>He types:
>>HAHAHA
>>*Breathes in*
>>HAHAHA
but this is hilarious

>did you ever think it might be your fault, OP?
nope, never thought about that possibility.

>this is why you're *this*
oh really, you can tell details about me via internet?

>people who pretend stickies don't exist just to create a bait thread
>people who pretend niche boards don't exist and leave their containment zone to shit up other boards
>people who indent every sentence
>people who reply to you with one word that makes no sense, most of the time an insult
>people who think they can analyze typing styles and determine anything about you

>gets triggered by ironic XDs
>participates in generals a lot

>>37241892
that last one is probably the biggest red flag imo

>>37241892
You sound like a fucking faggot. It's probably why you're a virgin

using /b/

>>37241969
you sound like you love projecting

>>37241969
wouldn't be this thread without the obligatory "let me try and trigger the guy by doing one of the things he listed".

another red flag right there.

>>37242049
>>37242052
>hypersensitive faggots who can't take a joke
Pretty big red flag imo

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>>37241518
>people who have been in relationships
>people who are married
>people who love dogs


>people who add huge fucking spaces between every sentence


>reddit users
>roleplayers
>underage school children
>women
>people who regularly attend social gatherings irl
>people who have a facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat, skype, or discord
All the cancer on this board would be purged.

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>>37242075
>he says he was joking/trolling/kidding
>blows it all out of proportion
>now i'm supposed to go "oh yeah sure you were just trolling" or some variation of that
>then we get into an endless reply loop where you just repeat everything back to me like a 9 year old when they can't think of things to say so they just mock you

>>37242075
Another red flag, "i-its just a joke guys!"

>>37241604
>his images have tumblr filenames
>makes reddit jokes
>image macros
>doesn't care about boards getting flooded with newfags
these are some major red flags too

>he/she refers to themselves as a "cyborg" or a "fembot"

>>37242150
>>37242161
>they decide to double down on their hypersensitivity
kek

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>he casually refers to something he has seen before on reddit
when did it all go so wrong

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>>37241561
>he's a redditor

>>37241518
>he frog posts

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>>37242276
>he thinks replying to a post is hypersensitivity

>>37242335
>spergs out about a joke
>I-I'm only replying to it silly anon~!

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>he pretends to be someone else while having a dialogue with himself samefagging
>the person hes pretending to be is a girl that is showing some intrest in him

its me

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>>37242316
>he's a newfriend who came from r/the_donald and thinks that saying "nigger" is a revolutionary act while larping in a /christianity general/ thread and talking about the "day of the rope" even though he's just a greasy basement dwelling neckbeard who won't actually do shit
You shitters ruined 4chan.

>his ego is too big to stop arguing and let the thread get back on topic

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>>37242324
im so fucking tired of faggots like you
there is nothing wrong with frogposting

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>>37241621
Hey, did you call friend?

>he posts in /britfeel/

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>>37242484
>he posts in /hug your imouto/ threads

>>37241561
I'll see that poster and raise you the new classic:

>he came here from a different site like reddit, tumblr, or twitter to steal memes
>he actively and unironically attempts to make 4chan a PC safe space
>he can't go five minutes without complaining about /pol/
>he must feel morally superior to the people he wastes time with at all costs

>being edgy on /r9k/

>>37242106

Dogs are awesome you muzzie

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>>37241621

Newfag here, what banana?

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>he posts shrek

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>when you meet him/talk to him outside of 4chan, all he has to say about 4chan is how bad he thinks it is

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>he uses capital letters in greentext

>people who think every racially charged joke is from /pol/
>people who think this place should some kind of squeaky clean happy fun time
>people who unironically think trap aren't gay

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>>37241561
>>he's a right-wing cuck
>be literal cuck
>be also figurative cuck, letting kikes, mudshits and niggers rip your own group off
>get called cuck
>try to spin it to call your opposition cucks
The lack of self awareness is astounding. Go prep the bull

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>>37241604
>eveeeery
>sekwet kwub

>>37242522
Dogs are the ultimate normalfag pet. They're loud, annoying, require you to walk them outside, gives status to your selfies, and they become a conversation starter with other dog loving cunts.

You probably fall under a few other red flags that I posted and outing yourself as a dog lover only reinforces my belief that they are normie pets

>>37241748
Get off my anime dakimakura adoption site, you filthy cuck.

>>37242510
Forgot to mention
>he sees how effective the racist memes of /pol/ are
>he tries to copy the exact same style of meme turned around
>he literally tries to replicate things like moonman to call for tolerance and understanding

8 M O R E Y E A R S

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>>37241892
Ya ove flowing shitbucket

>>37242510
>>he came here from a different site like reddit, tumblr, or twitter to steal memes
I didn't.
>>he actively and unironically attempts to make 4chan a PC safe space
There already is a board for politically incorrect nonsense, believe it or not.
>>he can't go five minutes without complaining about /pol/
True, I can't. You know what else I can't do? Browse this shithole for more than 5 minutes without having to witness some /pol/tard's pitiful attempts at communication.
>>he must feel morally superior to the people he wastes time with at all costs
I am morally superior to people here.

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>Doesnt use emoji file names

>>37241604
>muh sekwet kwub
This is literally the biggest newfag giveaway there is. It also encapsulates everything anons hate about norman invaders quite succinctly.

>>37242809
>posts on 4chan using a phone
>is a furry

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>>37242768
hmmm.....

im a 26 kv neet and dogs are lovely animals. they are extremly loyal, are willing to DIE for you, need you to be the leader, genuinely love you and provide affection when no one else will

german shepherds are the greatest goats of all time of dogs

>he posts protip: you cant

>>37242835
im on my pc though, you can use emoji filenames on pc dude

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>>37242806
>I didn't
Yes, you did. If anyone wasn't certain before, this post proves it.

>>37242835
Some people have to go in public.

>desu~
>fembots, do you ever ___

>>37241561
>he's racist
>he's a Christian
These people are a special type of retard lmao

>>37241604
>he treats 4chan like muh sekwet kwub
Add:
>he's mentioned discussing 4chan with irl friends and they "just don't get it"

>>37242188
>his images have tumblr filenames
lol im the hardest robot breathing in this thread easily and my fucking files have tumblr names

sometimes you're just a lazy shit and get the first image u find off google images, and sometimes its has a tumblr name and u post it without even noticing and dont think twice

>>37242806
Well fuck, at least you actually admitted that you can't go for more than five minutes without complaining about /pol/. Now we just have to get you to understand that the whole reason trolls falseflag as /pol/ is to get you to complain. You have to stop reinforcing them. Stop giving them ammo. They feed on your salt.

>>37242850
>he said he didn't, so he certainly did!
Wow, pal, are you a psychic or something?
Fucking retard.

>>37242161
>>37242150
Not the guy but you guys are pretty damn autistic, even by r9k standards, if you couldn't IMMEDIATELY tell he was joking. You ducking infants, you're just as bad as the rest of the cancer, you thin-skinned tardo manchildren.
Jesus Christ.

comes to r9k

>is unironically triggered
>calls people edgy

>>37242806
>>
>I didn't.

You have to go back.

>>37242969
What if there's only one thing that triggers you, like comment sections of certain webcomics?

>>37241840
OP is simply mad that he got BTFO and some anon did this to him

>>37243083
The hahaha thing is so Reddity.
Just say BTFO or something don't do this autistic "le memey Response XD" type of laughter nonsense

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>>37243026
pic orgionally related

>>37243113
No. As long as "reddity" things continue to trigger autists, they're going to be said in the future.
>getting mad at words
>HAHAHA

>>37241518
>He posts in fembot thread unironicly
>he makes bait threads for attention
>he thinks every board is /soc/
>he doesn't care to adapt to 4chan culture and is unwilling and/or incapable of using 4chan slang correctly or at the right moments
>he doesn't know how to have an argument without getting mad or calling people names
>he tries to start an argument over anything
>he unironicly believes in most of the memes spread by /pol/ and /r9k/
>his main boards are either /r9k/ /b/ or /pol/
>he complains about the quality of a board even thought he's only been there for about a month
>he shitposts more than he lurks

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>>37241518
>knows very little about what 4chan actually used to be

>uses 'brainlet'
>uses 'kid'
>browses /b/, /s4s/, /soc/, /x/, /mu/, or /fa/
>doesn't know how to use google

>>37241748
>>37242288
>>37242699
>>37244129
these, also

>militant MGTOW
>christian tradcon faggot
>"fembot" or tranny that hates themselves and deliberately respond to bait
>comes to 4chan to circlejerk over a fetish
>under 20 years old

>he uses correct grammar and sentence structure

fucking reddit queers

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>>37244369
RUDE!
S4S IS NICE BOARD!

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>>37242806
also these bait faggots that may or may not be actually retarded

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>>37241518
>leddit
>calls others newfag or brags about how "long" he's been here
>has file names for reaction pictures
>talks about /b/
>posts smug anime
>excessively long posts and spacing
>posts a picture of themselves

if you use a pepe as a profile picture for any program or website, I can automatically tell you are memespouting idiot who just wants to talk about /pol/ related garbage

frogposters on 4chan are different, its only when you frogpost outside of 4chan

i use HAHAHA if i actually find something funny and it gives me a good laugh

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>>37244634
>has really recent timecodes for old reaction images
We get you're a newfag assblasted about how little experience you have but there's no need to wave your little pee-pee around owo

>>37244369
>s4s
That's a quality board. No one new gets most of the humor over there.
>x
Meh

>>37242806
either you are baiting or you are a women.Either way please get the fuck out

>>37246299
>either you are baiting or you are a women.
No, I am not "a women." Not everybody you disagree with is a woman.
Is this an innovative new way of expressing your frustration towards women?

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>>37242850
I leik dat ket

>>37241561

Thats basicly only reason why 4chan is still alive

>>37242150
you can live your whole life like your doing right now by over analysing every single little action that comes your way and you might even think its cool or fun but I gurantee your going to kill yourself. you can reply to this but im not going to reply back. Remember that sometimes fun things are just for fun. And fun does have a purpose in this life buddy

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>>37242335
REEEEEEEEEEE STOP FUCKING USNG THIS IMAGE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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>>37246066
lmao check these time codes. been here since the good ol days, retard

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>he posts frogs

Fucking frogposters get a life.

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>>37246066
>he uses shit like "owo"
You people need to be gassed.

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>>37247135

I agree hahaha Xd

>>37242406
>This is the exact opposite of what I requested

>>37242840
>german shepherds are the greatest goats of all time of dogs
and then his hips exploded

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>>37241518
>his image's filename isn't a 4chan string or original