Hey wite boi, my husband's at work and I'm handcuffed

Cook some eggs

Would you like to watch me play some World of Warcraft

>>37240593
Those cuffs looks like cloth or plastic. Let me cut them off for you.

>>37240593
i'd force you to subscribe to minecraft awesome parodys

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dont these "wite boi" lines usually come with pics of black girls?

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>>37240593
Play with your PlayStation 4 Pro, deleting your progress, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37240593
STOP MAKING THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>37240593
"Let's play some MarioKart, lemme cut those restraints off."

>>37240593
I'm going to sift through your fridge and take whatever I want. Then I'm going home to post on the internet wondering girls never come onto me.

>>37240593
Let's get you dressed up nice and fancy so you can surprised your husband when he comes back from work