Hey wite boi, my husband's at work and I'm handcuffed to the bed, whatcha gonna do?
Cook some eggs
Would you like to watch me play some World of Warcraft
>>37240593
Those cuffs looks like cloth or plastic. Let me cut them off for you.
>>37240593
i'd force you to subscribe to minecraft awesome parodys
dont these "wite boi" lines usually come with pics of black girls?
>>37240593
Play with your PlayStation 4 Pro, deleting your progress, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>37240593
STOP MAKING THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>37240593
"Let's play some MarioKart, lemme cut those restraints off."
>>37240593
I'm going to sift through your fridge and take whatever I want. Then I'm going home to post on the internet wondering girls never come onto me.
>>37240593
Let's get you dressed up nice and fancy so you can surprised your husband when he comes back from work