friend with bigger cock thread

Sounds like you are just a sore loser when it comes to willy wars

This happened to me in basic training and again later in the field with my sergeant

>>37233099
>when you get cucked without a women even being involved

>>37233099
why did chinese keith have to get dubs?

>be igloo bros with a few guys
>someone asks roastie a random question about it
>'[me] has the biggest dick but john was a freak'
>he went down on her
>her bush was straight outta 1979
>and this was 2005

>>37233099
iktfb. It just doesnt feel the same sucking on my friend's thick cock, getting it wet with my warm mouth, using my hands at the same time to pleasure it, swirling my tongue around the head, and so on knowing that his is bigger than mine

das gay tho.

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>>37233162
kek
>girls don't care about size
that may not be true but guys really don't care
unless their faggots

>>37233099
>watch porn and jack off with friend
What the fuck?

>>37233099
>watch porn and jack off with friend
that's your problem.
normal people don't do that.

what the fuck

>>37233613
>>37233666
Happens on Omegle all the time.

>>37233099
those feet look pretty sexy

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>>37233613
>>37233666
>you've never played Willy Wars or Cum Biscuit
Maybe you guys weren't but that's what the cool kids were doing. While you were playing video-games they were having good ol' fashioned male bonding experiences.

>>37233099
Iktf
In a no homo way though, me amd my friend were strung out on klonopin and xanax.
So we jerked it in the same room, i finished first and when i turned around to clean up i saw him still going.
His dick is like 7 inches or something.
Im thicker but im a full inch under him.
It sucks that dick size is just sort of dependent on genes but hey its best not to dwell on it.
Not like ill ever use my dick anyway

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>>37233722
>cum biscuit
>when a group of males stand around a biscuit and circlejerk with the intention of ejaculating on the biscuit. the last one to ejaculate must eat the cum-laden biscuit.
WHAT THE FUCK?
EVEN FOR A GAY GUY THAT'S FUCKING DEGENERATE.
JESUS CHRIST

>>37233928
I'm gay and the thought of that makes me wanna puke.

>>37233099
My 10yo nephew has a bigger dick than me and now I have to hate him until he dies.

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>>37233928
>>37233951
Sounds like something someone who couldn't bust fast enough would say.

>>37233928
sounds pretty hot desu

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37233970
How did you find that out? OriginaI

>>37234088
I've taken him to the Y a few times and he isn't shy about changing in front of me.

>>37233099
You're gay.
organic comment

>>37233099
That's gay but whatever

>>37233722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f1MumAJTLo

I had a friend with a bigger cock than me and it would have meant nothing to me if he didn't find a way to make every conversation about dicks.
>talking about a quote from Nietzsche when I was 18 and really into him about how having a defect can make you stronger in other ways
>"yeah anon, like, what if X historical figure had a small penis"

out camping with friends
>"dude, I have a really big dick"
Literally out of nowhere.

Him, myself, and the girl I was crushing on hanging out.
>"you know, some people have small penises."
He then just stares at me with a shit-eating grin. I will give no context because there is none, he just said it in the middle of a conversation.

Another instance with myself, my crush, and him he basically just said to her in front of me that if she ever saw him naked she couldn't help but want to fuck him. She told him he was an idiot, but he still had that smug shit smile.

I really hate that guy. I heard from two of his exes that he was into pegging and immediately told everyone he knew whenever his name came up and pretty much everyone agreed he is into cock. Fucking Chad faggot.

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>>37233928
frat men

>>37233928
Also known as a limp biscuit. The more you know.

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>>37233970
My son has a bigger one than me, anon. I know how you feel.

>Too late for an abortion

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>>37233099
>tfw no big dicked friend to top me

>>37234593
hello friend
oreango

>>37235253
Come over and I'll blow you while you play vidya

>>37235949
i want your bp too though. pls be in MIDWEST

>>37234347
I'm glad that had a semi-happy ending. What a shit head that guy is

>>37236000
Two timezones west

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>>37236019
oregianl nooooo ;-;

>>37234347
honestly this, I have one friend with a giant cock who does this maybe very rarely, in a context sensitive way and its kinda funny but never serious. and then ive had the other friend who clearly brings it up way too often to try and rub it in peoples faces because theyre insecure about the rest of their life, and it sounds like your friend was a type B

>>37233099
No i've always been the bigger one but the dynamic never changed because i'm just a really shy and awkward person and being nakes near people makes me squeek and blush.
>got some normo-tier friends cause i got into lifting and i just fell in with them
>one mentions gamegrumps
>something about how grumps were going to a spa and they were gonna have a no homo "D club" meeting to get past the awkwardness of seeing each others dicks
>obviously not-straight "straight" chad says we should do that cause out of the 6 midnight lifters circle we got 2 are confirmed gay lets makes everyone feel comfortable
>5 fit chads and me being a scrawny skinnyfat go back to the locker rooms
>just do a towel reveal countdown in the open showers
>towels come off
>trying to look everywhere but down
>awkward silence for everyone
>maybe they're as uncomfortable as i am
>look down
>they're all staring at me
>straight chad is like 5 inches away staring at it
>actually gets angry at me says i should take it off
>what?
>thinks its one of those wearable dick extender things
>actually yanks it pretty hard
>fucking hurts but somehow get a half chub despite all of it
>seriously about to cry
>not-straight "straight" chad being the bro of the circle recognizes this
>defuses situation with some jokes and how its late we should shower
>group dynamic never changes i'm still the beginner getting tired from 10lb curls and dying and trailing behind in jogs outside
>they're still 6'3" ultra chads who drive chargers and trucks

I have a very effeminate friend who I've always secretly had sexual feelings for (for his feet particularly). One day I was wearing track pants and he noticed my small bulge. He asked how big my penis was and I told him the truth, secretly craving the humiliation, 3 inches. He told me he was 8 inches. Fast forward to now and he is my findom master.

>>37236144

I'm so glad I can't relate to any part of this story.

>>37233928
its called soggy cookie in the US

>>37236144
I wish I were you.
I wish I weren't muted for 2 seconds

>>37233928
did kids ever actually play this or was it just one of those urban legends everybody knew about?

>>37237973
/k/ played a variant at one of their meetups. Honestly, glad i missed it.

as a kid my best friend used to always pull out his cock and jerk off and shit he also fucked a girl with like 11

turns out he's a faggot now which makes it retroactively weird as fuck