>getting into going to church a lot
>not super religious still but the people there are nice
>actually socializing
>been volunteering
>one milfy lady is kinda flirty
>sometimes sits with me and talks about whatever
>going to the children's ministry camp as a volunteer
>went to the meeting today
>she was there
>sat with me
>we have a nice conversation
>somehow leads to my birthday
>it's going to be while we're at the camp
>"How old will you be?"
>"19"
>"Wow, I didn't know you were already legal!"
>hand on my knee
>staring into my eyes
>big smile
D-does sh-she want the dick?
Post her pic
Also don't mistake common courtesy and friendliness with flirting
>>37232699
Just do it, faggot.
Oriorig
>>37232699
she clearly wants the dick.
the best way to get this momentum to continue is to ask her what she is going to give you for your birthday
>>37232699
> "Cougars" are the product of socially confused Millennial males who lack confidence and want a female companion that has comfortable, familiar (read: motherly) traits.
> The only "Cougars" that exist are awkward, sloppy 40/50-somethings that usually pair the age gap with another kink, such as interracial, public sex, rough sex, revenge sex, etc.
>>37232806
Who are you quoting
Quote who are you?
>>37232806
>> "Cougars" are the product of socially confused Millennial males who lack confidence and want a female companion that has comfortable, familiar (read: motherly) traits.
this hits too close to home
>>37232699
Never thought about church for MILFS I used to go pick up underage girls till I turned around 26 I started to age and couldn't pass as a teenager anymore.
>>37232969
>socially confused Millennial males who lack confidence and want a female companion that has comfortable, familiar (read: motherly) traits.
>oh jeez, he's talking about me isn't he, anon
>>37232806
Damn, you're right. I should become Chad and fuck a whore who hates me instead.
>>37232699
Yes, she obviously does anon. Fuck her, do it for you and all of us.
>>37233153
Yes, you should. That is one of the only acceptable thing that a real man is allowed to do.