I unironically use /r9k/ as a dating site/tinder alternative.

guys who pretend to be girls are not girls

>>37230210
>tfw live in siberia
d-damn it

>>37230237
yes we are. the guys pretending to be girls are actually girls pretending to be traps pretending to be girls.

credible anecdote, chum

>>37230260
What's living in siberia like?
I imagine it'd be easier for me if I was from Europe, American or Australia but I make do in my part of the world.

>>37230279
my best friend froze to death in February
I wish I was just meming you

>>37230299
my best friend died drunk in a blizzard i don't live in siberia though shit sucks

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>>37230210
>easily has one of the highest female:male ratios on this website.
fucking bizarre

>>37230210
how is this possible when nobody here lives nears you and every time you get contact info they ghost you?

>>37230412
>they ghost you?
lmao git gud
the only difficult part of fucking a fembot is getting her contact info

>>37230210
Post their nudes dummy

>Have never lived closer than three hours away from any femanon
>They ghost me like a quarter of the time
>The other three quarters aren't attracted to me

>>37230210
People like you are a cancer upon this board, please go back to /soc/.

>>37230210
>not using /r9k/ as a gay dating site

>>37230489
You know what? We're not going to go back to /soc/, and we're going to keep fucking fembots. Okay buddy? Thanks.

>>37230210
>it easily has one of the highest female:male ratios on this website.

Ya know it would be cool if we got a demographics survey but the amount of fuckers on this site that would skew the data would make it worthless.

>>37230210

How the hell do you meet them anon? In discord or something?

>>37230500
I don't care if you fuck "fembots", "fembots" aren't an actual thing. I just want you to do the right thing and go to the hook up board for hook ups, and leave the discussion board to anons.

>>37230545
>do the right thing
Nah.

>>37230494
>Not realizing that /fit/ is the best gay dating site in existence.

>>37230210
WHAT
WHY AREN'T YOU USING /SOC/, FELLOW USE-CASE
WE WENT TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF REDIRECTING REQUESTS TO THEIR OWN GHETTO BOARD THAT NO ONE HAS ANY REASON TO USE
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT BEHAVING AS PER OUR AUTISTIC AND INSANE MODELS

>>37230489
/soc/ isn't my crowd.

>>37230210
How do you even do that? What's your approach?

>>37230449
>lmao git gud

>Add femanon
>Talk for a couple hours about whatever, say we'll talk more tomorrow
>Check Skype/Discord the next day
>She unadded me

There's no way to control it.

>>37230587
>There's no way to control it.
kek

t. fucked 6 fembots

>>37230598
>t. lives in fucking NYC or London

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>>37230571
Shotgun approach. Request contact deets from every girl on the site.

Eventually you'll find one that lives near you and likes you, assuming you have decent likability and aren't grossly overweight. Abandon the ones that live far away or don't like you.

Don't get feelings. If she deletes you, don't get worried, just move onto the next one. Never ask for nudes until your relationship is already sexual. Express romantic interest in her early.

>>37230587
That's cus you're either boring and/or ugly. Girls are mean.

>>37230210
>as one of the highest female:male ratios on this website.
LIAR

>>37230545
If you want to hook up with people you have anything in common with, just go to an ill-advised garbage board that the entire site is supposed to use, despite the actual userbases not overlapping in the fucking slightest and the act of using the board being fucking humiliating because everyone shits on it.
Heh, pretty simple. Sorry YOU have a problem with OUR (you're outnumber by the five of us in our fucking policy chatroom) whims.

>>37230612
>tfw fembots are willing to fuck some Chad

>>37230638
I'm not a Chad at all, but fembots will fuck anything. Just don't expect a virgin or one that's particularly attractive.

we're secretly repulsed by chad and crave neet robot cock :^)

>>37230554
>Nah
Why are normalfags like this?

>>37230612
>assuming you have decent likability and aren't grossly overweight.
Well, that double cuts me out.
Enjoy your fish in a barrel social life. One day, maybe you'll have sex with real girls.
We're all gonna make it.

>>37230612
So does no one use /r9k/ for actual relationships then?
I should have been more clear in my questioning. I don't care much for mere hook-ups.
However, I do think I meet those requirements, and I'm not too bad-looking either.

>>37230656
>Brags about how easy it is for him to get laid with fembots
>Totally not Chad

>>37230628
There is huge overlap between /soc/ and /r9k/ you absolute silly billy. Only difference in the robots, and they don't do hook up threads.

Any fembots wanna fuck?

>>37230638

I'm a balding 5'7 manlet who met his current gf on this board. You really don't need to be Chad to get a fembot.

>>37230719
I'm a balding 6'2" fat fuck and only become an emotional tampon to the girls I add.

>>37230656
95% of the girls on this board seem to be ugly, am i correct?

>>37230719
How cute is she originally?

>>37230750
>95% of the girls on this board seem to be ugly, am i correct?
Nope. Something like 30% are hideously ugly, 50% decent, 20% very attractive.

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tiers:

IRL country girls
cute UTR prostitutes
IRL college girls
random internet girls
okcupid girls
tindr girls
backpage girls
soc girls
WOW girls
craigslist whores
r9k girls


if you have any interests in fucking anything below 'random internet girls' you are failing at life

>>37230210
How is it done, OP?

Fuck it lets make this a dating thread just post kik or discord and some stuff about you what youre looking for and there its now a dating thread

>>37230687
lol my post rattled you so bad you couldn't figure out whether to go crooning-maternal or """robot"""-nationalist and you ended up making a typo

you suck at running websites

there is zero overlap between /soc/ and /r9k/. there's more fucking overlap between /lit/ and /r9k/ than /soc/ and /r9k/

>>37230657
WOMEN DON'T EXIST GO AWAY

>>37230628
>having to have something in common with somebody you're just looking to shag
Doesn't make any sense either, God you people are so obstinate, contrary and selfish. Why can't you just be a good person instead?

>>37230836
Most of us want a gf, dumbass.

>>37230811
I want a weeaboo gf. I know Japanese and can help you learn it if you want. Ask for my Discord if you're interested.

>>37230827
>there is zero overlap between /soc/ and /r9k/.
It's literally the same demographic in your dating threads, that's just a fact. Nothing really separates /r9k/ hook up posters from /soc/ posters.

>>37230612
are they even attractive? I would not put all that work if they are not attractive at least.

>>37230859
>dating site/tinder alternative
These are not for gfs, they're for fucking you absolute meme.

>>37230827
>there is zero overlap between /soc/ and /r9k/


nigger soc was created to get hook up threads/look at me threads off r9k

>>37230884
Fembots are the only girls I get along with though. I have nothing in common with IRL women.

>>37230836
instead of complaining that people don't work the way you want, you should try adjusting to the way they actually do work
/pol/ isn't going to be around to feed you clicks forever
>>37230868
show me the net graphs. show me the aggregated hits. show me the overlap. I haven't been on /soc/ in the past month.
>>37230900
that's like saying /a/ and /jp/ are the same because /jp/ was created to cut /a/'s nuts off

>>37230836
>Why can't you just be a good person instead?
Because there is nothing to gain from that. Grow the fuck up, loser.

Same, I've met my fiance of 4 years here on the most ridiculous thread of all.

>>37230909
>thinking fembots are special
'fembot' was literally coined to be a bait expression, it's not a legitimate term. for some reason you guys got tricked into thinking it was.

>>37230936
this person thinks that "being a good person" means... not having anything in common with who you're fucking?
they're either trolling, autistic or both

>>37230912
>show me overlap
>mentions he uses /soc/ and demonstrates overlap
lol

>>37230966
I don't really care about what they're saying, I just think being a "good" person is retarded.

>>37230966
being a good person means leaving robots to their devices, i.e. going to the board specifically designed to cater to your needs. they have qt chart threads so you can find your match and everything, get to it bros!

>>37230962
Fine, girls from /r9k/ who speak in greentext and like foul memes and are virgins and were losers in school.

>>37230954
what thread was it? was she a virgin?

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>>37230936
>being unironically edgy

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>no NZ fembots to /r9k/ date

>>37230765
>20% very attractive
who?

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>>37231007
>virgins
jesus christ are you coming here to pick up teenage girls

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>>37231078
Like half of the femanons I've talked to were virgins. They all lived far away and didn't view me as a sexual entity but hey.

>>37231063
etc.

>>37231111
and who is this girl? how did you meet here? is she a yank?

>>37231111
>Like half of the femanons I've talked to were virgins
They are either underage or lying anon. Jesus, how do you manage to be this naive?

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>>37231137
She's just some girl who posts here, never talked to her personally. Colorado I think.

>>37231111
im really going to cry now, no way any girls as cute as that uses this shit board in brazil, i guess ill just have to do this kinda stuff at parties and university :(

>>37231164
>girls as cute as that uses this shit board in brazil
kek, i used to talk to a 9/10 brazilian slut girl who was a virgin because of her over-protective parents. she begged me for my cock and sent nudes but it would have been to expensive flying there to fuck her

>>37231164
that's what you get for living in a favela

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>>37231078
Stop fantasizing about nubile women.

how do i meet femanons on this board????

>>37231203
be an annoying cunt who shits up the board with contact/discord spam

>>37231184
you met her on this board?
>>37231184
i actually am kinda rich for this country's standards but whatever, keep forcing the favela meme if it makes ya happy

>>37230210
I originally migrated to r9k to laugh at the losers but then felt bad for them and now I participate in pity sex to do my part in helping the world become a better place.

>>37231203
just b urself and they will flock to u

>>37231161
I remember her. But she wasn't a virgin. She admitted to having a boyfriend in that thread, then posted nude photos of herself.

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>>37231424
Really? I know she posted pic related, but don't remember her mentioning a bf.

>>37230260
I live in Wyoming, the Siberia of the U.S. At least D-Denver is close r-right?

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>tfw you know that any girl who posts here would necessarily have an abhorrent personality or mental disorders not worth dealing with

>>37231473
I was actually talking to a really nice one who just had trouble fitting in. Minor depression, but not borderline or some shit.

>tfw she hasn't been online for nearly two weeks

want to meet and be friends with a fembot

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>girl adds me off /r9k/
>she's actually a tranny
Why do these freaks think this is acceptable?

>>37231511
How did you know she's trans?

>>37231511
You're asking why somebody who literally lives their fetish has trouble with social cues and understanding?

>>37231473
i actually thin mental disorders are kinda hot

>>37231029
Yandere general and yes
>>37231062
I'm dating one

>>37231511
wish trannies and feminine faggots who pretended to be women and cross dressed were on some containment board

>>37231560
The problem is that I would never want somebody so unstable to look after my children.

>>37231603
>people who don't stay to their containment board (/soc/) complaining about others not staying on their containment board
que

>>37231647
have literally never engaged in /soc/ tier antics besides joining a discord, queer

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>>37231663
>literally never engaged in /soc/ tier antics except I have

>>37230210
Im honestly not surprised.
Theres alot of normals on r9k for some reason nowadays.

I don't think there are any fembots (actual female) that live in 858. Feelsbad.

>>37230210
fucking attention whores know we freak out about every female encounter more than any other board