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Needs more generals
Make it more discussion focused rather than /b/ lite.

>>37229303
Every month, compile a list of the most used meme words and images of the last month. E.g., roastie, cuck, Pepe and Wojack, and whatever -let we're whining about this month. Any comment containing any of them is automatically unoriginal and gets muted.

>>37229303
Add flags
Reminder that you can't be a robot if you live in a 1st world country

>>37229303

>No porn

would actually be nice.

Trap and gay threads have been shitting up this place for years now.

But unfortunately, that would put a damper on all the other stuff that's NSFW, and THAT I don't like.

You can't 'fix' r9k though, that's just delusional. No amount of restrictions and rules will improve things overall. The board culture is a mix of wizards, mentally ill people, normal people, robots, and cyborgs. Nobody will ever be happy, no matter what changes you make.

>>37229881

But flags would be cool, just for the bantz.

Nothing is going to change, this board has basically been abandoned.

ban all "fembot" threads immediately

ban tranny threads

>>37229998
>No amount of restrictions and rules will improve things overall.
Can't say it won't if it hasn't been tried yet. Fucking people like you and >>37230033 are the biggest problems with this board. I remember when robots at least tried to stop what was happening to our board, now we have fags like you.

As a fembot I think it's rude to ban women from here this is our only safe place to post our feels :(

>>37229303
>ban women (the mere mentioning of gender is 95% of the time men LARPing)

>>37229659
That would be a good way to stop memes from having a chance to infiltrate the ranks of Normies

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>>37229303
literally the /r9pol/ starter pack
fuck off

>>37230123
>actual robot
>can't even make an original post
pick one, normaltard

>>37230101
>this is our only safe place to post our feels :(
Fuck off, you dumb ass whore. We can't even say anything against women and the shit they do without being attacked verbally and physically, but if you say anything about men you get paraded around like a hero. FUCK YOU. Go to Tumblr, roastie.

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>>37230067
ignore /pol/ orders

>>37230101
Literally every other place on the internet is a "safe space" for you. Just get on facebook or go to /b/ or some shit like that if you want to talk about you "feels" that every fucking female on the planet has.

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>>37230123
>>37230153
>>37230172
Retards like you are why men keep pretending to be woman. You guys keep fucking falling for it! This is why there's a "fembot" problem.

r9k is a lost cause op(it was never meant to be anything anyways other than /b/ 2.0), this is casual /soc/ now.
you'd need a new board entirely called /wiz/ with proper rules in placed from the beginning. but that won't happen so I am just wasting my time and if you read this your time was also wasted.
really love /bant/ though, can't wait for the next /b/ board.

>>37230593
/bant/ sucks cocks
it's one of those GUYZ NO RULEZ LOL EPIC FTW XDDDD boards that always devolves into a handful of jannyfucking autists, jealously defending their /pol/-lite "culture" by threadsitting and reportbrigading
i got that out of my system on 8/v/

>>37230085

I'm not a wizard, REE-fag, pepe-poster or tranny/trap poster. Oh, and you're about 5 years late, captain-righteousness.

9 years ago I found this place and started posting feels.

Wizards especially ruined this place. That and pepe posters.

The trap posting was just the symptom of the influx of retards that tried to co-opt the board culture.

We tried stopping it, it didn't happen. The board got deleted, it didn't happen, the board was brought back, it didn't happen.

Just accept that things will never be the way you want them to be, just gonna have to take them as they are.

>>37230817
>le og oldfag
Get out.

actually let me tell you what happens if you do that:
>everyone you've pissed off immediately decides to get revenge
>the board, having nothing to talk about, and all other demographics being occupied with their own boards, experiences a content vacuum
>the need for revenge and the vacuum are filled by /leftypol/, who excel at long boring content-heavy SFW memeposting
>commies are better at promising people free shit, which appeals to NEETs
>MGTOW and communism syncretize (because communism is good at promising free shit, including GFs, in a way that /pol/ is not) and their horrorbortion crawls up out of the board
>still tranny threads, only now they're SFW, for actual trannies, and full of even more commies than fucking /mtfgen/

i'm not entirely sure this wasn't what Vlad's ebin plan actually was
as for you, you'd be taking this board from /v/ and /a/ exiles, and turning it into a cancer incubator
you're either a moron or a saboteur

>>37229303
>ban /soc/-tier threads
I agree, rate threads belong elsewhere but you'll need to refine what that definition means a bit more.

>ban women
YES

>make /r9k/ blue
I could get behind this because it leaves more to the imagination but there will still be lewd/sexual threads, it'll just be more implied and text based with cropped images like on /v/

Here are my suggestions:

>stop banning steam threads
I don't know why these get banned in the first place considering they don't break any rules. They might be annoying to some people but that isn't a rule. The fact is that those threads aren't hurting anyone and some people have made good friends from them who have things in common. You can't make these kinds of friends on /v/ or /soc/ so moving them there wouldn't do any good.

>add the words fembot and femanon to the filter
Sick of threads where roasties try and gather orbiters, reeeeeeee

origami

>>37230850

Nobody uses that term anymore.

That alone should tell you something about current 4chan culture.

If anything, I would ban all wizards. But I don't advocate for that, because I'm not a fucking crybaby who gets threatened by people who are different than I am, hold different views, or have accomplished more.

In short: Go fuck yourself. You're just a dumbass trying to fix boatleak out of drydock.

That ship sailed years ago.

>>37230817
>>37230963
>>37230969
>reddit spacing
heeeee

>>37230963
blue boards suck shit
that's a terrible idea

>I don't know why these get banned in the first place considering they don't break any rules.
because mods banned them and now they have to keep banning them or their authority will be called into question and they'll lose face

that's literally it, there is no other reason. sorry

>>37229303
Are you the one on /sci/, stop it

>>37230969
>If anything, I would ban all wizards.
>/r9k/ immediately becomes /b/ 2.0
This is something your puny mind don't understand. If it wasn't for us, this board would have already became another /b/. You should be happy that we kept this board clean for so long.

I agree with banning camwhore threads and female users but fuck removing porn. Sure a lot of racebait and gay shit would be gone which is great, but it's cool seeing porn and gore every now and then and being able to post freely.

>>37231015
oh, look, it's THIS faggot again
you know what you should do, if you hate reddit so much, moron?
loli is banned on reddit. so here's what you do. repeal global rule 3. allow loli on all boards.
oh, what's that? you don't want to do that? it makes you uncomfortable? heh, spotted the redditor
shut up and never mention "reddit" to me again, you idiot. get out of my sight

>>37231015
That's not reddit spacing that's my autism

I'm sorry

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>>37231065
pffffft
I think I'll right hook you with a smug anime face next

>>37231065
>allow loli on all boards
I think loli being banned is the dumbest thing ever. Worst rule on 4chan by far. It makes me butthurt every time I'm reminded.

I don't even like loli that much but it's just part of the culture of this place. It's like banning racism.

>>37231065
>you don't want to do that?
Nice projecting, faggot. Most of 4chan wants that to happen.

>>37229303
you should be banned for your post OP

Remove name field
Wordfilters-
Fembot/femanon/girl/female- attention whore
Trap/xTx/etc- mentally ill
Blacked/Cuck threads=ban
I agree the board should be blue

>>37231034

Oh that's a bit rich bit of speculation if I've ever seen it.

I guess having godlike intelligence doesn't prevent you from being delusional.

This place started as /b/ 2.0-- and we steered it away without your help, thank you very much. I remember when I could have a discussion without catching a picture of someones cock, or having to scroll through 16 pages of rare pepes, or being told to get out because I managed to stick my dick in a girl (which was pretty funny at first, but then retards latched on to the joke, thinking it was real)

You didn't keep the board from anything.

Faggots like the people I've listed nearly killed it. Moot fucking deleted the board, that's how much he hated you.

>>37231096
in reality, you're just an excuse for me to go off

>>37231190
>and we steered it away without your help, thank you very much.
Ha, sure pal. We steered it away from staying /b/ 2.0 by giving it a culture. A culture of robots. A board without a real culture is misdirected, and might as well be /b/. We were the ones who wanted to ban porn threads and camwhores, not you. If it was up to normalfags like you, we wouldn't have /r9k/.

Also nice reddit spacing, nigger.

>>37229881
>>37229998

>>>/bant/

Most of the ideas in this thread will be bad. Just reset the robot more often.

Find a way to ban all people directly coming from these places:

>reddit.com
>jezebel.com
>tumblr.com
>lipstickalley.com
>thoughtcatalog.com

Do this and 80 percent of the shilling goes away, at least temporarily. There are of course people from more obscure places we don't know about, but if we're going to talk about improving the board, getting rid of the angry shills that purposely come here to teach robots some inexplicable lesson will improve things a lot.

>>37231293

There you go again, trying to co-opt the culture.

The woman hating/no camwhores started before 'wizards' were even an actual thing. You didn't create jackshit, the culture was here before your particular subset emerged.

If you don't like it, go back to wizchan.

Oh wait. You won't. Because you tried creating a culture of your own, and it was such garbage you had to come crawling back here.

>>37229303
>ban women (the mere mentioning of gender is 95% of the time an attempt to gather orbiters)

Agreed. I leave for a couple years, then come back to find nothing but roastie threads littering the catalog. What the fuck happened to this place? Or should I say, what did you assholes let happen to this place? Women are literally incapable of being robots due to the fact that they can merely spread their legs and at least 10 men would gladly fuck them silly.

>>37229303
you forgot about traps

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i like how you retards argue about something you wont be able to change anyway

enjoy your /b/ 4.0

>>37229303
Saying original or the likes after your post should go against the rule of putting gibberish at the end of your post to make it original.

>>37229303
You literally want Wizardchan, just go there. /r9k/ should really be blue, though.

>>37231486

What happened is mainstream popularity.

Shills, reddit, camwhores.

There was plenty of good content that came from it, but it was that pepe was our downfall.

Nobody gave a fuck about wojack

>>37231567
>Nobody gave a fuck about wojack
And I couldn't be happier or more thankful for that.

>>37231414
Wew lad.
>go back to wizchan
Wizchan was created specifically because /r9k/ became a normie cesspool. It wasn't some outside force that took your "culture", it didn't even exist before you decided to shit up everything. You are the co-option and you need to fucking kill yourself. Come back when you know what you are talking about.

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>>37229303
===== BAN TRAPS, BOIPUCCI, ANIMEPOSTERS, FAGGOTS, INCEST, KEKERY, FOOT DEGENERACY, CUM GOBLINS, IM A BETA, literalyf ucking delete this sboard===============

all traps/lgbt need to burn or fuck off

>>37231561
>You literally want Wizardchan, just go there.
/r9k/ is wizchan, dumbass. Wizchan didn't exist til normies invaded /r9k/. Go to reddit where you belong.

>>37231561
if it's blue, trap threads will go from "i want qt bf" to "how can we destroy capitalism also you're not trans unless you're going to have the surgery"
you're a fucking moron. leave my board alone
>>37231602
wizardchan was created because freddo baggins got a bug up his ass about something
>>37231613
>literalyf ucking
hello twittumblr. i have your fucking toucan right here

>>37231602

Might wanna double check your facts.

>hiro allows meta threads
>completely abandons site never to read any of them
legendary

>all these faggots saying/r9k/ should be blue.
Fuck off.

What we should really do is ban camwhores and orbiters, also e-celeb bullshit and internet drama. I don't give a fuck about your stupid discord or eliza? whatever her name is.

More camwhores. You wouldn't send a book thread to /lit/, would you?
Basically /r9k/ should be like /trash/
Also no captcha

>>37231660
Nice argument you have presented.

>>37229303
have actual threads with discussions
haha I know, it can't happen

>>37230085
I'm all for rules and restrictions, they just won't ever be implemented.

4chan interprets rules as damage and routes around them

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ok
>/pol/ rule that porn is not permitad
>ban discords and camwhores like the bitches eliza and co posters
>threads where people edit a funny meme image should be banned since its garbage outside of b
>pure image dump threads should be banned
>robot turned off since everyone fuckin spams "orginali" all the time and is not banned anyway
>ban fembot threads

>>37231825

>https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wizardchan

Here, read through the history.

Wizchan was created almost 4 years after r9k.

Like I said, wizards didn't create the board. It was NEVER a board for virgins. EVER. The creater of wizchan laboured under that assumption, but it was always a false one.

That's just the self-entitled perception faggots like you have. Before you started shitting up the board with your cancer, it was people from all walks of life. Just like it is now. Just like it's always been.

>>37231942
from now on its a virgin, neet and female hate board
>WOH SAYS THAT TOP KEK XD??

the influential majority

>>37231911
you think you're gonna get /pol/- incel addition
what you're actually going to get is /leftypol/ north

you are so bad at strategy it's unbelievable

>>37231978

If you were so influential, why did you all throw a shitfit and try to leave?

Right. Because you were a vocal minority.

So many shit ideas in this thread

>>37229303
>hurr durr blue board
Worst fucking suggestion by far

>>37229539
More generals is a close second. If anything we should make generals an insta ban. They are always shitty and take up space that could be used by an actually good thread.

>>37230035
Ban fembot threads
This is very good, best suggestion in thread.

>>37231779
Fuck you
>>>/trash/

>>37231186
Word filter has potential, but blue board is a fucking retarded suggestion and completely defeats the purpose of the board.

>>37231107
>loli allowed
Very good suggestion, normalfags hate that shit and it's cute. No downsides here.

>>37231015
Calling 4chan spacing reddist spacing is retarded. Go fuck yourself, nigger.

>>37230033
This is our best hope. Everyone time moot fucked with us the board got far worse. Hiro saved it by turning the robot back on. Basically no board specific changes, just wordfilters and allow loli on all boards.

>>37231942
>Wizchan was created almost 4 years after r9k.
And? It was created because around this time /r9k/ was becoming the shitty place it is now.

>The creater of wizchan laboured under that assumption, but it was always a false one.
It would be a pretty safe assumption, since for most of /r9k/'s history was mostly robotic. It was only at the very beggining and now that it had become non-robotic.

>Before you started shitting up the board with your cancer, it was people from all walks of life. Just like it is now. Just like it's always been.
>just like it is now
Yeah, full of trap porn, beta orbiting, and camwhoring. Such a great culture you have. YOU are the cancer. YOU are the cancer killing not only /r9k/, but 4chan as a whole.

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You can't "fix" /r9k/ anymore, the user base has changed too much. You can put in whatever rules you want, it wont change the fact that half the people here are still in high school.

There is no fixing this shit.

It is just a bunch of people that shit post together about roughly the same issues in their lives, but no one is willing to hard a good hard look at themselves and work on their issues.

Set /r9k/ to function like the old days, otherwise it's just /polsocb/ 2.0

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>>37232050
>More generals is a close second. If anything we should make generals an insta ban. They are always shitty and take up space that could be used by an actually good thread.
that doesn't make any sense. i hate most generals but they are undeniably a fantastic idea. virtually every good poster on every board has moved to generals only/discord. newfags making throwaway threads like "does /r9k/ like black people?" is what ruins boards. often you'll see 30 threads like that at the top. the generals help newfags come in and get accustomed through normal discussion

look at the kpop general on /mu/. autists complain about how it has nothing to do with music but that's not the point. the point is that it quarantines kpop discussion perfectly. instead of 30 little kpop memes it's just one huge, ever-moving thread that you can easily filter. that's the beauty of the concept, even if the general is cancer then it's working to quarantine it

>>37232137
The real problem isn't that we don't have enough rules, it that we don't enforce them. If we still had moot with us, he would at least attempt to get rid of the cancer, like he had tried with /b/ times before. But now we have this gook that sits on his ass and begs anons to buy his passes.

>>37229303
Out of curiosity,
how do people feel about double posting to correct grammar/spelling?

>>37230101
try lolcow instead of r9k

>>37232050
banning generals is braindead
do you fucking expect people to make ten new threads every time they want to talk about something
>no I expect them to talk about different things (smug emoticon)
oh, so generate fascinating new content for you for free all the time regardless of how they feel about it, and forgo social interaction otherwise? kill yourself
>ban fembot threads
also retarded. do you think that, if they're not allowed to make threads, they'll just leave? are you stupid?
>Very good suggestion, normalfags hate that shit and it's cute. No downsides here.
i was the guy who suggested it. realistically, it's a non-starter, unfortunately. i'm not a lolicon or a shotacon, by the way. throwing a brick into moralfag virtuejerks so that they explode like a maytag is just fun for me.

>>37232210
the real problem is that /q/ was constructed on an indian burial ground and you keep getting the fuck back up

>>37229303
No. Let R9k burn in a sea of Normies.

Us noble ones need our own board. It's time.

>>37232257
not even a woman deserves that

Why is mootbloxing still allowed? That shit should be a permaban. I'm sick of seeing worthless posts with some stupid variation of oregano tacked on at the end.

>Force anonymous, no tripfags.
>Ban avatarfags
>Limit the 105105 boipucci/faggot/trap/whatever threads to a single thread, ban anyone who makes a new one before the old one 404s
>Ban normies
>Ban women

>>37232281
This anon is right. We have done our best. No amount of REEEs and CAAAWs can save this board. So we must let go.

Someone make a thread on /q/ requesting a new board.

Ban constant trap posting.
Ban anything involving discord.
Ban attentionwhores.
Ban orbiters making threads about attentionwhores.
Ban /stg/
Ban the constant family/incest threads

>>37232131

Robots =/= wizards

get it through your thick fucking skull.

>>37232281

This anon knows. Go create another board for virgins, lol.

It's not that women can't be on r9k but no attention whoring tripfagging or orbiting

ALSO POST IN THE COMFY THREADS

>>37232045

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>>37232451
>ban everything I notice because I notice it and mistake my pain as emanating from the threads and not my own miserable life

truly epic

Why do some guys like generals so much? They're not containment threads for the cancer, they're just breeding grounds for insufferable fags and huge circlejerks.

>>37232515
Yeah, fuck having board culture centered around unique posts. Let's turn it into a beta version of /soc/. Let's encourage tripfagging and circlejerking just like every other forum on the internet.
Fuck you.

>>37229303
Ban the tripfag hug your family fags who post every. Single. Fucking. Day

>>37232050
>still reddit spacing
Have you not learned your lesson, cuck?

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>>37232451
God incest thread people such fucking faggots. Every single day
>>37232515
Kill yourself faggot

>>37233169
>God incest thread people such fucking faggots. Every single day
The worst part is they keep changing their thread titles and bypassing my filter.
I wish someone would just dox all the tripfags and shut those threads down.

Ban the incest threads, the /soc/ threads, the trap threads and you're golden.

>>37229303
Delete the board, along with /pol/ and 4chan will only be better off for it.

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anyone who admits to being a femanon should be permanently banned

>>37229303
Ban wagie threads
Ban tranny shit
Bad braap threads
Ban op

When was the meta thing proposed?

>>37233169
>nu-murai jack
how's trying to relive your teens working out for you

>>37233316
how's having the same dumb backseat janny objections as all the other complainers working out for you
you're just lashing out at anything that catches your attention because your life is shitty
you're like those faggots who killed 8/v/
>IT'S CONSOLE WARS BAN CONSOLE WARS
>NO IT'S GENERALS BAN GENERALS
>NO IT'S ANIME BAN ANIME
you'll never be happy until this site is a tiny burnt-out circlejerk consisting of you, your cronies, and administrative enforcement thereof
fuck off to discord, faggot

>>37233169
seriously, what you want isn't an imageboard, it's an IRC room

This place is made up of nothing but normies and the mentally ill. Both of those things are bad. This board is thus made up entirely of nothing but bad people who make low-effort shitposts day in and day out.

>>37229998

We could just ban gay shit since they have their own containment board.

>>37234171
>/lgbt/ for /lgbt/
>/a/ for /a/
>/pol/ for everybody