>when you hear a recording of your voice

I sound like a gay ray romano. I fucking hate it.
I just wanted a good deep voice but instead I sound like I'm doing a bad kermit impression all the time

you know thats not what your actual voice sounds like though right
unless you got some fucking high accuracys expensive equipment it will never sound completely accurate

>>37224530
If you own a microphone, even in a webcam, that was made after 2008 it's pretty fucking accurate. Every time I play a game with people I know IRL and they use voicechat they sound almost exactly the same.

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>when a character in a movie, TV show or video game has your name

>>37224517
I know, it fucking sucks. My voice sounds fine in my head but to the outside world it is an awkward, bumpy mess.

>when you see a picture of yourself and realize you imagine yourself to be much more attractive than you actually are when you look in the mirror

>realize that looking down makes it seem like your eyes are closed

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>>37224572
>When you see a picture of yourself smiling

>b-b-but people over the intercoms have told me I had a nice voice, even soothing
>my whole life has been a lie after all

>>37224530
I own a studio microphone with a mixer and audio interface. I actually fucking sound like that.

>>37224494
> when you see a photography with you in it

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>>37224572
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND GET A NICE TAN THIS SUMMER OR IM GONNA EAT A BULLET

>>37224572
The mirror is more accurate than a camera anon. focal length can distort images bretty easily

>>37224699
Good luck anon, just remember there is shit you can do to make it better

>>37224742
what do you do to make a fucked up scull better? never see anyone and spend your life behind a screen? got it covered

Freud wrote of the looking at one's reflection without recognition as characteristic of the unheimlich (unhomelike) or uncanny. according to Freud all jokes evoke the uncanny, because they access the unconscious without defeating the censorship function of the preconscious. so when I see myself in the mirror it's a fucking joke so it's fine.

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>when you can't record your voice since the 60 dollar mic you just bought breaks within two weeks of buying it

>when even if you could record your voice you couldn't hear it since your 200 dollar pair of headphones youve had for two years just stop working

i literally cant have anything

>>37224742
thanks anon. gotta try hard this summer i need to fucking make it