>dick smells too bad to fap
>>37223025
let me sniff it please op
>sit down
>crotch musk is really strong
>actually enjoy my smell and keep masturbating
>>37223088
You can't sniff it Cuz we probably don't live that close silly anon
>>37223113
this
something about cock musk just feels right when fapping
>>37223137
let me reserve your cock for when smell-o-vision comes around then
>>37223113
>>37223141
No thanks. Mine smells kind of coppery to be honest.
>>37223025
I know, and henceforth, the logical course of action from now on is to undertake a thorough washing sequence of your penile attachment.
>>37223113
I do that with my feet
>>37223025
I used to have this problem when I was 16, playing old games all day and having no reason to shower for like 2 weeks at a time. People stopped coming to my room after a while.
>>37223258
I still only shower once a week, just because I can't be bothered to.
Nobody ever notices for some reason though.
>>37223113
>this
having a musky crotch makes me feel more masculine for some reason