Ever been hit on a by a gay dude? How did it go?

>>37222000
checked
yes found out coworker is gay after i let him come to my house and use my wifi
he held me on bed and tried to make me naked
kicked him in nuts and told him no
keeps tellign me i will like it and no homo
gave me a 7/10

It makes me feel good.
God I wish I was gay. I could get such a higher tier guy than I can a woman.

>>37222000
I usually go to a gay bar because they put some good music, it's cheap and there is a really nice ambient. It usually happens and its not bad but it's not good though

>>37222000
Some Asian kid who looked autistic called me the cute Navy guy and I proceeded to never walk around that area of college again and I stopped wearing Navy bugout bag.

An older mexican guy started talking to me on the street, trying to make small talk.
He then said that I'm really tall and asked if i would like to go for a drink later.
I said no
It was also the last time a living person ever hit on me.

>>37222000
This hot dude started coming onto me at a house party and got me drunk. We started making out pretty hard on the couch and I was rubbing his dick through his pants. He was really hard.

He asked me if I wanted to go back to his place, but I told him I wasn't gay, got up and left him there all horny.

>>37222000
Double trips, nice, also it feels weird man. Nice, but I ain't gay.

>>37222168

I've done that too for the same reasons. Also they usually buy me drinks so i don't have to spend anything

My older sister was friends with a fag in high school, and he would always blatantly ask me to let him suck my penis. I'm not even attractive at all, but he was one of those ultra-horny degenerate faggots who will fuck anything that they can. It turns out he is pretty fucked in the head, I guess that he was molested as a kid. He's also HIV positive as of recently

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>>37222000
Oh shit double trips.

When I was little a gay guy started flirting with my dad when we were at Walmart. I assumed this guy had AIDS too because he looked like he was boney and on the verge of death. I remember he had a French beanie cap on, round sunglasses, and a gold necklace with a chilly pepper on it. My dad was disgusted and I think he even pushed him away from him.

>>OPs pic is really close to being related
>when someone gives you a strange energy
>that's odd it's nothing
>mind you this was at a high end retailer and I needed to pay a bill
>them feelz when gay Chad hits on you
>them feelz he flashes his phone to "check" something and his wallpaper is two built Chads half naked making out
>TFW I could get a gay Chad but, not a Stacy
>felt awkward the rest of the day
>Fkkk this life

when i was on the information desk at a festival this guy asked if i was gay i replied no then he uttered "that's a shame"

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Not even gays hit on me. Am I that ugly?

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>be a gay twink with long sandy blond hair
>skinny not because im fit, but because im a skelly
>young looking face
>live outside of Vancouver, so I have access to gay bars galore
>literally get treated like a prince that everyone wants to bang
>never leave with anyone because im not a slut
>just go to feel special and wanted

Homosexuality is just a catalyst for mental disorders and should be purged.

Yeah, to be honest the whole thing really grossed me out. I gave him a half-assed blow job and noped out of their as fast as possible and only go back occasionally.

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>>37222000

>downtime in between classes at CC
>chilling at the cafe
>turn head food and see rebecca sugar approaching me
>recognized him from bio 120
>"hey anon"
>oh, hi
>"so you can talk huh?"
>yeah, but I just hit my quota today so
>he laughs
>takes a seat in front of me
>we bitch about mid terms for awhile, talk about majors
>conversation essentially ends with him telling me I'm fun to talk to and should speak up more in bio
>ends with us exchanging numbers, thought nothing of it
>fast forward a few weeks
>getting lunch together
>ask me if I'm seeing anyone
>no, but I've theres this one girl I've been-
>cuts me off
>"Are you bi?"
>what, no I'm straight
>his face pretty much snarls and twist
>shouts "YOU ARE?"
>im confused as shit
>cafe turns to us confused as shit
>silently pay for my food and decided to go eat outside
>moved on from then on, ignored his occasional text and apologies

It was weird. I found out later that being quiet and "looking like a girl" essentially circulated a rumor about me being gay and he preyed into it.

>>37222478

>never leave with anyone because im not a slut
That doesn't make you a slut. No one said that you have to have sex with them. Why don't you get yourself a cute boyfriend, desu?

>>37222000
Got hit on by this older dude in a club. He gave me drinks and then we danced and made out on the dancefloor and then we went to my place and I sucked his dick.

>>37222333
>>37222000
The fact that everyone ignored this makes me feel angry

>>37222000
Yeah, pretty much every time I go out (depending on what you count as "hit on"). Gay guys for some reason think it's ok to grope me just because I'm muscular, it's annoying as fuck

>>37222302
Has a non living person hit on you

>>37222302
>It was also the last time a living person ever hit on me.
lmao what
does that imply you killed them after or what

>>37222486
Why would you give him a bj, and why would you continue to go back? If this happened to me I'd never speak to him again

>Tired of jerking off
>Go to local adult book store
>Stick my dick through the glory hole
>10/10 expert head from whoever is on the other side
>Feel something slippery and tight, realize it's a condom
>Feel something tight and hot slide down my cock, realize whoever is on the other side is now riding me
>Start to fuck the best I can through the awkward angle of the hole.
>Cum
>They take the condom off for me
>Go back home

That's how I lost my virginity.

I never got this >>37222478 way of thinking. Gay men are just very horny, if they're horny enough they'd do anything. Doesn't make cet person special just means they want a fun night and move on.

>>37222520
Was he good looking, anon?

>>37222707 proud or not? kinda sounds like u were raped anon. it could've been a dog or worse, a robot, on the other side

>Chubby awkward anon
>Go to a leather/bear bar
>Guys in cages and crosses getting whipped and beat
>Santa looking Daddy steps up and asks if I'm new
>Feel like running away but nod
>Hugs me and asks if I'd like to try something new
>Helps me take my shirt off, keeps batting my hands away from my bitch tits, telling me how good I look
>Helps me up on the cross and begins to flog me with a leather whip
>Feel my anxiety starting to melt as I can only think about processing the pain and focusing on my breathing
>Take a good beating, counting out the numbers, getting high on the endorphins
>He lets me down and helps me stumble to a side room with a big mattress and low lighting for 'aftercare.'
>Holds me as I sweat and shake from the comedown
>End up joining the club as full member and now go every month

Leathermen are bros. Life got better after I finally just went gay.

>>37222769

Mixed. It was hot. And at least it was safe. It felt good. But it's also not a story I can just bring up. When guys are sitting around talking about their first times, I can't say "It was probably some old dude. I don't know. I never saw him."

>>37222816
Would you do it again? The glory hole meme sounds hot but almost every time is an old gay. like if you want to have sex that bed you'd be better off downloading a gay app and get someone your age

>>37222659
hes probably talking about an anime girl or something

>>37222000
>outside a nightclub smoking a cigarette
>drunk gay guy comes up to me
>"what would I have to do to blow you right now"
>"already sold"
>we go to a nearby alley, he gets on his knees
>whip out my cock
>pee on his face and walk away

>>37223170
>>pee on his face and walk away
LMFAO
i fucking burst out laughing, well done anon

>>37222000
I thought he was messing with me so I swung at him.

>>37222439
I worked at an information kiosk too, a gay tourist winked at me once and later sent me a friend request on facebook. I refused.
A whole summer dealing with hundreds of tourists and the only people to show interest in me were this gay dude and an old lady...

Yes I have. The gay guy said he'd fuck me if we met in person. I've considered it.

>summer, first year of high school
>be small, undeveloped, long hair, smooth skin because no puberty yet, bit curvy
>ride the bus, two guys sit close to me
>look few years older, more developed, both fit
>start messing with me, calling me names
>one of them sits next to me, starts telling me I look like a girl
>proceeds touching my smooth legs, wants to move inward towards hip
>i get creeped out because im not degenerate, so i tell him to fuck off
>they keep insisting im a little girl
>ask me to come with them so we can have a threesome

told them to fuck off, and now that I think of it actually made me feel real insecure because I didnt see myself as a young man anymore and I desperately wanted to grow into one. I think because so many guys back then acted like I'm a girl, it made me obsess over masculinity, which is why I always seek more ways to be masculine and seek compensation for my lack of masculinity back in high school.
They're probably also the main reason I dislike gays and the way they behave.

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>>37222478
why aren't u on my christianmingle matches then hmm

for the sake of convenience kik: ._.sendnudes

>>37222000

Everytime I go out. Always the effeminate bottom types.


Gay dudes are fucking bros though. I turn them down then chat normally to them for a little bit then part ways, then he'll run off to his group of girls and talk about meeting me, how I'm not gay, but how "nice" I am and bullshit. Fucked many chicks just because a gay dude as basically given me his approval.

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>Walking to store
>Car almost runs me over in parking lot
>Random older guy comes running over
>"Holy shit, she almost ran you over"
>Be an edgy little shit, tell him "I hope she makes it quick"
>He chuckles
>Put his arm around my shoulder
>"Hey, have you had lunch yet?"
>Tell him I have
>He pats me a couple times on the back and laughs and says okay
>Departs

I was told by a gaybot that I was being hit upon. Secretly I liked it. I am such an attention whore

seattle has a huge gay pride festival every summer. faggots galore, like thousands of them. first time I went I was hit on by soooo many dudes, felt fantastic. I'm straight as fuck but I get no attention from women of course so it's nice to feel wanted. one guy even said I was the most attractive guy at the entire festival.

couple weeks later I went to a gay night club with my mates. clubs ain't really my thing but I gave it a chance. had to reject a couple dudes before the night was over. felt bad for them but great for myself.

>>37223560

how is a bottom effeminate

>>37224061
>females get fucked
>bottoms get fucked

?????????

>>37224124

but the bottom is the one lying there while the top rides him so the bottom is getting serviced

>>37224186
Real men fuck on top.

Lazy guys just lay there.

A man fucks hard deep and fast while holding you in a head lock calling you faggot.

I told him the Sam Hyde gay stand up facts

>>37224244

wow wtf but why when the guy is on top he is the one doing all the work so some other guy's dick can fuck his ass the bottom gets all the pleasure with minimum work dude

>>37223880
>Hey, have you had lunch yet?
Is this a secret gay message or was it the physical contact that made your gaybot friend say you were hit on?

>>37222337
now you know how woman have it easy

>>37224379
>Is this a secret gay message or was it the physical contact that made your gaybot friend say you were hit on?
I don't know which is it that made me suspect he was hitting on me. I figured he was about to ask me to have lunch with him or something. And he just kinda grabbed me, so I don't know.

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I used to live in San Diego from 18-22 when I was in the navy. I was very boyish looking and this guy I worked with took me to a bar. I didn't know he was gay until I realized we went to a gay bar. I was getting hit on left and right. This was the most attention I've gotten in my entire life so I just went with it and got the free drinks. So I kept hanging out with my buddy and kept going to gay clubs for the free drinks.

>>37222000
Yes.
It was very flattering. And it's nice to know that if I ever hit a dry spot, I always have a fallback.

>>37222631
Nobody wants to since they're jealous.

I think it might be happening right now...
>near start of first year at uni
>start sitting in the same place every lecture
>can't remember when, but some other guy joins me; let's call him Skyle
>become friends with Skyle; talk regularly before and after lectures
>he has come to assume I have a gf for some fucking reason
>near end of year
>whip out gay tinder in desperate search of the elusive bf
>left swipe the evening's wave of twinky fags; same as usual
>Skyle's face shows up
>dafuq.jpg
>he's just a friend to me, but I don't know if he right swiped me
>just close tinder
>few days later
>go to lecture
>Skyle comes up to me at the end of it; missed the lecture
>smiling, eyes wide, says "hi" more enthusiastically than I have ever heard before
>stands uncomfortably close to me while I explain what happened
>say I have to go to a class I actually do and leave
Mfw one of my friends has probably just been orbiting me for the past year.

>all of these free drinks at gay bars
>actually gay
>never get free drinks
reee roo

>>37222324
got em!

fgrfg

>>37222000
I sort of get hit on by a gay dude every day. He's always standing at the front of a store when I walk pass it in the mornings. Since day one he's said "good day" to me, sometimes also throwing a "sweetie" or "handsome" as well. It freaked me out at first because I thought he was a crazy person (well, he may be), but now I've gotten used to it. I even like it, to be honest, not because I'm gay but because he's one of the few people he aknowledges my existence. I say "good morning" to him now too.

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>>37222000
Yeah a few times

One time I was at a urinal at a ghetto shopping mall and this Asian guy walks up to the stall right next to mine even though the whole place was empty. Whatever.

But then I see him looking up at down at me through the corner of my eye.

Finally he just comes out and says it

>OH WOW YOU HAVE BIG PENIS SO BIG YOU WANT ME TO SUCK COME ON I MAKE YOU BIG CUM IN TOILET ROOM

That caught me so off guard I immediately hysterically started to laugh while crying and trying to catch my breath while saying "no....no...... no... thank you but no....no..." I was saying "no" at not just the offer of him sucking my dick but at the statement that my penis was even remotely close to average, let alone big.

Other than that, nothing as memorable. Actually sometimes if I knew that a classmate or coworker or friend of a friend was gay I would actually totally flirt with them just to practice flirting.

>>37222324
>We started making out pretty hard on the couch and I was rubbing his dick through his pants.
>I told him I wasn't gay
lmao

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I've had random men try to start conversations with me for no fucking reason. I don't know how to read people so usually assumed they were looking to rob or fight me so just left. Most likely they were just looking to talk to a stranger. Maybe some of them were gays, I don't know.

>be me 2 weeks ago
>sunday morning
>go to city park every week to play soccer
>play for a bit, stomach starts rumbling
>oops, drank to much last night, need to puke
>wander to another part of the park looking for trash can
>black dude comes up to me and informs me he needs to "pee like a racehorse"
>discernible lisp on the word "racehorse"
>I move away from him, he follows me
>asks me if I play soccer, I say yes
>tells me he likes my shoes, I ignore him and return to soccer
>next week I come to the same park,
>there's a mini gay convention of 10 dudes in the same part of the park.
>they try to chat with me, I make excuses to leave
Dubs decides what I say to them next week to get them to fuck off.

>>37222000
Checked

A guy at a party once asked me if I wanted him to suck my dick.

It was thrown like a curveball to my face, I really wasn't expecting it.

He's a well put together, fair looking lad and if I was gay I'd probably have said yes, even though he was drunk.

Anywho, I'm niot, so I didn't

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>>37222000
Yeah, plenty of times. One I remember the most
(Mind you I'm 20 and 6'5 at the time of this story)
>vacation in Florida last year during summer break
>vacation at Panama City beach
>get the top floor hotel due to some complications with my reservation
>awesome view of everything
>down at the beach swimming and making sand castles
>they say a storm is brewing and is heading our way
>sirens going off
>everyone is heading inside to get to their hotels and the like
>heading down the hallway along with fifty other people
>at the end of the hallway is two elevators
>each elevator can take 6-8 people and are really slow
>just standing in my swimming trunks with my arms crossed
>looking around and letting other go ahead of me(kids and other)
>keep getting a feeling someone is watching
>I look to my left and some twink looking boy is staring at me and is talking to his mom
>he's also in his swimming trunks
>keeps looking me up and down
>keeps giggling and smiling
>look at him and ask how he is
>he smiles and says he's fine and was hoping I was fine too
>notice he's flirting
>asks "how's the weather up there?"
>I say just fine up here
>I see what he's doing
>I face my body toward him and pump out my chest a little
>try to show off my abs a bit more
>he's biting his lip
Can't remember what I said but he laughed and touched my abs and he said sorry with a grin
After that, it was his families turn to get into the elevator. I said goodbye and nice meeting you as the doors closed.
>his smile was from ear to ear
Fucking hell. I was a big tease huh? Wew lad

>gay guy thinks I'm a drag queen and says I'm sexy
>tell him I'm trans
>calls me gross

im pretty sure a gay dude pinched my ass in a bar once.

>>37224927
>black dude comes up to me and informs me he needs to "pee like a racehorse"
ahahaha how can people be this brazen holy shit

>Waiting for a friend at a train station in Belgium
>Buy a coffee and a sandwich, look for a place to sit down, very few places
>Very obviously gay guy in a blonde wig says I can sit beside him
>Don't want to be rude, sit down there
>Dude just starts hitting on me ruthlessly
>Tell him I had a date the other night, asks the gender, tell him it was a girl because I'm straight (not lying)
>He's annoyed that I'm into women but doesn't stop trying
>Also critiques my fashion sense
>After 30 minutes of this I made an excuse and left
It was honestly just kinda funny, only mildly irritating but whatever.

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>>37222000
>Bi ugly aids ridden faggot hits on best friend
>Best friends hugs me and tells him he belongs to me
>Friends kisses me on the cheek
>Pic related
>Bi stops annoying friend
>It was ironic because i use to fuck that friend

>>37224990
Aw man that was really cute to read anon

>>37222333
> checks double trips
> Gets double trips
Beautiful...

>>37222707
lmao why didnt you just take your dick out of the gloryhole

>>37222478
Gay bars are places for hook ups. If you're not interested in hooking up, don't go to one.

Despite what everyone in the world thinks, being gay doesn't automatically make you more promiscuous or make you want sex more than the average person.

If the average guy could go to a bar and hook up with girls easily straight guys would be seen as sex fiends just like gay guys.

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>>37222747
He looked like this.

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>>37225092
Welcome! The most recent though
>get hungry
>craving some Pizza Hut
>gotta get that large pepperoni
>order online and go pick up my pizza
>go in and wait at the cash register
>feel like a mess
>fix myself up a bit
I got shaggy hair btw
>have my hair over my eyes and fix my jacket
>there's three people working in the back
>a plump looking 18-20 year old comes up to the cash register
>has that surfer necklace and also that feminine voice
>asks for my name and for the money I owe
>as I'm reaching into my pocket, I notice he's eyeing me up and down
>he's got a smirk on his face
>give him the change
>asks me if I'm new around here (small town)
>tell him no and I've been here for a few years
>he giggles and gives me back my change
>he hands me my pizza
>I forgot my marinara
>tell him I forgot it
You usually pay like 50 cents to a dollar for extra marinaraor whatever
>he gets it and put its in the box
>while doing so he winks at me
>I wink back and he smiles
>says have a good day
>"you too" as I go out the door
>as I'm going around the bukidibg to my car, I see him eyeing me still
>wave bye and well, you know, leave
That was a week ago. I never get hit on by girls but by plenty of dudes. Makes me happy knowing someone out there finds me attractive.

>on the train with friend
>we're the only ones left for the last stop
>he starts talking about how I should socialize and attend parties and shit because I'm the goofy dude of the group
>starts talking about how I could pull in bitches if I went
>he knows I get no female attention whatsoever so he asks if I ever even kissed a girl
>tell him no laughing
>he then asks if I ever kissed a guy while leaning in
>tell him no with a little less laughter as he continues to lean in
>he asks if I want to try, I tell him no and that he's taking the joke too far
>he says that he's bi and just wanted to try kissing me and shit
>I say no but respectfully since he's still cool bro

we haven't spoken since and I haven't seen him since

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>>37222000

I downloaded grindr. Just to see if the stories were true. I got five messages in under fifteen minutes. One of them was from an asian cute submissive boy with trap potential.

We talked for a bit about Rick and Morty. We joked with stuff like "I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT". He offered to take the bus to were I lived, so we could have sex all night. I deleted grindr and pretended it never happened.

I didn't regret it at first. But I kinda do now.

>>37222000
>getting drunk at a bar cause its my birthday so i might as well treat myself
>use the excuse its also st.patties to drink more than usual
>about midnight go to take a piss
>its one of those floor urinals where its just a divet in the floor with a grate
>maybe 30 seconds in some twink in rich chad yachting getup scoots up to my right
>leans over
>takes a look at my junk
>whistles
>starts chatting me up
>your cute, how are you, what're you doing in a place like this, ooh you're arms are so big, got a girlfriend, etc
>know 90% of it is lies
>also 90% certain he's a prostitute
>after the longest most uncomfortable piss of my life i get back to my stool
>twink takes the now empty seat nearby
>buy a girl a drink?, your arm looks lonely, you look cute when you're angry, etc.
>orders 2 electric lemonades and tried to get me to drink it
>noticed the second he got then he dipped a finger in the right one before trying to hand it to me
>manage to fend off increasing intensity advanced till uber comes to pick my ass up

>>37222000
>Ever been hit on a by a gay dude?
no, because i'm a dopey dumbo :(

>>37224756
I want to join the navy anon. I'm scared I won't be able to get through boot camp. and I don't want to work as a grunt. I go to the gym everyday with Sunday off for church (mostly to relax). I also have no family or friends around so it'd be nice to make some. I took the ASVAB without studying and I got a 59. I'm considering taking another during summer and studying so I can get a better score. ahhhhh pls respond

I'm a /fit/fag so I get hit on by gay dudes all the time but I never know how to respond. The only physical contact I've ever had was a hug from a girl's twinky gay brother after I fixed his car.

>>37226258
Do not sign the contract at MEPS until you are completely satisfied. Study for the asvab as much as you can and retake it a couple times if you have to, just make sure you get a good score on it. If you just want to make friends go infantry because you're forced to talk to people, pog jobs are full of normies and you need to take initiative if you want to meet anyone.

>>37226258
Navy boot is literally the easiest fucking thing in existence, there's no way you could possibly fail it.

First off, nice digits

I was in San Francisco for a conference. A few of my coworkers (mostly female) there wanted to go to that gay district they had there so I went with the group. I just needed friends at work.

I had about 4-5 guys came up to me and asked if I wanted a drink or dance. I said no, and they got aggitated. I know I was a straight guy going to where they hangout, so I don't blame them. At least they had some female dancers. The whole place smelled like sweat and ass.

Finally me and a group of coworkers left because of the unbearable smell. This was supposedly one of the high end venues too.

To be honest, this was right after Pulse, so I was just imagining how awful it would be if I got shot there and everyone found out.

>be me playing on company softball team
>dike on team is insisting we go to disco night at gay bar, everyone is down
>get there, drinks are cheap and darts/pool is free
>not too shabby
>go to bar to get another beer
>gay fag asks me if he can buy me a shot
>sure, I love shots
>he asks me who I am, what I've been up to
>answer him
>he immediately realizes I'm straight and points it out.
>I thank him for the shot, and wish him luck on his search for a blowjob
>go back to play darts/pool with coworkers

Everything went fine and I got a free drink. Now I know how sluts feel

>>37222333
Can I have double trips?

>>37226436
>>37226464
thanks guys. I can't wait to join. I don't really have much except my car and this shit apartment. I'm going to make sure I get some studying done so I can get my best possible score. I don't think I'm good enough for infantry so I'll just go with navy.

>>37222333
Pretty sure this means you and original double trips are meant to be gay together

>>37226550
What makes you say you're not good enough for it?

Yeah once

>Peeing in a night club toilet
>Guys goes to the urinal next to me
>Notice him checking out my dick from the corner of my eye
>I'm too drunk to care
>Finish and walk away to wash my hands
>As I'm washing he asks me if I want to go into a cubicle to give me a blowjob
>Straight, so I politely decline
>Feel complimented in a weird way he was impressed enough with my junk to offer me a blowjob though

>>37222000
it was gross and awkward

>>37222333
Horey sheet

I ignore their moves because I don't know how to turn a guy down and I don't want to offend someone if they're actually straight.

>>37227492
this, I think I have been hit on before by a guy, but I wasn't sure

>be me 19
>gf is 18 @ an after prom house party with our small prom group.
>gf of 2 years is there and her friends and some others who we dont know in our group
>gay guy and others are funny tho
>every 1 starts drinking and playing beer pong
>1st signs of him flirting were of him complimenting my hair
>every one notices but me
>start to notice something is up when he decided to sit on my couch's armrest beside me
>he is visibly drunk
>my gf and her friends pull me away to talk about some lovey dovey shit.
>i have to go to the restroom right infront of where we just were in clear view.
>i walk in and 10 seconds later the gay guy attempts to open the door
>insists on letting me pee infront of him but i decline and tell him to gtfo
>eventually get fed up with this fag and leve with my gf upstairs
>he follows us 20-30 mins later trying to sleep in the same room as us
>swear he would have tried to suck my dick as my gf is sleeping but im not gay.
>throughout the day my gf's friends were also flirting with me and giving me the eye but overall ended the day by sleeping with my gf and groping her friends ass that night lol

>>37227599
>gf's friends were flirting with you
Why do women do this, it happened to me too.

>>37227641
idk they got drunk and started getting away from the view of my gf that was sitting beside me and started twerking while eye fucking me. i ended up in the bed with my gf and her friend because she insisted on that so that me and my gf wouldnt fuck. so i groped both their asses as i fell asleep it was kinda hot.

as a gay i often pick up an unspoken sexual curiosity energy from certain straight guys but i feel confused and never act on it.

>>37226593
I don't think I'll make it out of boot camp. I'll probably end up being clumsy and ridiculous. I'm on r9k after all.

5'8" 148 pounds, although I've been this way even before I worked out and I'm making gains

>>37222000

>late night
>walking on alley with no people.
>huge dude grabs my wrist.
>"Hey whats your name" with gay voice.

Pulled my arm free and ran for my life. Im not sure if I was going to be raped or mugged.

>>37225004
lmao you actually think your a woman?

>>37222791
Thats a really story guy. Good on you.

>>37222000
>Be Me
>Really into sissy porn
>Ended up crossdressing and posting ads on CL just for to see who would be interested.
>I'm 6 foot tall and 300, so I didn't think I would get much attention.
>A few days pass and I get 200 messages from different people.
>Would often feel shamed by this and chicken out just to post another ad a month later.
>One guy alway post his dick and tell me his name was Tito.
>I always ignored him thinking nothing of it.
>After awhile I stopped CL ads and try to purge my sissy thoughts.
>One year passed and I get promoted to the pharmacy at my local store.
>Random Spanish guy pulls up in the drive through to pick up an over the counter product.
>After I sell it, i leave the drive through and go do something else.
>He knocks on the windows so I ask him what's wrong.
>He gives me the receipt back with a message that read "Call me for a good time, Tito ;)"
>He drives off before I had a chance to read it.
>I shred the receipt and never look back

>>37224927
I'm a racist, homophobe. All of you fuck off.
Dubs please.

>Be 17
>Work on a factory
>be Manager`s son
>don`t really need to work but I like to get money for myself
>be 7/10 guy, lil buffed because used to work as a heavy duty machinery workshop
>Be jokingly get hit by female coworkers to date them/ their daughters
>have a small group Gay people working
>working at the conveyor belt, him working beside me
>intrested in me, has slim body, curly and thined hair always nice to me
>asks if im single
>"yes I`m single"
>"had GF before?"
>"used to"
>"wanna try men? We can go together to some nice place"
>reply with "sorry not my thing"
>he replies back with "oh ok"

I could see how I destroyed his dream of dating a non slim gay dude and his heart at the same time

>>37222000
Yes he started rubbing my back and whispering in my air.

Best ASMR I've ever had, too bad I freaked out and ran away laughing awkwardly since I'm a KHV

>>37227719
We're all a little gay it's just that some of us aren't that gay enough to wanna be filled by some dude's cock and vice versa

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>>37222000
>TFW the only person who ever wanted to sex you was some fag
>even gave me his room number in the hotel he stayed in
Will this nightmare of a life ever end?

The only time I go out is to buy Starbuck and every single gay barista gives me the "fuck me" eyes. I've even had ones find me on Facebook with zero mutual friends and only my first name.

It's the skelly body with a good face life

>>37226517
You have a really eloquent way of wording and describing things. What do you do?

>>37228086
You gain a ton of coordination as time goes on and you get more and more active. I used to be a clumsy retard that tripped over his own feet but I've gotten a lot better over the years. Plus you're going naturally going to be uncoordinated in boot because you've never done anything like it before, AIT is there for a reason. Boot is really just meant to weed out the quitters and people with hidden psychological issues that could pose a very serious risk on the field.

Coworker fell for me and blames me for everything wrong in his life because I didn't want to fuck him three years ago. He absolutely hates me for even more than before because I took his sister out for Valentines Day this year.

>>37222000
I have never had anyone hit on me.

>>37229268
You know I just realized that Starbucks is called Starbucks but they don't actually offer celestial currency, what's up with that?

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Happened a couple times

>about seven years ago, start working at a drug store
>start talking to cashier when we're onbreaks
>one time, she says a friend finds me cute and can they add me to Facebook
>thinking its her being cheeky, agree
>within a day, a random guy adds me
>it's a cleaner from work
>we chat for a bit, and he asks if he could suck my dick
>no one will know ;D
>nope out of it
>the dude eventually deletes me

A couple years before that (2005 or 06 or so), two skeevy old guys asked me the same question along a trail. It was on two separate occasions. I saw the first guy in a cop car a couple days later. The other guy chatted me up, then asked if i smoked weed and if i were curious in a homosexual relationship. Noped out of it, too. Saw the second guy around town a few times, but he never brought it up

all the fucking time, women don't give the time of goddamn day but i could be the most slutty twink in my city if I wanted to

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I always just act aloof and clueless, treat him like litterally any body else and 360 asap.
Lotta folks think Im a fag or a """she""", got misgendered today at work actually - whatever I just laugh it off.

I haven't really been openly hit on by gay dudes, but I live in a somewhat small town and even though you're not chastised or hated for being gay it's not very common to be gay openly. I've had 4 different guys at work and in friend circles pull me aside and confess that they're gay, like it's some huge thing. I always answer with "Cool, I'm straight" and then I leave.
Maybe I just look the confiding type.

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>actually gay
>literally nobody ever uncomfortably hits on you

I don't know if I've ever been hit on by anybody.
I'm shit at picking up social cues

>>37229534
I'm the same way, except the fenders are switched around. I have trouble just "laughing it off" though.

>>37222000
It happened while I was cross dressing as a girl at a convention. He went a bit too far than just hitting on me so I dipped real quick

>>37229992
I'd openly touch your arm or put my arm around you and say something mildly suggestive, anon, and then feel warm inside over your shy reaction.

>>37230053
I basically said the same thing ITT.

I seriously don't know if I'm ugly or not. Some days I force myself to look in the mirror and laugh because I think I look ridiculously handsome, most days I think I look really odd and hideous, like a monster. It can switch to either in just a day and it fucks with my brain hardcore.

>>37230157
The only way to know for sure is to post a pic of yourself.

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>don't get any attention from girls
>don't get any attention from guys

I'm fucking lonely damn it

>>37230195
dumb frogposter
maybe if you weren't a disgusting frogposter

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A couple of guys catcalled me while I was on my way to buy something from the convenience store. There was also that gay guy (the flamboyant kind with unnaturally colored hair) who stared at me in the elevator and kept whispering to his female friend the whole way up.

Compliments are nice, I guess. Makes me all the more motivated to improve myself.

I'm a straight Asian boy, btw. Not a Chad.

>>37230169
I guess it wouldn't hurt, I need to charge my phone however.

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>>37230154
I would gladly stutter a half-hearted nervous response in an attempt to act cool and then think about it for the rest of the month as I shitpost in /r9k/, thank you.

>>37230296
Do it brah if nothing else it'll give you closure.

>>37230157
Exactly the same here too with the mirrors

A guy I made friends with while I was at a mental hospital asked me.

>so hypothetically... If I offered to blow you, what would you say?
>uhh.. No.
>okay then, forget I ever said that


My boss is gay and I'm getting serious vibes that he is into me. He laughs at every joke I make and gives me preferential treatment.

>>37222000
First black cheerleader at my high school: "hey robot do you have any black in you?"

Socially retarded white robot walking into a trap: "no"

First black cheerleader at my high school: "do you want some?"

>>37230296
It absolutely could hurt. If you are actually ugly you are going to get fucking memed on.

>tfw fags are more picky than girls

>>37230540
Only twinks are from what I've seen. You can literally get laid without even having a profile pic on grindr.

>>37230335
I would think about it for the rest of the month too, anon, but if this situation were to really occur I would never give you an inkling of that feeling because I would want you to think I'm more stoic and lighthearted than I actually am

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A male roomate and I were in Greenwich Village NYC years ago. We wandered into a magazine shop to buy snacks,and my eyes wandered across the racks of porn,including the gay section. As I contemplated that there are few things more unsettling that sperm on a moustache, my friend tapped me on the shoulder in some degree of panic,urging us to leave. We left,and I asked him what was wrong.
"Didn't you see? The guy running the counter was blowing kisses and making grab-ass motions!" And I agreed it was a good thing to go. But after a block of silent walking,the Question arose. I asked it.
"At who?"
Who's ass was this Overly Happy Merchant lusting over? Thus began the debate. It lasted all the way home,and the female roommate refused to comment on the subject,even though she had the hots for the male roommate. Oh well.
Not gay myself,nor against them either. But I believe my ass won the contest.

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Nope. They can smell my burning hatred for faggots.

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I was hit on by an Arab guy while on vacation in Canada with parents. This was at like 2 am outside of a casino.

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>>37230574
>grindr

There's the problem, I don't want to meet up with some stranger cuz I'm afraid I'll get kidnapped or mugged. Not to mention even if they were legit it would just be casual sex with no attachment and STD paranoia. Not awkwardly getting involved, discovering, and eventually accepting our feelings like in my chinese cartoons.

>>37230826

>Gays
>Feelings

Kek, to be young and gay.

>>37230826
The last chance you had for that pure, innocent love to happen was in high school, and you and everyone else here missed out on it. As you get older you only become more cynical and give up on trying to find love. Unless you manage to stumble upon a 17-18 year old kid with daddy issues I guess. I'm 43 years old and a retired milfag so they practically flock to me, but I always end up as a mentor to them and nothing more than that.

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>>37230525
>>37230369
I took pictures and,looking on them, I'm ugly..I recently got a haircut and it made me look even worse than I thought I looked but the reason for that is because it doesn't hide my natural ugliness.

One photo legit made me look like a scrawny AIDS patient/heroin addict, I guess all I have is my brain if it doesn't go insane from a life of loneliness.

>>37230974
Try taking a pic with the rear camera. Unless you put filters on it the front usually makes you look like a retarded goldfish.

I got told I had a nice ass by a guy in middle school, if that counts. Also in middle school this bi guy intentionally fell forward onto me and basically felt my crotch. Had a lot of admirers. Puberty and the stress of bad life took its toll somewhere and that was the end of my feminine and attractive days. I look more like my wrinkled, ghoulish father now. This probably sounds pretty dumb or underage.

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>>37231014
Hm, used the rear camera to take this mirror shot and I am still skinnier than I thought but when I zoom in on my face I don't think I look as bad as I did in the other pictures.

Is this a more accurate depiction of my face?

>>37228944
Wow actually worked

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I'm super hairy and a little chubby.

I'm a 4/10 for women
5/10 for average gay men
10/10 for bears.

So at least someone thinks I'm attractive.

>>37231310
Your face looks completely normal to me. Look up some popular normie hairstyles if it's bothering you but you really aren't ugly.

>>37230918
>TFW no gay mister miyagi bf

>>37222000

Awkward af he was fat and not attractive at all

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>>37230833
>>37230918
Well, shit. 23 and my boyish good looks are fading away a little more every day. Might as well kill myself then.

>>37231310
Oh fuck off you look absolutely fine, easy 7 get some skin and hair care products and you'll be fucking set.
Smh this is what people think is ugly.

>>37231310
Also
>Is this a more accurate depiction of my face?
It is, front cameras not only flip your image but the closer you are the more rounded everything becomes. People need to go through an extraordinary amount of effort to look good in selfies (good lighting, holding far away, trying to cover face with sunglasses, filters etc) and unless you're already a Chad/Stacy you probably aren't going to look very good in them regardless.

>>37231576
Better luck next time brah. I was a full on fucking neanderthal by the time I hit 15 so I never even had a chance to begin with.

>>37231576
i missed out on prime trap years and now im a fucking twunk-ass motherfucker

>>37231576
You don't really have to kys you can accept the caveman life and imagine a cute high school relationship in a perfect world in your head. That's my only means of coping anyway, it's worked for me.

>>37231505
>>37231598
I guess I have problems, thanks for giving an outside perspective.

>>37231634
and thanks for the info, pretty interesting.

>>37223170
Holy shit haha. My respects souless golden shower head

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>>37231720
I had to google what a twunk is and it seems that is the case for me as well. Better start starving myself.

>>37231775
I already do that and it only makes it worse.

>>37224756
You went to hillcrest huh you faggot.

>>37222000
the only people who ever hit on me now are gay dudes

it goes whatever, i'm really awkward when people compliment me regardless of gender, but with day dudes i try to brush it off more just because i'm not into it

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I used to look like a 6'5 pretty twink so I got hit on monthly

the worst was at a bar. A really old bar with a trough-style urinal like pic related

> be alcohol problem
> go into the bathroom to puke, there's no toilet
> just this trough thing
> standing around trying not to puke, worried I have to do it in the sink
> black guy comes in. looks straight
> what's wrong dude?
> "trying not to puke"
> ah dude that sucks. Yo, want me to stick a finger down your throat? you know, to help you out
> u-uh... n-no thanks
> RUN OUT

only once,
>at mcdonalds, someguy was there
>small town so friends prob know him or vice versa
>start talking with him being friendly
>seems like a pretty chill dude nall
>then asks me if I'm gay
>kindof surprised I ,but I played it cool, said no
>and just talked out of it. I was chill he was prob a bit nervous ,but I had no idea I was being hit on.

b-bump?
its fun to read

>>37222000
it was a lot like being tinychat/robot9001