Is it true that fembots don't shave?

they dont shave and they have big ole roasties
big fat ole roasties

Nonsense question since fembots don't exist

I wish because hairy pussy is hot

>>37220829
>Is it true that robots don't scrape off their dickcheese?

>>37220829
Fembots don't shave. They also don't do anything because they don't exist.

>>37220921
Funny how some people are stupid and think they do exist.

It's not even because fembots don't exist, it's not possible that they ever did or ever will.
It's literally impossible.

PS: Trimmed > Hairy >>>>>> Bald

>>37220829
my gf doesn't shave. every time she gets naked to change clothes, i get hard just by seeing her little strip and we either end up fucking or going down on each other

>leaving work yesterday
>girl needs a ride home so I agree
>it's hot as balls in the store and especially in my car after being parked all day
>we aren't allowed to wear sleeveless tops so she has a shawl on over a tanktop
>takes off shawl as soon as we get off the clock
>realize she has beautiful blonde tufts of armpit hair
>sweating_man.jpg
>get to her house, she reaches into the backseat to get her bag
>armpits raised and on full display
>can't help but stare
>"Are you staring at my armpits?"
>"N-no...."
>talks about how she doesn't shave anymore as of 2 years ago and shit
>still staring
>get asked to stop because she thinks I'm judging her
>tell her that I'm actually just appreciating it and I'm into it
>she gets creeped out and quickly leaves the car
>hasn't asked for a ride since
Did I fuck up

Laser

origh

>>37221790
why would you say that you appreciate armpit hair you fucking retard

times, they are a-changing (and becoming hairier)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/rise-young-women-going-au-naturel-nearly-quarter-now-dont-shave/

>>37221790

Well.

It was an awkward situation. Don't beat yourself up too much over it.

Yes. Shaving is a horrible idea. The stubble is ugly and painful and the ingrown hairs are a nightmare.

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Well trimmed pussy hair is the best

>>37221866
That's not trimmed, a lot of women's bushes are all fucked up like that due to years of shaving

>>37220880
>comparing body hair to dick cheese

>>37221826
Oh hell yes. I can't wait until lovely lady fuzz becomes the norm once more.

I don't have a crotch beard
because it's nasty

>>37221962
>youngdoggofuckerchan
what is the story behind this name

>>37220829
No, shits annoying though i'm lucky in that its fairly light and I don't get that blacksmith apron or armpit beards.

>>37221826
One can hope. Most of the girls I've fucked are shaved, and I like them hairy.

>>37221996
She posted her pancake tits in an earlier thread, as well as a blurry shot of her pink piggu that was shaven. But it was a thread about dog fucking, and she was telling how she had her doggo suck her tits.

>>37222105
correction:
I was not OP, my doggo did not suck the tits
OP's doggo did that
I was simply an piggu anon

Why the FUCK do I never see blonde bush? It's always dark hair bush and I hate it.

>>37222140
Oh whoops, sorry, I got you two confused indeed. I know you're not OP. Just forgot that it wasn't you who posted about the tit sucking.

What did you do with your doggo instead?

I just trim because I don't really like the work of full shave.

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>>37222218
fuCK
I can't do this to another board lolz
I think that other thread is archived so what I did is on there
>>37213475

I mostly trim because my skin massively overreacts to everything. But just sometimes I'll get a perfect shave and enjoy it until stubble comes in. Mostly a waste of time.
Dont bother with legs because its blonde

i shave pits and leggos so it feels nice when i rub them against my sheets, i don't do lady parts though since no one will ever see that

>>37222346
>i don't do lady parts though since no one will ever see that
How can you be so sure?

>>37222346
tfw no smooth legs gf to feel up

>>37222335
Peanut butter is it? Did you enjoy it? Do you still do? And your doggo?

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>>37222165
Natural blondes are rarer, and blondes tend to have darker body hair than head hair.

It does exist, though.

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>>37222403
snRK
I was too young to realize why it felt good
i stopped when I was like just turning 10
my doggo was doggo about it
didn't know what was going on
no moar, back to crotch monsters

>>37222346
Pretty much this.
Although I trim my lady parts just because I think it feels nicer.

>>37220852
you're talking about my ideal woman.... if she's not a fatty herself

>>37221790
>Did I fuck up
Not really, it sounds like a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

>I like your armpit hair
you creep
>I don't like your armpit hair
you sexist

>>37223809
No, it's 100% robot fuckup. He could have admitted he was staring, apologized if he made her uncomfortable, and complimented her in a non-fetishy way. Or after her story finished he could have complimented her in a non-fetishy way. Or even just stopped leering at some point.

>fembots
>existing
I want this meme to die.

>>37224746
>reeeeeee wimminz reeeeeee
I want this meme to die.

>>37221790
>appreciating it
That was probably one of the worst things you could have said desu

>>37224869
>>reeeeeee wimminz reeeeeee
>I want this meme to die.
t. dumb roastie

>>37224869
go to lolcow roastie cooties bitch

>>37220829
i wouldn't care i'd close my eyes and dive my penis into her vagina, hairs are no concern

>>37224962
>>37224984
t. smileless virgins

Yes.

Armpits and legs are the only parts that matter.

Because those are the only parts anyone will see, anyway.

I'm a slob.

>>37225630
Oh really :3
What about your privates lol

>>37225630
I too am interested in hearing about your genitals.

>>37222250
D-do you enjoy guys going full face in your awesome pussy?

>>37226455
Like I'd know
But I definitely think about it

>>37226476
m-me too anon, me too.

>>37226476
Most decent men love pubic hair on women. It gives off a scent that triggers our hormones in a crazy way.

Your bf is a lucky guy.

>>37222346
You definitely should know that hairy pussy is God tier.

Men would line up for miles just to give you oral.

>>37226551
Maybe one day.

>>37226558
I honestly like it too, not full jungle but some hair. Feels more womanly/mature to me and I love going through it with my fingers after the shower.

>>37226604
I'm not gonna lie you sound incredibly grounded about the whole issue and that's very attractive, could we exchange contact info?

>>37224931
Yeah it sounds like something someone would say while stroking their dick. You should have something along the lines of, "I don't think there's anything wrong with it." Then fugged.

>>37226641
I never really understood why anyone made such a huge fuss about it, it's just hair. Some like it, some don't. Big whoop.
Post kik or discord

>>37226641
no

origibal pastadfhjlkjh

i went out with a girl from here. she had a full bush going on and even her nipples were hairy. she was embarrassed but i didn't mind at the time

>>37226731
Where did ya meet her, anon?

>>37226693
kik is casualatl discord is Salaryman#0032

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>>37220829
I havnt shaved in a month or so. Keep it trimmed mostly, then when summer comes I shave for wearing bikinis. Ah the stacy loife is gud

Can't speak for others but I don't.

>>37226802
depressing. depressing that attractive people exist.

>>37221790
Complete and utterly unfettered autism

>>37225671
>>37226014
What's there to know? It's unshaven. Tangled and unkempt patch of short hair around the crotch. It's clean, if that's what you're concerned about.

>>37226957
Not so much concerned about it, I suppose. Just a bit thirsty. Sorry, anon.

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>>37226843
Depresses me to see hotter stacies desu, but at least I know I'm more intelligent and better at vidya games

>>37226957
Color, length, density, coverage, whether you've also got a fuzzy asshole. I dunno, basically I'm same as >>37226984 but with less shame.

>>37227112
do you have someone to be depressed with, anon?

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>tfw male
>tfw have the same body shape as the girl in the OP
>tfw will never be a 6'3 musclechad

>>37227124
did you just use me as a stepping stone? That's awfully rude.

>>37227334
I di. You ought to be used to it by now.

>>37227393
I don't enjoy eating crabs in a bucket and nor should you.

>>37220862
all non-existent things don't shave, though
think about it

Why would a fembot shave?

Who would they be shaving for?

I keep it trimmed....

>>37227509
The way it should be desu

>>37227124
>Color
Black. But my head hair is brown. I don't understand the difference.
>Length
I'm not gonna bust out a ruler for my pubes. At max I'd say the width of a fingernail, if that.
>Coverage
The crotch. At its widest it's probably the length of my index finger, give or take. It ends at the same place the hip bone ends, I think. I don't have a happy trail.
>Fuzzy asshole.
Not to my knowledge, no. My ass is smooth, so I have no reason to believe it'd still grow there.

I understand thirst but I don't understand how knowing the minutia of someone's pubic hair aids in that.

These captchas suck.

>>37227690
The guy was just trying to make himself appear better than me by saying that, anon.

>>37227447
You could have pressed instead of getting ashamed of your perversions.

>>37227690
I have a fetish for women with hairy bushes, and your descriptions help me visualize yours. It's not quite as good as seeing it, but it still gives me enough of a mental image that I can get off. Thanks, femanon.

>>37223809
The correct answer is the sneaky compliment. This means he doesn't compliment the actual aberration (armpit hair in this case), and instead finds a roundabout way to compliment her personality and her selected interests.

>I really admire your courage to take a stand against something so right.
You're complimenting her personality (courage).
You're complimenting her desires in armpit hair (something so right).

>>37228220
>against something so right
Back to the drawing board?

>>37221052
Trimmed is scratchy and uncomfortable. Full bush is best.

>>37220880
If coarse they don't you retard, what sort of retard scrapes off dick cheese? We wash it with soap. IF only you legbeards realized you need to wash your vulvas with soap too the world would be a better place.
>INB4 soap is bad for the vagina.
I said Vulva cunt.

>>37228450
Bitch, I shampoo my bush.

>>37228482
>>37228482
https://m.popkey.co/e0bedd/AV8Zm.gif

>>37227690
>Not to my knowledge, no. My ass is smooth, so I have no reason to believe it'd still grow there
All women have hairy assholes unless they have a medical condition, it amazes me they refuse to acknowledge it.

>>37221891
>that's not trimmed

you can clearly see it's a landing strip with hair growing around it.

>>37228617
Well it's not like I'd be able to tell, I'm not agile enough to bend back and take a look myself, and I don't make it a habit of checking out my anus in a mirror.

>>37229441
*obligatory i'd like to check it for you post here*