What do girls that browse 4chan do for a living?

>>37219409
camwhore jlnkl,

>>37219409
What is that animation style called? It looks similar to Digimon Our War Game.

>>37219409
currently studying

I work on video games

>>37219506
idk but the anime is medabots i think

>>37219507
what if I may ask?

>>37219574
gender studies, you probably wouldn't be interested

>>37219409
I teach after school art classes for rich pre-teens

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eat shit all day, and live in despair
also uni student

>>37219605
Do you enjoy teaching? How are your performance evaluations?

How did you get into it?

>>37219598
how many genders are there. and what good is gendet studies going to do in your life lol

>>37219574
sure you may, it's visual arts

>>37219598
is there anything else that interests you?

>>37219574
stem

but i secretly want to drop out to be a stripper without disappointing my conservative parents.

>>37219625
I like it enough, but I'd prefer to teach adults. Only got into it as a means to pay my rent really..

I'm thinking of going back to school.

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i do isolation and escapism

>>37219409
prostitution, of course

>>37219730
What's the highest level of education you achieved?

I'm a vet
I came here for /an/
stayed for everything else

>>37219409
i'm a nurse

apparently i'm not original however

I'm a hikki NEET living off savings and my parents.

I want friends so sometimes I lie about actually doing something like uni but it all falls to pieces eventually. I hate everything.

fuck desperate robots for money.

I help out at a program for young adults with aspergers

This is kind of like research

>>37219857
whats your end game anon?
organ78

autistic neet shutin
now government funded

>>37219857
this but next month I am going to quit drinking and start a 70% vegetarian diet, to save money and because meat is legit overrated and expensive. I do have things to live for, I've just been a depressed piece of shit NEET and am sick of it.

>>37219615
Are you as cute as that neet?

>>37219409
Critical Care (ICU) nurse. I've been here for as long as I can remember and have intention of leaving.

>>37219712
Cute but hella degenerate as fuck

No one here is fem fuck off and die :)

>>37219516
What kind of video games do you work on, Anon? Is it fun?

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>>37220052
some are, they just have penises

>>37220048
What job do you want instead of being a nurse?

>>37219409
Work for a large corp that grandpappy runs and daddy helps manage.
Its pretty depressing.

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>>37219409
I continue to be autistic for a living.

>>37220110
What would make it better? You seem to be in a pretty good position, I'd think so..

>>37219812
Do you enjoy the smell of animals? What's the most frustrating part of your job?

>>37220092
None. I love being a nurse and I love working in the ICU. I'd probably do it for free but I'm lucky enough that the hospital I work at pays me more money than I have use for anyway.

>>37220111
whos that hottie in your pic?

>>37219819
Hows the work? Do you like what you do?

>>37220149
Not them but I'm sure convincing unwitting bad pet owners their animals have to be put down because they ate garbage on a regular basis is hard, especially considering those same people will still complain about just putting out the money needed to euthanize them. That shit would piss me off.

>>37220126
Not being uprooted every so often, not being forced into it, not having had it shape my youth, and not knowing I won't be "free" to actually start my life for another 5-10 years of this.

>>37220153
Oh. I thought you said you had intention of leaving. Guess I read it wrong.

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>>37220175
Noctis Lucis Caelum, 30 year old virgin wizard.

If there is any one of you that isn't a faggot LARPer or a trannie

>>>DATE ME<<<

>>37220197
I'm sorry Anon. At least you get the pick of the choice when it comes to choosing guys?

>>37220207
ah i've never played final fantasy.
the characters are very nice looking.

>>37220231
No. Homeland doesn't like post-25's or non-housewives. When i'm free at 30+ i'll be unwanted.

>>37220207
King Cucktis more like it, Ardyn cucked him good didnt he?

>>37220225
why should i date you?

whoring themselves to thirsty dweebs

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>>37220225
>>>no<<<

we probably wouldn't have any chemistry also no sex allowed

>>37219905
Suicide.

Or I'm waiting to get some incurable disease because I never go to the doctor, even for suspicious things.

History of breast cancer in my family so I'm just waiting for death.

>>37220225
sure, post credit card info?

>>37220253
I'm a charming European male, I like going to the cinema with you, and I think that we can have a great romance.

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>>37220239
They're beautiful.

>>37220251
Unless Ardyn raped Prompto after he fell off the train, there was no cucking of Noctis. We all know who Noct /really/ loved.

>>37220207
how the hell did he go from a japanese boy to a white man

>>37220246
What kind of Homeland is this? I wanna know, I'm curious.

Children's party clown.

>>37220255
Nobody is posting contact info, this is more like feeding fish

>>37220331
Do you find it fun to do, or is it mostly draining?

>>37220310
Don't question it. He was always a hapa, but when he got stuck in the crystal he went full Keanu Reeves. Or got plastic surgery because his nose is entirely different than it was when he was 20.

>>37220385
Still in training, I'm pretty overwhelmingly excited though.
I get to learn how to twist balloons, I always wanted to know that shit.

>>37220414
How do you feel about dressing up as a clown for your significant other in the bedroom?

>>37219598
>gender studies
... Why?

>>37220423
I wouldn't be able to keep myself from laughing, but I guess that'd be appropriate for a clown?

>>37220312
south korea.
Japan has the christmas cake meme they don't really follow anymore but we're pretty unfair when it comes to "older" women and being a non-housewife just makes it worse.

>>37220439
You never know, some guys are into it. I could see the appeal but I'm personally not into it.

>>37219883
I see people such as yourself once a month.

It's very nice, kindest people I've known. I would have killed myself without the help.

>>37220453
>pretty unfair when it comes to "older" women
Sounds fair to me. If you're still alone at 30 there's something wrong with you.

>>37219598
>gender studies
is this a joke?

Are autistic women exempt from the normie label? In my experience they're just as autistic as most robot males, sometimes even worse.

>>37220453
Sorry to hear, Anon. I wouldn't mind it but generally I'm more interested in a traditional wife due to being raised with conservative values.

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>>37220288
Prompto is best boy

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>>37220575
Ardyn agrees.

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>>37220570
Just like everyone else...

100% originally depressed.

>>37220657
You're not missing out on anything anon, who needs some cookie cutter neocon faggot anyway. Why would anyone bother with that shit.

>>37220657
I never said I would hate that kind of lifestyle. I'm open to it

nothing. sometimes long walks. sometimes shitpost. sometimes video games. sometimes i try to talk to people but it always fails.

>>37220698
Because life is shit and stressful and i just want to come home to a smiling face and cuddle just like anyone else.

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>>37219409
Get really good at something and then decide it was all a mistake when I get too much attention? Recently dropped out of university after joining for the first time ever in my life at age 24.
I have tried education like 6 times now ever since I first dropped out high school at age 17.
I can't really provide for myself but I somehow fell in love with someone who loves me too and he provides for us. My parents also help out. So far I've been a great number of things and really good at all of them but I can't stand being in a spotlight so I end up quitting.

At this point in time I'm working on a one-shot comic while perfecting my digital artwork techniques.

>>37220698
Why are you painting me as something I'm not lol

>>37220765
It's not just you, you don't seem to have much conviction regarding this issue, but what you posted is word-for-word parroting of shit that gets posted in /pol/ bait threads regularly.

>>37219598
Can you tell me what you learn there? Not memeing, I've never thought much of it but I wonder what the classes are like.

>>37220788
Oh. Sorry then, thanks for clarifying.

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collect autismbux and taunt wagies all day because I actually belong here unlike these FUCKING STACYS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37220788
You're replying to a different anon baiting you.

Explain though.

>>37220827
R u a grill tho


If you got a bf you'd probably calm down

>>37220827
You can still get a bf though normie

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I'll be a second grade teacher next year.

>>37220867
>If you got a bf you'd probably calm down

>get bf
>bf is /pol/tard
>neither of us calms down
>we just illegibly scream at each other about "fucking NORMIES" and "fucking KIKES"

>>37220918
Do you like children? Do you want children of your own someday?

Currently work at a gas station and am a full time student. Studying marketing and computer science. My life is pretty easy.

>>37220967
I would think so. You got a bright future ahead of you, anon. Hope you find someone you like and make each other happy.

I need a girlfriend.
Any takers? I'm young. Any age is fine.

>>37220986
I think >>>/soc/ would better suit your wants.

>>37220933
What's wrong with a /pol/ bf?

>>37221002
Oh no I've tried there. Nothing but sluts.
Here there are sluts but I may get lucky.

>>37220984
Same to you, anon. I genuinely hope that you're happy.

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>>37219409

I work a shit wagie job.
I often fantasize about putting forth the effort towards a better life but then the crippling depression and social anxiety kicks in and i spend my days off in complete escapism. I need a motivater in my life.

>>37219760
what she said

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>>37220848
If you don't really care about traditional conservative values, and just want to use those words to paint an aestheticized image of what kind of relationship you want, look at your options. You're in a "fembot" thread, it's not like they'll try to slut around behind your back. Don't bring in all those unnecessary, ugly, reactionary connotations into it and exclude the people who would probably be happy to play house with you anyway once they get to know you.

Pic vaguely related.

Nothing at all, I'm basically a NEET and live with my parents.

>>37221005
Nothing, it's just that if you're a spaz a boyfriend won't calm you, spazzes attract, so you'll just sperg out in rage at the same time together.
To a certain point the "I got laid, I'm less angry" stereotype holds true, but usually not when the wellspring of rage is ideological.

>>37221057
Nothing wrong with spazzing out though
do you like /pol/ guys?

>>37221045
whats your age? and location??

origisajghds

>>37220965
>Do you like children?
Yes.

>Do you want children of your own someday?
We're planning on adopting a child in 3 years or so.

why do i have the feeling the majority of these anons claiming their a girl are most likely neckbeards

>>37221026
I'm not happy..
I haven't met the love of my life yet.

>>37220894

no i can't i'm hideous, fat, horrible rosacea and i have actual diagnosed autism and can't make eye contact or conversation with anyone including family

>>37220867

yes i'm a grill and stop taunting me with things that can never happen you stupid fucking norman

>>37221101
Hey, neither have I. That doesn't mean we can't be happy, right?

>>37221035
I think we got lost here.

I'm complaing about men in my country only wanting younger. traditionally oriented housewives and I don't fit that model and won't really have a chance at trying for outliers until i'm also out of the "young" bracket. The 2 times i made a go for it they wanted me to quit my job and i'd basically be disowned for that.

>>37221093
20, Austria.
I just work for my dad like once or twice a week but spend most days at home just reading or on the Internet.

>>37221111
I can wholeheartedly assure you I am not normal or else I would have gotten a gf by now.

>>37221111
>rosacea
I think rosy cheeks and face are qt

>>37219857
Want to be my friend? I don't care if you aren't doing anything with your life.

>>37219857
>I want friends so sometimes I lie about actually doing something like uni but it all falls to pieces eventually. I hate everything.
I want you to lie to me.

>>37221158
go on discord elmo

>>37221148
I guess so.. everyone I've spoken to said that getting a significant other is something you can't actively control. Like, they will appear in your life sometime, is what the people around me say.

>>37221111
>post on /soc/ that I want a bf
>guy messages me
>becomes bf

It's literally that easy. I have no friends and no social skills but even I have a fucking bf

>>37221216
Guys aren't really as picky as anyone thinks in general.

>>37220048
>I've been here for as long as I can remember and have intention of leaving.
lol what?

>>37221158
Tell me about you and what you do and I'll see if we're made for eachother. Also, height? Job?

FUCK YOU OORKOGJIGFLIJ

>>37221230

not the other person but
you can say this, then the next thread over will be a bunch of guys picking apart a girl's pic and calling on every minor flaw. Only *some* guys aren't picky.

>>37221156
I thought I was talking to
>>37220570
And I meant that it's stupid for them to pretend to care about traditionalism despite the fact that it's not an attractive or viable option for some people. Especially here where people get fucked over by it on a daily basis.

>>37221211
I've always been conflicted on whether or not to believe that's true or if we need to go out and make shit happen. I'd like to believe in soul mates or whatever will appear at the right time but realistically, that seems doubtful. You never know though, anon!

>>37220732
you sound incredebly arrogant, i hope it works out well though.

>>37221275
I'm hopeful, I haven't given up on the notion of meeting someone. I'm just really timid irl and somewhat clingy
Girls probably don't like that

>>37221240
I can tell you right now that we're not made for each other, sorry anon. I'm super gay.
I'm 1.65m/about 5'5. Work in finance.

>>37221415
Get out of fucking board you lesbian motherfucker people like you should be fucking beheaded I hope you die soon in your room and keep in mind you're a piece of sht and no one will remember you, not even your family beacuse they probably think you're a failure.

Fuck off.

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>>37221460
Jeez anon. Tell me more.

>>37221460
>never remember you
I can tell from her shit alone even before she mentioned austria that thats Austrianon. She's legitimately one of the better females on this board.

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>>37221179

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what rosacea is, it doesn't go any of the cute places

either that or I was misdiagnosed and this shit is something else, idk

I can't even put makeup over it it just peels off immediately, just end me desu

>>37221216

I wouldn't really want anyone desperate enough to go for me desu, it would just feel like they hated me and were only trying to be nice to me because I'm the only warm hole they could get

but I'm glad you found someone anon, congrats

>>37221584
kek is that you in the pic? you're good looking, retard

>>37221584

oh right i forgot this site flips mobile photos sometimes, rip me to pieces

>>37221584
I know was rosacea is. It looks adorable

>>37220805
All purely academic disciplines are the same. Political Science is similar. You study the history, analyze and debate the present, and talk about possible futures. The trouble with gender studies is that there aren't any traditional career paths like there are for political science. You can get a master's degree in political science from Tufts and go work in intelligence.

>>37221613
Your rosacea just looks like sunburn. Nothing too bad

>>37221584
And you're pretty, everyone's got shit wrong with their face. Unless you've got some kind of birth defect or disfigurement, nobody is objectively ugly. Your negative self talk, on the other hand, makes you completely unattractive. If you were confident in your strengths instead of neurotic about your shortcomings, you'd snag a genuine guy.

>>37221584
What the fuck, you are actually better looking than me. I hope you find some happiness with yourself

>>37221611

fuck you

>>37221766

yeah except it's permanent and i can't ever cover it up

>>37221776

i have actual diagnosed autism, i can't just will myself to be a "#selflove positive vibes xD" normie, jesus christ

>>37221914
>fuck you
what? i'd gf you, you are attractive

>>37219409
The only one I know personally is a lesbian who works in music journalism.

>>37221914
Cognitive behavioral therapy is a thing, though. Not him but it has worked for me, getselfhelp.co.uk is a good resource if you are interested at all

I'm a grocery store clerk. I fucking hate it, I can't deal with people, fucking assholes and creepy old men. I can't do all the physical labor they expect me to, lifting 50lb boxes and shit, my back hurts, my wrists hurt all the time. I'm 5'3" and 115lbs.

I just want to be a housewife. Thanks, fucking feminists.

>>37221914
>yeah except it's permanent and i can't ever cover it up
It's also qt

>>37222001
That's a really cute post. I can give you some money.

>>37222001
>too dumb to pick up a trade or skill she enjoys
>blames others
Housewives have to pick up their children you dumb slut, up until they're around 80 pounds.
Life is about toil, no matter what, don't be retarded.

>>37221914
>i have actual diagnosed autism, i can't just will myself to be a "#selflove positive vibes xD" normie, jesus christ
Way to embrace your diagnosis and use it as an excuse to not improve yourself. You choose how you speak about yourself. You choose what to focus on. Your negativity is not caused by autism, that's fucking bullshit to anyone who knows anything about spectrum disorders. Your negativity is caused by you being a young girl and hating yourself makes failure easy to accept. Autism is not stopping you from being proud of who you are, that's just you trying to avoid putting yourself out there so you don't get hurt.

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I work at an HR government office
it's ok I guess but the pay is low and since I also study I kind of not have time for anything

>>37221914
not with that rude dude attitude

>>37219598
Wouldn't it be better if there were no genders instead a million billion?

>>37219409
DevOps Engineer

>>37222101
>80lbs
>having to manhandling 11 year olds
At that age you smack them and thats only if you were a shit parent and raised a brat.

>>37221999

i've tried it with multiple professionals, it has not helped

>>37222152

there's just no fucking point to do any of that, it's all bullshit, why would i want to "put my self out there" with empty souless fake normies, what is the actual point, i'm dead serious. no one has ever been able to make a logical argument to me as to why i should strive to do anything other than just get by as easy as possible and avoid suffering, i'm not trying to be edgy, i just genuinely do not see the point in any of this bullshit.

>>37219409
Currently studying, finishing up uni and going to med school this august
Part time though I work as an English teacher for Japanese students online

>>37222248
I'm autistic as well and have no interest in most people. I choose shutin life and I kinda enjoy it.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a few friends, but I don't really see myself finding any I'd like having around. The people I'd like are probably shutins themselves.

>>37222231
That's pretty neat. What are the requirements?

>>37222001
B-be my cute housewife

>>37222173
What do you want to be when you grow up, Anon?

>>37222248
>I'm not trying to be edgy
>I've only just finished calling myself a piece of shit, now I'm saying that I don't care that I'm a piece of shit, because the world is a piece of shit, and I refuse to believe that has anything at all to do with my negative fucking outlook and my constant focus on negative shit instead of accepting that the world is a flawed place, but some individuals are worth being around.
That's...that's the definition of edgy, Anon. Unless that's what you unironically believe.

>>37220024
How am I supposed to know?
Originato

>>37222681
I'm not sure Anon.. do you think you're attractive?

>>37219598
>gender studies
HAHAHAH AHAAHHAHAHAHAH *breathes in* HAHAHAHHAHUYAHA_AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>37219409
jenkem dealer

>>37222734
>jenkem dealer
can i buy it straight from the source instead

>>37222706
I guess
I've been told I'm cute

>>37221584
Where do you live? Do you have a boyfriend?

I can cure this btw.

>>37222779
What do you despair over? You're still a student, so..

>>37222673

calling me "edgy" is just an ad hominem, calling it a "negative outlook" also does not make it untrue. Yes, that post is what I "unironically" believe, and you've yet to make any actual arguments to convince me otherwise.

>>37222797

burgerland, no, and if you're talking about the roseaca then I kind of doubt it but sure

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>>37222841
over being useless and a burden to everyone around me

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>>37222926
>useless

Do you want to talk?

>>37219857
Want to NEET it up with me? We can get NEETbux and shitpost forever.

>>37222922
Damn.

And I can cure it. Your body is trying to tell you something by acting in a way which is detrimental to its own desire to attract a mate and reproduce. Why is it doing that? Because it is reacting to something in your environment is judges as a threat? Like what? Diet, heat, light, and so on. So what should I do? Stop eating meat (at least try doing so). Make sure 90% of liquid consumed is water. Avoid the sunshine. When sleeping, remove a pillow and make sure back of scalp is against the mattress. Place a cold wet flannel on your face while sleeping, preferably with some ice on top. While waking, in your spare time apply ice to the reddened areas (I do it using one of those small sacks used by boxers). Massage your entire face for 30 minutes before bed in small circular motions, applying reasonable pressure, with your eyes closed while also (important) imagining the sensation of blood flowing properly, in a reasonably distributed way, around your face and scalp and neck, paying special attention to regions of your face which aren't effected by the condition. Go jogging and make sure your face is beetroot red by the end and don't shower immediately, allow the blood to drain from your face naturally (i.e without heated water interrupting things).

Believe me, I suffered this for a long time and at times when stressed, very overheated etc it gets real bad to the point where people ask if I've been punched in the face. But realize that your body wants you to be healthy and attractive, but you need to prove that it can trust that you will look after it.

>>37222922
So everything smells like shit and you don't check your shoe. Way to go. When you grow up, you'll look back at this time in your life and wonder who the fuck you were.

>>37222964
>this desperate to get pussy
LMAO

>>37223130
Fuck haha you really want that pussy anon!

>>37223160
At least I try, cuck.

>>37223179
I'm in Europe so not really possible either way. I just wanted to help since I hate it when my face goes red like that.

I've tried a bunch of different stuff. Right now I fix/build computers and masturbate on camera for cash. Used to do Twitch streaming but it wasn't paying out enough for how much time you usually end up spending at it. It was fun I guess but it meant my income was basically zero. Had real jobs in the past but they either closed down or downsized or moved.

>>37223247
Ah, a fellow Euro bro. Where are you from?
Frenchie here

>>37223130
This isn't fucking nonsense.

If you broadly define toxins as anything that affects your body negatively whether or not it's an objective toxin, then detoxing makes a lot of sense. Eliminating meat puts you way back in the food chain, eliminating animal products altogether pushes you back further. The organisms you are eating are less complex. Then when it comes to plant based food, wheneverthe option is available, eat as close to the whole plant as you can get. The rest might be bullshit or not, but there's no reason to not be physically fit, autism does not preclude physical fitness. So go for a run. Give yourself a fucking facial like he said. Spend some time making yourself feel good. Your whole world will improve.

>>37223277
Many people are Euro here. Bong here.

>>37222926
Wish I had someone to love and cherish, they wouldn't be a burden to me.

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>>37220225
I'm a lesbian. Most females on r9k are.

>>37223260
Have you tried leeching off someone, Anon?

>>37223340
What
No way
I want to be believe that my cute waifu fembot into games & 4chan dwells here too
It's only a matter of time before I find her out.

>>37223352
Not since I moved out of my parents' house. I guess the right way to do that would be a dating site? Not sure how to get someone who will pay for me to play video games in my underwear all day.

>>37223260
Can I pay you to record something lewd for me?

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>>37223340
Go back to tumblr or your containment board.
Lesbians can't be robots.

>>37223410
I guess it depends what you want recorded and how much you want to pay. Normally I just do live shows. Don't really like it but it helps pay the bills.

>>37223140

More ad hominem and cliches and still no actual argument against my point, shocking. Thanks for reaffirming that there really is no one worth trying for, normies are so intellectually vacuous holy shit.

>>37223130

That whole routine sounds like several hours of extra work per day, which is probably not worth it for someone who literally never goes outside, but I appreciate the effort you put into writing it, ty anon. I'll try the ice flannel thing at least

>>37223449
>I guess it depends what you want recorded and how much you want to pay.
I haven't decided yet. I was just wondering if you'd do it. I can pay you $20 if you send me a timestamped picture proving you're a girl though. (privately)

>>37223478
Why do you want to pay $20 just for a picture, though? I'm kind of curious.

>>37223299
I am the person you are responding to and I believe one of the foulest preconeptions of mainstream science is that one glove fits all. I believe in the notion of psychosomatic ailments, and in trusting your instinct when it comes to your health (chemo etc aside). It's like those people who eat chalk and are considered weird until a doctor discovers they have some deficiency that chalk in theory provides. Your body wants you to attract a mate. It's why women who get married go to shit so quickly, because their body does't have to spend so much energy trying to maintain a youthful, svelte appearance when it's far easier to relax having done so. The same with a reddened face. Your body does not like something you are doing to it on a regular basis.

My example is that I work in a very bright, very warm office with very little fresh air. I was moved to a desk located right underneath a fluorescent tubelight. My coworkers didn't mind it, but my body told me it was not healthy and even though I tried to just "get over it" and "adapt" my face became reddened, very hot and I started to feel literal pain like my skin being cut as though wrinkles were being cut into the skin beneath my eyes. Lo and behold I did get a few wrinkles there, and my skin did become permanently red for a while, until I finally moved desks where I don't have a light in my line of vision every day. I am an exceptionally sensitive individual, and really I am like a canary in a mineshaft, because I can sense pollutants and general unhealthy factors in any environment while other people don't notice them but still suffer the consequences of them being there. The best thing this girl can do is drain her face by eating plants and then encourage it to distribute the blood in a healthier manner, i.e. rather than pooling it all in the inflated veins and capillaries around her nose and along her eyelids, the right one of which is making its appeal obvious.

Are we discussing skin problems? I have eczema all over my body. My penis is covered in it. It itches immensely and if I scratch it I destroy the skin and it hurts a lot.
My skin barely has any elasticity so the top rips up when I pull the foreskin back.
This has been going on for years. Kill me.

>>37223498
I want to see what you look like and then find out if you're what I'm looking for, in which case I could pay you for other stuff. Also like giving cute girls money.

>>37223340
>Most females on r9k are.

No surprise here, if you are only limited dating women in this day and age you eventually end up here.

>>37223528
I think I'm probably not quite what you're looking for. I'm putting off actually taking a picture because I don't want to actually get up and grab my webcam to set it up, or go hunt down my phone or anything like that.

>>37223597
>I think I'm probably not quite what you're looking for
Why? You don't know what I'm looking for.

I'm not asking you to post a pictuure here, I'd give you a throwaway to send it to.

>>37223528
Stop giving people money for no reason. Cam girls are parasites in a body that willingly takes them.

>>37223625
Well, you mentioned cute girls, so I'm assuming you probably want someone better looking than I am. I'm passable but not all that good looking. Plus this comes dangerously close to outright charity which always kind of bothers me. It feels different on a cam site, I guess.

>>37223403
Well, if a boyfriend is what you're looking for, go ahead..

>>37223661
>Plus this comes dangerously close to outright charity which always kind of bothers me.
Haha, fine. Peace.

>>37219409
I work in a salon owned by my sister.

>>37223673
this guy would have posted them in a /b/ thread anyway

don't post pics on 4chan, if you're going to do this kind of shit you have to be professional or you'll get vultures like this trying to dox and humiliate you instead of pay you for a service that takes 0 talent.

>>37223664
That'd be nice. Or a sugar daddy or whatever. I don't think I'm quite attractive enough for that but it's nice to dream. I dream about winning the lottery a lot.

>>37223702
Can I fuck you in one of the chairs that people get haircuts in?

>>37223718
>this guy would have posted them in a /b/ thread anyway
I actually just want a cute NEET girl to spoil.

>>37222720
People always make fun of this major but I have yet to meet a person with a degree in gender studies who didn't do well later on in life.

>>37223723
Not attractive enough? What's the problem really?

>>37223330
That's what you say now

>>37223805
What's wrong with wanting someone, Anon?

>>37223752
>scrawny
>no curves
>pale
>glasses
>unkempt
>don't know how to dress sexy

Sell breast milk. I make enough to live on.

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>>37223737
That's probably because you have never met any person with that shit degree in the first place.

>>37223926
>>scrawny
>>no curves
>>pale
>>glasses
>>unkempt
This is my type, I could try being your sugar daddy or whatever.

>>37223948
Oh, uh. That sounds fun. I haven't met anyone that does that before. It's one of my interests i guess.

>>37223971

You sound human, yes.

>>37223984
Not everyone can do it, I've got the genes to be able to produce enough to make good money.

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>>37219409
>girls
>girls that browse 4chan
hahaha, you dumb fucking faggot

pic related is your average fembot

>>37223971
If you're going to be a sugar daddy anyway you can definitely get someone hotter.

>>37224004
I'm not really interested in the money aspect of it, desu.

>>37224000
>You sound human, yes.
What?
>>37224018
>If you're going to be a sugar daddy anyway you can definitely get someone hotter.
I don't want someone hotter, I want a cute fembot.

>>37219409
Stay at home mom

>>37224062
And you actually consider that cute?

>>37224087
>And you actually consider that cute?
Yes.

>>37224072
You sound alright. It's admirable to be one.

>>37223340
Date my wife, instead then.

>Posts hilarious rejoinder, oy the catskills

>>37224111
Mooom get off of my boards reeeeeee

>>37223340
>Most females on r9k are.
What the fuck, if this is true then where is my lesbian fembot gf

>>37223926
You would still probably make a nice gf. I like em pale and unkempt. Though I'd probably want you a bit less thin

Of course this devolves into a sugar daddy thread, never change you guys.

>>37219812
thank you for your servicee

>>37223966
I've met Laci Green and she's rich.

>>37219409
Illustrator.

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Does any qt in this thread want to be my friend?

>>37225610
What do you mainly illustrate, Anon? What genre of books?

>>37225845
I do pinups and poster designs. Its temporary, I desperately want to learn animation.

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>>37225545
good choice in role model

>>37219409
getting fucked

>>37225870
That's pretty cool. Are there any particular styles of animation? And if so, what kind do you like?

>>37225987
Are you a prostitute, Anon?

>>37226002
I like flat art with thick lines a'la McCracken and Genndy, as well as old MTV's Liquid Television type shorts.
The big project I plan on pursuing first will be a multi episode webtoon. The setting is grim and supernatural, but ultimately its about a shut in overcoming her fear of intimacy and close personal relationships with the help of an unlikely room mate and a destiny passed down for generations.

>>37220081
Did you pass biology?

>>37220200
You didn't read it wrong, anon.
Just a mistake on their part.

>>37226224
Ooh, I'm interested.. I just won't know where to look when it comes out..

>>37219598
Yeah no shit
but the robot is interested

>>37226332
If things go my way, it will be well known. Sorry if it gets a tumblr following, just remember I made it for me and me specifically.

>girls
>do for a living

Parasitize on men? What else they do? Consume oxygen and being useless unless breeding is involved.

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>>37219480
>tfw I'll never be a cute camgirl

I'm a unit student during most of the year, and got a McJob recently

>>37226386
What are you studying in University, and if you had a bf, would you happily leech off him?

>>37219506
It's medabots, yes.
>>37219552
You're correct. Medabots 1st season.

>>37219409
I am a music teacher.

I've also had sex with men for money on a couple dozen occasions.

>>37219857
if you play vidya there wont be any problem being friends.

>>37226526
Uh.. because you wanted the money? Or the sex?

Or both?

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>>37219409
Travelling the world on my gap year. I'm in France right now doing farm work.

>>37220933
So do you both do autistic screeching while having sex? ayy

>>37226689
What did you study..? What would you like your profession in life to be?

>>37226798
>thinking a relationship that pure should be sullied by the messy and sinful activity that is coitus

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>>37226881
Psychology. Ive just graduated high school, so I havnt started studying yet. Next year I will,in Melbourne. I want to be a psychologist and live on a comfy rural property

I work in the kitchen of a bar and grill. only because my mom made me get a job.

>>37223718
the projection level is strong with this one

>>37226950
>a /pol/lack
>not making love to his waifu
and here i thought the robots were the platonic ones

>>37219480
I wouldn't doubt it. This one girl on chaturbate just fucking sits in front of her webcam naked and masturbates all day long, everyday
she gets so many tips it's crazy

>>37227080
Melbourne, Australia? Oh, okay. Have a good one!

I'm a cosmetologist. I want to be a writer though.

>>37227095
Er, do you not like the work or do you just want to be a NEET girl again?

I go to school and work part time in some wageslave accounting shit.

How do working fembots feel about a NEET but loyal robot bf?

Currently doing part time delivery driving so im mot eating away at my savings. I've done a few things. Wagey jobs. kfc, actual chef, waitress, dish washer, looked after a holiday let. Then more "real" jobs. Head gardener for a country manor, ran a natural history center and did nature walks for kids. assistant ranger for rspb. I also had a ranger apprenticeship that ultimately went nowhere. Currently unemployed af after kfc fired me for being awkward. It was getting me down though so im having a mental and physical health break while trying to find something I'll enjoy and settle in.
Job markets fucked though. Im sick of people saying get a job like you can just walk into one.. is america that way?

>>37227366
by wageslave, I assume you don't enjoy it. What do you want to be?

>>37227376
Resentful. Why would we want to support your ass. Idk maybe just me but i think things should be equal.

>>37227382
I don't think so, anon. I struggled to get my first job.. and it was fast food as well.

>>37227382
>kfc fired me for being awkward
You should expand this further

>>37227416
What if he has enough money for himself?

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I'm a student, is all. I don't work yet, but I'm thinking of going into medicine and doing programming on the side.

>>37227427
Yeah maybe its the same everywhere. But it seems mostly like american robots abusing me over lack of employment "just go to mcdonalds hurrr" not that simple?I just dream of a country where all the low skill jobs dont have hundreds if not thousands of highly skilled graduate applicants. And the only way to stand out is in interview which i never fucking will

I am a Marine.

>>37227491
Oh. Where do you come from, anon? Mainly the way to get employment is pretty much networking nowadays. I'm not good at it, I barely got my 2nd job by chance.

>>37227430
Its a customer based role which being shy and awkward as fuck I didnt exactly fit into. I was also kinda slow and day dreamy for such a fast paced demanding environment. I tried my hardest but ultimately i dont think anyone lined me. A lot of the teenage plebs made fun of me a lot..

>>37227355
I just want to be a NEET again. I can talk to and sometimes I hang out with my coworkers, which is kinda nice, almost like having friends, but most days I wish I could go back home and sit in my room.

>>37227529
Britland. Yeah definitely who you know and any chance i have of using connections is at my parents in literal buttfuck nowhere.. and even then it would be depressing wagey stuff.

>>37227376
I don't really care so long as i come home to a warm meal, clean house, and a genuinely happy face.

>>37227581
I'm sorry anon.. my sympathies go out to you.

>>37227541
It would be nice to provide for someone, but that dream is kind of moot for me. I'm way too busy to meet anyone.

>>37227602
Do you have somebody already? Where are you from?

>>37227686
Nah. I'm
>>37220110
I don't stay in one place long enough to land an actual relationship and if i did its short lived because they'd have to be willing to pull stakes every 2ish weeks to 3ish months and have the papers needed to do so plus if you don't speak mandarin fairly well you're basically screwed in half the places i go.

>>37221584
I can look pass this its not that bad from my point of view

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>>37223702
Do you like short hair on women? Are you a mother?

>>37227877
I wouldn't mind the travelling but I'd also feel like a massive burden, especially if I wouldn't be able to learn the languages and would be completetly dependent on you.

>>37227518
Thanks for serving your country not like im burger ;_;

>>37227539
Well that sucks, but i think u got some experience out of it, but that laughing part blows. And how about working on a library?

>>37228340
I think its normal feeling that way, but as long as u can still like that person and keep a genuine happy smile with her, it should be okay.

>>37226265
It's a feminine penis are you daft

>>37228609
I'm not sure how long someone could be happy with that. I'm not happy with it and i have less barriers to deal with. I know lost robots don't want to go outside but lets say you did the most you could do would be to walk around aimlessly a bit. You couldn't even buy a snack or something as only touristy areas have semi-english/engrish translations.
I like to think actual love could make such things tolerable but i might have another 5 years of this and its cruel to force that on someone let alone someone who's not prepared for this.

Shit sucks. Meanwhile my asshat brothers are out fucking asian staceys and starting to build families...

>>37228827
There's always the "series" of how to learn chinesse for dummies (this is sarcasm btw)
Thing is, if the other person is fine with being with you on those business travels , even if that person can go out but would feel lost, and instead would stay in the hotel for the time being (or wherever you are staying) and having everything ready for when you return, what would be the problem again? I think you're the one making more of a trouble, or perhaps you're worried too much. Then again, if i was that other person, i'd do what i can to be as close to my SO, even if it meant to be in another city.

But that depends of the other person, so there's that. And it's never too bad to learn a bit of another language, even if it's not much.

>>37229069
Its probably just me keying my own anxiety up over it.

>>37229265
I think so, but if you can find someone like that, dont let him go.

>>37227990

thanks y-you too

aeiou

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>>37219409

radiologist currently studying for my BSN.
outside of wor/school I'm a neet. and I like to get lost on the woods

>>37231404
How much better is a career in nursing when compared to radiology?

Do you like what you do at the present moment?

NEET....quickly running out of my inheritance

>>37231539

BSN I could specialize in many different things, radiology is very limited to x-rays, ct scans ect. both are good careers but I want more sheckles.

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I sell drugs.

>>37232095
>I sell drugs.
Can you sell me some? I need it.

>>37232107
Where do you live and what do you need?

>>37231650
>NEET....quickly running out of my inheritance
Wanna have sex before you do?

>>37232122
At this point I'd take anything desu

>>37232174
Well I live in san antonio.

>>37232095
You aren't a human being
Fuck off

>>37232196
Fuck off spic
You're a blight

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>>37232205
I think I'm a human being.

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Health care provider

>>37232236
Human beings don't have anything to do with drugs. Creatures that do are sub-humans

>>37232272
lol fag
you've got about ten years, tops, before splicing hits the market. good luck trying to keep IQ++ and superhealing out of the hands of the public, you dopey pious nigger

>>37232298
>this is your brain on memes
>this is your brain when your family rolls in their graves 10 years before they die

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>>37232272
Okay, anon. I respect your opinion.

>>37232320
And I hope you die shitskin

What's the easiest and least inconvenient to my parents way to kill myself?

I'm a NEET who doesn't know anything about anything. Sleeping pills? The police will come to my home and bug my parents if I kill myself in the house, right? So I guess I should go somewhere else? Or is automatic?

Keep not being myself to delete everything on my computer in case I chicken out. I don't want my parents to find the stuff on my computer. What's the best way to utterly wipe it?

I was molested and raped as a kid, they can't tell that shit ten years on can they? As far as my parents know, I'm a virgin. I'm worried about people thinking poorly about my dad, he is a good guy. I don't want to put it in a suicide note because I don't want them to know at all.

>>37232095
be my drughead gf

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>>37232122
Miami, weed here.

also I work in fast food for minimum wage.

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>>37232360
I don't do drugs, anon. I only sell them.

Shut in NEET, vidya and talk with fellow acoustic children on discord.

Fembot here, my boyfriend works as a software programmer and makes a lot of money I mostly focus on my jewelry which I make and sell on Etsy

>>37232379
that's not anything to do with my beg

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>>37232378
Sorry, anon. I don't do out of state. At least not yet.

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>>37219409
I just leech off others, but i plan to do something after school is over.

>>37232391
>Fembot here
>my boyfriend
Contradicted yourself right off the bat. Go away normalfag

>>37232415
buy me some hot ming

>>37232265
W-why did you post that picture

>>37232414
do you do girlfriend requests

I usually just collect donations from discord friends to buy nice things and my bf pays the rent, bills etc.

>>37232484
>my bf pays
OP asked for fembots

>>37232272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXYcZBHSZjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzBoPNK8ME

>>37232475
I wouldn't make a good girlfriend.

>>37232386
Who supports you, your parents? What led to your neet hood?

>>37232513
i didn't ask for a good girlfriend

>>37219409
I live in a shitty apartment that I hardly ever leave, selling used panties and clothing to neets for a living

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>>37232493
My bf and I are robots. We dont have irl friends so we live together and share rare pepes. Annd I am still a virgin desu

>>37232557
>My bf and I
>robots
you did it again normalfag
good job

>>37232544
>selling used panties and clothing to neets for a living
can i buy some?

>>37232571
Not all robots are alone, anon.

Having no friends=/= being a robot

>>37232601
>Not all robots are alone, anon.
Normalfags trying to decide what a robot is. No normie you are not robots

"Depression" and "social anxiety" are just fashion accessory for most girls.

If you want to see a girl is real, a) are they pretty and b) have they ever had a bf

If yes to either or both of those questions, their "depression" and "social anxiety" are just fashion accessory.

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>>37232443
Do you think you deserve me to buy you a game?

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>>37232677
I think it's pretty obvious that you owe me a game

>>37232601

you are not a robot

if you have friends you are not a robot

>>37232095
What do you originally sell?

>>37232935
stay away from my gf fag
>>>/r/

>>37232964
sup fuccboi you wanna fight? I'll cuck her away form you sperglord

>>37232987
square up bitch nigga
mamao like you won't cuck anything but yourself

I'm a line cook

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>>37233310
If you remember this picture then I know you

>>37221158
>>37221415
hmm sounds familiar do you have migraines?

>tfw no neurologically ill gf to share meds and sit in a dark room quietly in pain with

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> studying geology
> want to do a masters in entomology or ichthyology
> if all else fails I'll go into mining
> currently jobless and living with mummi for the summer
> looking for waitressing jobs
> going to two interviews tomorrow to volunteer for professors

Meat works

>>37234807
let me guess...you're less than two years into your studies?

>>37219409
Suck Chad's dick for dinner
(Both as in the dick IS dinner, and as in she shall be REPAID with dinner)