I don't fucking get it, normies have told me I give off

nice humblebrag you worthless piece of shit

>>37211727
They invite you to those things because they pity you and are trying to make you feel better so you stop giving off such an aura.

>>37211739

I'm not humblebragging, I'm trying to learn something about myself, take your pointless aggression somewhere else.

>>37211727
you're leaving out some information buddy. this simply doesn't add up. it's like saying 2+2 doesn't equal fish. tell us the rest boi

maybe you have a cute butt and they want you around so they can look at it

>>37211778
>I'm not humblebragging
everyone wants me around them XD i constantly get attention what do?

end yourself

>>37211808

I can't think of anything, try asking a question, that may help.

>>37211727
They probably feel sorry for you. You're normal enough for them to think they're able to relate to you, so they take you under their wing to try and get you out of your shell.

>>37211849
how big is your peenor senior?

>>37211727
They're using you to feel good about themselves, don''t believe the other normies in this thread.
Normies are subhuman monsters

>>37211727
How good looking are you?

People look past flaws when you're good looking

>>37211930

I'm probably completely average. Usually get 5~7

>>37211890
Was that question actually directed to me?

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>>37211727
i'm in the similar boat but i just act like an asshole all the time
why do people put up with my shit and come back for more?

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>>37211727
Everyone in this thread is a dumb walking zerobwho has no idea how social hierarchy works.

Let me break it down for you folks, you are part of an entourage, a human-shaped stepping stone for someone to walk around, your pressence is an implicit statement of status not unlike saying; "my persona / our group entices others to hang around me / us".

How you feel about it is not important, if you are enjoying it, then good, its a symbiotic relationship.

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Everyone in this thread is a dumb.

Let me break it down for you folks, you are part of an entourage, a human-shaped stepping stone for someone to walk around, your pressence is an implicit statement of status not unlike saying; "my persona / our group entices others to hang around me / us".

How you feel about it is not important, if you are enjoying it, then good, its a symbiotic relationship.

>>37211727
>I give off an intense aura of low self esteem
>yet everyone always wants me around them
You are their pet. Like some cute little doggie they rescued from a dog shelter.

You must be a broken person. They feel good by helping you feel integrated. Like some tard wrangler but without having to wipe someone's shit from their ass.

>>37213212
Felt like a psychopath for writing this. Sorry OP, didn't mean to make it sound so harsh.

>>37213212
>You are their pet.
I wish.

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How do I get a gf like Madeline?

>>37211778
>I'm not humblebragging
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
m8

>>37212215
Sometimes asshole also means charismatic. Also chicks dig that, I know by experience.

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>>37213749
i'd like to know myself

>>37214017
>Sometimes asshole also means charismatic

No it doesn't. It means asshole.

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>>37211727
They might think it's all just black humor on your part, and that you're just like them on the inside.

>>37214353
We'll have to brainstorm on the matter.

>>37214017
>experience

That means experiencing it yourself in real life and not reading memes of bitter virgin manchildren on a Cambodian pottery forum.