shitty jokes robots made up

Q:What do you call someone who browses /r9k/?

A:A loser 9000[/spoiler[

lol get it

So a gay guy walks into the bathroom at his workplace and locks the door behind him and starts jacking off, when all of a sudden another guy at the office has to take a shit. He knocks on the bathroom door and says
"Is this john occupied?"
The gay guy says "None of your business!"

OI MATE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX DESSERT AND FASCISM

MOUSSEOLINI

What do you call it when you try to jack off to something but end up getting flaccid?
>testiballs

What do you call a kid that gets molested by their parents or legal guardian?

Home schooled

What's the best thing about stillbirth-jokes?

They never get old

Where do you buy the best guacamole? costco

What do you call a drug trafficker that likes to sleep?
A narcoleptic

What do you call a speech that gets a lot of praise?
A standing oration

>>37211239
What do you call a speech that ends with pee?
A standing urination

>>37210523
I dropped a penny so I could look at a jewish girls ass. Her name was ASHley

>>37212312
Actually did lol, I'm going to hold on to that one