>He likes mustard What the fuck is wrong with you

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>he likes salad dressing on salad

Fatty degenerates neck yourself

>he likes condiments at all
stay beta

>he likes food
manlets, when will they ever learn?

>>37209739
>He likes salad
Lmao

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>>37209739
Ranch is pretty disgusting, I'll admit.
>fat girls
>"No thanks, I'm going healthy, I'll just have the diet Ranch."
But a good hemp homemade dressing isn't bad ontop some arugula.

>>37209739
>not getting Italian dressing, half severing
more than enough for a normal salad and only like 20-40 calories

>>37209835
not even vegan scum, I fucking love spring mix salads with raspberry vinaigrette.

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>>37209882
Yeah, that's also good. I just was raised by a health-nut, sorry. I'm not one myself. I love rare steaks and bacon with fuckloads of cola.
But yeah, I don't have any hate for vinaigrette.

its king condiment my son its the only thing that can go on a hot dog and be absolutely scrumdillyumptioupsious you must have no taste buds to savor such god tier things as this you son of a roo, how dare you disgrace mustard you piece of indian fecal matter

>>37209686
Hey, it tastes great on Bratwurst.

>>37209739
>>37209810
Salad is terrible, it's like the MMORPG of food. People force themselves to eat it for so long that they actually twist their mind to think it tastes good.

>>37209739
Honey mustard is pretty good.

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>>37209686
>he doesn't mix ketchup and mustard into a sweet and tangy super-condiment
You're really missing out

>>37209686
At least i don't like ketchup on anything but burgers. Mustard is good on a lot of stuff though. Whether spicy, honey, or yellow.

>>37210134
mustard is for hotdogs, and hotdogs only

>>37210145
You are wrong bucko.
Pretzels and mustard is a gift from the gods.

>>37210145
Hotdogs are fuckin gross. Mustard is for fried chicken, barbeque, burgers, and subs.

>>37210121
>he doesn't mix ketchup and mustard
Proportions?

>none of you queers mix every condiment into a bowl and enjoy with saltines or tortilla chips

>>37210176
hot dogs are great if you get the ones cooked in tin foil at a baseball game

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>>37209686
>he has a baby palate
Kill yourself.

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>>37210145
Mustard is delicious and goes with pretty much everything.

>>37210180
I usually go for 60/40 favoring mustard, but it's all dependent on what I'm in the mood for.

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>>37210145
>not coating salmon in mustard and breadcrumbs and baking it
>not boiling bratwurst in beer, finishing on the grill, and topping with brown mustard
>not spreading dijon mustard on a cold cut sandwich
>not putting a bit of english mustard in a beef stew
>not burning your sinuses the fuck out with hot chinese mustard on egg rolls
>not putting stone ground mustard in your balsamic vinaigrette for flavor and emulsification
You are doing it wrong.

>>37209686
Don't talk to me until I've had my Pitzman's.

BBQ sauce is the real nigga condiment

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>>37210496
>bbq sauce
Ok Cletus, whatever you say

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>>37209686
Fucking love the stuff. And not just ANY mustard...