Should I get a tattoo so I can finally get a gf guys?

That's not how that works, anon. You'll probably just look really cringe.

Tattoos are bullshit

What if you're ever being hunted down by police? The less identifying marks on your body the better IMO.

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>>37202565

''oh, you don't have tattoos? then I won't date you''.

great.
did you actually believe your nigger tattooist?

>>37203054
I already have two distinct birthmarks, not like adding some decorative pieces is going to make the hunt anymore easy

I got a tattoo a year ago and got a gf within three days.
Then I got another tattoo this year and I got laid within a month.
Those are the only two girls I ever fucked. I never noticed before.

>>37203054
>perp has no tattoos
>repeat no marks

>only guy left on earth like this

>>37203054
Get them in a place covered by clothing dingus

>>37202565
That tattoo is kind of ugly. She's cute but the tattoo ruins her.

>>37203096
This is pretty motivational I think

>>37202994
Ok so what tat should I get so I'm not cringe

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d- do you like my tatoo?

>>37204340
So you drive a mercedes

>>37204349
that was long ago, buggati now

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antother drunk tattoo

>>37204434
That is one of the worst tats I've ever seen

>>37204340
Wait lol wth that's on your stomach?
Pls tell me that's not really you

>>37204256
get a 4chan logo tattoo so you attract femanons

tattoo is a thing i'm glad i never did

i know i would regret it now

>>37204995
thanks

>>37205033
thats a great idea, next time i get shitfaced will probably do