>Look who came out of his cave >oh are you going to join

>>37197744
das rite. who wants to ride my cock now?

Alright, which one of you is going to stand up, there's no seats left..

>haha, yeah... my piss bottle spilled so I'm looking for the rug scrubber. Any of you guys seen it?

>Alright let's do this
>and dinner is not the only thing I'll be having tonight

>>37197854
Deep and sharp group laughter ensues

>>37197916
*whips out penis to present my length and girth*

>>37197744
>l-looks like all the chair are taken and ill have to s-sit on someones lap

>>37197928
>we didn't realise you were one of us!

>>37197854
>>37197904
>>37197928
You can just tell who the low-IQ normies are

>>37197744
Are there more pictures like this?

I need it... For reasons. Masturbation reasons.

>>37197744
Ok but the one front left gets to go first

>>37197744
Wow! My house is full of girls! And four of you are even cute!

*pulls out AK*
*sprays all the Stacies*
*goes back to my room*

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>>37197744
It's time to play Roastie Roulette

>>37197959
I'm more NEET then you are nigger.

Who are you people and how did you get into my house

>>37197744
>>Look who came out of his cave
>>oh are you going to join us for dinner
>>Take a seet, anon!

>*A wave of horror washes over me as I realize my castes defences have been breached*
>Begin spamming tac-rolls back to my bedroom to disrupt their possible point of fire
>Grab AR-15 loaded with RIP brand RIP ammo along with Glock model Glawk Problem Solver chambered in 10mm
>Run back downstairs and stand muh ground

Don't mess with /k/

>>37197744
>Get out of my house! Reeeeee!

>>37198407
> Problem Solver
Please tell me this is an actual firearm

All those girls with no guys and drinks? After everyone gets wasted you can easily hook up with someone since you're the only guy. I get more excited than anxious looking at this pic but that's just me.

>>37198622
>I get more excited than anxious

Wow w/e Chad go back to porking Stacy's balloon-knot asshole

I go back to my room
>>37198622
>Dude girls will automatically have sex with you if you just talk to them and are the only guy in the room

Fuck off you delusional retard.

>>37197744
If this is a family reunion then suddenly incest doesnt look that bad after all.

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>>37197744
>I don't find any of them attractive

I honestly think I could beat all of them up at once. Women are so weak and passive, you could just start swinging and lay down bitches left and right. Women are utter shit at fighting too, they just flail around like windmills.

> Ayy so... We drinking or what?

> I bet I can drink all 18 of you under the table one by one

Proceed to get drunk with my strengthened secret-alcoholic liver. Then fall asleep drunk because it just makes me tired.

>>37197744
>pull out Glock
>load extended mag
Before we begin, does anybody want to get out ?

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>>37200523
>ill never get beat up by a group of girls

>>37197744
Why is there a stacy convention in my kitchen

>>37197744
>>37197744

>Who are you people and why are you drinking alcohol in my living room?
>leave immediately or I call the police and have you all arrested for trespassing.

>those masculine features on some of them
gives the ole noggin a joggin