Chads of /r9k/, I need your advice >>37167379 here (in

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Posting some some pictures of american manlets for your troubles in advance

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No wonder america keeps losing wars in the middle east, al-qaeda only has to send out turks to take them out

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the leftmost guy looks a lot like one of my coworkers, always a source of amusement for me

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Manlets, when will they learn?

Also where's all the people with the crab mentality?

>>37196194
Kissing is required anon

Its just going to be a series of events
>Small talk on phone, be nice to her and tease her a bit
>Go to the house
>Hey X nice to meet you in person
>GIVE HER A REALLY GOOD HUG
>Compliment something in the house
>Ask her for water
>Go to her room
>Chat about music
>Do you dance?
>GIVE HER THE OLD SPIN
>Mention how much you love X pizza
>Go get your pizza
>Go back to hers
>ALCOHOL MATE
>3 Max
>Things should be fun by now
>Do your gay video games

If you havn't found any opening for a kiss by now, force one.

I usually just do it after we are having a good time, even if its awkward, its done, once its done you're in for more kissing. Kissing leads to sex. Wouldn't be too bothered on a first date. Some girls are keen to fuck, others arn't sure and want to be convinced.

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P-Please respond! I promise I'll leave /r9k/ if your advice helps me get laid/get a gf

>>37196194
Be social, be fun, make her laugh, challenge her playfully. Ask her questions, get her to talk about the things she wants to talk about. If you guys have good chemistry, she may touch you or graze you, this is when you reciprocate, the touch barrier is broken. At this point your bodies should be pretty close, if you can, either move onto cuddling (easier with a movie than videogames) or initiate a tickle fight or something. Then when the moment is right kiss her and you're home free

Do not be boring, do not try anything if she doesn't show interest in fucking you. Remember, she already likes you, that's why she invited you over, you just have to meet her expectations. Good luck robot

>>37196392
Whats with asking for water?

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GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
GET
OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
FUCKING NORMALFAGS STOP RUINING MY BOARD!

i recommend just being yourself

if that fails, rape her

Thanks for the advice. I'm probably gonna make a thread here on friday night for last minute advice and try to give you a play-by-play if Its possible. If not, I'll return to the thread (or make a new one if the old one 404'd) and tell you how it went.

>>37196392
>ALCOHOL MATE
I should probably bring some wine, right?

>>37196694
I'm not a rapist. I'd rather stay a virgin than go to jail for rape.

>>37196694
No surprise that a tripfag is also a rapist

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OP here, s it normal to feel like there's something wrong? Like what if there's something majorly wrong with her or what if she has a boyfriend and is just looking for beta orbiers etc.? Is it just my pessimism and being unable to believe that this is actually happening to me?

>>37196822
>pizza and videogames
>bringing wine

>>37196194
Tip: try touching her (non sexually, on the arm or whatever) and see how she reacts

>>37197553
I personally like red wine with pizza. Is this uncommon?

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>>37197492
Just your mind playing tricks on you. You met her on a dating site, you're both there with the intention of starting a romantic relationship. She's not your potential friend, she's your potential girlfriend. Remember this.

Does this describe you well? Then you can safely ignore such thoughts as they are definitely just your mind playing tricks on you.

>>37198263
I guess its just me being a nervous person. Thank god

>>37197623
What should I do if she reacts negatively? Just pull back and try again later if the mood changes?

>>37196504
drinking water is healthy

>>37196194
>Chads of /r9k/, I need your advice
move to a small town and live off your reputation

>>37197627
Not really, snobby suburban trash pair wines with their overpriced flatbread goat cheese pizzas.
But it's a weird thing to bring if its a "date" for pizza and video games. Bring like, a 6 pack of decent beer