What's the cutest/nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?

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my little sister telling me she loves me is the cutest

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>"It doesn't matter if you can't help me. Anon, you're still Anon. And I'll stay by your side because of who you are, not because of what you can or can't do for me or anyone else."
FFFFUCK WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE ACROSS THE WORLD FROM ME!?!?

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We were talking and we reached an elevator she had to get on and she winked at me just as it was closing.

it was truly something out of an anime

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>>37196342
Holy shit anon. Do you get neetbux? Use that to fly her to you or vice versa.

>>37196188
>oh my god... how do you not have a girlfriend yet?
too bad she was certifiably fucking insane

Unironically "I love you"

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Shy qt confessed she thought of me while schlicking it, then sheepishly asked when was the last time I masturbated

>"last night, why?"
>"oh...were you, uhm...looking at...pictures...of me?"
>"yeah"

pause for a second

>"...thank you..."

>>37196188
nothing that I can remember

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>>37196188
"I like you so much" said to me two years ago, after my back then 11 years old cousins kissed me. It was the first and thus far only time I have been kissed by a girl.

>>37196441
what do you mean sheepishly?

My little sister says I'm cute
A female friend, who I might as well be called an orbiter at this point, mentions about wanting to go on a road trip

I don't remember any Women saying nice things to me

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>>37196452
the dictionary is your friend

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>>37196398
I've only known her for a year and I legit want to marry this girl. The best and worst part is that I know she's genuine with her words, which is why it hurts so much to be away from her. She has daddy issues that make her terrified of the idea of sex but I don't care, I'd go 10 years without fucking her so long as I could just stand by her. As for neetbux, I have a shitty job alongside my neetbux. Her birthday's today, in fact, and I plan on asking her to go with me to Iceland, which she's always dreamed of. I have the funds and everything.

Fuck, please wish me luck, anons. I want to marry this girl.

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>>37196483
You better marry that girl ASAP. But if you break her heart, I'll fucking find where you live and kill you. You lucky son of a bitch do you have any idea how rare girls like her are?!

>quiet guy in first year of college
>cute redheaded girl catches up to me as I'm walking to the bus and starts to talk to me
>years of school has taught me this can only mean she wants to trick me in some way
>act all standoffish and avoidant
>later realize she was genuinely wanted to talk to me because I never said much in class

school ruined me

>You'd be a good father.

>>37196446
this, if anything else you have no place on this fucking board.

>I think you're pretty cool

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>anon is the funniest person I've ever met

>>37196441
just like in my chinese cartoons
why can't i get something like that

>>37196342
iktf
met a girl that lives in America and I'm in fucking England. Flying out there to see her in a coupe of months. Bold move

>Hey

orangeoriginal

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>you have soft hands
>you have a really nice butt

>>37196188
>I'm very glad you reached out to me, and I enjoy talking to you

Kind of a paraphrase of what my crush said to me after she broke up and I offered her someone to rant to. We became good friends for a while but after a few months she got with another guy and our platonic relationship completely faded

she said hi

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she kissed my peepee

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she said "baka"

>>37196646
That hit too close to home. School left so many scars on my psyche that I can't ever trust anyone entirely again, I get suspicious and paranoid around anyone who acts too nice to me. I also have a story:
>Have to attend educational seminar for 3 days.
>At the end of the day, girl asks me if I want to share a cab with her.
>Immediately go full paranoid, imagine her laughing about how she was fooling me and how she'd never even sit next to me.
>Simply walk away and pretend not to hear.
>Next day, he tries to be nice asking about where I live and what my interests are.
>Pretend I have to answer my phone and leave.
>Asks if I want to share a cab again at the end of the day.
>I look her right in the eye and tell her "Never talk to me again".
>Looks visibly crestfallen, next day she sits at the other end of the room.

Fuck school. I've only just started to recover from the terrors I faced there.

>>37196188
I can't remember, I have a bad memory when it comes to people.

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>>37196282
Mine used to be cute and likeable too. Then she started browsing tumblr.

>>37196188
One chick I talked to online said I was funny once.

>>37196342
i never understand how the lucky people like you just don't try.
if i had a girl who liked me half as much, i would risk my life to get there.
if i couldn't sell everything i owned to buy a cheap ticket, i would try to steal a boat.
if i couldn't, i would get in the water and start swimming.
your suffering is your own fault.

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>>37196744
M-Matt?

>you have nice handwriting

A girl told that I would be a perfect boyfriend one time

>You're the reason why I want to talk to people and make them happy

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>>37196188
>You don't smell as bad as you look

>>37196441
hnnnnnnnggggggggoriginalools[dlasdas

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>Ewww, get away from me, Anon!

I don't actually remember.

Now I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

>Please don't leave me alone, I'm so sorry...I love you, but I hate myself...I wish I could be strong like you but I'm not. I'm fucking worthless!
The last thing my little sister ever said to me before she committed suicide...

"I think you're beautiful"
I love my gf (male)

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>"I have feelings for you anon, I love you!"
Later that week she told me she couldn't date because of her parents, then later went to go after some Chad. This was my sophomore year of high school, all I have now are memories...

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>>37197491
>liking Teepo
There's your first mistake. We all know XVfags are the ones getting laid.

>>37197463
Damn that really hurt to read

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>>37197266
Yeah what's up babe? Real excited to see you soon :3

"Anon, I wish I got to know you better sooner. You've been so amazing to fall in love with."

-My ex gf about five minutes before putting my dick in her mouth

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>>37197632
>calling me babe
Fuck off, LLE.

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>high school
>science class
>asian qt says she likes my bangs
>ignore her

I still beat myself up over it. I'm so fucking sorry

>>37197570
I'm a teedus fag because of how much I can relate to him.

>>37196855
You worthless pathetic faggot. You better not be posting in the
>Tfw no he
Threads.

>>37196855
It's hard to trust people

>>37196188
asking me if i wanted to become her wife
(I'm a guy btw)

>"you give great head massages Anon, do this for 10 more minutes. Pretty pleaseeeeee"

I miss her hair so much..

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>>37196855
>>37196646
>>37196441
>>37196342

NORMIES GET OUT
WHY DO THE ANTI CHADS ALWAYS GET FEMALE ATTENTION REEE

>>37197960
You're annoying and have a cringy fake laugh, and also don't actually exist?

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>>37198503
Lol get fucked Chad
Your time is up; we're stealing your women

>>37198503
>female attention
Girls literally cried when asked to sit next to me and didn't want to work on the same group project as mine. I have no idea what the fuck I did so wrong to earn their disgust, I wasn't fat, smelly or rude. I didn't have a proper conversation with a girl until I turned 21 or so.

Was at a small gathering with friends. I was helping my friend wash her face and hands after she vomited. She was laughing at me cause I got some on me. After I helped she wanted a hug, gave her a hug and kinda rested my face on her neck/shoulder. She started kissing my cheek and neck thinking I was kissing her. As she pulled away from the hug she told me she loved me walked inside to lay down.

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>>37196188
>high school
>best friends girlfriend approaches me after school and is being super nice
>saying I look sad all the time and trying to cheer me up
>hugs me
>be autistic sperg and spaghetti out of there and get on my bus
>later on it turns out she was banging everyone in my group of friends except for me and caused a huge scene at school that almost got best friend expelled

after telling her about self esteem issues
>anon it seems we both hate ourselves so why don't we love eachother instead

>>37198611
you made out with a girl that just vomited

>>37198607
>earn their disgust

You didn't earn their disgust, they are mere animals trying to get up in the social ladder, even if it means traumatizing a young man for live. Nothing can be done to excuse that

>>37198672
I didn't kiss her, I'm too beta. Didn't want to take advantage.

>>37198636
This is the relationship I always dreamed about. Fuck you, failed normie, I hope you atleast asked her out.

>>37196188
>Walking to the next village to pick up stuff from the Post Office
>Starts raining heavily and I am not wearing much
>Nearly reach the village
>Car drives past and stops infront of me and rolls down the window
>A smiling blonde haired girl in her 20s maybe
>"You look horrible, do you need a lift?"
>Stutter out a "N-no I'm alright thanks, I'm nearly where I'm going"
>Girl smiles says okay and drives away

Post Office didn't even have my package.

>>37196188
>be me 14 years old
>drive with bikes with my friends
>female friend asks me to go swimming with her
>i say "why do you want to see me naked?"
>she says " because i like you anon"

that's the nicest thing female had ever done

"I missed you"
That's the only time someone other than my family has missed me. I cried that night.
Turned out she was cheating on me.

Can't remember, somewhere in my early twenties I had a moment of clarity like the tutorial was over and whatever came before is a little bit fuzzy.
After that I barely talked with girls, and whenever I did, they looked like they were annoyed by my presence. Even my mother.

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I really can't think of a single thing.

>>37196188
>You are not worthless, Anon.

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>>37196188
Probably a tie between my oneitis and a girl from college.

My oneitis told me that she loved everything about me and went into detail about what it was about me that made her feel that way. She started dating Chad not even a week later.

The girl from my classes tells me that the way I tell jokes, the way I make her laugh, and the way I laugh make her happy. It is immediately the high point of my day when tells me.


Too bad she has a bf.

>"you'd be cute if you weren't so weird"

I guess that's nice.

You're dick made my period start bleeding again, sorry anon

>>37196188
That she loves me.

My oneitis telling me not to forget her when I moved because she'd never forget me. God, she's so perfect, I wish I had a chance with her.

>Walking to my car after doing voluntary work at a local racecourse (event first aid).
>Walking down the road in.
>Traffic out the wazzoo, I'm walking past all the cars that are bumper to bumper.
>still a way to go
>car rolls down window
>I glance to see who it is, wearing what can only be described as an EMS uniform
>6,4 stick out like a sore thumb
It's one of the other first aiders
She's qt as fuck, solid 8/9
>she looks at me
>I look at her
Beats of silence
I'm not saying anything, just admiring how hot she is
>hey anon do you want a lift?
Inexplicably I said no. We would've been in the car for quite a while. Would give anything to see her again but that wa the last time. She really had the hots for me looking back at it. I'll post more if anyone is interested.

"i think you're cute"

i was so drunk i don't even remember the context well. Apparently i got her but im too beta to say anything.

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>>37196188
She complimented me part by part. She said she liked my nice dark hair, my beautiful eyes, my cute ears, my soft lips which she loved to kiss, my muscular body and my nice round ass. Then she'd talk about how she liked my personality. How she loved when I surprised her and so on.
Fuck I miss her

>>37196188
>wow Anon, your teeth are so white!

Sad. Half off you people dont realize that women can say these things but dont actually value themm. Their actions never actually line up with it. Who do you think she finds tobe the perfect "nice" bf,you id the guy shes fervently intercoursing with ?

Dont fall for bs, women can recognise something that should be good but ultimately wont be attracted to.

"You have a 10/10 personality and you're like an 8/10 in looks so overall a 9/10 I'd say"
I think she was mocking me.

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>>37199072
"Anon is cute, but he's weird"

>>37196188
>Midnight, just got out of work
>Waiting for bus at the station
>No one at the station except me
>See a qt desperately running to catch a bus that is right front of me
>the bus door closes and slowly takes off
>I run after the bus and knock on the door
>Bus driver stops and I point at the qt approaching
>Qt comes up to me and says she's so greatfull that I stopped the bus
>gives the best hug I have ever received in my life
>It was a genuine hug, lasted about 5-6 seconds
>I really needed that..
>As she's getting on to pay her fare she looks back and gives me a coyish smile and disappears into he back of the bus

I have a car now but every now and then I go to the bus station around the same time expecting to see her.. It's crazy how everyday we potentially walk by our eternal love partners without knowing.

>>37200192
the real rain is coming anon

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>>37200192
Pretty much this, hate being called "cute", I'm supposed to be a man, the known conqueror, the conquistador of the modern ages capable of dispatching any thread with my bare wit, yet these manic troglodytes dare condescend to m the way they would to a disgruntled kitten, how very dare they! One day I shall have my comeuppance once their looks wither and their value is reduced to that of petulant whores, meanwhile I'll be studying the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy in the pursuit of a greater form of existence far above the gender hierarchy. Not to mention that these fools dare suppose I'm "weird" as if those cock-ravens fantasizing of their dis-empowerment would even be able to conceptualize such a word let alone consider that they are the very being of the word. The fact that they say such things can only provoke the contentious notions of another, perhaps because all they beg for is to be conquered by their male counterparts whilst conquering their female competitions, you can only have one, "lady".

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>you have really caring eyes
The reality is that I don't actually give a shit about 90% of the things that happen around me, I'm just good at faking it. It was a touching compliment to an extent, sure, but I didn't like the girl it came from since I knew she was only nice to me to butter me up or for easy validation.

>I don't know why you have such a negative opinion of yourself, you're pretty average.

>you are very humble
said to me by some russian qt i hooked up with when I was 16. idk wtf she meant, maybe that i was nice or something, still cherish the memory.

>inb4 chad

>>37196188
>graduation ceremony
>little sister of a classmate said I look like Brad Pitt as I got my diploma
>got crazy embarrassed when she realized the people sitting next to her were my family
Not really said to me, but about me, and that's as nice as it ever got for me.

>>37196483
Hahaha lol look at this cuck

Nigger, she's only scared of sex with you. She'll bang chad the second he pays her any attention. Fucking reddit betas gtfo.

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>>37200298
>It's crazy how everyday we potentially walk by our eternal love partners without knowing.

Holy shit anon..

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"You're gonna do great things in life."
it was my mother

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>>37200298
You're a good man, Anon

Maybe fate will bring you two together again

>>37196441
just give me your fucking life

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a cute girl i liked nicknamed me benny bunny
my name is benjamin

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>>37196188
You think you're being funny asking that here?

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>>37196855
>"Never talk to me again"

I understand what you felt, but you just went full autism here

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I was delivering pizzas and this little black girl said, "You're pretty." I had long hair and am an androgynous Asian male. She might've mistaken me for a girl, but hey, I'll take being pretty over ruggedly handsome any day.

I asked a girl if she wanted to go out and she said yeah, but we didn't exchange numbers. I'm afraid our relationship isn't official.

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>>37196188
>Me: There's a difference between best friends and friends, Best friends will make fun of you then help you, friends will just help you
>Her: But we're just friends.....
>.........

some girl told me i have a tiny penis but she didn't mind

She said I can be a bit empty headed at times, but she'll always love me.

>>37201500
that girl was my mom.

the only other time it happened, it turns out she told all her friends it made her vomit and she contracted chicken pox

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In high school a nice Stacy type was attracted to me so she always talked to me in the hallway, sat next to me on the bus, and gave me full body hugs, mashing her tits into me. She was never even in any of my classes. She expectantly told me she broke up with her boyfriend, wanting me to pursue her, but I never did. She now has 3 kids, is divorced, and I think she's a lesbian or bi. I wonder if I can get all up in a lesbian sandwich. It might also help that I'm feminine looking...

>You're weird but in a cool way

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hard to think of good replies to something like this

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>anon is okay too
in 6th grade when someone mentioned how my classmates X and Y are the best looking boys in the class

>>37196188
>You have a great body
>You smell good
>You're so thick

"I've never seen eyes as beautiful as yours. I could stare into them all day."
by a roastie, right in front of her boyfriend.

I've gotten quite a bit so it's hard to say which is the nicest. But one of these:
>you're so big
>you're the best lover in the world - a slut said this so it meant something, she fucked a lot of guys
>you're the best cuddler
>your green eyes are beautiful

>>37196188
"I'm glad you exist".

>>37196818
Then you're not on the right board.

>you are funny and not ugly

>>37201355
you sound kawaii desu post a pic

>>37197465
Please leave this board.

Extremely originellement original.

>>37196188
You Penis taste like Relish

"You're very imaginative. Some of your ideas would make good short stories"

The first time she called me 'sir'

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Besides the obligatory "I love you" for the first time:
>"You look like a vampire" from the girl who ended up asking me out later, back when twilight was really popular
>i've been called "blond jesus"or "jesus" by many men and women before, not sure if it was a compliment but jesus is usually drawn as handsome so whatever
>a black girl once rated me as an 8
>I frequently get girls telling me they're jealous of my hair/asking for my routine
>a few people on /r9k/ complimented me when i posted a pic of myself, i'm hoping one of them was a girl

> why Japan is so weird? Are you sure you will be able to cope with those people? Ohh wait I think you will...

What did she mean by this?

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>>37201897
That was quite a while back, like maybe 10 years ago, but Asians do age well.

Too lazy to search for a good pic, but here's an embellished pic from the faceapp threads.
>female version barely looks different
welp

>>37196434
a girl was once in love with me and i had to break her heart

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>haven't had a conversation with a human female that wasn't immediate family in five years
I don't even remember anything nice they may have said to me.

>>37196188

'I like you'.

It happened 20 years ago.
Epic times.

>>37196434
At least you have a loving family anon.

>>37202123
You are very cute anon :)
oo

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>>37196188
>You're such a nice guy compared to your brother
Guess what, in the end he still gets all the girls

>>37202123
You look cute, not in a very attractive kind of way but in a puppy kind of way. I like your smile. I would let you suck me off. Same for female you.

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>>37200298
How long ago did you meet her? Very cute story.

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>>37202201
T-thank you anon, even though the attention is a little gay.

>>37202229
Ditto. But hey, some girls have gotten rapey and visibly horny when they get a chance to see my muscular body. I'm okay with what I got(physically).
>tfw no qt to hug/pet me like a dog

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>if I was a boy, I wish I was you

>>37202401
Wanna cuddle? Where do you live?

>>37202401
>T-thank you anon, even though the attention is a little gay.
Are you a little gay though

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>>37202432
Yes, but only with a cute cis girl. VA.

>>37202450
Maybe, but not enough to do anything gay with a guy.

>>37196188
Hello.

Originaltears

>>37202519
>but only with a cute cis girl.
Why would you say that :(
I don't live in America anyway so I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Some girl shouted she liked me into my car while I was driving next to her, turned up music and gassed it. Fucking roasties

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>online girl asks for pics of body
>this reaction

happiest day of my life. she ghosted me the next day

>>37202370
This was 5-6 months ago

>>37202655
Can you post pic?
ororororogggg

>>37202123
wow i was right you are super cute

>>37202953
sorry don't want to attention whore

>a thicc black woman at church called me 'big' and giggled
>i giggled back then left

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>>37196188
"You look like a school shooter but you're actually a nice guy"

>>37196441
How did you meet such a qt?

>>37197319
hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha

>>37203013
Please :( I'll let you put me in a chokehold

>>37196188
I guess it was when a fat girl sat next to me and asked if I was feeling okay. Girls don't really care about me, so I was very startled by that.

>>37203202
stop being degenerate. this is a cute feels only thread.

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>>37196188
>you're my everything
>you're my life
I miss her so much

>I think I'm falling in love with you

same girl

>anon you're perfect bf for me

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>>37200298
I know what you mean, anon, we're romantic souls but it pains me to think of how you and I and probably other people have felt things like that but for people who aren't like that at all and forget about us the following day

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> I love you


noroblox

A somewhat cute girl working at the In-n-out drive thru told me I had nice eyes. Probably the only time I've gotten a compliment from a girl, felt nice.

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>>37196188
>i love you too anon
>she died the next morning

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>>37196188
>She called me a "beautiful young man"

Then I ignored her the next time she talked to me because autismo, I dropped out of school couple months later because depression.

>>37203771
greentext if it isn't too painful

>>37196483
>cuck wants to pay for an expensive trip for some Stacy
you're getting cucked son

"I really like talking to you"

Followed by a grand speech about her boyfriend.

>be me, fell in love with wonderful girl 2 years ago
>she plays with me, says she loves me but not in a romantic way
>this goes for months
>i still dont give up and try to take her out on a date
>she eventually dates another guy
>they become a couple
>i am drowning in tears
>4months ago she called me on my phone even though i deleted her number
>starts crying and tells me her bf broke up with her
>didnt knew how to react, let her talk
>she explains me everything about her life, her depressions and all that shit
>i should have loved you anon


she dropped out of uni and is currently going to a psychiatry. i havent talked to her since then and i swear i couldnt even look into her eyes when i saw her last time. it hurts so much, losing the love of my life and seeing her crumbling because of her own depressions. i dont know wether i should hate or love you constanze but i know for sure that i fucking hate myself

>>37196483
Jesus H Fuck you're in bad shape anon. In clarity of thought, idk about physical

I'm the luckiest robot alive. A 6/10 physically at best, and a 2/10 personality wise (beta and pathetic), I had a couple girls fall in love with me.

I think they fell in love with me because I didn't care for them. I've been told plenty of things you'd consider "cute" but I don't remember any of it, because it meant nothing to me. I know I've been told the typical I love you, you look so good, I miss you, etc. but it really didn't stick in my memory

>>37196909
You didn't do your job as a brother mate. Mine started browsing tumblr as well, and she started to get a bit unhinged, but I managed to steer her back to the center.

>>37196188
she said I was cute because I was trembling before I kissed her
she was my first kiss

>>37204145
Ive already done so in the past but ill give the thread some content i guess.
>meet qt goth girl at my first party
>basically it was just a sperg fest of weirdos
>she was so cute so i went up to her and started talking about hitler trying to be funny
>shes jewish and knows kickboxing
>beats the shit outta me
>helps me up and we talk more
>have alot in common
>she touches my arm
>unf
>"anon we should hang out sometime" :)
>y-you too
>grab my sperg friends and tell them i spilled my spaghetti
>they are understanding and we leave and go play LAN at a friends house
>next week i spych myself up and walk to the table she sits at full of girls
>kneesareweakmomsspaghetti.png
>they are all weirdo nerd girls and shit
>they all ask me how my grades are
>if ive seen the recent star wars movies
>back then the new trilogy had come out
>they were nice and accepting
>few days later one of qt's friends asks me if i "like her or whatever"
>y-yea but dont tell her
>"haha ok anon no worries"
>over the next few days qt mostly shies away from me and avoids eye contact
>goddamnit
>sulk in my own pity
>angry that i ruined my friendship
>my sperg friends call me a girl kissing faggot when i ask them for advice
>at some point i text her over a weekend and ask her why we stopped hanging out as much
>she comes out with it
>"Anon, do you like me?"
>FUCK
>stare at my phone for a few minutes thinking on how to respond to this
>Yes i do
>"why didnt you tell me?"
>i didnt think youd feel the same honestly...
>"oh, well... i like you too"
inb4 fucking normie REEEEE
>shocked
>dance around my room like an autist while typing a response
>wow thats great, maybe we should meet in person monday morning, before anyone comes to school, so we can talk in person?
>"sure..."

Im going to continue this while on the toilet hold on.

>>37204658
I shall refer to the qt goth girl as K from now on
>we meet early in the morning as planned two days later
>neither of us can say a word and my face is really hot and red
>u-uh
>swallow the drool anon
>d-do you want to start dating K?
>her eyes have been glued to the ground for the past 4 minutes and she only slightly raises her head
>....
>"can i um, get back to you l-later on it?"
>oh.... uuhh yea thats fine i dont mind....
>...wanna play some gameboy till school starts?


>later on im beating myself up thinking i didnt ask her out the right way
>because by my young naive logic if i had asked her the RIGHT way she would have just said yes
>the period ends and i didnt do any work just thinking about her
>while getting my books for the next class someone tugs on my sleeve
>K's big brown eyes are looking up at me
>"...yes..."
>she speed walks away
>im confused standing there for a second before i realize
>i now have a gf

Ok this is pretty rough guys
I dont want to go over all the stuff we did together while we dated, besides it will just hurt me and every one in this thread.
In the next part im going to rip the bandaid and actually finish the story

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>>37204858
Well is the next part coming or what?

>>37204858
I wonder why she hesitated. Maybe she was just really nervous. She should have admired your courage to ask her out.

>>37203222
The fat girl liked you man

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>>37196188
>i love you
>you're perfect
Too bad it was all a lie.

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>>37196188
you act weird and offputting, but your actually really sweet when people get to know you. if i didn't have a bf i would date you.

>>37205092
No, she had a bf. And she probably weighs more than two of me.

>>37204858
>year and a half later
>K's mom just died recently of MS
>K is devastated
>she never really liked her mom but she loved her alot and it really hit her hard
>we take a train trip to visit her dad in san diego
>we are there for 2 weeks
>she didnt want to do much really
>we just stayed in her room and messed around
>by mess around i do mean we got lewd
>but mostly we played halo and watch TV
>on our last night there we go see some fireworks on the 4th of july
>we stand side by side in the street watching the lights go off over the ocean
>we turn to each other and kiss
>we go back to her dads and sleep together cuddling
>her dad got mad about us sleeping in the same bed a little but i think he wanted her to be happy
>he was a cool retired trucker dude
>next day we ride the train back home and my mother picks us up to drive her home
>she seems distant but i stroke her hair and whisper how much i love her to try and make her smile
>doesnt work
>when we get to her place she stops to look back at me waving out the door
>K, ill text you tomorrow morning ok?
>youre the strongest girl i know
>and i love you
>she smiles weakly back
>i love you too anon
>she opens the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur


>the next day her step dad calls me saying that she killed her self last night
>she used her late mothers pain medication that she never got to use
>she took almost 50 pills of oxycodone

She died when i was 17, im almost 30 now and i havent talked nor touched a woman since K died.
I miss her so much

>you look nice today

>>37204543
my brother did the same thing but i called him a major faggot and showed him my playlist of anti-fag videos, he's pretty cool now

I've literally never had a female say something positive to me. I always end up being abused by the ones I don't like and the ones I like as well

It's like they're not even human when it comes to dealing with me. I don't get it

>>37205134
I want to feel for you dude but I can't. My problem is that I just don't trust anyone or anything and when I read your story all I can think is "yeah right, that totally happened". I want to apologise in case your story is true, that's really fucked up. Reminds me of the ony time I ever saw my father cry, when he told about and old girlfriend of his that got colon cancer in her twenties. He took care of her when she couldn't come out of bed for months, but he said the hardest part was when she died and he got up the next morning to start his routine but the bed was empty.
In case you are role playing, your story sounds like a teenagers drama fantasy, learn to write realistic scenario's you ass.

>>37196188
>you have a good body
>you are really funny
>you smell so good
>i loved it when you where petting my had
>you are so cute
>everyone likes you, you have no need to be sad
>i love it when anon when lends me his coat, it always smell so nice

never acted up on any of them though, why am i such a fucking retard?

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>>37196188

>gorgeous 10/10 onitis
>looks like the Aphrodite of Knidos
>mad about her
>asking her out is like Swaziland invading china but we're good work friends
>"I was hoping you'd come to the party, i missed you, we could have drank shots together and danced"
>said whilst rubbing my arm looking me in the eye

minutes later I found out a colleague fucked her 7 hours before had and said "her moaning was annoying, i didnt even cum, she left makeup on my bed and I made her use the back door so my family didnt see her"

>>37205337
Get out of here you brainlet chad!

>>37205381
Such are the ways of roasties. She only creeped up on you since she needed someone to fawn over her as the dude from the night before didn;t statisfy her cravings for male attention.

>>37205492
thanks for calling me that dude, it makes me really happy <3, i wish you were right about me being a chad, but im just a reall shitty cyborg

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My big sis.
"Je t'aime aussi, babe ~"

>>37205337
what fucking cologne do you use

don't you dare say "lol its just my natural scent bro"

>>37205492

Thats the worst thing, i honestly thought she was different, one of the things i liked about her was that I thought fucking her would be a task of Hercules; nearly impossible, but the fact she's an easy shag even for a cyborg such as myself is devastating.

>tfw held up my own ideas of femininity to a roastie

>>37205569
Quebec?

let me be original

>>37196188
My oneitis has said that I'm "nice" and intelligent, "like a dictionary". I'm not sure those are really compliments though, it makes it sound like she sees me as some beta faggot.

Another girl said my hair was nice today and I should stop tying it all the time (I have long, girly hair), and thats pretty much the only compliment to my appearence I ever got.

>>37205707
French, sorry to disappoint

>you stink...but in the nicest way anon (after trying new aftershave)
>you have a good shaped head and small ears
>you're good at frying chicken

im a khv and im on 4chan at 00:30, women don't compliment me very much

>>37205736
It's fine. I kinda thought my little brother had forgiven me for almost OD'ing, I'll give it time I guess

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she is gone now and i want to die

>>37205820
Oh you know, she's not even my real sister. I know her since 8 years and she's the only one I'd do anything for, but we don't even share a single bio thing.
Still, she's everything for me.

Here's one for you : "Courage anon !"
for what it's worth from a 21 years old NEET

>>37205670
i just take long baths and clean my clothes well, colognes give me headaches

>>37205708

>studying forestry
>working with oneitis at mcdicks
>she asks me about what I'm studying
>passionate about forestry so I start blabbing on about dendrology, native species, plant diseases, why conifers are inferior etc
>later I over hear her talking about how interesting I am

warmed my heart

>>37203111
Nice trips anon

Met her from 4chan; she turned out to be really close by

>>37205912
hey cut the shit, no one goes "omg he smells so good" for no reason

do you use an obscene amount of detergent or what?

I once helped teach english to nicaraguan highschoolers. One girl said i was very handsome

>>37205820
will you be my leaf GF?

>>37205983
no. i honestly dont even think i smell all that well.

>>37201737
how do i capitalize on girls complimenting my eyes

T. Anon who has green eyes too

>>37206062
No. I'm suffering from withdrawal

"You'd make s great girl".

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>be me
>19 y/o gaming with 19 y/o chad cousin, my only friend
>play eso
>are in random dungeon with a female character, start talking with her
>say we are skyping, she tells us to add her
>add her to call
>"oh shit it's an actual womyn.png"
>turns out she's some 30+ y/o lady that works in sales
>keep gaming with her and we talk a lot with the 3 of us
>she laughs a lot at my antics
>chad cousin constantly making depricating jokes about me, that I'm still a ugly virgin
>I try to retort one time telling him I'm just waiting for someone special
>"Hey anon I think there's nothing wrong with waiting, I think that's you should do what you're comfortable with. And when you'll go for her I'm sure you'll get her no time, you're a really funny guy, and that's more important then looks."
Seriously made my night and the next day. Then I realised that I can only talk to people through the internet and come across as cool because I sperg out whenever I talk to a girl irl.

>>37206133
maybe i can help you through it :3

>Anon looks like someone who builds bombs in their backyard
This girl was really qt. She had always a bright smile.
We didnt really talk much but we had something were we would put our finger infront of our forehead when saw each other. We called it a Unicorn greeting.

>>37206211
you a sandnigger?

>>37206181
It's not something that calls for some pity party bullshit. Best way you can help is by staying away.

Where in Canada are you anyway?

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>"Stop being fucking cute"
>fuckme.jpg

>>37206267
im not but im on the border

>>37200363
I know you've been considering it, anon. Now is the time. Kill yourself, you fucking degenerate.

>>37206222
Trips!
No, Im as white as you can get.

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>be me
>first one in class waiting for the class to start
>femanon walks in
>we talk for a bit and then she sits at her seat
>one of her friends walks into class and sits next to her
>hear them talking
>her friend says "why were you talking to anon? he's gross"
>"that doesn't matter, hes nice"

i don't really know how to feel

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probably this. i read it every once in a while when i feel down

>>37206349
how did you start chatting?

When a girl was genuinely laughing at my jokes to the point of tears, or my little sister telling me I'm the best big brother in the world, or that time I was learning to ice skate on a field trip, and a cute girl in my class offered to hold my hand and teach me. I repeatedly told her "No." God I fucking hate myself.

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>>37196188

Sorry, can't think of anything despite being in my 30's.

A girl told me I looked average, once.

>>37204354

I'm sorry mate, that sounds awful. Also sounds like its not your fault.

You'll get there.

>What's the cutest/nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
"Nice powerpoint."

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>>37205134
I'm sorry, anon. Oddly enough, an oxy overdose is most likely how my best friend killed herself, but I'll never know for sure since she was "just" an online friend. Nonetheless, she was the best friend I ever had and I miss her and think about her every day and when I watch MMA, which I got her into. She made the choice to do so a couple weeks beforehand after a particularly shitty interaction with her family, and since she had a lot of mental problems and was on NEETbux, she felt that was the only way out. The worst part is knowing I might've been able to save her if I was more observant, heartfelt with my words, and not a worthless fucking NEET and could've sent her money to start her life in a shitty single bedroom shack of a house she showed me. Inb4 beta, she only would've needed like $1000.

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>>37205913
So why are conifers inferior? They may not make fruit, but some can make pine nuts and have useful sap n shit.

Also, you should make a move or some shit.

>>37206174
your cousin sounds like a prick