/monster/ thread

>>37195999
So you killed a bee? Wow man that is hardcore. I dont know anyone who kills bees.

>>37196077

He killed a bee
Because the world killed his soul

>>37195999
If you want satisfaction go kill someone your size you shit head. People like you..

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>>37196230
Why bother with people when weak creatures exist for that very entertainment.

You are ignorant of what satisfaction is, roach. I should squash you.

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>>37196230
>He doesn't kill smaller, weaker beeings then him to give satisfaction

>>37195999
>sister "saves" a shelter dog because she likes chad vet and he told her to do it
>she brings the dog home
>mom somehow let her
>that stupid dog keeps barking at night
>i tell her to throw him away or else
>she keeps saying that she is gonna keep him
>mom goes out a week to visit her mother
>i know that my mom was the one that was feeding the dog
>don't tell my sister her puppy needs food
>she assumes i give him food
>a week later i remind her
>sis did you feed your dog?
>she puts a serious face and runs to the backyard
>the dog was thin and crawling in shit (diarrhea)
>i just smiled and go back to my room
>she tries to feed him but he is too weak lol
my mom arrived later and told her he needed to be put down
whore can't take care of her dog.

I let my pets stay hungry despite having money to buy them food.

If they whine i throw them outside even in the cold.

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I LOVE YOU BABY IM NOT A MONSTER

https://youtube.com/watch?v=btDd9rOlc2k

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>2008
>have a huge crush on this girl
>legit 9/10
>wealthy family
>way too good for me
>invite her over to get to know each other
>we get really drunk together
>i black out
>she rapes me
>next day she's gone
>don't hear from her for weeks
>eventually tells me that i'm not good enough for her
>become enraged

>fast forward to 2014
>i have a degree in law
>retarded amount of money
>own house, car, good clothes
>look her up
>she's engaged to a dirtball
>invite her over to catch up
>we get really drunk
>i convince her to break up with her dude
>maybe we could give it a real shot
>we fuck
>next day she leaves
>don't answer her calls
>she blows up my phone hourly it seems like
>eventually answer her
>she asks what the fuck am i doing
>"i have no idea what you mean, stephanie"
>hang up
>never talk to her again

>mfw

>>37195999
>be a bee
>i see a delicious flower
>nom nom
>there is some satan sound coming my away
>i look around and see one of the juggernauts lumbering towards me
>he's lead by one of the roaring satan monsters that sometimes appear when grass is high
>juggernauts usually don't care about us bees, but my grampa was killed by one
>however satan monsters hate grass and guess where my flower is - fucking grass
>i stop eating flower juice and observe
>the juggernaut is smiling and the satan monster is roaring louder than i've ever seen
>i think they are mating
>ok, that's a little too close, time to gtfo
>i fly away and see the satan monster eats my flower
fuck you satan monster, fuck you juggernaut. that flower had so much sweet sweet juice.

>>37198626
stephanie btfo!

>>37198693
yeah, man. she was a real heel.

>>37198689
i like you
oriririirirg

>>37197120
:( this is not nice at all

>>37198626
>>become engaged

you or her?

>>37198626
anyone who's willing to cheat on their partner deserves what they get, especially someone so weak willed that they would be willing to agree to leaving their partner for someone they're basically just meeting for the first time.

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>>37199219
she was engaged.
i was enraged.

>>37199231
well, we had something of a courtship way back when, but she said i wasn't good enough.

>mfw stephanie brooks was really the one who got away after all, huh

>>37197120
that is actually really sad.
in hindsight society/families shouldn't let girls do things that require responsibility, like adopting animals, because it never ends well

>>37195999
I sometimes fantasize about violently having sex with girls that are annoying and easy to hate. Like punching them in the face and stuff while fucking them.

>>37197120
My sister did the same thing, brought a dog home and expected everyone else to take care of it. So I just gave it away while she wasn't home, she was pissed.

>>37195999
Jesus fucking christ OP, are you sure you should be posting this on the internet?
You never know what kind of law enforcement is lurking around.

>>37198626
Thanks, Ted.

>>37199344
tbf this isn't uncommon at all.

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>>37199486
well, ya got me.

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Lighthearted
>stole outdoor table from school
>spray paint nigger lol where it was
>black principal goes apeshit on pa next day
>WHICH ONE WHICH ONE YOU LIL BASTARDS STOLE A TABLE
>kek in seat
>friends get found out except me
>have to return table and pay for new one wtf
>walk away learning nothing

Evil
>years ago
>flaming bag of shit on doorstep
>was fatties house who broke dominant leg
>home alone
>watch her struggle to put out from bushes
>never got water
>ends up slipping into it
>puts out fire
>covered in wet warm shit
>my shit
>cries
>find out she went on anti depressants after
>unofficial but most likely because of me

I am a monster
coach

>>37199574
how's your first day on 4chan going?

>>37200364
You tell me, kiddo.

>>37198484

is everyone just going to ignore the k-pop fag over here?

>>37197120
Top fucking kek, did Chad put the dog down too? Did he say anything?

>>37197120
>one week without food
>thinking the dog would be thin

you obv never had a dog mate

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>Woman walking behind me
>Open door
>Don't hold it open for her

>Cashier says "Have a nice day!"
>Say "thanks I will"
>Don't say "you too"

I can not be contained. I can not be controlled. I am the harbinger of the end. This world, your world, will fall. If it's something that can be stopped, just try and stop it.

>>37199231
Am I on reddit? This sanctimonious bullshit is reddit.

>>37201765
No you need to remember that /r9k/ is made up of manchildren who unironically believe that cheating is the worst thing you can do.

>>37201690
fucking pleb

>be pre-schooler
>love toy cars
>one kid brings his own toy cars to play with during playtime
>forgets about them and leaves them behind after wards
>pocketed them
I had them for over a decade afterwards until I gave away all my old toys when I entered high school.

>>37202034
I thought /r9k/ thought having a girlfriend or losing your virginity was unironically the worst thing you can do?

>>37201765
Since when does r9k have empathy for cheating whores

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>in line at the bank
>use free pen to sign back of check
>pocket the pen

I'm the real monster.

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>Live in shitty rural area
>Local cats fucking like crazy
>Hippy fucks from the city encurage the cat breeding
>Piss rats everywhere
>buy new rifle
>Shoot any cat that wanders on my property
>Managed to nab six cats in one day

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>>37203197
have you made comfy rugs and coats from their fur?

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>>37195999

>be me
>go to take a pee
>fly flying in the wc
>instantly aim and hit it on the fly
>fly drowning in my hot acid pee
>flush while singing 'Hitler Did Nothing Wrong'

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>>37203578

oreiginally LOST