>h-hey, wanna do it or something?
How do you answer
''you will never steal my virginity you wretched succubus''
>>37195774
>sure but i hate wrapping it up, we're going bare
look at her she's probably into all kinds of crazy shit
>>37195774
Only if you have a penis and that condom is for your dick desu
LMAO. GTFO u 4/10 ugly bitch. DEADASS. CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D EVEN ASK ME THAT
Do what?
originalo pastarino
>>37195774
my sexual appetite is completely gone due to the cocktail of pills I take every day so even if I wanted, I couldn't
>>37195774
O-oh okay, sure. If you want. Why not.
>you look so fertile
>let me make you a mother
>>37195774
>Do what? Ohhh, I almost forgot about our anime marathon night..sure y-you pick anime this time
>>37195774
Do you come with the condom
>>37196599
That was close, good job anon
>>37195774
>How do you answer-
I answer by making her pregnant.
>>37195774
But sensei, that's illegal. Just cause I steal hearts doesn't mean I do illegal activities.
>>37195774
fuck off roastie
orignialius
I would say no.
Her casual attitude makes me feel like it would mean more to me than it would to her, and I don't think that would be a good idea.
Not really, but I'll go down on you.
give it to me, miss
>>37195774
>"uh... originally what?"
"do what? like watch a movie or something haha?"
>>37196643
Oh you! Tee hee hee!
>>37195774
>*In a japanese accent*
YES MY TEACHER
>*diamonds*
YES TEACHER
>>37195774
Only if that's a non-latex condom. Because I'm allergic to latex.
That's when you adjust your dick seemingly completely naturally. Watch her go fucking crazy with her eyes. Take your shirt off, walk over to her, pick her up, and carry her to the bed. Put her down based on how you plan to fuck her. Let her know what's coming. Undress her starting with her pants, grope her pussy as you make your way up her body. Kiss her passionately and then push her shirt up. Then take your pants off and see if she undresses herself. If she does then go in, she's ready. If not you need to work her more. Give her foreplay as you take the final articles of clothing off. Then take her to pound town.
-my sister/lover
>>37195774
"Depends.
Are you going to give me a better grade if I make you cum?"
Are you propositioning me for coitus? We haven't even signed the consent forms in triplicate in front of 2 public notaries. Plus you don't even sound enthusiastic about it. In order to protect myself, my reputation and my assets; current and future I must decline until the proper precautions have been made.
[Let's do it.]
>>[I'll think about it.]
>>37195774
Sure, but I don't do condoms and that ridiculous thing wouldn't come anywhere close to fitting even if I did. I hope you're on birth control.