What would you do if you got a girl pregnant?

>>37195634
Raise my child to the best of my ability and not abandon my child like my father did. Try to give them the life I didn't have and hope that they don't make the same mistakes.

raise it with my wife, duh

Make her fall in the staircase

>>37195634
Make her abort so that child wouldn't suffer through a world I hate so much.

Kill the girl, I can't pass down my suffering.

do a victory dance

Break up with her despite how loving she is
Go on an alcohol fuelled bender when I blame her for all my failings in life
Realise I'm really the one to blame
Start to get my shit together, albeit slowly, and do the best I can to be there for my son and her while we both live with our respective parents

Ruined my life by doing it, but I manned up and took responsibility.

>try to get her to get an abortion
>leave the country if she doesn't

>>37195634
>if
>implying im not a virgin/eventually going to lose my virginity

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>>37195725
faggots ruining the world

>>37195634
>What would you do if you got a girl pregnant?
I would have to have sex with a girl for that to be a possibility

Considering this is already a ridiculous hypothetical I might as well say I'm rich and I'm gonna be a great dad

>>37195742

the world ruined us

>>37195634
Raise the kid with her, with the understanding that I work and she doesn't. None of this "childminder" bullshit.

It's happened 3 times already.

First time it happened, she got an abortion without telling me. We broke up after that.

Second time it happened it was with my current partner, at the time girlfriend, she told me a childhood illness left her barren so we had constant unprotected sex without pulling out for months without issues, until a year and a half in she was pregnant. I thought it was the biggest miracle ever, but she was scared. I was trying to convince her to keep it until she miscarried at 7 weeks.

Third time, same partner and still girlfriend, we got an abortion because we weren't ready, and she was too scared of having another miscarriage because she still felt her body wasn't ready.

Now we are married, and getting ready to buy a house before we start trying again.

It's impossible I cannot get an erection.

>>37195839
you're already responsible for the death of 3 children and you want to have more? lol, what a fuck head

>>37195839
Please don't. PLEASE DON'T TRY AGAIN.

Your lady is TERRIBLE and you are TERRIBLE for not having any remorse.

I would go live in Mexico didn't learn spanish for nothing

I have a pregnancy fetish, so I'd probably fuck her brains out while it lasted, always going for creampies, then I'd quit school and help raise the child.

>>37195667
/thread

Oreos

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Wake up and realize that nightmares only happen while I'm awake.

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>implying that could happen for a robot like me

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>>37195634
Be super happy, because it means I've finally found someone who makes me happy and that I could spend the rest of my life with. I might be a lonely virgin, but I'd never sleep with someone just to be able to say that I've lost my virginity; if it ever happens, it'll be with the right person for the right reason.
Then I'd spend the next 9 months enjoying spending time with the love of my life and finally getting to fulfill my lifelong pregnancy fetish.

>>37195634
I'd be happy and raise my kid(s).

Having kids is one of the few dreams I have.

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>>37195686
>>37195688
>>37195725

Only proper answers.

>>37195634
depends if I wanna marry the girl. If not I would try and get sole custody

Im black so id give into my genetics and abandon her

Would never happen. I always wear a condom and pull-out when I have sex.

>>37195634
I haven't thought that far yet if it happened I'd have have to man the fuck up and embrace the life the gf/wife and I have created

Pressure her into having an abortion
I'm not fit to be a father

>a-anon, I'm pregnant!
>who are you?

>>37195839
>scared of having a miscarriage
>so i should have an abortion

wut

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I'd wake up.

Oregano

>>37197778
And it's not like abortions are harmless either. Many women become sterile because of them.

>>37195915
To be fair one was without his knowledge, the other accidental so really only 1-2

I don't know
I am gay

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>tfw literally all you want to do is impregnate beautiful women but you never will

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Get married and live happily as a family.

I'll get out of this board in a hurry. Do this OP.

>>37195634

Make her get an abortion

Run and hide

If she's intelligent than might think about it

Raise the child to be at least better then I could ever be.

>>37195634
>implying I won't become a wizard
I would marry her and raise my child, what else?

>>37195634
If she's ugly i force her to get an abortion. If she's alright looking and pretty nice I make her my qt wife and father the child.

>>37195634
This is a cruel joke. Ask the starving man how to cure food poisoning. The silence is your answer.