What are the advantages of being a lifelong virgin?

Not having to worry about STDs
Not having to worry about potential pregnant
And if it happens you have to pay shitloads of money for the child obviously
No snorting partner at night

>>37195208
Newton and Tesla died virgins.

you tend to die sooner

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>>37195208
Being a virgin makes you less likely to get any STD.

>>37195208
You get to have fun with your life and do as you want, lot lot lot more freedom being single.

>>37195208
Being genetic dead end so clearing way to more able men to pass their superior qualities to next generation.

Not contributing to human suffering by forcing someone into existence.

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>>37195208
When you procreate and have a child you become attached to this reality in a much deeper way. You pass on your eternal infinite energy to your first born. When you yourself die you cease to exist completely but you did your duty and now you may rest and return back to your original form.

If you never procreate this energy which was passed onto you will stay with you. When you die this energy takes you to another place to continue on.

Probably.

>>37195208
i have high stats in that game, if i move to korea and compete will she sucky sucky?

>>37195208
More time to post here instead of fucking

>>37195225
Each one of these could be solved by wearing a condom and fucking thin girls. So what you're saying is there are no benefits to being a virgin.

>>37195597

Not even a vasectomy is 100% effective. And some stds are condom proof. Try again normie.

Of course the biggest one is not wasting hundreds of hours and dollars on courting girls just to get a 5 sec orgasm here and there.

You become more creative and dig always deeper in the fetish you are into

>>37195636
>Of course the biggest one is not wasting hundreds of hours and dollars
I've never spent a dollar getting laid. What the fuck are you talking about? The last girl I went out with bought me food. Is this some beta meme I'm unaware of?

>Not even a vasectomy is 100% effective
A working condom is 100% effective

>And some stds are condom proof
Don't fuck a girl with genital warts and you'll be fine.

>>37195702
>I've never spent a dollar getting laid. What the fuck are you talking about? The last girl I went out with bought me food. Is this some beta meme I'm unaware of?

You're an outlier, wow!

>A working condom is 100% effective

Risk is still there because of human error, Roastie trickery (poked holes in condom, condom cum extracting)

>Don't fuck a girl with genital warts and you'll be fine.

Lifelong virginity works better.

If it isn't by choice nothing and it's indicative of plenty of problems

>>37195702
Settle down slick, you've paid for it somewhere down the line.
Cute that you'd lie tho

>>37195735
>You're an outlier, wow!
Nope. Go out with some female friends. They'll admit they play men for drinks. Last time I went to a bar the girls were joking that they wouldn't have to pay a dollar if they didn't want to. Stop falling for shit. If you're going to buy a girl a drinks just stop, save your money, get a hooker (lol), buy yourself some drinks and take the chance out of it.

>Risk is still there because of human error
Insecure men buying large/XL condoms when they're tiny isn't human error. It's retardation and shouldn't be held against the condom

>Roastie trickery
So bring your own and flush it down her toilet. No holes and you get to fuck her plumbing up in the process.

>Lifelong virginity works better.
I'd kill myself if I were a lifelong virgin

>>37195761
Most men don't pay for sex. You know the /r9k/ escort meme is just a meme right?

>>37195761
>Settle down slick, you've paid for it somewhere down the line.

Yep. Even stuff like cloths and keeping up your appearance counts as expenditures. I haven't gotten a haircut in years cause I know I'm dying a virgin.

>>37195786
>I'd kill myself if I were a lifelong virgin

lol, suicidal bitch. Normie reveals his true colors.

>>37195806
You realise your appearance is useful for more than just getting laid right? Why is it that for virgins everything in life is about sex?

>>37195830
>suicidal bitch
How so? I'm not a virgin and haven't been for 9 years now. Being a permavirgin was never on the cards for me lol

>>37195597
>Each one of these could be solved by wearing a condom and fucking thin girls
Are fat people more likely to have STDs?

>>37195837
>You realise your appearance is useful for more than just getting laid right?

95% of it for getting laid/fitting in, 5% job interviews.

>>37195860
Fat girls are more likely to snore.

>>37195865
>Getting laid and fitting in are the same thing
lol

>>37195870
>>Getting laid and fitting in are the same thing

It undoubtedly is. The majority of female attraction is based on how you rank among your peers.

>>37195911
You don't need to fit in to rank highly. Have you people only ever read about human interaction? I went about 2-3 years with only one friend, an online one, and still dated and fucked several girls. Girls don't give a shit if they like you. This is why women tend to adopt the ideas of their partner, if they like you then it doesn't matter what they think, they now like what you like/what you do.

>>37195744
>indicative of plenty of problems

Just one actually: being unattractive

>>37196353
almost all unattractive people still get laid, often with people that are attractive. If you're actually unable to get laid chances are you're a massive beta and have some psychological and social issues

>>37195208
>no false rape accusations
>no STDs
>no child support extortion
>no stress
>no cheating
>more time on hobbies
>more money on the bank
>more time learning new skills
>no pain on being rejected
>no batshit crazy women in your life

>>37195597
good luck explaining to the judge that you never raped her after she has regret sex. also women are known to sperm jack men to get a free meal ticket.

>>37195208
Ethereal powers that you can channel from the void between this world and the next.

But you'll never get that sweet puss.

>>37196556
>good luck explaining to the judge that you never raped her after she has regret sex
This doesn't happen if she doesn't regret it

>also women are known to sperm jack men to get a free meal ticket
How hard is it to just flush your condom down her toilet? Jesus Christ.

>>37196576
I'm 27 when do I start my apprentice training?

>>37196616
You've a long way to go my friend before you're ready for such power

Freedom, at the cost of love and family

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>>37195702
I don't care about that now explain how are you going to "alpha" the judge and after she accuses you of rape. also remember the court system likes to believe women without any evidence and gives them a free pussy pass without any consequences for false rape accusation. give me your best answers because you are risking your job,criminal record,jail time and having your name pop up in google for a rape accusation.

>>37195786
>I'd kill myself if I were a lifelong virgin
why tho?
it's not that bad

>>37196753
>explain how are you going to "alpha" the judge and after she accuses you of rape
That's not how it works. She has to provide proof of rape. I don't have to mount a defence until she offers evidence to the contrary.

There is a reason even legitimate rape is very hard to prosecute. You've read too many fear-mongering articles.

>>37196788
I remember how I felt at 16 about my virginity and being forever alone. In hindsight I wish I had waited for a girl I really liked instead of just fucking any girl to lose it. I know however that without this hindsight it'd only get progressively worse. I don't know how 20 year old+ virgins can do it.

It reminds me of that 40 year old virgin on Reddit who posted about how he treats women so nicely but he was crying on his 40th because he still was a virgin. It got posted a lot. I couldn't be that guy.

I can say I'm asexual and there are 6 times more asexual men than women.

It's quite insane, if you're asexual you pretty much handhold-less virgin

>>37195208
Literal magic powers once you turn 30.

You fuckers would rather get your dick wet than be able to cast spells.

>>37196845
Not necessarily. Even female asexuals will have sex. One of my exes was an asexual, didn't like sex, didn't get wet, wasn't attracted to men or women. She just liked the company. She still had sex with me and swallowed hundreds of my loads because she said she knew she was "broken" and didn't want to punish me for her problems.

>>37195208
literally none niggee

>>37196873
The only spell over 30 virgins can cast is Greater Turn Women and Greater Pussy Ward with an eternal duration.

>>37196838
you are still going to have cops come to your house and point guns at you after a false rape accusation even without any evidence. also his name is going to pop up on google and companies are not going to hire him anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlZ26yyXOEA


Send an innocence men to jail without any evidence and the judge just believed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPE1K-wH3c

>>37197106
>you are still going to have cops come to your house and point guns at you
I'm not American. I know someone who got falsely accused of rape. Police picked him up, didn't arrest him brought him to the station and had a chat. He was released later.

>Send an innocence men to jail without any evidence and the judge just believed her
>L-look at this shitty judge! This proves my point
No, it doesn't. And it's nothing that would hold up on appeal anyway.

I'm not watching your videos because they're MGTOW and thus inherently biased.

>>37195208

You have some to boast about. Since losing your virginity takes $20 at worse. (even less in the balkans)

>No risk of STDs
>More time to do the stuff you want to do
>Don't have to spend loads of money every year buying your SO jewelry.
>Don't have to worry about a kid taking up all your time

>>37196838
im 27 and virgin
but i don't get why would you kill yourself if you were one
it's not that bad maybe because i do a lot of things,exercise,hiking,work,play games, etc.
just don't go and tell people you know irl that you are one.

>>37197205
Why are you a virgin anon?

>>37197201
>>Don't have to worry about a kid taking up all your time

AND money. You forgot the even more important thing about having kids.

>>37197257
>The only things that matter are wasting my life how I want and money
>Falling for the kike lies
Pathetic

>>37197347
wat?

literally the point of life is to just live and produce shit for earth and reproduce for more beings to produce shit for earth. at that point, the secondary goal of each being is to do w/e the fuck it wants without having other dictating its life. seriously, the fk are you on right now? wanna taste that shit.

I don't want to waste my life on women and kids. I wanna play video games, train and do shootings in the army, watch anime and fap to 2D qt waifus while fucking onaholes, hipholes or sexdolls. oh and buying figures and toys.

No getting some random cunt you hate pregnant and then having to pay most of your paycheck every month to her and your fucked up idiot child for the rest of your life before you kill yourself

>>37197250
because i can
its like an accomplishment thing
i had a lot of chances to lose it tough but i feel that it will change me and i like how i am so i just say to girls that hit on me that im celibate

>>37197429
>literally the point of life is to just live and produce shit for earth and reproduce for more beings to produce shit for earth
>He has literally for the kike's materialism lie
Hopefully you get blown up in the army.

>>37197453
That's fine but you must also realise it's abnormal. Normal incels don't tend to feel that way imo

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>>37197175
>I'm not American. I know someone who got falsely accused of rape. Police picked him up, didn't arrest him brought him to the station and had a chat. He was released later.

well at at least you admit it happens but his reputation is still ruined and people are going to hate him because they don't know the full story that he was falsely accuse of rape.


>No, it doesn't. And it's nothing that would hold up on appeal anyway.

the innocence man still had to spend months in jail before being release and he probably lost his job for missing out on work. I can't believe you are still defending this shit and advising men to risk their reputation or job just to get 30 minutes of pleasure. America is turning just like Spain already and courts are going to accept false rape accusations because it has to be guilty until proven innocence.

>>37197565
>but his reputation is still ruined and people are going to hate him because they don't know the full story that he was falsely accuse of rape.
I disagree with the first part and desu I think the latter part is actually a positive. It gets rid of your "friends" who don't actually give a shit about you, don't believe you when you defend yourself, etc. They aren't really friends.

>the innocence man still had to spend months in jail before being release and he probably lost his job for missing out on work
And then he gets to chase money from the DoJ and legal fees from the lying cunt.

>I can't believe you are still defending this shit and advising men to risk their reputation or job just to get 30 minutes of pleasure.
Because it's so rare and abnormal and, when it does, never goes anywhere that it's so asinine to worry about. Do you avoid public transport due to the threat of bombing or derailment? Do you avoid driving due to fear of some cunt crashing into you? Do you avoid going out in case some dune coon decides to snackbar you and others or some random crazy like ER shoots you from a speeding car? Do you avoid planes because they might crash? Do you avoid eating meat and fish due to risk of food poisoning?

All of these things are possibilities but they're so remote that it's not worth living your life in fear over.

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>>37195208
Never having to/wanting to deal with women in a romantic way is pretty liberating, desu. I'm not stuck being an orbiter because I'm not looking at every relationship through the delusion that it could end in sex, so I'm able to have actual friendships with some girls.Spending my whole life avoiding the social situations that would lead to fucking like dates or parties sounds good to me, less money spent and less bad times had. When I need to fuck something there is an increasingly wide selection of toys and dolls out there I could use, no reason or need for a real human pussy.


>>37197460
Shoo, shoo >>>/pol/

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>>37197460
>resorts to cheap bait because he has no way to roast me

(pic related)

>Hopefully you get blown up in the army.

unfortunately for you, i won't. my country is not shit-usa. we are not deployed to pointless wars. quit the opposite, we just train and enjoy civilian lives every day.

>>37195702
>I've never spent a dollar getting laid. What the fuck are you talking about? The last girl I went out with bought me food.
Things that never happened.txt

>>37197676
Probably a feminist lying to make us think females are superior, just ignore him/her/it/helicopter

>>37197453
>>37197453

I prefer saying that I don't date. It's simpler and less sexual.

>>37197649
So you're a welfare queen who contributes nothing.

>>37197676
It is true. I'm still with her. She bought me a nugget meal. We went back to my place that night. Spent literally nothing on her.

>>37197700
This is me
>>37197734
Females are inherently inferior. So no, not a feminist or a female. Sorry mate

>>37197482
being abnormal is being better than normal? or worst than normal?
not an incel

>>37197754
>not an incel
Whether you're incel or volcel is semantics. You're still living the same lifestyle which is what we're talking about here. In your case I'd say it's better to be abnormal. You seem happy with your life and that's what matters here.

>>37196966
Sounds like spells worth learning, IMO.

Proven lower risk of:
-Cancer
-Heart disease
-Dementia
-Arthritis
-Stroke
-Parkinson's
-Cataracts
-Hearing loss
-And all other old age-related diseases

>>37197676
I believe him I have a chad relative and he said the same thing. women are giving out sex like candy to chads and leaving other men with nothing. only the few same of group of men are getting laid.

>>37198170
You're talking about veganism. Not virginity

>>37195231
Newton possibly took cock up his ass. He never slept with a woman though.

>>37198170
Let's see the proof, virgin.

>>37198236
Easy

How can you develop heart disease if you kill yourself before age 30?

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>>37196507
You make good points but you still get rejected by potential mates. You DO avoid the heartbreak of getting married, having your wife cheat on you, slander your name, and take your money though

>>37197460
>dude fuggin jews xDD

;)

>>37200097
>can't prove it wrong
>starts le juice amirite guiz hahaha letz sav da wrld next week /b/ xDDD posting
Just admit I'm right

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>>37195208

none, zero, NOT A SINGLE ONE

whatever """""ADVANTAGE""""" you see posted in this thread are just bad coping mechanisms and lies people themselves

>b-b-but STD

get a condom you retard

>b-b-but pregancy

GET A CONDOM YOU RETARD

>b-b-but a condom might rip

it's harder to happen than you think, it only happens if it's expired of if shes not wet enough

carry one of those lube tubes, put a bit if you notice shes not wet enough, lube is not just for anal

the wetness doesnt depend only on how horny she is, it also depends on her hormonal cycle

>>37200759

Nah. The amount of effort a robot would have to put in just to get sex alone makes it not worth it. Paying for it is paying too much, and trying is trying to hard for a prize that won't be worth it because the girls in our league are trash like us.