>jerked off to a picture of myself.

>>37193179
I've jerked off to a recording I made of me jerking off.

What's your point?

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>>37193179
You lost any remaining value you had in my eyes anon.

>>37193179
I recommend this, it increases confidence.

>>37193793
Same. Is this common?

>>37193179
>not posting it
what are you waiting for

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion". In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and, uh, "Against All Odds". Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio", a great, great song, a personal favorite.

>>37193931
Don't know, I've only done it once. I have been told I sound very narcissitic sometimes.

How did you do this? If I even see a picture or recording of myself it always makes me cringe

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>tfw wanked looking at my hands wearing gloves on my penis and my shaved chubby legs

Once in a hotel room I stripped naked and kissed myself in a full body mirror and jerked off til I came. I came in like 10 seconds and it felt shitty, but I was really turned on while it was happening.

>>37193179
I would try it but I'm ugly even for myself.

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Solipsism.

The reddest of pills.

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i hate the way i look but i jerk off to myself in the mirror a lot. it's great, honestly

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>>37193179
>he's attractive enough to find himself attractive
get off board normie

>>37193997
>tfw not patrick bateman

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>>37193179
>jerked off to a video i made of op jerking off to a pic of himself

>>37193179
Post one here if you are 18+. I also want to jerk off to it.

>>37193179
>tfw jerked off to looking at myself in the mirror

If I were a hot girl I'd be able to Jack off to myself in the mirror

>>37193179
Jerk off to a picture of me from 10 years ago.
I'm 18

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>>37193179
>made a cum tribute to myself while watching a video of me jerking off to a video of me jerking off.

is it gay if you turn yourself on?

>>37193179
>Take picture of yourself jerking off to a picture of yourself every day for a year, the next day jerk off to that picture
>Become a legend

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>tfw porn artist
>draw all the porn/fetish I like
>can't fap to any of them

>>37196081
No it just means you're psychologically abnormal.

>>37196150
Draw me some and maybe we can do it togheter.

>>37196186
aka gay?

>>37196265
Go and tell anyone irl that you literally turn yourself on. I promise 9 out of 10 will think you're some kind of narcissistic psychopath.

>>37196365
what if you turn yourself on because you have a skinny twink body? is that still straight?

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>>37194229
P-post chubby legs and cock please

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>>37195871
oreganoliocomentario

>>37196372
Do YOU have skinny twink body?

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>>37196676
Ofc
Desublox

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>>37196726
moar desu
oreganolipizzacomentari

>>37196372
sexuality isn't that black and white.

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>>37196774
Niet
Oreganoweebano

I've unironically masturbated to thoughts of fucking my clone and coming in my mouth. N-nothing wrong with it, r-right?

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>>37196891
Nope anon, perfectly normal.

>>37196891
I want a clone so we can play SSBB to determine who's bot and top for the month.

>>37193179
Yoa are a hero OP.