Any guys here ever have female orbiters? What were they like?

Annoying, ugly, and talk too much

>>37190651
Do you think the green creature knows he's fucking his brains, but he still doesn't care?

>>37190651
>ugly jewish girl
>retarded indian girl
>petite asian girl
>black girl i was good friends with

never was famous enough for one

>>37190670
Fuck off namefag, you're worse than the fembots

>>37190651
I dunno, she is just there, kinda like my shadow,
comforting knowing she is there, whenever something goes wrong in my life or I'm feeling like shit, she is always there for me.
and I just let my anger on her, takes it like a champ.

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she was absolutely beautiful and i rejected her like a dumb ass because i had a lot of shit on my plate

>Annoying
>Always near you but would never actually talk to you
>Laugh at all your shit jokes

I've got one now. She's a girl I met online wayyy back in the day (talking AOL chatroom days) and now we live fairly close to one another. But she's got two kids from two dads and she's always texting me about this or that. She's a nice girl, but that's way too much baggage and she doesn't really respect her body.

I ghosted her desu, I feel like a shitty person for it but I wasn't attracted to her and her attempts to talk to me annoyed me. Made me understand all the fembots who have ghosted me before so I am not mad, just disappointed in myself for being a trash human

>>37190651
I'm a fembot with women orbiting me do I count

very, very ugly. Like horrendous. I felt like I was being preyed upon because I was shy and weak but not completely deformed so she singled me out like a preying mantis

Ugly with a big belly, only fucking her because it's the only woman into me at the moment and for pratice. It's annoying as fuck how she keeps texting me all the time and then spamming "?" when I don't respond.

>>37190737
Is her name Alexandra by any chance

>>37191275
Oh my god, I fucking hate when people send me "?".

I am a fembot orbiting a guy I met on /b/

>>37192125
why the fuck would you orbit a 15 year old retarded boy

>>37192139
He's 27, good job...

>>37192203
Me too, will you orbit me too?

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>>37190651
Female orbiter here.

>overly polite
>weirdly nice
>vulgar sense of humor
>alternate between being loud and spazzing out about my favorite things and being nervously, austically quiet
>klutzy
>and not in the cute teen movie way, in the "why are you pouring that coffee into your lab are you retarded" way.
>constantly develop romantic obsessions with men who I think are below or at my league because of course they won't reject me
>they reject me

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>>37192299
Samefag. Some green texts for the OP.

>guy approaches me at museum
>we hang out a couple of times over the span of a couple weeks
>get drunk, say I love him
>he ghosts me
>I long text him rants about how much I love him
>have several classes with him
>always too nervous to answer
>he always says my fucking answer

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>>37192351
>friends with a guy
>he's incredibly nice to me, I appreciate it
>gives me his phone number, says to call him whenever
>my mom gets sick
>start texting him these really dark messages about death and dying and loss
>no response
>depair
>he invites me to his house
>he's not there
>call his phone
>pizza pizza
>think it's him playing a prank
>spend ten minutes trying to tell a pizza pizza manager to open his door, flirting
>he shows up in doorway
>without phone
>oh
>"lol i gave you a pizza place isn't that funny"
>"yeah lol"
>i told some 40 year old pizza place manager about my psychotic meltdown after my mom's diagnosis
>"yeah anyway this chick at work gave me a blowjob"
>lou reed: shrill yell

>>37192299
>>constantly develop romantic obsessions with men who I think are below or at my league because of course they won't reject me
Please do this with me, and then get drunk and say you love me

>>37192408
this treatment is only for chad. dont be silly

>>37192272
Yes.
>>37192299
You just described me

>>37192465
>Yes.
Cool. What's your Skype?

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>>37192395
>brother introduces me to his robot friend
>i complain to brother that boys don't like me
>"robot likes you"
>"why? did he say something?"
>"no, but, like, come on. you're the only girl he talks to, and you're funny and like all the same stuff as him. he has to be hot for you."
>A New Hope
>develop a crush purely based on the idea that this guy already likes me
>completely ignore all red flags, obsess over his good attributes
>fantasize about visiting my family's cottage together, taking his virginity, cuddling
>we start calling each other over the phone
>hours long conversations
>he starts telling me stuff he never told his best friend
>A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
>meet him IRL
>he ignores me, mostly talks to my brother and his best friend
>it's cool, we just met and he's known these guys for years
>keeps ignoring me
>i follow him around like a puppy
>he deliberately sits away from me
>checks his fucking phone when I try snuggling him while we listen to records
>cry
>hang out again
>everyone goes to sleep
>ask if he wants to go night walking
>"nah, I'm tired."
>he goes on fucking efukt
>cry
>texts me when he's drunk
>cute conversation
>he randomly says that he masturbates to me
>uh okay that's super weird but you're hammered so whatever
>neither of us mention it again, but I'm still friendly
>hang out again
>he leaves while I help clean his apartment
>gets dragged to strip club by his dad
>cry
>he comes back, drunk
>starts hugging me
>finally!
>kiss his cheek
>"didn't mean it like that."
>cry
>he apologizes later
>try to get over him but it's hard when he's your brother's roommate and his best friend is your coworker
>he has a crush on your brother's gf

>>37192426
>chad
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

>>37192465
Hey kid wanna /ss/ (suffer severely)?

>>37192408
You wouldn't like it IRL.

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>>37192299
I used to be like you until I gave up on romantic relationships, I feel for you.

>>37192505
>You wouldn't like it IRL.
I promise I'll like you. I already like you. I promise.

It's pretty comfy. I have three right now, almost I've had at once was 8

>>37192505
This is all incredibly depressing m'am.

>>37190651
> Be me 23
> Meet guy online
> We date for 9 months
> I fly to his city and meet him
> he breaks up with me as soon as I fly home
> says he loves his ex, he thought he could be happy with me but he can't be
> we fight, on and off friends until January this year
> He starts dating a girl he met on tinder. Says he will break up with her every other week
> We make plans to meet up again
> He not only meets up with me but meets up with his ex ( just for coffee with her)
> When he flies home he breaks up with Tinder girl and deletes Tinder
> Whatever, I remain friends with him
> Talk everyday
> Suggests we meet in a town his ex doesn't live in

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>Tfw no female orbiters

Yeah, I had a few. Most of them were annoying but I'm dating one of the non annoying ones now and have been fo almost 2 years

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>>37192535
I haven't given up, sort of.

I sometimes get super melodramatic and start whining about how I'm too smart and kind for guys and how people only want jerks and blah blah blah I'm going to be a spinster like all great women blah blah blah. When I settle down I realize that a negative attitude is just self-defeating and cynicism the refuge of losers.

Hope you feel better, anon.

>>37192567
That's validating, so thank you!

>>37192579
>he starts dating a girl he met off Tinder
REEEEEEEE


The guy in my first story did that.

>"I'm not ready for a relationship. I'm too damaged by my last oneitis."
>"That's okay. Let's be friends, then."
>"FWB?"
>"No."
>"Bye."
>three months
>"Hi anon, I know I haven't spoken to you in forever but I miss being friends. By the way, here's a bunch of pictures of my girlfriend."

At first I thought he was being kind (trying to let me down gently) but then I remember him deleting my comments on any of his Normiebook shit and I am starting to wonder if he was trying to bed me when he was starting to date this chick.

Although your situation is way worse because you were with this guy for 9 months.

>>37192505
>friends force me to make an OKC
>see one guy that seems super cute
>madly in love
>lowkey cyberstalk him, find out what bands we have in common via his discogs and last.fm
>message him about those bands
>he tells me that he's never connected to someone the way he's connected to me
>wow!
>get date
>i get a fancy haircut, put on makeup for once, buy new dress and shoes
>date goes okay, but I'm shy
>start my pathetic pattern of following a boy like a puppy
>follow him to work
>he high fives me
>texts me later that night saying he really wants to be friends, but that he wants to shut down all romantic possibility
>that's okay!
>he ghosts me
>literally vomit because I'm so heartbroken
>not over this one guy but what his rejection represents
>he was a manlet and I was taller than him
>roommate asks if I'm okay
>vomit again

>>37192693
>i get a fancy haircut, put on makeup for once, buy new dress and shoes
Right in the feels cause I can picture this and the excitement and hope there.
That's ruff. If I was single I'd give you a holler.

>>37192351
>>37192395
>>37192505
>>37192693
Just depresses me as a 33 year old guy who has never had gf.

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>>37192715
>that's ruff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL37UEdQTvA

lol, I appreciate that.

>>37192740
Call me Chet Baker 'cause I fall in love way too easily.

>>37192693
>high school me
>crush on this boy
>he seems really nice
>watch Star Wars together
>rubix cube race
>he becomes popular, we don't talk very much
>still really clear that I like him
>i made him fucking cookies for his birthday
>one of my male friends went to a party with him
>at the party he joked that "face fucking fembot would be too easy, she's a slut for me. I'd hand her a dandelion and she'd be on her knees."
>jokes on him because of shit like that I'm terrified of being pumped and dumped and am a virgin at 23.

>>37192775
pls b in uk and fall for me instead


In before 'Nooo, you wouldn't like it!'.

reeee!

>>37192693
One word: clingy. Possibly the most unattractive (but fixable) trait of a romantic partner. He wants a girlfriend, not a daughter!

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haha yeah I had one for a while

>last year of HS
>am quiet, go to library a lot to study
>this girl starts sitting next to me at the computers and at the desks
>she's a loud stacey that everyone likes (but not that pretty, just very socially confident / successful)
>stares at me a lot
>did this stupidly cringey thing where when I left the library every evening she'd yell out "BYE ANON"
>let me remind you that this is a library that is pin drop silent and she'd pull this shit every time
>sometimes she'd be "normal" and just say "seeya" if she left the library early
>she never ever talked to me, yet somehow knew me by name and what subject I did
>whenever I was talking to a common friend she'd sit right next to me and join in the conversation but not say anything directly to me
>once I was one of the last people left at the library so she left around 5 minutes earlier and waited at the door to the front of the HS with her friend just to talk to me. Or at least tried to talk to me
>literally couldn't stop stuttering
>stops in the middle of her sentence and starts giggling because she can barely complete her sentence
>convo ends soon after since I need to catch the train home
>carries on with the whole autistic 'loudly saying "BYE ANON" every time she left'
>she still hasn't had a proper conversation with me, probably expecting me to initiate or some shit but I got studies to do
>one day she tries it again and I ignore her
>she ignores me after that

Even though she wasn't pretty I probably would have fugged her if she could talk to me like a normal human being, she seemed like a nice enough person.

>tfw studies got me into one of the world's top unis
>tfw course is computer science so no girls
>tfw it's been one year after I got into uni
>tfw still a virgin

no ragrets

Once. Met her in a clinic.

300lbs but pretty sweet. Would have banged her if I wasn't so afraid of women.

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>>37190651
I have a boy (female) orbiter. I'm a malebot.

he's basically the following:
>ugly manlet
>autistic and completely socially inept
>won't stop bothering me for sex
>usually dresses like a regular guy, but dresses up in female clothing when meeting with me one on one and pretends it's not for me
>says cringey shit like "haha if you ever need practice you can take my virginity lol"

>>37190651
Very annoying

>>37192839
>boy (female)
do you mean girl(male) or what because that story doesnt really make sense

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>>37192795
I'm a Canuck.

And no, I genuinely believe people wouldn't like me. People probably read this and imagine one of the cute flavors of the month on this site, or some Stacey with Bangs.

>>37192799
Part of me has no issue with clinginess and thinks the revulsion towards it is completely misguided.

>it is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy. It is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others.

Other times I agree and have no clue where to begin. I can't help but express what I feel, even when I try to obscure it.

>as it has been said
>love and a cough cannot be concealed
>even a small cough
>even a small love

>>37192809
I relate to this girl but I'm glad you don't feel badly about the experience.

>>37192857
a boy (female) is a biological female that crossdresses as a male.

>>37192870
DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?

I wish I had a female orbiter. Or even a female friend who was interested in playing online/coop games together. Romantic online relationship, long distance, or even personal. I would trade the world to have a female companion that is as much of a cornerstone in my life as I am to theirs.

How does one get an orbiting fembot?. This is my daydream

>>37192870
>I genuinely believe people wouldn't like me. People probably read this and imagine one of the cute flavors of the month on this site, or some Stacey with Bangs.
You really need to stop putting things on people like you know them. You aren't a good judge of character if you've already been used this many times.

>>37190651
Yes.

Fat or

>>37190674
>black girl i was good friends with

Fucking same.

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>>37192886
Hopefully soon.

>>37192911
>good judge of character

I don't think the issue is my ability to assess people. I think it's that I give people way too many chances. My Stacey friends would drop a guy if he was under 6 ft, Asian, awkward, went on 4chan, etc. I've shown them pictures of my crushes and had them literally start screaming in a library with disgust. I continue to try and see the best in people and explain their actions even though it shouldn't matter to an adult.

>>37192914
Black girls have it insanely hard in the dating scene and that's terrible.

>>37192969
>I continue to try and see the best in people

Then apply it here, but you pick awful people.

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>>37192969
Samefag.

Take >>37192505 this dude, my current crush.

When I told my other brother, who's a total chad, about this guy

>awkward
>gf-less
>not in school
>working minimum wage
>probably a functional alcoholic

(as a friend, not in a romantic context) his response was "what a fucking loser. Why do you hang out with this guy?"

I tried to point out that he's nice and funny and cute and we like the same things. I realised those things don't matter to normal people and might give me insight into why I'm single and my 25 year old friend working at Dairy Queen is dating Chad.

I should just go after Chad like everyone else.

>>37192995
Chads are way less picky than robots because robots only want alternative staceys with bangs

t.alternative stacey with bangs

>>37192299
>>37192351
>>37192395
>>37192505
>>37192693
>>37192775
>>37192870
>>37192969
>>37192995
I don't know if you're all samefag but I hope so because you seem like a downright broken person I'd actually like to hang out with

Your somewhat existent self-awareness, inability to judge people in a rather objective manner leading you to make the same mistakes again and again, and you part self-contradicting opinion about clinginess make you adorable.

Please be my internet friend.

>>37192995
I think it's because you fall for the robot/Chad meme like all the other retards here.

Actual robots don't really interact with other human beings, or have girls crushing on them (because they sit in their rooms all day due to mental illness). You will never meet them, so they might as well not exist in this equation.

*All* guys you've been going after are Chads or cyborgs, just loser ones. Go after good, decent guys instead and completely disregard the robot/Chad categories.

>>37193034
>t.alternative stacey with bangs
b gf!!!!!!!

>>37192995
>attention whoring this hard
>trying to pass herself off as a cutesy shy fembot
Hmmm sorry if there's been some misunderstanding anon but i looks like i'm catching you out on your bullshit. Correct me if i'm wrong

>>37193034
I require a valid picture of your bangs to prove your point.

Personally, I find women that have their hairstyle incorporating bangs to look significantly cuter.

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>>37192986
>awful people

Which ones? Because I don't really think not wanting to marry me = bad person.

>>37193034
Yep. Eggman articulated that pretty damn well.

>>37193048
>broken
Yikes, I don't think I'm that far gone.

>self contradicting
Wah?

>internet friend
Jokes on you, I'm paranoid.

>but I appreciate this post very much

>>37193050
>good decent guys
<normie meme> Bitch, where?</normie meme>

>>37193059
Oh, I'm totally attentionwhoring. But I'm contibuting what I hope is interesting greentexts so hopefully that compensates.

Glad you think I'm cutesy. It's even more insufferable in real life. I'm hatchet faced and tall, but act like an adolescent who watched too much My Life Me.

I'm a female orbiter, and I quite like the lifestyle. I'll usually go for interesting chads, but they've got to be interesting!
My characteristics;
>masculine face (jaw, brow, high hairline)
>masculine personality (physical [not hugs], "bants", scientific)
>independent interests
>YOLO life
>angry
>overweight? You'd have a hard time telling with clothes on.
5/5 of past female friends have confessed to liking me romantically, and all identified as straight. Not many men though.

Not a cuckqueen by any rate. If they get a gf/start seeing someone then i'll be a little heartbroken and drop it. My current one is quite interesting because despite being super attractive he gives off vibes he's into me, then becomes twice as cold the next morning.
If I had the opportunity to date them if they WERE interested, I think I'd decline. I enjoy the tension, and a real relationship is time consuming so I prefer to keep it in my head for when it's convenient.

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>>37193109
>>broken
>Yikes, I don't think I'm that far gone.
Given your incredibly low standards you have for guys and becoming obsessed easily have to be symptoms from shitty parenting, or generally a trauma. This cannot come from nowhere, hence broken.

>>self contradicting
>Wah?
You being pro clinginess but also against it.

>>internet friend
>Jokes on you, I'm paranoid.
Hmm, that's too bad then. I bet we would have a good time.

>>but I appreciate this post very much
And I appreciate your appreciation of my post.

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>>37193162
>shitty parenting

My parents are good people
>but yeah

>trauma
I basically got Carrie-at-the-prom'ed everyday for four years.
>also got abused but let's not go there

>broken
I still resent that term! I'm (mostly) functional! I have a degree and stuff! A professor just emailed me back about lab work! I'm semi-hygienic!

>pro clinginess
I just think that all humans want relationships, and this nonsensical "play it cool" culture is cancerous to the sincerity that humans crave. I think having to wait three days to call someone back when you just want to tell them you had a nice time is a stupid, insecure mind game. If I like someone, I say so.

As long as boundaries are respected, I think clinginess being bad is often a meme.

>i appreciate your appreciat....

>>37193109
Well you're honest about it. But seriously
>highjacking a thread directed at robots with your sexual orientation
You should just stick to your 10000 fucking fembot threads we have around these parts. It would make things a lot easier for all the beta orbiters in this thread

To have fembot orbiters you have to be out of someones league. And no robot is out of anybody's league. Just look at all these orbiters orbiting a fembot orbiter. What a meme

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>>37193216
>My parents are good people
Are they? If so, then why have you been
>abused
and
>Carrie-at-the-prom'ed everyday for four years (whatever the fuck that means)
Didn't they care about your well being then?

>not broken but functional
Being broken doesn't necessarily affect your ability to function. The fact that you undermine your non-broken-ness with surface info like having a degree, having hygiene and shit doesn't mean that you can not be. Look at the show Mad Men for example. Don Draper is a successful and respectable creative director in his marketing company, has three kids and a beautiful wife. But does these things make him less broken? Hell no. Most people pretend to be your average Joe in order to be perceived as normal and not becoming shunned for the outcasts they actually are.
I don't intend to imply what you are though, just wanted to clarify what is what and from your given information you rather seem broken - but most people are anyways.

>clinginess
It wasn't my intention to judge your opinion in regards to that negatively. I actually share your very attitude to it. I, too, don't why it is such a meme to be as cool and passive about interpersonal relations. Just shows how disconnected the majority of our society is with their emotions and glorify hypocrisy over anything with substance any day every day.

And now that I think about it, it just makes me profoundly sad how passionless and hypocritical people are in general.

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>>37193373
My parents are good people, but that doesn't mean that things can escape their capabilities.

>broken
Well, if a toaster was broken, you'd interpret that as being a loss of function. I assume the same is for people, just what the function of a person is supposed to be is obscure (or nonexistent. if you're a nihilist/existentialist). So either a human can only be broken if they fail to do what they conceive to be their purpose OR no one can be broken because no one has any function.

>surface info
That was a joke. Although I was happy about that email just now.

>don d raper
kek

>share that attitude
>substance
>"passionless and hypocritical"
This, oh god, this. People are so horrifically flippant in every aspect of their lives and their categories for friendship and love are astronomically low and what's worse is that they're happy about it.

>>37193162
I look at this pic and think of how the earth would be a great place if it wasn't inhabited mostly by idiots.

Sort of, I guess. A couple times in high school a girl had a crush me but I was too autistic to realize and eventually got annoyed by their clinginess but was ultimately too polite to tell them I was getting sick of them being around all the time.

>VERY friendly
>Hugs every time they see me and every time they say goodbye
>Like a 10 - 20 second close, stomachs touching hug, one of her legs up 'ironically'
>Would laugh at every joke I made, even ones I knew were bad
>Whenever groups were required, they'd pick me
>Eventually would often want to hold on to some of my stuff for the day, almost always keeping it in her bra

Ironically, later on I had a crush on one of them well after she had gotten over me. Was borderline obsessed with her for a good 6 months.

>>37193557
>annoyed
That words keeps coming up.

What is so annoying about these girls?

>after she had gotten over me

Is it that they like you?

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>>37193442
>parents
If you say so, then it's a-okay.

>broken
I- I gave you the general definition of "broken" in regards to human beans with the Don D. Raper example; internal suffering and inability to alleviate it while it affects (almost) every aspect of your life. That's why Raper earns his bread with being a master bullshitter.

>People are so horrifically flippant in every aspect of their lives and their categories for friendship and love are astronomically low and what's worse is that they're happy about it
>being happy about it
>happy
DELET
THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST
Truly, ignorance is a bliss, and all evil originates from ignorance. I think people like us will be sorted out of the gene-pool for good, I guess. Why do you think the chances of meeting genuine and kind people is almost zero?

>>37193586
I used to ask myself that a lot. 'Do I only like girls that I think I can't have?' I don't think that's the case (at least now).

I think it all boils down to the fact that they didn't give me much alone time at school. I am kind of introverted (even moreso back then) and sometimes I just don't feel like talking or listening to anyone because daily interactions grind away at me, even when I enjoy them.

>>37193616
>you like the room
What does it say about me that all my major relationships involve that fucking movie? Or that my best friend bought me the Disaster Artist the year it came out?

>making a reference to the ryan reynolds moving about walking

>internal suffering
>alleviate it

I definitely get down more than most people, but I have a hard time saying I suffer when I've never been suicidal.

>pisses me off the most
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm a complete moralfag, and I'm always beating myself up for not living up to my moral standards (ie. eating meat, not calling my family). Meanwhile Random Jackoff who screams at his wife in public and punches meter maids thinks he's a Real Human Hero because he hasn't given a five year old a concrete enema.

>gene pool
Jokes on you, being a depressing sadsack is probably polygenetic and not subject to intense selection pressure because we're both probably gonna get sloppy seconds someday.

>almost zero
I've met a couple. No clue how or why. Even when I make friends I can't articulate the experience.

Man, getting rejected sucks, but rejecting is even worse, especially if you're a robot and aren't used to it

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She has red flags. Should have noped out earlier. Pic related.

>>37193880
why not just fuck her? keeping a girl as a fb is the most chill relationship you can have.

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>>37193704
>The Room
I guess that's noice. Also, is The Disaster Artist recommendable?
>tfw you have a friend who buys what you like

I didn't know to that I'm referencing, since I never watched the mentioned movie, so, jokes on you, I guess.

>internal suffering
Y'know, you can also suffer without becoming suicidal. For 21 years I've never been suicidal despite my horrendous circumstances I grew up and still live in. Just recently I've been more ... pessimistic, to say the least.

>real heroes
There are quite a bunch of them. What's wrong with eating meat though? Fuck animals. A stupid fucking whale cannot build a skyscraper, doesn't it? Animals are only good for getting eaten, being pets or noice accessory.

>sloppy seconds
What do you mean by this? If you mean fucking, then I already lost my virginity. Do not recommend with someone you're prone to rationalize their shitty personality.

>actually friendly people out there
Are they still your friends? I never had such an experience. Nobody likes me in the slightest.

Anyways, it was noice writing with you. Gotta go outside and enjoy the good weather now. Have a good life! And get only deflowered when the person is truly likeable, or else you'll regret it instantly after sex/climaxing. Or given by your standards you may not at all.

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>>37193908
We were fb. She initiated. Then she started to spaghetti her feels.

She had lots of red flags. Mainly trying to show me off to her friends, writing posts about me on her Tumblr blog, trying to take pictures of me and her together when I don't like having my pictures taken, being extra needy, crying when I don't answer her text messages fast enough, forcing me to hold hands with her.

I later found out that she was getting through a rough breakup and that she was just using me to try to get over her ex. She even went back to him a few times (without my knowledge) to try to get back together with him. Whenever he rejected her, she would come over to me to cry her fucking eyes out and use me as an emotional tampon.

When she finally got over her ex, she got over me. Barely 2 weeks later she moved on to fucking someone else except this time without the emotional stability. I was basically the cheap rebound.

So yeah. fuck Stacies. Trust in yourself and be strong for yourself. Never become vulnerable around women like that or show vulnerabilities. They will usually have ulterior motives and will DESTROY you.

>>37193988
meant to say 'emotional instability'.

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I currently have 2 female orbiters, good and bad

the bad one:
>ratty
>fucked up teeth
>slut
>painful to be around
>see her pretty much every week when I go out with my friends
>doesn't understand that I hate her even after I rejected her twice

the other one I was too dumb to realize was even orbiting me until I put the pieces together on saturday:
>cute
>funny
>somewhat edgy
>from same country as me (I'm an immigrant)
>tall and slim
>always trying to hit up conversations with me
>single but used to go out with a dude that I met couple months back that is becoming a real good friend of mine

I've been a robot for a while now but I think in the next couple of weeks I'm gonna step into the world outside and become full on normie since I am planning on finally asking orbiter no.2 out. I'm so fucking nervous I've been shaking for the last 2 days

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>>37192969
Why do black girls like Asian guys?

t. asian

>>37193988
I don't see what's wrong, you had sex. If anything it's you the one who should become a little more resistant to drama in order to enjoy things. All the drama and all the shit, well, that's just how girls are, you just learn to ignore it.

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In highschool I had two twins that both were madly in love with me, orbiting me and they both knew each other did. I was not remotely attracted to either of them and my excuse was that I couldn't choose between them in fear of hurting the other. But because everyone knew they orbited me it meant other girls couldn't pursue me and I couldn't pursue other girls, which ruined my life and made me a robot.
Don't get orbiters anons

>t. 3/10 20 y/o virgin

>>37192505
>>he goes on fucking efukt
My fucking sides

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>>37190651
ugly and boring
they still expected me to do the whole work for them
it's ridiculous
was funny to tease them for a while but it got boring really fast

honestly it's more fun orbiting unobtainable oneitis yourself

>>37194164
because you're submissive and black females are the alphas of the female world

>>37194091
Just fucking do it, faggot.
An attractive female is making it obvious that she's into you. You're most likely not going to be rejected.

>>37192775
>at the party he joked that "face fucking fembot would be too easy, she's a slut for me. I'd hand her a dandelion and she'd be on her knees."
guys talk shit a lot just so you know, they don't neccessarily mean it but they still do
most simply don't get caught on that
just so you know

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>>37193971
Disaster Artist was so funny I read it in one sitting on a school night.

>twin peaks
Excellent taste.

>mentioned movie
Good. I hate Drive now because every movie forum I follow is full of teenaged boys posting pics of themselves in the driver's outfit.

>without being suicidal
I suppose. I just hate being melodramatic.
>was melodramatic this whole thread

>fuck animals
I see very little difference between humans and animals and appeals to their capabilities (building stuff) falls flat to me because (1) I don't think a stupid human deserves to die and (2) I can't build shit and I like not dying. If pain can be avoided, it should.

>lost my virginity
Stand back, normie scum!
>jk anon sorry it wasn't good for you

>friends
I lucked out. I have one really great friend although she's become a little more flakey since getting a bf, but I'm cool. I have some more casual friends (although I always aspire for a deeper friendship).

>likes me
You sound pretty awesome to me.

>standards
Honestly, I thank God that the first dude I greentexted about left me drunk in the middle of the city one night instead of walking me home and trying to get it in. If I had fucked him, I'd probably be even more fucked up now.

God speed, anon.

>>37194164
I'm white, so I can't say.

And probably anime.

>>37194556
He also did the "want a cupcake" thing where he farted in my face. My life is just fodder for greentexts, at this point.

>>37194868
>My life is just fodder for greentexts, at this point.
I want to be part of your life and enjoy them.

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>>37194850
Oh, I totally know that he was a teenaged boy bragging about his sexual prowess at a party. I don't think badly of him now that I'm an adult woman. As an awkward teenaged girl with a pizza face and sweat stains on her uniform? Not so much.

>tfw no pure bf
>>37194600
It's the most dangerous game....

>>37194846
How about being a decent person and not exploiting the affections of human beings who want a genuine relationship with you?

Pumping and dumping this chick makes you no better than Stacies who get their betas to buy them shit or do their homework.

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>>37190668
This. Why it's always fatties? I'm not not fucking ugly, I'm only asking for a 5/10 for once, dammit.

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>>37194899
Here's one:

>midnight screening of Harold and Maude
>I am so fucking down
>hanging out in the lobby, trying to keep my spagoots in my patoots
>guy in line in front of me
>"are you alone?"
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>"yeah."
>"that's cool. most people don't have the balls to go to movies alone."
>"or eat alone. But I don't care, if I want food, no social norms are gonna hold me back."
>conversation
>goes well
>omg I'm pulling this off
>get excited
>start talking loud
>start moving my arms
>upper cut him
>in the fucking face
>blood everywhere
>oh god
>"you stupid fucking cunt, what's wrong with you?!"
>"oh jeez, uh, I'm sorry.."
>"For fuck's sake lady, watch it."
>other normies circling, asking what's wrong
>"Uh, can I...uh...buy you....nachos?"
>"Nachos? Are you fucking retarded?"

>>37195004
Why won't you let me love you? I don't understand.

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>>37195004
>upper cut him
wtf man

how big are you sugartits?

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>>37195004
>"Uh, can I...uh...buy you....nachos?"

Got one now. She's got a bald boyfriend who's an accountant, pretty sure she's in love with me, and she keeps trying to fuck but she's ugly, crazy, not a very nice person, and I literally can't get hard when she's near me

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>>37190670
Probably bait but if not we have a place for your kind you useless cunt dribble

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>>37195004
>autistically flail out and uppercut the only normal person who has ever talked to you
>offer to buy him nachos

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>>37195141
5'7.
>>37195230
>>37195467
Not even the worst that's ever happened.

>dragged to party by sister
>already a little tipsy from pre-drinking to quell anxiety
>go up to a guy wearing a band shirt I recognise
>start autistically rambling about the band
>"okay great cool I don't even really like them but whatever"
>walk away and hide
>start drinking quietly on the side of the room
>hot girl walks up to him
>Her: "didn't they have that song from that movie with Brad Pitt and Edward Norton?"
>Him: "oh my god, yeah! Fight Club! That's so cool you know that. Not a lot of chicks do."
>Me: "EVERYONE HAS FUCKING HEARD OF FIGHT CLUB IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST HOTLY DEBATED FILMS OF THE 90S."
>everyone in the room stops and looks at me
>I make fingerguns and run into the kitchen

>>37195568
>5'7
we both know that's not what I asked

>>37195600
I don't know what you mean, then.

Like, if I'm strong? I'm not. I was actually in physio for more than a year after a car crash. My arms are spaghetti noodles, friend.

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>>37195568
it seems you are not awkward but straight up retarded
im taking back any pity i had for you man

>>37195651
I was drunk, bud.

>>37195568
>>I make fingerguns and run into the kitchen
what did she mean by this
also tfw no spergy drinky fembot gf

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>>37195698
<tv>what the fuck was her problem?</tv>

Nope, and anyone who has needs to get out

>>37195673
it's still retarded thing to do
alcohol is supposed to calm you down or in excess bring up your true nature to surface
do you think sane people react this way at parties
think about it

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>>37195819
>alcohol is supposed to calm you down

Have you....ever been around drunk people?

>drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance.

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>>37195568
Holy shit you're hilarious.

>>37190651
I don't understand what this represents. Is he too intelligent to be a cuck hold?

>>37195883
No, he's to inteligent not to be one. It's the thinking man's fetish.

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I have one right now to be h

>>37195910
you've posted this conversation several times you fucking loser
you're proud of literally NOTHING

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>>37195926
It's the thread's topic you dingus

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>>37195852
>Have you....ever been around drunk people?
no im not normie
i drink alone
but drinking before going among normies calms me down
i go tipsy to uni everyday
it's less anxious to drive as well

you just need to know your limits

>>37196035
>it's less anxious to drive as well
Damn you're retarded.

>>37192299
>>37192351
>>37192395
>>37192505
>>37192693
>>37192775
You sound like the female version of me. Weird.

>>37196183
if you knew how to drink you would know it's not a big deal honestly

Don't even want an orbiter. If a girl became in love with me I'd naturally fall in love with her just because she showed me affection in some way
Too bad Girls just want attention. They don't care who it's from. Well. They want the most attractive guy.
I just want a girlfriend that will love me you don't even have to be pretty!!!!!

>>37196246
You're just trying to hide the fact that you're self-destructive.

>>37195897
That's really interesting. Not bad my man

>>37196258
you only think that becasue you are starved of any sort of affection from females
once you taste a little, fatties and uggos won't cut it anymore
it will be annoying and unpleasant to deal with
trust me

>>37196327
I don't care
I want it until I I can't take it anymore

>>37190651
Once, she had the physique and facial attributes of a troll. Imagine Danny devito was a 20 year old girl and got smashed in the face with a frying pan.
I did not have sex with her.

>>37193147
>high hairline

What's that?

>>37192299
>>37192351
>>37192395
>>37192505
>>37192579
>>37192693
>>37192775
>>37192809
>>37192870
>>37195004
>>37195568

Genuinely kek'd, you sound fucking adorable. I hope one of your orbits work out for you, because you sound like you'd make a great quirky gf. If all else fails, I'll head up north and we'll get some poutine, eh?

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>>37196277
im not hiding anything
i know what i am

>>37196535
I totally didn't save this to console myself when I get lonely.

thanks anon

A fat and ugly chick orbited me for months untill i met my first gf. Was really annoying

>>37197107
Keep fighting the good fight.
wait a minute this is r9k, reee roastie get out

>>37190651
Overweight, non white, didn't really try to talk to me, just sort of followed me around and did things I didn't ask for or want.

Very annoying.

>>37192870
Where in Canada??? be my gf