where do i get my orbiters?

The opposite direction of a morally sound decision.

>>37189085
Right here, post skype for me to contact you.

>>37189085
I was told having a vagina would get me perks. Where do I get these perks? Are they only for hot stacies?

>>37189085
>Where do I get these perks?
right here baby

you can recover a free robot slave that will massage your feet and eat you out and do your dishes, the only catch is you have to live close to one

>>37189666
I got trips that means yOU HAVE TO ANSWER MEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37189085
Post a picture of you I am well off and like to by fembot gifts

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19bBxqQyOPN

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>>37189817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19bBxqQyOPN
hahahaahaha 10/10

>tfw met shy aceguy on here who called me an orbiter
>broke his heart because I have no empathy and was brutally honest
Well I learned my lesson

>>37189853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WH5Rjpbkiu

>>37189085
instagram blxfxfxff

>>37189885
what the fuck are you even talking about you dumb ho?

how did you brake his heart if he called you an orbiter? and wtf is an aceguy?

>>37189085
I'll do it no questions asked

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>>37189899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s150Kpf8M4IN

>>37189921
Ace = asexual
Orbiter = he called me an orbiter as a term of endearment
Broke his heart = he asked if he was interesting and I said "no in fact I've thought about cutting it off a few times but I'm hoping there's something else there after awhile"
He stopped responding after that. He was an average robot and I'm just brutally honest so I can imagine why it wouldn't work out with me and a robot.

>>37190039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLIaPRcwto

>>37190085
oh

well im glad you were honest with him, bless you for that

when a stupid roastie added me here she pretended everything was fine and then she ghosted me out of nowhere, didn't even have the courtesy to tell me where i fucked up

>>37190112
You're funny anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15E26a3564L

>>37190169
>well im glad you were honest with him, bless you for that
Aw thanks anon. I'm sorry she did that, she should have at least told you the problem or that she didn't want to talk to you anymore. I have serious abandonment issues so someone doing that would just eat me alive.

This thread is fucking disgusting, I hope you people don't actually do this

>>37190226
What's your Discord so I could add you, have you get close to me, then I'll abandon you

>>37189085
In hell. DIE YOU FUCKING ARBY'S SANDWICH!

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>>37189085
Here. Just shitpost 24/7 and be eccentric af, but chill and sweet as well. That easy.

Threads like these are what makes 70% of the posts here women hate threads

>>37190172
you sound like phyllis from the office

>>37190566
I think my name on there is lemonless but I used someone else's email so I can't type in groups

>>37190684
You have to add the number at the end lemonless#----

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>>37190644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPeVQoYaoG

>>37190711
Aw man I really wouldn't know, I haven't been on in forever and I don't do discord. You have an Instagram I could DM you on?

>>37190725

you sound like a morbidly obese femanon
you're voice alone gave it away.

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>>37190786
oh no, you wound me.
no shit, why else would I be hanging around r9k at 2 am. Though I have yet to hit that morbid category, just regular obese, better get on it so I can get some neetbux.

>>37190769
Nah, I don't do Instagram

>>37190945
K I just checked, it should be lemonless#9346

>>37191058
I don't do orbiting either, so don't think this is that

>>37191085
Seriously Wot m8

>>37189085
Play video games and act flirty. Thirsty betas will line up to worship you.

>>37191129
I don't do orbiting so don't think that I'm gonna add you just to orbit you

Sent, by the way