I made it

>>37184871
How long ago did you dream her up?

>>37184893
Honestly, I don't think I could ever imagine a girl like her. She's the girl of my dreams, and yet so much more. That said, we met late last year and started dating a few months ago.

>>37184871
Well done , you have official permission to :

LEAVE

>>37184871
why is it that you think anyone here cares :^)

>>37184871
Get the fuck out of here you normie.

good for you. now GTFO normie

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>>37184871
Well if evyrthing SO FUCKING GREAT why don't you kill yourself? Got to step out on the high point.

>>37185010
>>37185003
>>37185000
>>37184964
>>37184958
I suppose the point is that there's hope. A year ago, I was a lonely, miserable khhv. Now I'm none of those, and my gf and I are only getting closer each day.

how ugly and/or fat is she OP? post pics

>>37184871
If you're younger than 30, consider me 100%
U N I M P R E S S E D

>>37185164
She's actually really cute. 5'6" and 115 pounds or so.
>>37185201
We're both 20

>>37185312
pics. I don't believe that she's "cute"

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>>37184871
Picture is related to OP post

>>37185312
H-How did you meet her? Is there hope for a shut in neet like myself?

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>>37185074
You are part of the fucking problem. "There is hope, last year I was miserable khhv, now none of those".
You say it as if those two things go hand in hand but you're wrong. You're a slave to your hormones and bluepilled as fuck. I can be just as happy as any faggot with a dick up his ass, just come to terms with the fact you'll live alone and learn to cope with that feel. I'm happier now then I think I'll ever be.I'll soon lose my NEET status but no fucking girl ios gonna drag me into a fucking relationship. Life is good as is, don't want any more peopl in it, they just ruin it.

>>37184871
gtfo normie.no one cares about your 4/10 slut that you got off tinder.just kys shithead.

>lost virginity
>girlfriend

Fuckin slut whores the both of you. Have fun in Hell.

Reeeee get out normie.

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>>37184871
Well, nice.
Go on. Take a medal. Congratulations. You made it.
Time to post it on the boards filled with loners and NEETs, right?
What could ever go wrong?
It's not like you're too special or anything. Everything is fine. We're happy you did it.
Why to return here? Tell us how your first kiss was.
Tell us about the feel how you touched her hand for the fist time.
Tell us how she smells, how her body felt.
It's so romantic and pleasant, isn't it?
You're so in love with her you want to share this heavenly feeling with everyone.


FUCK
YOU.

>>37185411
>H-How did you meet her?

Met her a bar. We started dancing, ended up back at her place. One thing led to another and, here I am.

>>37185581
This has gone too far you fucking normalfag

>>37185581
Okay guys, shut this thread down. This guy was never a robot.

>>37185581
>bar
So you never were a robot to begin with. Leave.

S... so... you're telling me it's still possible?

>>37185670
If you're a normie. OP is just a faggot normie whol claims to be a robot because he didn't have a girlfriend for 1 month.

>>37185581
Don't try to impersonate me, please. I'm the OP. Honestly, I've never been to the bar. Just not my kind of thing, My girlfriend is averse to it as well.

>>37185411
We met online. She's a bit of an awkward nerdy girl (almost like a fembot but not quite). Neither of us went in with the intention of getting an SO, but we ended up talking late into the night on Discord and Skype. Got together a few months later and we started making plans to meet up. Fast forward to this weekend, I bought a ticket to visit her and here we are. We'll be together for the rest of the week :)

So yes, there absolutely is a chance.

>>37185940
I see you're proud of yourself.
Collecting (you)s is a tough job, huh?

>>37185940
Where did you meet online?

>>37184871
I'm happy for you yet I still wish for both of you to die in a car crash. What an odd feeling.

>>37185505
>Tell us how your first kiss was
Awkward. All the things you can imagine for a first kiss, really. Teeth bumping, awkward giggling, lots and lots of blushing and butterflies.

>Tell us about the feel how you touched her hand for the fist time.
Incredible. Soft, smooth. Her hands were so tiny, too. It almost felt like I'd break it if I squeezed too hard.

>Tell us how she smells
Her body lotion, her shampoo, her perfume... and under all that, her scent. Fuck, I love her scent. They weren't kidding when they said how god damn intoxicating it is. Girls smell so good.

>how her body felt
As above, so fucking soft. Absolutely no sharp edges. Cuddling with and making love to her was amazing. Just an overwhelming sensory overload of femininity that I've never experienced before, from her scent, to her touch, to her hot breath, to her lips on mine... fuck.

>>37186011
I'd rather not get too specific, but an interest-related thing.

>>37186037
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon. You'll find someone for you someday, too!

>>37184871

Congrats OP! Knew you'd make it.

>>37184958
>>37185000
>>37185003
>>37185478

>All these faggots REE-ing about someone losing his virginity.

There's a place for you, and it's called wizchan.

I realize the community is cancer and you HAD to come back, but this has NEVER been a board for just virgins. So! if you don't like it, fuck off back to >>>Wizchan

We're proud of you op

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>>37186163
And with this, I say that we fell for the bait.
This guy can't even see the salt.
I can't stand this even ironically.

>>37186200
Thank you, anon! And the thing is, I've been on /r9k/ for years, so it's not like I was a normie all those years before this week. I was a socially awkward, nerdy kid and pretty much thought I was going to be single forever.

Hope your life is going well, too.
>>37186279
It just goes to show that there's hope, even for those without it.

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>>37186163
>I'd rather not get too specific, but an interest-related thing.

>>37186163
Like, was it a forum? How did you find out she was a girl? How did you start talking to her?

>>37185940
>Neither of us went in with the intention of getting an SO

How do you stay sane doing this? I am SO SICK of adding femanons only for them to want me as a friend. Every time.

>>37186200
>reddit spacing
>exclamation points
>we

Yeah, no.
You have to go back

>>37186403
It was a discord server. We're both avid bibliophiles and history buffs. I didn't know for sure that she was a girl until we started having 1 on 1 voice calls when we played games or hung out, although I suspected due to her typing style.
I started talking to her because both of us liked this one game, so we started playing it together.

>>37186423
To be honest, I dunno. I was mostly just focused on finding friends. Maybe it'll be easier if you go in with that mindset instead. Just my own experience, however.

>>37186532
>I started talking to her because both of us liked this one game, so we started playing it together.
She sounds cool, can you tell us smore about her?

>>37186532
>To be honest, I dunno. I was mostly just focused on finding friends. Maybe it'll be easier if you go in with that mindset instead. Just my own experience, however.

I already have enough online friends. As said, I already talk to a shitload of femanons who don't see me as a sexual entity.

>I made it, so you can too! You'll be happy one day!
This mentality is actually really awful and not at all accurate for a lot of people on this board. Saying that you were in a similar state a year ago and managed to get out of it doesn't apply to everyone, and assuming so is naive and childish. Just statistically speaking, most of us on this board WON'T make it to where you're currently at. And even if some do, there's an even larger portion that won't keep it forever. People are very fleeting, and it's quick nowadays to end relationships even when things are going relatively well. I've seen it happen to a multitude of people and it fucks them up even worse at times. I'm not going to sit here and reeeee at you being a normie or anything, but coming in here because you've had success and assuming those who are very worse off would be fine with hearing about how nice you have it right now it is a stupid idea. Probably a bait thread, though I have nothing better to do.

>>37186602
In that case, I'm not sure. Girls are a mystery. Maybe it's just the chemistry and common interests. My gf and I were friends for months and the feelings developed from that. I think the most important thing was that we felt comfortable around each other and had a lot in common.

>>37186567
She's very slender and cute, incredibly smart, and so kind and caring. Her empathy is on another level as far as reading and understanding people goes. She's also a bit of a prankster, although her "pranks" tend to come off as more cute than anything else lol

>>37186808
You're right, maybe it's just luck. But there's no point in giving up hope, is there?

>>37186970
>there's no point in giving up hope, is there?
I haven't felt actual happiness in close to a decade, why should that change suddenly? I've accepted being alone and unhappy, there's no reason for me to have hope otherwise.

>>37184871
I am happy for you and good luck with you life now get the fuck out you lost your privilege to call yourself a robot. we don't want you here anymore. only miserable lonely virgins can post on this board.

>>37186970
How attractive are you OP? At least average I presume?

>>37187079
I definitely wouldn't say I'm particularly attractive. I'm fairly average in height (5'11"), and a close friend describes me as a 6/10. I feel like he was probably just being nice, though. 6/10 is likely just the best case scenario.
>>37187074
:(
>>37187019
I'm sorry, anon. But life is short. We just have to make the best of it, I suppose.

>>37184871
Why is life so unfair. Fuck this gay earth.

>>37184871
SERIOUSLY GO FUCK YOUSELF WITH YOUR HAPPINES

FUCKING DIE IN HELL

I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>37187682
woah anon, calm down buddy. why are you so mad

>>37187750
fuck you

I wanna die

In just want to fucking die

but I'm too much of a pussy to an hero

fuck you you dumb fucking mongloid cunt

>>37187779
i'm not even the OP bro. do you want to talk? what's the matter?

>Be fat balding ugly 24-year-old robot who lives with parents in the middle of nowhere
>Add femanons from time to time
>Either give up on trying to talk to them because they put no effort into the conversation, or I become their emotional tampon

How much longer?

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>>37184871
Oh look, it's another one of those "don't lose hope bros XD" posts. Go away normie, you're not fooling anyone.

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These threads just make me wanna kill myself. I'll never be happy; perpetual loneliness is all I have.

>>37188050
All it makes me do is wonder what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

>>37188050
>>37188109
How so, anons? What's your story?

How was it bub?

>>37184871
It's only impressive if you're over 30.

I've never seen a success story with an older bot.

Enjoy yourself though.

>>37185074
>A year ago, I was a lonely, miserable khhv
you were never a khhv, just a defective normie

the normie factory refurbished you, and now you're full normie. FUCK OFF.

>>37188442
>How so, anons? What's your story?

I'm
>>37186423
>>37186602
>>37187794

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>>37188460
Awkward at first, but overall amazing. To finally feel the touch of our skin together. The complete and total trust in each other. And if I'm being honest, a vagina feels so much better than a hand. It's indescribable. So warm, so inviting. And the sounds she made, wew.

>>37188550
>defective normie
How so? I mean, I've been here for years and years.

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>>37188970
>Awkward at first, but overall amazing. To finally feel the touch of our skin together. The complete and total trust in each other. And if I'm being honest, a vagina feels so much better than a hand. It's indescribable. So warm, so inviting. And the sounds she made, wew.
I want you to shut your fucking mouth RIGHT NOW.

>>37188970
being here for years doesn't makes you a robot, you were a failed normie and now you're a full on normie

>>37189196
Why's that? What's the difference between a robot and a failed normie?

>>37184871
That's cute, dude. If you get married, you'll make this even better.

20 isn't so bad for either of you though.

>>37186423
You have to stop being desperate and wanting for it.

>>37189855
But then I have no incentive to talk to girls and I won't meet any.

>OP talks to a girl
>She falls in love with him

>I talk to a girl
>Become another one of her orbiters

>>37184871
What original ethnicity are you guys?

>>37185445
>being happy means you're bluepilled

maybe being redpilled isn't worth it?

Nobody cares you dumb faggot, now that you gave her the dick she's gonna want to try out others as well

>>37184871
Dont know if I believe you
>better than I expected
Lost mine a bit back to my gf and it was underwhelming at best

>>37187317
>5"11
Get the fuck out normie you were never a robot. Just bee yourself amirite??? REEEEEEEEEE

>>37189868
anon this might shock you, but there's like 1 in 10 (or 1 in 100) girls that will actually get you. The feeling of having someone like that in your life is worth the cost of having to interact with the 9-99 other horrible slags.

>>37190022
or 999 slags

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>>37189958
Awww. Where did the bad woman hurt you anon? Did she cheat on you? Or is this just another "why won't women talk to me reeeee all women are whores because they won't fuck me" episode?

>>37189959
It wasn't so much the sex itself as it was the trust and intimacy. The kisses, the softness of her skin, her adorable giggles, her intoxicating scent, her cute moans, the way she looked at me as she lay on the bed, the way she looked at me after we finished, the cuddling and sweet talking... gah.

She's sleeping next to me right now. I'm not sure if heaven exists, but if it does, this has to come pretty close.

>>37190292
What the fuck. Why is the world so unfair?

>>37184871
How the hell did you find a girl to talk to when you presumably have no friends?

>>37189279
a failed normie can recover a robot cant

>>37185940
>We met online
Where? Like, a dating site? A discord server?

>>37190823
I had a gf when I was 10, still virgin though. Am I just a failed normie?

>>37190845
A discord server, yeah.

>>37190817
I do have friends. Not many, of course. Most were online, though.
She doesn't have very many, either.

>>37190823
I see. What defines a robot, then?

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>not being abstinent about sex

it's like you WANT to go to HELL.

>>37185074
>t. some kid probably 20 or younger who thinks he knows what it feel like to be alone.

>>37190865
Have you gotten any gfs since then?

>>37191179
Not really originally speaking

>>37190022
But I can't talk to girls without "wanting for it".

>>37185312
>We're both 20
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
If you were 25+ this might have actually been worth discussing.

>>37184939

wait for the end

>>37188970
>How so? I mean, I've been here for years and years.
All 2 of them?

>>37191383
Yeah, I'm not expecting this to last forever, although I'd certainly like to work toward that. But my god, the confidence boost. Just knowing that I'm capable of getting a girlfriend gives me positivity for the future. Even if this doesn't work out, I can get another, this time without the shame of being a virgin.

>>37191427
Samefag here. Also, the added experience is going to be invaluable. Getting started is truly the hardest part, I think.

sex is not *this* important desu originalo

>>37185505
why are people so salty lol

>>37185505
SALT IS REAL
A
L
T

>>37191265
Therein lies your problem, I think. It helps to avoid focusing on that; girls can pick up on it and get repulsed. They also like it when guys display no outward interest; that's when they go crazy for you.

>>37184871
Why would you give up your freedom for something so meaningless when you're still so young?

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>>37186200
>There's a place for you, and it's called wizchan.
>I realize the community is cancer and you HAD to come back, but this has NEVER been a board for just virgins. So! if you don't like it, fuck off back to >>>Wizchan

You do realize that wizchan was originally created for the purpose of escaping the normal infestation on r9k right? Stop LARPing and fuck off normalscum.

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>>37191850
>that's when they go crazy for you.

>>37184871
Good for you anon-kun :)


NOW GET the fuck out of here!!!

>>37184871
>took eachothers
>implying she hasn't fucked 10 other dudes and is just throwing you a pity fuck

Tiptopkek

I know OP in irl, and his gf is fucking ugly just like him

>>37192243
Tell us something we don't knoe