How can you look at the catalog and not feel extremely disgusted? How the fuck are you guys even alive?
Here, take this with you BroBot, it's a (You). Take good care of it
>>37184296
>too much sWaG in one image
>>37184296
Here. Take it and fuck off.
the Targa is a pretty class wee motor, but handling is compromised at higher speeds due to the olskool braking system
also; the roof tends to leak
>>37184759
>olskool braking system
You mean people that dont know how to brake?
I KNOW RIGHT HAHA IT'S SO PATHETIC
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF LEAVING RIGHT HAHA
GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T COME BACK
PIECE OF SHIT BITCH WE HATE YOU
F U C K O F F A N D D I E
>>37184296
It's a satire board.
What's it like being dumb?
>>37184357
This is a Stacy. But big ups to you too. b
>>37184818
Wow. How's the sex change going?
>>37184916
You wish it was satire, honey.
>>37184779
lol, didn't mean to offend you bruv - if you like the dual brake system thing that's cool, but you know that even porsche thought it was a bit wonky at the time; hence the widened wheels
>>37184978
>dual brake system
did it have two brake pedals or some shit
>>37184963
Interesting. Thanks for the insight.
>>37185022
Shouldn't you be playing with your anime NEET friends?
>>37185022
well look, i'm not a mechanical engineer - but that kinda system utilises what at the time was almost space age tech... which hasn't really stood the test of wear and tear, and of course there's been major advancments since then
still fun for a sunday drive, but don't expect a modern performance when you're cornering at anything over 60
Ah gee wiz, a (((girl))) on the internet has told me to kill myself, guess I should do it!
>>37184296
welcome to forchin
fuck off, it only gets worse and none the idiot posters give a fuck what you think
>>37185140
You look like rotten mustard.
>>37185139
do you mean a dual master cylinder?
>>37184296
You're clearly a car, you dumb bitch.
>>37185650
kek
Aiaksk
>>37184963
Hahahhaa! That was sinply Ebic my d00d :Dd
Targa is awful today man they said Porsche is a tall man's car but all I found was cramps and side stitches. Regular cabriolet's aesthetics are off. I'll stick with my M4 for now.
Oh and yes r9k is pretty bad.
>>37184296
Cool. Now how'bout you give us some tits huh?
You know it's impolite to break off an ancestral tradition when coming to a foreign place...
>>37185139
Are you the same christfag from fore chonski way back?
>>37185634
i have no idea, anon - i'm just stealing all this stuff from wikipedia
>>37185747
pic related
>>37185875
>i'm just stealing all this stuff from wikipedia
i c
i'll go read it
>>37184759
Roof doesn't leak lol. Almost all the air cooled Porsches are sketchy above 120mph.
>>37185875
hi it's alchazar
>>37184296
None of us will ever have to suck dick to secure a provider. How pathetic and worthless does that make you?
>>37184296
its not like i want to be alive
>>37184296
>Femgirl here
t. Male
>>37184916
>>37184818
Haha you're so funny !! A true comedian !! Are you getting paid for this?! owo Lmaoooo for all the jOking u do you must be getting paid CHECKS for this xD
*sharts all over the bed* XD LOL mom its just SARCASM! we're only playing pretend over here!! my life?! it's not a joke !!
>>37184296
/r9k/ is far from the most pathetic place on the internet, you really need to move on from just using facebook, twitter, reddit and 4chan. Maybe hang out on a few vbulletin message boards.
>>37186461
Why would I need a provider when I'm set? Where do you make up all this fiction? :o
>>37184296
I do feel disgusted by myself. I had the absolute most perfect opportunity to get a 10/10 girl despite being a loser, and I managed to blow it
>>37185875
It has been two years since I've seen you post