Robots, would you date Idris Elba if - for some magical reason

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>>37183397
I'm not a fag.
So, nope.

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>>37183507
>he likes women

Yes, even though I hate niggers and I am not a faggot. Let me tell you why: He is ridiculously rich. If he "fell deeply" for me that would mean that he would probably be willing to buy me nice things and set me up with my own account which he would put money in. I would slowly work on manipulating him to give me more cash, would transfer it to my own separate account and would then leave him. I know that it is pathetic, but at this point in life, money is money. If I have to be a fag for a while in order to get easy cash, then so be it. Gay for pay is not gay

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>>37183581
>he unironically likes men

>>37183614
I just realized: what makes you think he'd give you that much money? Sure, he'd likely give you a nice present here or there, as couples who date usually do - but what makes you think he'd give you enough money to allow you to be rich, or that he'd buy you anything as opulent as a car?

That doesn't happen in any relationship save for maybe in sugar-daddy/sugar-mama type ones. Assuming you'd ever get a girlfriend (LMAO), would you set her up with a bank account and put large amounts of money into it regularly?

tl;dr your post triggered my autism.

>>37183636
>falling for the vaginal jew

Enjoy getting cucked.

>>37183931

Gays are just male roasties.
They're literally the male equivalents of sluts.

>>37183982
Unfortunately, this. 99.9999999999% of gay guys are not interested in a relationship (unless its open), and just want to do casual hookups and shit. they are not afraid to stab your heart if you get attached to them... in fact, id go as far as to say theyre worse than women when it comes to betrayal

>>37184375
forgot to mention,

t. gay

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>>37184375
>>37184393
Why are you making shit up?

>originalagio

>>37184477
im not making shit up, im speaking from personal experiences and observations

dont be so salty you dirty manwhore, just go back to taking your xanax or adderall and please neck yourself

>>37183397
Only if for some magical reason I became a white girl.
I would shitpost so much on this board about my BBC husband and my brown babies.

>>37184375
>tfw closeted homo
>want a relationship more than anything
>I don't even care about sex
>I'll never get one because I'm an ugly retard with brain problems

>>37184494
>"im speaking from personal experiences and observations"
>my personal experience told me that 99.99% of all homosexuals on the planet don't want relationships

Are you that stupid?

>>37184547
heres the sad truth: even if you werent "an ugly retard with brain problems" you wouldnt find a bf because gays arent interested in responsibility, which happens to come with relationships, only mindless hedonism. except me. id be your boyfriend.

>>37184564
thats kinda how statistics are collected, from a sample of 100+ people brah