Has anyone given you opinion on your penis? What did they said?

>>37182084
They urge me to see a doctor.

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when I was 17 I was going to get my dick sucked by a girl at a party, when she unzipped me she busted out laughing (I'm 1.5 inches soft and 4 inches hard) and went and told all her friends I had a baby dick.

after that I never tried to get with a woman again. turned to food and gained 100 pounds. its been 14 years since then and still a virgin with no self esteem. I live alone and hope I die of a heart attack in my sleep

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>>37182084
Only one girl has had my dick to herself.
She told me she loved it and that is was perfect all the time when we were together. After she dumped me we still hung out a few times and had sex every time. First time she said she "had missed my dick so much" in a sexed up voicd after I whipped it out before blowing me. Second time that she "thought she could go without it but had been wrong". Third time that I was "so long".
That is all the feed back I have about my dick, pretty positive although it does not seem special to me at all.

>>37182202

That girl sounds like a huge bitch.

I think you should try to turn your life around, man. There are women out there who won't care that you don't have a big dick. There are also women out there who would actually prefer it. Not joking, some women have very tiny vaginas and cannot take even average sized dicks without extreme pain. Maybe yours would fit.

There are even a lot of women out there who don't have vaginas (due to a birth defect). With a woman like that you wouldn't really be able to have normal sexual intercourse but you could still have intimacy and companionship.

Don't give up. Don't let that stupid bitch from 10 years ago ruin your life.

>>37182202
Having a small dick must really suck, I can imagine but not understand how it would fuck with you, especially after such an experience.
You have options though, but first you need to accept what you were given and that this will never change. And with that that there will always be a large portion of people who in their own hidden insecurity mock or pity you for something outside of your control, no matter what other things you do.
After that you can either kill yourself, or live a miserable lonely life of self-neglect like you seem to be doing now. You can also work on improving yourself by means of training your body and mind, in order to start achieving things in life. This will be harder without a foundation of sexual confidence but will no doubt make you feel better and create a more general sense of confidence.
In terms of sex though, you again will have to work with what you have. Becoming a master at oral may seem like a meme for sexually incompetent men, but it will actually make women love you and help you maintain a normal sex life. Orgasms is what counts most for girls, so learn to give them by any means necesarry. Confidence will come.
It sucks to be given a bad genetic hand, but you can make more of life and more importantly get more out of it than you are doing now.

Bump for more small penis stories im trying to get off here

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>>37182084
Literally everyone who has seen it or had it in them has called it either big or thick

feels pretty good to be a big dick mick

>>37182084
What they did said was that it was big. I know it's not, though.. my current woman has had 30+ sexual partners so I know that, by the numbers, she's had bigger than me. It feels bad, but then I remind myself of the math and the fact that this is a struggle almost all men have had to face at one time or another. I'm 6 1/2

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>>37182657
Here's the thing

Imagine if a woman was upset about her vagina being small. Would any women, or any humans in general, give her the advice, "There are guys out there without dicks who might think you're good enough"

Haha, no, they'd say "Don't stop til you get exactly what you want, you're perfect and you deserve it"

I hate women. I hate them. They're coddled so much. And it's just constant, so they don't even realize it and when you point it out they don't fucking get it.

>>37182084
>post my cock in rate thread
>Nobody wants to see your dried up todger
sucks to have a dry dick man

>>37182084
My ex said I was huge when we were dating because I was the first guy she's been with. After our bad breakup she said it's average. Every girl I've shown it to has said nice things.

Regardless of that, I'm 5 inches. Super average and borderline small. My height (5'8") bothers me more though desu. I just don't care anymore.

My girls don't get the chance to speak my dicks always so far down their throats my bell end comes out their asshole

>>37182202
yes i had that problem to. the girl even took a picture of it, who knows who has it. i was at a hospital a CNA took a picture of it told me i was small. the girl was crazy. she even got a teacher's aid number and called her house.

a girl i had sex told me i was fine. she was the one who did all of the work she held me down

>>37182084
my gf keeps telling me its so big
its 5.3 inches and a pencil
shes very nice

My wife says its a pretty dick and can't get,enough of it. hates porn dick. About six inches, so small enough for a good throatfucking as well as everything else.

Girls usually say it's nice which I'm guessing is code for small.

>>37182657
>There are also women out there who would actually prefer it. Not joking, some women have very tiny vaginas and cannot take even average sized dicks without extreme pain. Maybe yours would fit.
Those are rare as fuck and no woman will ever be satisfied with a small dick they may stay in the relationship but they will eventually cheat

I've been told it's "boyfriend material" but not exciting enough to have really stand out performance.

Other than myself and my mother (when I was a baby), no human has ever seen my penis.

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>>37184301
yep pretty much

dicklet is one thing you can't change

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>>37182084
>Has anyone given you opinion on your penis?
I've had a couple of anon's tell me I have a cute dick, no one irl but my doctors ever seen it though so I've never had anyone really comments on it

"Thats a really nice cock" from a gay guy.

and

"Wow, you are kind of big, huh?" from the only girl to see my dick. But im actually absolutely average and she later told me she realized that.

>>37182084
The three women I've slept with all sized me an extra inch or two.

I dunno if that was for their ego, for my ego, or if I'm just bigger than some less than honest guys.

>>37182084
I don't have one...

This is an original post.

>>37184311
>Cheating because your partner isn't sexually satisfying you 100%
This is why the wizard life is the only optimal life for robots.

>>37184416
>she later told me she realized that.
Why the fuck would she do that

>>37182084
Huh, just realized that no one ever commented on it. Is that a good thing?

A friend of one of the girls I've fucked told me "she said you have a small dick" and I'm pretty sure she was just busting balls but it's been bugging me ever since. Fuckin' cunt...

It often takes me over an hour to cum. So the last girl I fucked, after a half-hour of cunnilingus and intercourse, grabbed some lube and started jerking me off, talking about how "stubborn" my penis was while I rubbed her clit. After her arms got tired, we proceeded to dry hump and then doggy.

>>37182084
Only once, I got the brave to post it on /soc/ to see if my insecurities were bullshit. It was a gayanon who said he'd like to suck on the head, that made me feel worse because I have fordyce's spots on my shaft and was afraid other people would find it gross.

>>37184824
>A friend of one of the girls I've fucked told me "she said you have a small dick"
How big anon?

i've been told mine is pretty good. im about 6-6.5, pretty thick, and managed to tear my ex's butt when we did anal (which is not nearly as hot as i imagined)

>>37185029
You thought wounding someone's ass would be hot?

>>37184815
Dunno, but i did not mind. She still enjoys sex with me. If anything its a point towards not hating on normal dicks, id rather have girls accept my dick is average and they still like it.

>>37185102
LOL im stupid i meant anal in general; amazing how i ever managed to get someone to fuck me at all

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They said it was cute.

>>37184951
Average 6 incher, 5.5 girth.
That girl was a known ballbuster, always trying to belittle people. Tried to ignore her for years but she always found a way to get to me. She got an abortion a few years ago, felt kinda nice when she told me.

>chatting on a random website
>Girl invites me to trade pics with her
Nvm, I hate writing in green text. The expectations are always so high...
So i showed off my body first. She liked it. I sent one picture of my not fully erected penis, she wanted more. Sent him an other.

"Nevermind
Im not in the mood and i wont be in the mood
Enough with the pictures
Bye"

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I've sent my penis to people before.

They instantly became submissive, wanted to suck it, get it off, and sent me nudes.

It's nice, but not something I want regularly.

I have weird dick dimensions.
4.5in in length, 6.5in in girth
>short and fat like an Oompa Loompa

Showed it to my gay friend one time, "That's kind of small bro". His was huge and made me feel even worse.

The only time I've had sex, we were making out with our clothes on and she went to feel my crotch and it took her a while to find, could tell she was disappointed. About 3.5" hard

I've only ever told a girl how big my dick was, I've never sent dick pics or done anything sexual with anyone.

She kept going on about ow I was well hung. I'm 6.5"

>>37182084
>bite the bullet and try tinder because this place said it was easy
>get an okay guy seems cute but says he's a virgin like me
>finally get back to his place
>chat for a bit
>clothes come off
>never seen a dick irl
>its different up close and not in porn
>my stunned silence must have seemed weird cause he asks "w-what do you think?"
>it looks cute
>somehow sends him into stuttering mess then an inconsolable sob
>spend night patting his back then leave
>get another
>swallowed my anxiety and went for chad-tier
>same fucking shit what do i think of his penis
>honestly it really does look cute
>flies into a rage and kicks me out

I don't get it. Cute is a good chicks like cute. Dicks look ugly in porn and finding a dick in a turtleneck sweater is kind of funny and the skin looks fun to play with. Cute is a GOOD thing.

>>37186304
>this place said it was easy
>tinder
What /r9k/ have you been on?

Do you just read the OPs of sushifag's threads? Lots of people here don't find any matches whatsoever.

>Out of the ten people I've slept with, it's probably in the bottom four
havent tried to sleep with somebody since

>>37182084
>"It's just right, anon. It's not the biggest dick I've had and girth is not its strong part, but the length and curvature means you can maybe hit your next girlfriend's G-spot if you fuck her sideways."
-My ex.

>>37186343
It was worth a try and i'm a fembot so i figured that was an advantage.

>>37186304
No it's not you vapid cunt. Bunnies are cute, we want our dicks to be intimidating.

>>37186414
I dunno if they can be.
Either they're cut which means they're dry looking and kind of ugly or they have foreskin which makes me think of a sweaty and look fun to mess with so its comfy and cute.

One makes me WANT to touch it and the other doesn't.

>>37186343
>post clearly is a girl
/r9k/ *does* go on about how easy it is for a girl to get laid.

>>37186304
As to you, listen to your own advice. Instead of telling other people that cute is a good thing for girls, realize that cute is a bad thing for guys.
You can't control others, only your self.

Now, let me go into some detail because I'm bored.
You call a little puppy cute. You call a little baby cute. If you use the same word for a penis, your grouping together a man's penis, with a puppy or a baby. Or whatever, you get the idea. Step out of your own head for a second.

>>37186363
>>37185830
You know... it could be worse.
My dick is 8" long, and the girth is about 6".

First gf I had enjoyed it, but after some years it somehow became too big for her. I dunno how that works, but whatever. Emotional connection died down and that probably affected intimacy / arousal.

Second gf... she had a septate hymen. So there was... well, a lot of bleeding. I wasn't too worried about it at first, thinking that it was just a hymen thing. Maybe it was, but I later found out I'm too big for her. She can't have me inside without pain.

They thought it was big, thick. But this was thanks to a first accidental great angle that I've been perfecting since. No one has seen it hard IRL.

In reality, it's decently thick but with a lower average length. Not that I'll ever use it anyway.

>>37182084
a girl once grabbed it and said it was big but im pretty sure she was lying since it is only 5.5 unless i measured horribly wrong

other than that i have been told that it looks really nice

people have said that it has a good length to width ratio or some shit

my circumcision scar is practically invisible and benis has an upwards banana curve

i have also been told i have big balls and i kinda believe it because it is hard for me to find comfortable positions to relax in because of them and my crotch junk always feels very heavy and i dont know if that is normal

like i can feel the weight when i move and grabbing my crotch is bigger than a hand full

>>37182202
I know how a dick can fuck with you (hehe).
But anon, once someone sees you naked you already have the hardest part done. Lose some weight for your own sake.

>>37183591
To be fair, 30+ could all have been smaller than yourself.

>>37183726
Honestly anon, that used to be the case for me, but lotion actually does a wonder for you. Find some kind of organic stuff though.

>>37184287
>>37184639
Women are notoriously bad at measuring dick size.

>>37184824
When a woman wants to hurt a man or just some weird female-female game, they'll say that regardless of if it's true.

Here, if you haven't already stumbled across these sites.
http://www.thevisualiser.net/sizer/1 is the best, in my opinion.
http://howlongismyschlong.com/ works for a quick thing, although it only measures length.

>>37186410
>>37186543
I don't read obvious troll posts past the first sentence.

>>37182202
I think I understand why some men throw acid on women now

>>37182084
A prostitute once told me it was big (it's 7.25 inches long, bigger than most but not huge). She's the only other human being who has seen my erect member.

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>>37182084

2 different women I showed it to laughed at it, called it tiny, and said it was ugly. Really crushed me. I'm still a KHV by the way.

>>37185310
>sent him another
anon I...

>>37186414
Mr. 8 here. Intimidating isn't the right word/mindset you want, anon. Intimidating means that they're scared of it, in a not good way. I thought at first that comparing self to other men would mean I'm top tier to women, but... it's not the same to women.

>>37186557
Grab ruler or whatever, bring it to penis, and press down. You want to get fairly close to pelvis. Because if you're fat or something, and you lose weight, your penis doesn't grow in size, there's just less fat covering it up.

>>37186861
Here you go anon, dick tips. Manscaping.... I was trying to think of a third one but couldn't. Oh well.

Keep pubic hair trimmed, as the hair hides the penis. Use lotion to get rid of the dry look.... that's pretty much all there is.

I don't know if those are foridyce spots or stds or something, the bumps on your dick. You can get things from blood transfusions, sharing linens, etc. So just something i wanted to make note of to you.

she said "it turns me on how much bigger yours is than mine~ :3"

>>37186977

I thought it was acne.

>get an STD while being a virgin

JUST

Also, I'm uncircumcised.

>>37186764
It wasn't though.

>>37186872
>Intimidating means that they're scared of it, in a not good way.
Maybe I used the wrong word but I meant intimidating in a good way. You know, like dangerous but exciting. It's what chicks like, I don't think I need to explain this.

>>37186497
Maybe you're not a very sexual person, the sight of a dick should make you want to jump on it, not hug it. By the way, that cutesy shit won't fly here.

Welp. Back when I was a kid, I thought my dick was too small. That's because of watching porn, a bad influence for kiddies for sure.

Years later, after rigorous measurement I've come to conclusion that it's average in every sense. I now seek a companion that doesn't give a shit about stuff, just like I do

>tfw literally burned my dick by jerking too hard without lube

I still have a discolored/more sensible/rougher spout on my foreskin. It'd probably go away if I used some kind of cream and I stopped jerking off so much.

>>37187011
That looks dry...

>>37187096
Say what you will but i was told elsewhere the foreskin is sensitive. Is it sensitive in a bad way or something? Is me wanting to mess with it bad?
If i find a guy willing to indulge me for once i just want to make sure i'm not doing something painful.

>>37182084
>Has anyone given you opinion on your penis? What did they said?
pics or youre normal

I don't get the people getting up in arms over someone saying their dick is cute, speaking as a bifag a dick that looks cute to me is still one that I want to do things with

>>37187262
It's sensitive in a pleasurable way, it can be painful if you pull on it very hard though it's fairly stretchy and malleable

>>37187169

It is because I left it unsheathed for like half an hour. Gotta train your dick to expand unsheathed.

>>37187262
>Is me wanting to mess with it bad?
I'd say so, yeah. It's weird at least, it would make me think that I'm about to put my dick in crazy.

>>37187387
>girl wants to play with your penis
>crazy

>>37187262

The foreskin can very easily feel painful if fondled or pinched incorrectly. You can stretch it and lick it and lightly chew on it but anything else will be a little painful.

Also, women really love the smell that emanates from a dick after the foreskin is rolled back. Full of pheromones or whatever the fuck. Put it up your nose and take a big whiff.

gf is black, I think she gets off on race stuff, but she's said she loves my dick. No lie, she's literally said white dick is the single most powerful thing/weapon in the world. She didn't say this specifically about mine more just in general, but it's something she's said in relation.

>>37187424
foreskin, not penis.
would you rather play with a girl's meatcurtains than fucking her and call yourself normal?

>>37187535
>white dick is the single most powerful thing/weapon in the world

Okay virgin 34 year old white boy.

>>37187599

Not him, I've always wanted to play with a vagina and examine it and play with the meatcurtains.

>>37187604
Not my words, someone who gets off on race play. I personally think it's a nonsense thing to say.

>>37187625
yes but would you call yourself normal?

>>37187705

I think all men want to play with and learn about vaginas first hand.

>>37183520
kekerinoginal

>>37187705
>>37187599
Why not? It's not like fucking is off the table at that point, they're fun to play with and if you're doing it right then your partner should enjoy letting you play with their genitals too

>>37182202
>>37182657
can confirm. I have a average sized dick (6") and my first gf could not take it all. eventually gave up on sex and just resorted to bjs

>>37187833
all virgins you mean

>>37187914

You're kidding, right? All men would play with pussy if able. Half of foreplay is playing with it.

>>37182084
"its quite..big"
"..holy fuck.."

>>37187357
>>37187464
Would messing with it, gently, like a water tube be okay. That might be what it reminds of anyway but i'm told the skin "glides" over eachother and the shaft so it shouldn't hurt right? Thats like 1 degree away from jacking it off.
>>37187387
Is curiosity that weird to you? All i ever see are insane rods in porn that don't look real so a normal level uncut dick seems like a novelty almost.

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>>37182084
"you should get that fixed" literally not even joking, I have a skin bridge

>>37188224

The skin can peel down and back easily and it doesn't hurt at all. The problem is where you touch it and the grip. Also, if the skin doesn't go back properly it can be painful.

Other than that, it's a sexually sensitive area and that's about it. You can twist and pull it and blow on it and suck and pull on it.

>>37188224
Moving the skin up and down on the head is how it's normally stimulated, "water tube" and anything else you can think of will probably be fine though in my experience some things you can do with it are more stimulating than others

You're really only going to hurt it by pulling on it too hard but it has a fair amount of stretchiness

Personally I'd find it endearing and cute if someone asked to play with it in the way that you're talking about here, seems like I'm an oddity in that sense if this thread is to believed though

>>37183794
sub 6' subhuman is a meme

>>37182084
Dude I ERPed with wanted me to record a video of me jacking to the scene we did. He said it looked nice. I didn't bother asking him if he thought it was big because he probably would have said it was even if he didn't think so

>>37182084
Girl told me I was the "opposite" of her old boyfriend because I had an average but thick dick

Apparently her old boyfriend had a really long but pencil thin dick

Incidentially I stole her from him and later dumped her when I got bored

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>dick is barely above average in size and ugly (lots of fordyce spots + circumcision scar and dry head)
>doesn't matter because i wont use it anyways

>>37182084

An old man said I have a nice penis just before he fucked me in the ass