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You did the right thing OP. Normies get what they deserve.

>no one knows who called the cops

I really doubt that they don't know it was you.

>>37179190
fuck, americans seem to be the shittiest people ever. are you ugly or autistic? what did you do to deserve that kind of treatment?

that was a good reason to snitch. kudos if the story is real.

>no one knows who called the cops
You really don't think that the loser who ran away crying is a suspect? Really? Not that they'll actually do anything about it.

>>37179422
just the quiet kid.

>>37179519
that mustnt be it dude, i was really quiet and everyone thought i was a satanist. then i went to a party and everyone became decent mates to me, thanks to them i finished high school. you just gotta try and talk to people i guess, not sure if its the same in the US

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>>37179190
>junior high
>only real friend at the time shares with me his problems
>about his family abusing him
>about his past of being bullied
>about his plan to report his current bullying to the police

So what did I do with that information? I shared around his pathetic stories behind his back and warned the delinquent that was bullying him that he might get in trouble if he doesn't stop.

Friend ended up hating me, cutting all contact and getting depressed.

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>>37179190
Nice one OP.
Here, have a pepe in return for your service.

>>37179650
You're a complete monster. You deserve nothing but contempt.

>>37179564
must be my physical ugliness

>>37179706
i know
my karma was a really shit and traumatic highschool experience

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good work op

that'll teach em

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>You will never know the pleasures of being a snitch

>>37179752
you less than a 5/10?

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>>37179674
nice. reminds me of this one I made

>>37179756
Don't expect me to feel sorry for you.

>>37179784
fuck if I know. desu

>>37179843
I don't sweetie ;)

>>37179844
what? how can you not know that? do you at least dress well?

Who /ReportPornFacebookPages/ here?

What a fucking gay made up story

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>neighbor is in shitty scenecore band
>play from 8-2 am every weekend
>smell the juana one night getting back from uni
>drummer parked in front of my driveway
>call cops for once in life
>guys gets fucked
>found weed n coke in garage
>somehow racked up animal cruelty charge too
>still does the same shit

Does this even count as a victory?

>>37179422
This.
Everywhere else in the world you'll just get ignored at worst.

>>37179190

that's good, stacey brought it on herself for humiliating you at the party acting like a crazy bitch

but it is your fault for going also as you know you are unwanted, but still because she told you to leave in such a roastie manner good job on calling the police, also i don't think chads can be manlets chad is minimum of 5'10

>>37179962

not if he continues to make his shit noise, it's like when i placed upright nails on planks of wood in the alley by my house because every morning at 7am this motorbike faggot revs his piece of shit as much as possible and races through the fucking alley on his way to presumably work (but who knows really)

and it fucked his tyres once, but now i can't do it again because he is suspicious and it's not a victory because the fucker does it everyday still and has taken to tinkering his motorbike in the alley on weekends and reving it as much as possible so i can't even enjoy sitting in the garden

the only thing that would solve this problem is if i had a stick of dynamite and i could glue it inside his motorbikes exhaust so when he's out racing one day and it get really fucking hot it would explode and kill him

that's the only solution, but i don't have dynamite

>>37179422
>>37180017

wrong, i grew up in the united kingdom and it's generally well known how shitty children are to each over.

i had such a horrible time in school, the bullying (mostly mental games) got so bad i was considering a killing spree and commiting suicide

>>37180245
do you try talking to anyone? do you have any normal interests? try to get into football at least or something.

>>37179886
how could I if I dont know what well is?

>>37179927
whatever you say normie

whatever helps you feel safe

>>37180602
your looks dude, are you at least avarage?

>>37179422

What country do you live in where this doesn't happen? Someplace feminism missed?

>>37179422
Meanwhile is thirdworldkistan everyone had fun togheder cause we all where equal in our poverty.

FeelsGoodMan.

>>37180724
hahahahha fuck i wish. every single girl i know is feminist as fuck, brazilian upper class is like at least 80% white and every girl is a borderline communist at my age. but still you just gotta try to be nice dude, its not feminisms fault that people dont like you, there must be another reason

There are 2 sides to snitching..

>be me at 16
>have friend who thinks he's gangster
>he's white
>listens to Eminem, 50 cent, acts like he's from the streets
>have realistic metal BB gun
>illegal where I live
>shooting at birds in garden
>asks to borrow it
>"sure man, don't get caught with it"
>"if get caught, wasn't from me"
>"yeah np course not bro"
>next night sneak out, go to club
>only club in town
>see "gangster boy" outside
>say Hi to him n his niggas
>"check it bro"
>pulls gun out of dealer type fanny bag
>tells friends it's real
>fuck that, I go inside and party
>time to go home
>go outside 3 police vans, bunch of people looking
>fucking retard, not even surprised
>go home, sneak into bed and sleep
>next day police the door
>got taken to station, dad heard whole story
>found out I snuck out
>heard later gangster boy was charged
>assault, intimidation, theft, weapon possession
>heard from victim(also friend of mine)
>hit in head with gun
>stole his bike
>told to keep quiet
>friend walks to closest house
>calls police, gangster caught on street
>I got off no charges for providing weapon

>>37180801

Lol I don't have a problem getting people to like me or getting dates. My problem is I can't seal dates with sex since I don't have my own place since I'm still in school and living with parents.

>>37180867
but still people kick you out of parties? if you are op you honestly have no reason to be a bitch about stuff, at least you are not a KHHV

>>37179190
yo, how is having friends going for you ?

>>37180901

Not op. Just a student loser like most people here. Get good grades and work in summers. But you need loads of cash to buy a vehicle and a place and maintain it and also free time to develop hobbies and meet people and meet girls and then bring them to your place. Everything is very expensive where I live. You have be fairly well off to have time to even party. Or you have to be a girl, who doesn't have to work for anything anyway.

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>>37179190
A couple of friends and I got a janitor deported as a prank in middle school but breaking up a party seems like a pussy move desu. You'll probably get beat up at school for that shit.

>>37180973
where you from? im from brazil and i honestly just slept trough HS and somehow i just got into a good uni and im getting a car from my dad(had to put this to be originolio)

>>37181076

Canada. Absolute worst, most expensive, country 2nd in cucking only to Sweden.

>>37181039
>>37180963

The newfag meme needs to go away.

>>37179422
This. Non Americans can't be robots.

>>37181160
really? everyone i know who went to study abroad in there seem to really like it

>>37179756
Good, you deserve the pain.

Fucking abomination

>>37179422
THAts why you always hear about bullying in America. In Ireland, at least when I was a kid, I don't know a single person that was bullied. If they were quiet, they were just left to their own things. I was a normie I guess and was friends with some popular people so I might be a bit biased but Ireland is a good place for betas

>>37179190
How would I go about snitching on people without getting caught? There's this one crazy black kid up the road that sells bunk acid and weed and smokes all day and there's a Chad on my snapchat that posts parties non stop. I want them both to go down.

Even if you're not liked, beating some people up pays off. I beat people up all the time in middle school.

By the time we were in high school not even the nerds who used to hang around me so they wouldn't get bullied by Chad liked me, but people thought I was a good fighter or something so they kind of just accepted it when I busted into their parties.

It was awkward to just confidently waltz through the door, sit into a table uninvited and start downing a bottle of liquor when nobody really has a personal friendship with you.

>>37181487
girls dont really like betas here brazil but everyone is treated fairly well, at least in the upper class, not sure how poor people live.

>>37181160
I don't get why people think Sweden is cucked

>>37179422
Not him but just for no reason this happens to me. I don't even get in I don't think they would have let me past the door.

It fucking sucks but I'm not I've never ever been to a party before

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>>37181487
>Ireland is a good place for betas
Oh I'm sure of that, just look whose flag is flying over Belfast

>>37181531
>I don't get why people think Sweden is cucked
They like to bring in 3rd worlders thinking that they'll have a better life. The issue is that those people are incompatible with the culture and downright expensive as hell. It would've been better to teach them to take care of themselves in their home countries but it's far too late now.

>>37181540
im really saddened to hear that :/ do you at least have mates or something?

>>37181531
Because every country is down the shitter these days and it's easy to forget that Sweden was once a country where there literally were years when there wasn't a single homicide.

It was perhaps the best country on Earth to live in such a short time ago that people still living can remember it. Then they decided to import a huge amount of low IQ criminals relative to their population, hand them loads of money and free apartments, and so on.

The party to oppose this is the single biggest party, but all the other parties are allied just to keep them out of parliament.

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>>37181531
where have you been?
orignal

>>37181039
>getting an innocent man deported
>this is totally cool man

>getting revenge on fucking normies
>((((pussy)))) move

>>37181603
> :/
why dont normies get the fuck out?

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>>37180017
Growing up I was a bully until I hit middle school where I calmed down a bit and I completely stopped in high school for no reason. I guess I started becoming self aware and subconsciously stopped. One of the faggots that I bullied relentlessly became one of my best friends and we still talk to this day. I became depressed when my parents split up while in high school and moved schools. I was the "quiet" kid there. No one bothered me and I had no friends. I was fat and 5'8. Don't really look threatening ... maybe in a "that kid is probably crazy" kind of way. I was never bothered by anyone, I was completely ignored. And yes, I did witness bullying from other faggots but for some reason It was like I never existed, not even bullies would acknowledge me. This was in Texas. I did become schizo in my early 20s so maybe they sensed something idk

>>37181641
i wish i was a normie dude, im just trying to help a fellow robot. whats your definition of a normie?

>>37181603
Mo I don't have anything. There's 3 crazy kids that hang out with me but they're so mean to me they call me names and bully me and put me down constantly so I stopped hanging out with them so I just sit alone all day. It doesn't help that I live in a town with 2000 people and don't see a single person walking.

>>37179650
>>37179756

Man, how do you sleep at night? have you no empathy?

>>37181489
call crime stoppers
>don't have to testify in court
>is anonymous
>get cash reward

>>37179777
checked, digits confirmed

>>37181692
you're just acting like an outside redditor or something.

>>37181695
damn famalam, sorry to hear that drop your steam here, if you ever need someone to talk about your feelings im all ears

>>37181709
No way

>>37181732
I don't have steam I don't have a computer

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>tfw you missed all the house parties when you where in highschool
>Literally able to go to the common room whenever I feel like getting drunk with random people

It's ok I guess, got to miss out on shit like this

>>37181720
eh? really? ive never even browsed reddit, it seems to be full of pretentious neckbeard orbiters, you guys are at least a little bit better than them

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>>37181695

aww, this is so cute do you want a gf?

>>37179190
>Giving a shit about a bunch of teenagers fucking and doing drugs on a Friday night
Honestly who cares? If that's your idea of a life experience you absolutely must go through or regret missing it forever then I'm sorry for you, I only went to a bunch of parties because I blew my friends off constantly because parties suck, I only remember having fun at one onc.
I don't regret anything, disregard normies and focus on something better, at the end they will only have addictions, diseases and lots of regrets
You are only young once however you are only young for twenty something years and you are stuck living for 50 more

>>37181752
>No way
why? There is literally no downside. That stupid nigger will have no way to know who ratted unless you're retarded and tell him.

>>37181828
That just sounds too easy. Plus how do they give you money if it's anonymous? But yeah that nigger is so fucking stupid I hate him I would love to see his house get raided by a bunch of cops while he's taken off to jail and they steal all of his shit out of his room.

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>>37179190
>decide I want to move to the US one day
>start a long distance relationship with a girl in the US through Kik so I can get a green card out of her
>she's trans and atheist and hated by her redneck family
>choose her because I can tell she's emotionally vulnerable and will become dependent easily, so she's less likely to realise she's just being duped
>she would have emotional breakdowns regularly
>during one of these she told me that she had recently found out her biological father raped her mother and he's now in prison
>literally a rape baby
>also tells me that she has tried to kill herself by overdosing repeatedly
>anxious because I don't want to lose my free immigration pass
>one day she randomly says that she doesn't think she can handle long distance anymore and so she's breaking up with me
>say nothing
>two months later I find out she's now dating some fat ginger neckbeard fuck who she mentio
>remember that she was friends with him before she broke up with me and gave me his Kik
>tell him everything that she told me about herself
>apparently they break up
>she messages me and tells me that everyone in school thinks she's crazy now and that I've ruined her life
>flat out tell her that I was just trying to get US citizenship out of her
>she never replies to me
>no new posts on any of her social media accounts since

I'm pissed that I never got that green card. Eight month's hard work for nothing

>>37180198

If he leaves it outside or ever not guarded you could always put sugar in his gas tank.

>>37180017
nu, southern yuropoor here, there were a couple of kids who got bullied and treated like OP

>>37180020
They can, just have to have dem facial aesthetics and be jacked

>>37182020

She have nice tits? (Also, nice cock?)

>>37182145
Nah. She was kinda chubby and wore glasses

>>37182020
you are truly a despicable person, what is wrong with your head?

>>37182165
She was happy while she thought the relationship was genuine, so it wasn't like I was hurting her at the time

>>37179190
I'm probably what you guys consider a normie, but if this shit's true then you did good. Fuck those guys, goddamn, what wastes of sperm and egg.

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>>37182020
You're a champ

>>37181598
>>37181617
>>37181620
Except I live in Sweden and have an interest in politics, and none of that is true? Fucking SD can suck my ass, their propaganda is based on lies

>>37179756
Hope you got raped at some point.

>>37182263
I live in Finland and I've visited northern Sweden and it's bretty normal

But implying that the crime rate hasn't increased and that shit neighborhoods in the southern Sweden aren't a new thing is just blatant lying

Also IQ score progression stopped at the same time as when notable immigration began

>>37181788
be my gf, even if you're a guy

>>37182186
>her
kek
but really dude you shouldnt have been this manipulative that is fucking terrible

>>37179190
>"don't cramp our style"
>implying anyone actually talks like this

You sure about all of this anon?

>>37182349
She's ftm

>>37179962
>complain to your HoA, they'll either cut that shit out or get their house taken away

>he doesn't live in an HoA
lol

>>37182020
>trying to get US citizenship
>it still goes to school

even if it happened you would have to marry to get the greencard and be stuck with it.

>>37180198
Yes that seems like the only logical way.

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i am a snitch, no shame

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>>37179422
Public schools in the US are just one step away from being federal prisons for kids.

>>37181521
Poor people tend to be less evenly distributed on the nice/mean curve, but lean towards very nice. The mean poor people you run into are absolute jerks though. Same's true everywhere.

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>>37181872
after u call they give u a tip number. In a few weeks, call them back and ask about "the status of tip #(number here)". If they make an arrest, they give u cash. u claim it by walking into a TD and saying "i would like to collect the cash for tip #(put number here)" and ur good

>>37180819
Where do you live where BB guns are illegal?

>>37179190
They were treating you like shit
They thought there were no consequences
They were wrong

>FASTER THAN MY BULLET

>little brother is a high school wannabe gangster swagfag
>brags about the weed he smokes/sells and the girls he fucks.
>nothing but contempt for me and my robot ways, always blasting his shitty top 20 rap when I'm around.
>loves to point out what a friendless loser I am and how I've never had a gf
>one day he brags to me about how going to making a lot of money selling some weed at school.
>school gets an anonymous tip from a burner phone (that was his actually, he kept it in a certain place in his room that I knew about) about his weed.
>locker searched, 1/4 pound of weed found, when confronted he got violent had gotten resisting arrest added on to possession and intent to distribute.
>using his burner phone wasn't the best idea because he knew I was the only one else in the house who knew where it was. Told mom I was the one who ratted him out.
>While he got into some deep shit at home, I got kicked out for not telling my parents first
>he was charged as a juvenile so none of this will ever affect his adult life, and going to juvie made him look hard to his friends/girls even more are on his dick now.

chad always fucking wins.

>>37182891
Just tip off the police again when he's an adult

>>37180017

Bruh to the anon who said it's the same it's the same in the U.K. I couldn't disagree more.

>weird kid comes to party
>cousin of friend
>weird af, long hair, fat, greasy
>chads at party and loads of normies
>just got left alone, people still talked to him
>not centre of attention but hey ho who wants to be

literally only here about these bellends at house parties when they're American

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All the time. Here's a few from the past couple weeks.

>Live in apartments
>Some jackass moved in and parked his Jeep to take up 2 spaces
>Car hasn't moved in months
>Walk by apartment manager the other day
>Tell him about the car
>He puts up fliers on everyone's door asking people to park right
>Jeep doesn't move
>Jeep gets towed away, and everyone in the apartments has parked inside the lines since then

>Help run an after school program
>Try to rehabilitate at-risk youth
>A couple kids are being little assholes
>Bullying everyone else in program
>Tattle on their behavior to my boss
>Kids get banned from the program
>We also called their parents to tell them how shitty their kids were
>I know from spending time with these trouble-making kids that their parents hit them
>They probably got beat for being dicks to other kids in our program

>TA at my college
>Help run labs
>Caught students cheating on a minor assignment
>Report them to Professor
>Students lost financial aid or some got expelled

>Don't like my downstairs neighbors
>They have an infant daughter who screams constantly
>Parents routinely knock on my door and tell me to be quieter because they rarely get sleep and are extremely on edge
>Get annoyed with how quiet they expect me to be when they're so fucking loud themselves
>Report them to management every time I hear them fighting or doing laundry or cleaning after quiet hours
>Told me they're moving out in a few weeks because they can't handle noise complaints

>>37180547
If he's in the UK, why would he take up an American sport? The NFL sucks over there...

>>37182768
The netherlands, they've got us by our balls over here

>>37182922

I was pretty much disowned for it, so I won't know any specifics other than *name* might smoke/sell weed.

>>37183025
Do you have any idea as to where he might live?

>>37182891
how did he find out the tip came from his phone? check the call history?

>>37179190
I told my aunt, mom and grandma that my brother was sneaking in his gf into the premises

>redneck neighbors love to have bonfires in the summer where they blast shitty country music and get drunk/loud
>city recently passed a burning ordinance
>now call about any and all bonfires I see or smell and often go looking for them on Friday/Saturday nights.

I'm pretty sure they don;t get anything more than a warning, but I'm hoping one of them will get belligerent with police and get shot ot tased.

>>37183124

Yeah call history, I thought I could delete it but I couldn't figure out how.

>>37179422
Here in Poland I was the silent kid and in such situation people drunk would welcome me and try to make me feel better
America is shit

>>37183099

He still lives at home (just graduated HS). I don't know what he plans on doing now.

reported my Mexican neighbors to ICE, I know they're legal but some of the relatives that stay with them sometimes I wonder about. (always come and go in the middle of the night, only stay for about a week at a time)

so far, no deportations though.

I'm a major snitch

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>>37180198
>can't do it again because he is suspicious
Just get a pellet gun from a sporting goods store. It will cost you about $100 - $250. Buy it with cash and wear a glove on the hand that is touching the pellets. They sometimes come with scopes, but you might not even need it. Practice on cans innawoods or in your basement. Then one evening, just as the sun is going to set, open the window and shoot one or both his tires.

Now if you really want to destroy the bike completely, you're going to have to get sneaky. Get some shitty clothes that you have never worn (buy from salvation army) or wear a garbage bag (not recommended cause of noise, will have to cover entire body with sections of bag). You will need a balaclava or a cap and something to cover ur face, long sleeve shirt, gloves, pants, socks and shoes Store a change of normal clothes innawoods or in an alley nearby. (Under dumpster or buried next to marked tree) At 3:00 am or some shit put on the shitty clothes (gloves are important), get a small piece of gravel or a small section of a bobby pin (cut one up) and a wrench set. Go to the bike and unscrew one of the spark plugs. Throw in the piece of gravel or the section of bobby pin. Screw in the spark plug and dip innawoods or in the alley. Change clothes and burn the old ones. Wait an hour or so and then dip back to your place. When he turns on the bike, the gravel and/or the metal bobby pin piece will be knocked around in the cylynder and scratch up the walls. He will have to reblace the whole cylinder block ($thoudands).

However, if you're bent on explosives, i will make a seperate post on that because this one is getting too long.

>>37181531
Easier to complain about some other country than accepting your own country is a joke

>>37179190
>>no one knows who called the cops
sure james, sure.

>>37181692
I wonder who could be behind this post
originiginsal

>>37182165
It's a tranny so who the fuck cares.

>>37179422
>>37182607
>tfw normal fags swallow the media nonsense and fully believe State Mandated Education is a good thing because 'can't be part of le dumbification of America xD'

>>37180245
This board is now full of tumblrinas who like to hate on America

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>>37183844

That's because America ruined European females with their Hollywood propaganda.

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>>37179190
>working front desk at a uni dorm
>RA's had rotating weekends they were on shift and not allowed to leave the dorm
>roastie who was on shift comes up to the front desk one day
>starts asking me questions about if I knew the rules about RA's going out
>she starts heavily hinting that she's going out later since she has plans with her boyfriend and that I shouldn't tell anyone she's leaving out
>know that our boss is still in the building just around the corner
>pretend I don't get the hint and say out loud I'm not familiar with the rules so I'll ask our boss
>boss hears her name and comes back around the corner
>tell boss that roastie was wondering if she could go out to meet her boyfriend even though it was her shift
>boss gets mad and tells her he's warned her about the not doing her job before
>she rolls her eyes at me sarcastically say thanks and walks back upstairs to spend the night in her room

>>37184266
wouldn't she still go out?

>>37184484
She didn't know how long our boss would be hanging around the lobby and also she was probably scared I'd call him or one of the other RA's (who would then call our boss) up and tell on her once she left since he had just said she couldn't leave right in front of me.

>>37179190
They know it was you, faggot.

They're going to kick your teeth in next time you leave your parent's basement.

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>>37180198
>>37183505
>dynamyte
Now there is a fun topic. I wouldn't suggest using it because it is hard to aquire and dangerous to systhesize. Gylcerol, when nitrated, becomes very unstable. It can set itself off under the pressure of its own weight if too much of it is made. (Or if you don't dissipate the generated heat effectively during the reaction.)
Before i get into my recommendation and how to synthesize it, i'm going to have to teach you some basic chemistry. Nitrogen is an element on tne periodic table. It is in column 17, meaning it needs 3 electrons to fill its outermost orbital. When two nitrogen atoms bond with eachother, they form a triple bond- the strongest bond in chemistry. This bond is very strong and takes lots of energy to break. Conversly, when the bond is formed, alot of energy is released. Most modern explosives work on the principle of nitration. A big molecule is infulsed with nitrate groups (NO3)-. The bonds are sometimes weak, as in the case of nitroglyceryn aka dynamyte, making the explosive very sensitive.

Now as for my reccommendation, i would recommend synthesizing ETN (Erythrotol tri nitrate). Erythrotol is a sugar substitute that diabetics can eat, since it has has very low insulin effect, and therefore, easy to aquire. Now you will need two more chemicals before you are ready to nitrate. The first one (Sulfuric acid) can easily be aqired in the form of liquid drain opener. It can be found at your local hardware store or on ebay or on amazon. You might want to perform a simple distillation on your acid if it is not clear. The concentration differs between manufacturers, but it usually in the mid 90s when it comes to concentration. Reagent grade sulfuric acid is ideal (98% or more). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUGRWjdNLI
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>>37184792
The last ingredient you will need is nitric acid. If you don't live in 'Murica then aquiring your HNO3 is going to be a problem. You can try gold refining stores, pool supply companies, or if all fails, you can make it yourself. There are alot of good youTube videos on the synthesis of nitric acid, so i won't go into detail. However, you will need potassium nitrate (easily bought online) and some glassware (beakers, distillation apparatus, heating mantle or some sort of heating coil, stainless steel kek clips)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWVBBGSxZ8
The synthesis of ETN is also detailed in youtube videos and will not be discussed here as i don't want to make this essay any longer.

Congrats. Now you have ETN. ETN is a high explosive and can't be set off with a fuze or with a hammer so you need to make a blasting cap which is just an electric match pressed with some step explosive (you can use ETN). The simplest way to get a cylynder for the detonator is drilling a hole in some rebar or stuffing some bullet cases that you can get from a local range. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWVBBGSxZ8
You might want to concider shaping the ETN into a shaped charge for maximim effectivemess. Everything can be found on google. good luck and have fun.

(edit:) ETN videos taken down. I can upload one if you need it

>>37182395
HoA are fucking terrible you stupid cuck.

>>37184890
senind vid should be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPljmJrfBY sorry about that, derp

and ETN vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYmCxP2PVVs

>>37184959
*second
jesus i'm retarted

bump
originalol0l0ll0l0l0l postoffice

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>tfw I smell weed coming from my neighbor's room
fucking junkies are about to get it LMAO

>>37184959
Jesus fucking Christ, that's some revenge. Does this work, or is it a trick to blow you to smithereens?

>>37179190

>Be me
>live in nice quiet apartment complex, mostly people over 40, no kids
>expensive complex so explains for why older people live here
>apartment right next to mine is vacant
>20 year old chad and stacy move in
>throw party first night, lasts until midnight, loud music, yelling etc.
>next night, same thing, some chad throws up on my window and in my bushes
>go to the leasing office next day to complain
>leasing office manager tells me chad and stacy already have 4 complaints lodged against them, they've only been here for 3 days
>leasing manager says first offense is a written warning, second offense is $50 fine
>they quiet down for a few days
>be a few days ago
>more loud music and chads and stacys yelling >call cops anonymously
>continue to call cops every time their music is just barely loud enough to hear through my walls
>so many police calls and complaints that they leave the complex

>>37183262
OP is from the UK, not murrika but as a Floridian I'd be highly surprised if that type of shit didn't happen here.

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>>37182607
Every time I dream about going back to school I wake up so fucking thankful it's over.

>>37179190

> living with roomates
> roomates are scum
> plan to leave after one throws one too many temper tantrums
> get an apartment
> move most of my stuff out in one day
> left behind some stuff, had to go to work
> get home, locks are changed and have 100 missed calls and messages saying I owe rent for the next 3 weeks and they'll hold my shit hostage until I pay.
> immediately call non-emergency to let me in
> get in
> faggot roomate in his room scared, he bought new appliances because I took all mine
> go in fridge, take his leftover pizza, cook it in his new appliances
> make a mess like they have been making in mine for the past 6 months
> sleep
> leave in the morning, take with me the new silverware he bought along with remainder of my stuff
> get more phone calls and messages later
> " You stole my new fuckin silverware, you ate my pizza, you're aacting like a little bitch, I'm gonna find where you live and get my shit back!"
> laugh as I eat a meal with my new silverware in my new apartment

>>37188784
How is this snitching?
And jesus christ man you stole his silverware?

>>37188821
He tried to extort me for $300 by locking me out of my residence, he took so much shit without my permission - he owed me a little house warming gift. I did it out of spite...

I called police to let me in because knowing him, he wanted me to try to break in so he could shoot me. Fucking twat, serious issues dude. He would rip my router out of the wall and pull his gun out during arguments - he had serious identity issues because I'm a pretty successful young man and he's coming up on 30 still selling weed by the dime.

>>37179190
Fuck snitched

>>37182607
This x10000 holy fuck. Public school is basically starting life out being incarcerated.

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Not snitch as much as manipulative but yeah

>be me
>back when about 5 years old
>best friend starts hanging out with kid from his school
>i become third wheel
>jealous of the new kid, he is total scum
>few weeks go by
>"hey anon know any swears?"
>i dont, please tell me!
>they tell me some bad words
>go home
>tell mom
>mom talks to best friends mom
>they talk to the new kid

Mfw i never see that kid again

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I like snitching on things I create.

>Go into busy chipotle
>order Quesarito when a line out the door behind me
>She visibly sighs
>Make sure the add all the extra free stuff
>Too big to wrap and it rips
>Tell them to re-wrap it
>She's visibly angry
>Don't tip
>File complaint online about the situation

>>37188915
Oh ok I should have known non-emergency means police. Good work then.

https://youtu.be/bvDG3fS7Hxo

>>37179422
American schools are a joke. I will never forget they joy of telling my principal to go fuck himself on my last day of sophomore year.

>>37179422
why do you think we have school shootings?

>>37189012
holy fuck youre the devil

>>37183203
Well you're pretty fucking stupid then aye?
You could've just gone to a pay phone and called