If I just accidentally swallowed a toothpick, am I gonna shit

Are you actually that retarded OP?

>>37179186
oh fuck i just swallowed an anvil, will i piss it off or cum it off? maybe ill cry it off, yeah that could happen.

>>37179186
Not before it rips open your intestines.

Enjoy your sepsis, Anon.

>>37179186
Neither. It's going to perforate your intestines, give you sepsis, and because you're a basement dwelling freak who's afraid to go outside and see a doctor, you'll die alone, asking 4chins why your tummy hurts.

>>37179499
Dude I just fucking said that.

Write your own posts, goddammit.

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>>37179576
Fuck off, cheetos fingers.

>>37179732
Come here and I'lll show you my fingers. When I curl them into a fist and ram it up your fucking ass.

>>37179807
Of course a pervert like you would have a video like this handy. I bet you have a whole folder of this shit, you disgusting piece of trash.

>>37179883
>offers to fist a stranger on the internet
>calls me a pervert