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1st for everybody but me is a normie

>>37178687
BRITFEEL FOR THE ROBOTS
GF'S FOR THE INCELS
DEATH TO THE NORMIE

Chicken lad here, 8 pieces is way too much. I've only had 3 and I'm stuffed

>>37178729

For some people, the fact you can drive a car would make you a normie.

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Mind if I share my feel of the day?

>girl at work having a night out for her birthday everyone invited
>I'm working 5pm-12am so can't go
>all work friends and onitis is going
>go into work next day
>apparently it was the best night out of the year
>onitis comes up to me and starts rubbing my arm "I missed you, why didn't you come out? We could have done shots and danced together"
>oh well, could have been the best night of my life so far but I'll get over it
>work friend casually mentions he fucked her (he doesn't know I like her)
>also on way into work my motorbike broke down and I had to leave it in a rough part of town until I can get it tonight
>garage booked up for next two weeks so can't get it fixed in time for college exams so cant get into college (it's 30 miles away in the countryside)
>will have to push motorbike home which will take at least an hour
>my earphones have also stopped working

Sometimes feel like I'm in my own personal episode of peep show.

Luckily I started studying stoicism a few months ago so I don't feel sad so much as weary, numb and physically sick

>>37178729
said the man with a driving licence, car and can leave the house

Genuinely feel like I'm going mad tho when I hear people say they like all these singer song writers. They make Phil Collins look like a god.

>>37178749
>>onitis comes up to me and starts rubbing my arm "I missed you, why didn't you come out? We could have done shots and danced together"
Anon have you ever asked a girl out?

>>37178745
>being normal makes you a normie
yes this is correct

lets fuck off with this robot and normie shit. it is retarded. the normies are never going to leave so either fuck off if you dont like it or deal with it

>>37178792
no u
reeeeeee

>>37178749
>>work friend casually mentions he fucked her (he doesn't know I like her)

fucking hell. now i feel sad. this would destroy me.

david mitchell is adorable, discuss

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>>37178745
>>37178750
>fell for the bait

I was only joking, besides I couldn't leave the house for years, its only through sheer determination i've turned my fortunes around to leaving the house ~once per week for a couple of hours

Theres always someone worse and theres always someone better than you, everyone who has it better than me is a normie cunt and everyone who has it worse barely exists

>>37178826
dibs his wife

>>37178792
The problem with this normie/robot malarkey is there's no set definition. I'd probably be classed as normie by most here simply because I've had sex and have friends yet I contribute most discussion to these threads

>>37178749
>Sometimes feel like I'm in my own personal episode of peep show.


>Watching peep show
>Ads come on
>Check britfeel
>See this post

>>37178841
Why is it that you struggle so much with leaving your house?

Is uk Manchester to be exact best place to be depressed ?

>>37178841
your life is obviously a mess because you have not seen star wars

it's dire straits out here lads, I'm officially homeless

The electronics of your heart
See how fast they fall apart

>>37178851
>yet I contribute most discussion to these threads

Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm certainly one of the most active posters and I probably make no more than 10% of posts

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>play mmo
>bot on your alts to make lots of money
>you afk leech on your main while one person does all the work (1.5% exp an hour)

even in mmos I'm a lazy piece of shit.

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>>37178845
>you will never be between David Mitchell's wife and Charlie Brooker's wife.

>>37178878
I average 60-80 (yous) a thread lad. The only time I've missed threads is back in the day when the threads would die in the middle of the night

>>37178851
same lad. i hate it. its a stupid label because there is no set definition. humans are diverse creatures, there is all sorts of sub cultures in society. there is no such thing as normie.

>>37178894
Free childeren, cute wives. I really need one of the old boys to bag me a job there.

>>37178851
Normie
>isn't a virgin

>>37178851
Name one good meme you have made.

Thought so.

>>37178878
I make 50% of the posts here. I'm kind of a legend around here.

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>>37178750
>>37178841
Be nice to ebinlad or you will be niced
be a nice
be nice
its nice to drive

I never count my (you)s but I know I must be one of the most active posters because I'm here all bloody day

>>37178841
since im in a worse position than you i get to call you a normie, suck on that faggot

>>37178782

No

Keine Original comment

>>37178868
>I'm officially homeless
what happened?

sunday night. time to watch the week in stupid..

>>37178934
got a weird dejavu reading this post. i have read this before in my dreams.

>>37178923
>NEET
>Live with parents
>Collect animu dolls and manga
>Play video games 15-18 hours of my day

But yes, because I had sex one time I'm Chad Thundercock

>>37178927
>memes
>quality discussion

I miss when I could post milk gorilla without being called out for force memeing. Simpler times

>>37178868
Where are you lad hope you have a homeless shelter near you that can help

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Think not of the (you)s you get, but of the (you)s you give.

>>37178964
well shit I forgot the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drAIqBKo2fc

>>37178868

You get a shiver in the dark it's been raining in the park

How do you all deal with having no friends? Its harder than I thought it would be

>>37178974
>I miss when I could post milk gorilla
So you don't bring any good discussion.
Got it ;)

>>37179005
Milk gorilla was an enigma lad, a forced meme within a discussion. It added to the post, it wasn't the post

>>37178862

try devon(outside of exeter, and even then). been there for a year, fucking hillbillies, no infastructure, no night life, no shops, no fucking nothing.

The only good thing about it is it's like all white people and eastern europeans(who are needed for work since nobody fucking wants to be in devon).

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>>37178934
FUCK YOU NICE POSTER I TRIED TO POST MY NICE SHAKING LEGS NICE GIF BUT IT WASNT ORIGINAL AND I COULDN'T POST IT BECAUSE YOUD ALREADY POSTED IT FRIIIIG OFF

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time for a bit of fun lads

>>37179023
It was the key

>>37179023
>It added to the post
This is what people actually think.
No wonder Corbyn is gonna get into number 10.

>phone says there is only 800mb of free space out of 13gb
>can only find 1gb of data on the phone

is this some sort of virus?

Are the forced meme days finally over? I'm glad but I also enjoyed them

>>37178995
I talk to you lads all day. Also technically I left my friends so there's dignity in that.

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>>37178973
I have had many weird nice meme dreams
may all your dreams be nice
Dreamed I was in hospital earlier with the Dr coming up to me to tell me i was due to be discharged but i was feeling i wasnt well enough

>>37178960
You missed a good opportunity but you may be able to make a recovery yet lad.

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Got strawberry milk.

>>37179044
What exactly am I looking at here originally?

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>>37178856
soon as I begin considering it I have a flurry of thoughts about what can go wrong and how I can die, very irrational ones when viewed afterwards but at they time they feel as if they're in your face till the point I feel physically sick and can't handle the mental strain, also its a fear of it the panic setting in while outside.

poor explantion but something like that, I'm pushing my boundries but can't drive further than out my town, can't go in my mums car further than the nearest town etc. I can't go into shopping centres, crowded/loud areas or food places while out, so it pretty much kills any chance of being normie right there unless I somehow break the wall that seems to be strong

sounds pathetic, I'm not trying to whine about it but when some fake-depressive cunt who got rejected once by a girl and listened to the smiths tries to glamourize mental illness and brag how un-normie they are its a bit offensive since I never partiucally wanted this or want it now

>>37178749
Shit I know hat feel man
Lonely by lack of opportunity

>>37179064
>What is the cache
Also if it's an iPhone it's known for that bullshit issue.

>>37179025
God, Devon is fucking miserable for how pretty it is in places. Where are you from? I'm from south west like torbay area.

>>37178881
I'm playing one of those shitty free mmo games where it's mostly idle and wondering if anyone else is even playing.

cute chinese girl sat next to me on the train today

gonna wank thinking about it tonight

am i a degenerate?

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>>37179078
May we take a moment of silence for those no longer with us.

- PM Kev x

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>>37179031
NICE SHAKING LEGS
BE NICE
SHAKE LEGS
BE A NICE

>>37179100
finished downloading the jav in >>37176045

>>37179101
Have you ever been to see a doctor. MMight be agoraphobia.

why does every joke here have to be a forced meme. Let's just enjoy that a considerable portion of the people here enjoy a joke without criticising please.

pls no bully britfeel.

>>37178961
parents kicked me out because I'm a faggot
>>37178978
I have a tent, at least. It'll work for now.
>>37178994
sorry lad, went right over me that one

>>37179147
F to pay respects to the fallen.

>>37179140

If you have to ask then you are/then it is

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Ended up binging and purging twice because I was bullied at work again and I thought it would make me feel better. Now I have a pretty bad tummy ache~

How are you holding up tonight lads?

>>37178986
For (you) anon~

>>37178995
You kind of get used to it after a while lad. Britfeel helps so if you're struggling we're here for you~

>>37179147
>tfw you will never wrestle with Kev

>>37179134
hoo boy i was stuck on a hill in torbay for 6 months last year

>>37179167

Sultans of swing by dire straits

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>my mate knows about this thread

it was a pleasure lads

>>37179161
This lad.
What is forced for someone is enjoyed by groups of others.

We will make memes from their ashes
Take them into shitposting with us.
We are diamond memes.

>>37179167
>parents kicked me out because I'm a faggot
Harsh mate. Do you have no friends to stay with? How about money?

>take picture to show my room to the thread
>picture ends up showing off some of the disgusting things about my battle station like a horrible stain on the wall behind my desk and the piece of blu tack on my mouse from where i put it on it so a part of it would stop digging into my hand

looks like you don't get to see anything after all

>>37179224
see you tomorrow then mate

>>37179252
Just photoshop kevs face over the bits you want to hide.

>>37179252
devilish mode, remove exif data and post anyway

>>37179252
please show anon there's no judging in britfeel

>>37179093

Thanks mate. There's another party in a month or two.

I'd drag my balls through broken glass just to dance with her tbqh

>>37179252
post it anyway mate, I'm going to post mine once I move into my new place

>>37178687
Anyone else feel suicidal working 9-5 5 days a week? I miss being a kid and only worrying about video games

>>37179275
give me kevs face to put over stuff please

>>37179134

I worked in the royal castle hotel in Dartmouth for 1 year.

most depressing area ever.

one bus every 1 hour.

nearly 2 hours to Exeter, over an hour to go to totnes which is a shitty half assed town-city that's 1/10th the size of Manchester.

average age of 50. no 4g internet. capped DSL. expensive as fuck shit cause nobody ever goes there so they gotta ramp up the prices to compensate.

Only place there is a small co op and a convecience store sized lidl.

I get id'd for drinks at the age of 27.

I wanted to buy some antiseptic wipes(for steroid shots, though anyone doing sports uses em too, for grazes and scratches) and this fucking 68 year old hag looked at me like I'm an alien that was asking for hardened elementium bars.

you get free housing if you work there + regular wages and tips and lots of free food, and even the fucking eastern Europeans who are making mad bank leave every 3-6 months because it's THAT fucking bad.

>>37179106

>ask him what it was like
>all I can remember was her moaning and letting her out the back door in the morning because I lost my key
>don't think I even came

Now that the dust has settled, which forced meme did you enjoy the most, or hate the least?

>>37179241
Does every image posted have to be considred a meme
Can we not just post pictures of things we like
things we feel are comfy British things
To remind us of times back in the old country of our ancestors back on the home planet

>>37179248
I'm camping with two friends for now, we have enough money for a townhome but there's nothing open until the first of June so we're roughing it

At least I can still phone post

>>37179345
sounds comfy desu

original oregenos

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>>37179327
Should be a transparent PNG for ultimate ease.

>>37179394
we should have good memes like Churchill. pretty much all the memes we have now are shit because they are all forced

>>37179345
fucking hell that's grim

i live just outside exeter it's not too bad
you're fucked if you can't drive though

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>>37179394
Theme song was a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TfvcTWGJg

>>37179421
Least it's summer time, hopefully it stops raining. Where in the country are you? That's really fucked up about your parents mate I'm so sorry.

>>37179352
i don't understand the leaving in the morning shit. maybe its because i'm a virgin who craves for female attention but if i slept with a girl i would just want to lie in bed and cuddle with her all day.

How do guys like this meet women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Up8ijl9fU

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summer days for days

sometimes i just like a sit down wee lads, i find it comfortable and rather relaxing

post genuine brit feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

>>37179458
i get anxiety listening to this song because my mum would always put heart beat on before i went to bed for school

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>>37179474
The forecast is warm and dry
Hope you get on ok

>>37179482

>22+ degrees tomorrow

im gonna die lads, i dont do above 20 degrees at all, i dont even do the upper teens very well at all(no innuendo pls)

>>37179474
don't tell anyone but i'm in burger land
the bright side is that the campsite is near a lake, so I can at least swim.
>Fucked up about parents
Yeah, I sort of saw it coming though
Kinda like how you can mourn someone before they die, I kind of accepted where I am now

>>37179481
By not staying indoors shitposting on a British general on a chinese takeaway product ordering website.

>>37179507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

>>37179516
that fucking feel my m8, exactly the same thing happened to me then and happens to me now, im 27 and you think id be over the phobia of primary school, but apparently not...the terrible feeling of 8pm on a sunday night, realising you were in the very last hours of your weekend

>>37179524
Gonna spend a month in 30+ degree weather.
Hopefully I sweat the weight away.

>>37178821
I don't like how normies discuss sex so easily. I find it so embarrassing to talk about. Feels like it should be a private thing.

>>37179481
serious answer is boundless self confidence

>>37179498
Same. I'm a lazy sod too so sitting down is preferable.

>>37178687
>anal fissure finally healing

thank fucking GOD

>>37179421
I bet you fucking love in the tent with your two mates
Sorta jelly desu

>>37179570
What did you stick up there?

>>37178749
feel ya lad, owning a bike can be a real bitch sometimes

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>>37179436
thank you, my battlestation still looks embarrassing though, cant take a full picture of my room since it would require more than one shot and i cant be bothered

>>37179595
nothing, just had a really painful shit like 2-3 weeks ago and constant pain since then

>>37178749

not taking the piss, but what bike do you ride? just curious

Just ordered a load of sushi desu

>>37179604
Kev faces should become a censor.

>>37179572
we've become closer through it, but camping is really only fun when it isn't your only option lad

>>37179481
same way everyone meets women lad, there isnt some secret way they meet women. some women love cocky little arrogant shits like him. And there isnt much a women wont do a fella if she is in love with him

>>37179566
Yeah but where? Just on the street?
>>37179655
There must be more to it than that, like did he go to school with her, work with her, see her regularly, she's a mate's sister's friend or something?
You don't just talk to strangers in the supermarket.

>>37179543
yeah, its fucking mad lad. my mum used to watch it when i was in highschool. i think she watched it on repeat because i went to bed at 9 or 10.

>>37179695
>You don't just talk to strangers in the supermarket.
Some do.

Didn't they mention a cafe in that video?

>>37179721
Yeah but that was when he was getting back with her. So he knew her, either he spotted her in there or arranged to meet her there.

Did anyone from this show go on to be a big name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgfBhlQAPWs

>>37179695
i dont know the fella lad. he could of met her at a pub or a party. im friends with a cheecky fella like him and he always met girls at parties or through friends. funny thing is, this friend of mine is only 5 ft 7 and about 9 stone but girls seem to always go for him.

>>37179655
Yeah women are retarded with the minds of children, we know

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>>37179791
I miss The Bill.

>>37179791
this is another show that reminds me of them last few hours before going to bed for school

>>37178894
Didn't that bird used to do Blue Peter?

>>37179791
Bill was pretty much a soap, its hard to graduate from soaps once you're in them

>>37179802
i still believe that i am going to meet a decent women one day. i havent given up hope yet

>>37179822
Me too lad.

>>37179823
Maybe every Sunday we need to get these songs going to get people ready to sleep.

>>37179829
She did.

>>37179791
fucking hell its insane to see how long forced diversity has been going on

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>>37179507

This lad bloxxxxoxox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

Ah the excitement when someone would leave Eastenders. Would they go to The Bill or Casualty?

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>girl I met at a party on saturday accepted my friend request on normiebook
>panic and delete her because I don't remember who she was

>>37179887
>friends gf adds me and starts talking to me
why?

>>37179875
Literally makes me feel proud to be British.
Then I remember everything else about Britain and feel sad.

>>37179902
To see if you will be faithful.

Lads, what's a way of turning down an invitation to your best friends birthday without coming off like a complete twat?

>>37179622

Shitty Honda vision 110. Not even a bike, I lied to seem less pathetic. Just got a taxi special as I'm pushing it home now, so it's not all bad

>>37179939
Work. Family. Pre existing arrangement which makes you feel bad for not been able to go to it.

>>37179924
what do you mean? I'm not gonna hit on her, I don't even like her

>>37179979
>Work
ha funny joke anon

>>37179939
Accept. Then on the day/night magically develop the most horrendous blow your arse apart case of the shits in existence. Nobody will hold it against you if you have the turbo trots - people don't tend to make embarrassing stuff up.

Think I'll vote UKIP even though it's a bit pointless, voting tory would be voting against my interests with may seeming hellbent on trying to turn us into a nanny state and lolbour doesn't even really need to be mentioned.

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>>37179604
Well here is my battle staion
having problems with stability

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Practise the Chinese you have learned

>>37179939
why are you turning down the invitation? i think you are a twat unless you have a good reason. you dont sound like a very good best friend

>>37179998
Some birds add you to try and flirt and see if you will go along with it.
If you don't like her. Don't worry about it.

>>37180004
Well it's hard to give you a good reason without knowing all your details in regards to work etc.

>>37180028
looks comfy anon i like it

>>37180031
m8 it was about five words
nice Asian words man hasn't been here for a while

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Buy Manhatten real estate

>>37180057
Not sure why but this made me chuckle.

>>37180057
t-thank you trump for arming a new wave of extremists

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>>37180057
for you anon x

>>37179167
If this is real then good luck dude. Honestly feel bad for you and hope things improve.

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My current wage-role is working in a stressful call centre for 17kGBP/year before taxes. Feel like I would much rather work some shitty zero hours contract in McDonalds or Tesco for less money but less stress.

what are my boys listening to tonight?
i'm still studying so listening to aphex to keep me going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSOBrcRg5Q

>>37180146
hikikomori by crywank at the moment. My depression playlist is on.

When does the lonliness end?

>>37180166
Shit don't change until you wash your ass, nigga

>>37180166

When you bust a nut in some pussy

rip lenlad not online in two days

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where are you in this picture?

>>37180146
Lenny Dee
Never realised there was two Leeny Dees

>>37180187
Fell in the canal by attack from the Weatherfield Crowbar Killer.

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>>37180165
wet
>>37180146
love a bit of aphex acid. slam the analord mixtapes on next

got a pizza and coke, watching memento hahaha

>>37180225

This could plausibly be BritNormie as a child

>>37180146
I think I have anew favourite band, I can't stop listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNT2h24VcwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXA9W2dPVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ohu0ZAFtag

>>37180140
i have zero hour contract at BK. if you do't have any proper commitments and aren't in desperate need of money, it's probably better

im afraid of getting my heart broken lads. i feel like i am going to find the courage to start dating, and the girl is going to cheat on me or something. i might snap and do something stupid if this happens

>>37180187
I believe he has a boyfriend from this thread, we've been abandoned

>>37180032
Because I'm trying to be good and I'll end up taking drugs and making a twat of myself. Also I'm a massive loser and I dont want my friends to see me like this.

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>>37180166
IT DOESN'T ANON

>>37180165
crywank is great depression music, hope everything is okay though
>>37180175
should've listened to what my grandmama said to me
>>37180205
i've never heard of Lenny Dee, should I check him out?
>>37180225
i might just have to you know, im not too familiar with them but based on his lps im assuming theyre going to be great
>>37180263
great band, nonagon infinity is probs my favourite album of theirs

>>37180250
BritNormie isn't ginge.

>>37179887
i have about 300 different girls as friends on facebook. it means nothing i'm still a kissless virgin

>>37180204
>where are you in this picture?
taking it. It is destiny to see other people live their lives.

>>37180285
no
no no no no no
NO NO NO
THAT ISN'T TRUE

>>37180266
>i have zero hour contract at BK
Remember you lad. When is your first shift?

>>37180140
On the Tesco application form there's a clause you need to tick that gives them the power to make you work over 40 hours. Most staff are stuck working over 50 hours each week and you can't refuse a shift.

They won't take you on unless you tick that box.

>>37180285
Where did you hear that? I thought he was chaste like a monk

How does tinder work? If I connect my fb to it will people know I'm on it or is it just used to sign in? May as well give it a shot for once. Feel like if I keep putting it off Its gonna get harder. Also, are people honest on there about hooking up or is it all bs first?

>>37180211
Do you think serial killers have rivalries?

>>37180140
Call centre work is awful. If money isn't an issue then part-time retail is much more tolerable~

>>37180347
no, but everyone you know irl is on there and will spot you on it

>>37180347
it's just used to sign in. no one will know you're on tinder unless they're on tinder themsleves

>>37180347
>he has facebook
why don't you just go to your pussy tree out back and pluck a solid 9/10 from the branches, chad?

>>37180363
I bet you that they have competitions. Like best kill, best hidden body etc.

>>37180347
You've missed the days of tinder being for anonymous sex.

It's just a dating site now.

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>>37180322
>>37180342
put together all the clues, heres another

its another waifu poster

>>37180335

I make almost 11 an hour nights and its hard as hell getting more than 30 hours a week (unless I wanna do sundays) on Tesco.

>>37180308
>>>37180205 (You)
>i've never heard of Lenny Dee, should I check him out?
>>37180265
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXA9W2dPVU [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ohu0ZAFtag [Embed]

if you like techno gabba acid then yes

Got my first proper exam tomorrow, wish me luck lads

>>37180380
Just shut up ffs.

>>37180389
YOU'RE LYING TO ME ANON

>>37180347
People won't know you are on it, don't worry. Iirc your friends don't appear as potential matches either. People aren't honest about it just being for hookups. It is in reality but just play the game and put up with the bullshit pretence. If you shatter the illusion people don't respond well.

>>37180347
if you're good looking you should have no problem hooking up from it, but i had it for months with only a couple of matches, none of whom replied when i messaged them
if you're ugly dont bother, itll just kill your self esteem

>>37180415
Good luck lad~

What's the exam for?

>>37179939
Ebola. Or an anal fissure.

>>37180374
>>37180377
Oh well, guess it doesn't matter if people know I'm on it
>>37180387
Why is this? What do people use now? Shouldn't be this difficult. Thought the whole point was to simplify everything down to pure attraction and remove all the other aspects of dating.

>>37180331
Thursday

hope it goes alright, didn't seem too busy in the weekdays from what I've seen, but might just be because it's quite new still

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No bitch, NO ONE needs you. Picard only keeps you around to check out your arse when he orders you to go do some menial task.

>>37180440
English literature, 9am.
Fucking dreading it
Got a geography one after that which i hopefully should do alright on.

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>>37180389
Post waifus lads
Where yo anime fans at

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>>37180420
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37114456/#37123898

notice "bf"

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37172516/#37174371

what was so special this weekend? the same weekend len disappears. Its sadly true, start stomaching it now anon

>>37180436
i dont understand tinder lad. i get told i am good looking in real life by women and guys, and if random women see my pic they will usually compliment me. I usually only get a match or two a day

>>37180347
You're more likely to be matched with people on your friends list, yes.

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>>37180314

He's a very strawberry blonde then

>>37180486
Good luck lad, like with any job after awhile you'll be on auto-pilot and be able to focus on the bants.

>>37180499
i'm sure it'll go fine mate, just remember your quotes and you can't go too far wrong, good luck though

>>37180511
what's your bio like? how picky are you with right swiping? it must be frustrating for you, at least i know the reason i dont get matches

Any of you lads watching WWE BACKLASH tonight?

>>37180499
With English Lit I think the most important part is essay structure desu. Also at A-Level I just used as many key words as possible since I think examiner's like that~

Good to hear you're more confident on geography anon, I'm sure you;ll smash it desu~

>>37180580
I'll smash your desusan tilde

>>37180505
IT'S A COINCIDENCE
IT MEANS NOTHING

>>37180521
Is his hairline receding to his chin?

>>37180481
The mainstream ruined it lad. Consider looking into abnormie dating sites like fetlife.

>>37180572
Fuck off NA fag

>normally too shy and nervous to talk to people properly, always very pleasant, keep to myself
>people just think I'm a gentle giant
>the horn takes me
>suddenly I have all the confidence in the world and want nothing more while performing coitus than to wrap my hands around a girl's throat and tell her I won't let her breathe until her hole makes me cum

>>37180521
Is there a pommel horse in that cafe?

lads I need some advice is it safe to buy a used phone off gumtree if they have posted the receipt of it?

>>37180580
>>37180540
Cheers lads
Hopefully i'll do alright

>>37180570
my bio is shit because i assume no one reads it. most girls barely have anything on their bio. basically, i state a few interests, and say i am in uni. maybe its because all of my pics are selfies or me in the mirror. i never take group pics, and i never take pics when i am out and about.

>>37180601
we've been played like a fiddle anon

>>37180493
Never forget that Riker helped her cheat the Command test.

>>37180618
>NA fag
National action?

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>>37180500
Whenever I'm miserable her smug smile brightens my day.

>>37180631
>>>37180521
>Is there a pommel horse in that cafe?
All the better to take he up the arse over
Cum on we know Normiefag needs an ass pounding

>>37180609
Do you have personal experience with fetlife or know someone who uses it? I'm genuinely interested in trying it but I want to know what the deal with it is and if it's worth it.

>>37180609
don't you have to pay for fetlife?

>>37180523
thanks, it can't be too difficult seeing as most of the people there are straight out of school, or are part time while in college or uni

>>37180521

In this image, there is a Barclays bank logo, and a Nisa logo on the window, but it's clearly a cafe of some sort.

What on Earth is going on in this image.

>>37180596
Leave my desusan alone you flirt~

>>37180636
No problem lad, let us know how they went tomorrow!

And make sure to get an early night, you'll regret it tomorrow~

>>37180505
Bit creepy that lad, do remember a post where sakulad called lenlad the cutest or something though.
If it is true then maybe lay off the detective posts and give the good lad a chance.

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>>37180521
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5207476,-0.0517074,3a,75y,173.03h,84.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s0oyUnKSwwt739ra_Htm14Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

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>>37180683
She is just so
isnt she

>>37180771
>make sure to get an early night, you'll regret it tomorrow
this
in general for exams if you dont know the content the night before you're not going to know it by the exam, the best thing is a good nights sleep

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>>37180493
>childhood is sympathising with the Bajorans
>adulthood is realising that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong

>>37180720
I've never tried it but I've only heard good things. Eventually I'll have to join it since the Japanese have twisted me.

>>37180732
From what I know it's free but you can pay to see the porno that the voyeuristic members of the site make.

>>37180771
Will do mate
>make sure to get an early night
i'll try, should of done and alnighter last night but i went bed at about 5 so i'll probably be up for a bit tonight

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>been awake for hours
>have done nothing at all but browse /biz/ and get sad I didn't put my money in shitcoins
>will do nothing for the next few hours i'm awake

why even be alive lads

I love bees but detest wasps.

>>37180830
No point putting money in shitcoins unless you're gonna put a srs amount in, same with stocks i guess.
It's all a gamble anyway.

>>37180830
fastlane forum is a better biz forum

biz is just pyramid schemes (shitcoins)

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>>37180830
Because we love you

>>37180650
why did he do this to us

>>37180639
>most girls barely have anything on their bio
because they don't need to, they're the ones in demand
girls (especially hot girls) get a lot of matches simply because they're female, they dont have to try as hard as we do

all your pictures being selfies probably does looka bit weird, its better to have a pic of you and your bros in there (to show you have friends), a pic of you doing something interesting/a hobby (to show you're not boring), maybe a pic of you and some hot girls (shows youre in demand), as well as at least one of just you

>>37180830
Watch Xavier: Renegade Angel. It's a pretty funny show and the episodes are only about 10mins long. It will give you something to do to pass the time.

>>37180830
>3 grand profit in the past three days
Come on, ebin, step it up

>>37180882
>its better to have a pic of you and your bros in there

they never want to take group pics. my hobbies are basic shit like reading, watching films, working out. i dont have anyone who would take a picture of me working out, and it would just seem weird. dont have any girls to take pictures with.

i think its childish that women want entertaining pics, i know it is meant to help. they know my interests. they can see what i look like. they should know i have friends.

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Post Waifus
I love searching for Marisa Kirisame images she is so lovely

>>37180851
I was gonna put like 100-200 quid in DGB a week or two ago when it was like 100 satoshi

now its like 800 or something, could have made a tidy bit, but its all an obvious shill that'll come collapsing. I don't know if people on /biz/ are being serious or the whole board is 100% shill at this stage

I realized I don't even need the money, I don't even spend most of my neet money

>>37180894
that looks interesting, I'll watch ep1 on youtube

>>37180871
y-you t-too

>>37180908
its not sustainable though thats the thing, if you don't cash out at the right time it'll all be for nothing most likely

>>37180894
LAAAAIIIFFF

I want a gf who has a lewd body but is very pure and doesn't attract any attention from other men

>>37181030
>doesn't attract any attention from other men
literally impossible

I want a gf who is very kind and loves me a lot but cheats on me with groups of strangers because she's addicted to cock

>>37180984
>my hobbies are basic shit
even just a picture of you out and about would be better than just having selfies, just something to show you leave your house and have people to take pictures of you
>i think its childish that women want entertaining pics
thats true, but because so many guys swipe right to almost every girl they see girls on tinder have more options than they could realistically handle, so they need some way to decide who to actually persue, so even if it just comes down to "this guy has clearly made an effort with his profile" you need to stand out somehow

>someone is pulling donuts near me

>>37181026
The second half of the second season was so disorientating. Don't think I've seen anything since which gave me the same feeling of being in a dream.

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Me? I just want to forget.

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I want a gf

That's mostly it

>>37181030
>>37181069
i just want a gf desu, im not even picky at this point

We are the underachievers

not the rappers they have tallent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcoUe_jAq0

I'm rich lads. Sold my dogecoin for 6 bong and put it all into stellar lumen and now it's worth 20 bong. Smell ya later losers, I'm ordering two pizzas 2nite

Quiet night here, making me sleepy desu

>>37180789
FUCK you Taylors Hoists. One of your drivers cut me up on the M25.

>>37181080
i might try and put more effort into it. i just see tinder as a bit of a mess about. most matches i get dont even bother replying to me, most girls i do talk with are either really fucking boring or apathetic.

i might take a pic when im out but it just seem like an alien idea to me. i literally never take pics with my phone when out and about. plus, its so awkward to put picturs on tinder because you have to do it through facebook.

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>>37181019
>>>37180851
>I was gonna put like 100-200 quid in DGB a week or two ago when it was like 100 satoshi
>now its like 800 or something, could have made a tidy bit, but its all an obvious shill that'll come collapsing. I don't know if people on /biz/ are being serious or the whole board is 100% shill at this stage
>I realized I don't even need the money, I don't even spend most of my neet money
If your rubbish at maths you wont make a killing on the crypto currency Really it is just gambling
You are better Just putting your spare cash in an ISA account wont make you rich but you aint losing money either

>>37181214
I can't go over the benefit cap anyway or they'll reduce my bennies

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>>37181203
Put a picture like this on. Itll look humurous

>lass messages me on okc
>she's immediately sexual and flirty
>its a chubby woman who identifies as trans
>reverse image search a picture
>find her instagram
>has her real name
>find her facebook
>all her posts are garbage left wing trans bullshit

Fuck sake.

>>37181165
that's the problem with you high-flyers, you know how to make money, but not how to spend it

you need to invest that 20 bong, not go silly with power

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My farts smell absolutely dreadful. Normally they just have a bit of a whiff to them but today they're vile.

Watching what you eat is a bloody pain

just got a comfy band 8d nhs job yeahhh boys its happening

shit lads i'm a little bit drunk and a lot tired, i've got the spinny room thing and i feel very queasy, help

any lads on here want bumming? haha

>>37181301
Can't wait till the tories privatise all you cunts

Daily reminder that human beings are parasites. We multiply to unsustainable numbers. We destroy the planet, and mercilessly slaughter every other species on it for our own enjoyment. The true red pill is to kill yourself.
I'm just too scared to do it

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>>37181229
I have loads of Lego that has gone up in value but will probably crash one day
Might be worth looking at something physical like that
DWP dont look at toys however valuable they maybe Again a gamble but if its something you know about and like to own anyway I couldnt care if my Lego was worthless its still means a lot to me Wish i had savings just about get by on my bennies

>>37181334
yeah it'll be terrible for us healthcare professionals getting even more private money, and free healthcare.

might finish off that garlic bread in the freezer

>>37181371
Give us some, mate? I'm gasping

Put some of my stuff on gumtree (electirc guitar and an old sony boombox) and no fucker has messaged me about it

Reeeeee just gib me money for my shit you working class fucks

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Lads, I spoke to my doctor about signing on with a medical condition that makes working difficult and have gave me a note saying I'm not fit for work, but only for 4 weeks.

What am I supposed to do with it? I'm not currently claiming any bennies.

>>37181355
>healthcare professionals
Ugh, when cunts say they 'work for the nhs' as if they are some kind of saint when there just some shit middle management idiot.

>>37181403
>Have a medical degree
>work directly with patients and their clinical management plans

ok friendo.

>>37181401
You need to sign on to universal credit.

They have a big form you fill out and then they'll tell you what you're eligible to claim.

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

>>37181255
What have you been eating? If it's nothing out the ordinary it's colon cancer.

>>37181428
Do I do that online or at a JobCentre?

>>37181401
>check if you live in a Universal Credit area
>if not claim ESA
>if you do, claim Universal Credit but stress that you have no capability for work

Make sure to get the note 'topped-up' as well before it expires lad~

>>37181316
Lie down ffs. Have your waste paper bin or a bucket near in case you puke. Good luck anon.

>>37181429
You sound like a control freak

>>37181454
You can do it online.

www.lmgtfy.com/universalcredit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuRhPezgmg

Fran... one day you will be mine. Even though you're riding the cock carousel now, I know you'll come to your senses. Your smile is like a summer breeze... absolutia.

>>37181415
So are you a doctor or what? Of medicine not of buzzwords

>>37181485
I'm not giving away my profession, but it is patient orientated and clinical in nature. Not a nurse either.

>>37181401
>doctor knows I'm a headcase.
>doctor knows I see a psychiatrist and CPN
>tell him I'm stressed and depressed

tfw I get signed off for 3 months at a time and I've been on ESA since last November.

>>37181507

Pharmacist detected

>>37181485
>>37181507
In honesty, I'm a patient-waifu liaison officer.

>>37181507
you sound like a nutritionist

>>37181568
>nutritionist
>profession

pick one.

>>37181555
Nah, that's just someone who fetches things, there's a reason there are so many Paki's doing it, if you can forge the paperwork literally anyone can be a pharmacist.
I'm sure anon is much more qualified than that

>>37181588
toe cleaner then

>>37181454
DON'T apply for Universal Credit anon, it takes 6 weeks before you get any money. Ring Jobcentre Plus and apply for ESA over the phone, they'll pay you as soon as they get your sick note.

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>>37180500
>>37180995
2 calls?
did you forget about the first..

>>37181599
>Not realising pharmacists know more than any doctor does about drugs
>Not realising how many times a day a pharmacist has to give consultants advice on what to prescribe patients or correct registrars erroneous prescription of life-threatening combinations of medicines

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>>37181457
>>37181483
Thanks lads. I'm not sure if my doctor intends to 'top up' my note or if it's just to hold me over until I next see him. I kind of panic and go into autopilot at the doctor's office.

>>37181547
Seems kind of bothersome that you need to keep getting signed off. Does it get harder each time?

Novelty ties: opinions?

>>37181649
Yeah yeah, just keep handing out the methadone ahmed

>>37181687
Have you tried the rope one yet?

>>37181649
I have never heard of a pharmacist giving anyone advice to anyone

>>37181625
6 weeks? I'm only signed off for 4 and I don't think it's getting renewed. I'll see what I can do over the phone in that case.

>>37181707
be a bit itchy I think

>>37181710
You're thinking of your local community pharmacist who mostly just checks medications for safety before dispensing.

There are hospital pharmacists and medicines information pharmacists too. The MI pharmacists work in offices and you don't see them as they spend all day on the phone/writing letters and emails to doctors asking for advice.

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>>37181483
just signed up for UC today, expecting a phone call next week, about 251 good boy points a month. not bad desu

>>37181745
Oh yeh theres pharmacists in psychwards, they are pretty cool.

ty

I'm fucked, lads...
>Studying at a really shitty uni (not even in the top 100 in the UK)
>Studying for a BA in Applied Literature
>Our professor only has a BA in Literature from the same university
>He's in his 50s but only graduated 7 years ago
>He seems to have some sort of disability
>Sometimes he'll pause in the middle of a sentence and go glassy-eyed for like 20+ seconds
>He's done this in our lectures about 10 times so far
>One time, a classmate tried to snap him out of it by asking, "Professor?"
>He responded by flying into a rage and screaming and rambling incoherently at her for at least 2 minutes
>She was in tears by the end of it and he called off the rest of the lecture
>Two people in my class literally have Down's syndrome and their helpers sit beside them during lectures
>In our last lecture before exams, our professor revealed that not one of the course's alumni has found a salaried job (although it's a fairly new course)
>He laughed at us and said we'd be lucky if we got a job at Subway after this
>I could hear several classmates sobbing behind me
>I was so embarrassed about going to this shitty uni that I told my grandparents that I'm studying Literature at a top 10 university

Have any of you lads gone to a mind charity drop in centre thing? Specifically the mens space?

The idea sounds good but I don't know if hanging around a bunch of spergs like myself is conducive to positive mental health.

my ESA advisor wants me to 'consider' the stuff they have going but I dunno if I even want to do any of it.

>>37181779
It's quite difficult work too as a lot of the drugs have narrow therapeutic indexes and patients have damaged livers/kidneys due to poor health/alcoholism.

Requires quite a lot of calculations to ensure you don't give someone, for example, lithium toxicity.

I want a gf who tells me to take responsibility

>>37181798

I went to a top 10 university and got a degree in english lit, you won't get a job from it. If you get a decent grade you could do a postgraduate for a year and have a decent career.

accidentally burned that garlic bread
probably a sign

>>37181798
How is he a professor?

>>37181815
I havent but it sounds like at the very least it might be interesting. Give it a go, worst case scenario you can tell us lads how shit it was.

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>>37181853
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2017/01January/Pages/Warning-over-burnt-toast-chemical-acrylamides-cancer-risk.aspx

see ya in hell anon

Starting my psychotherapy group in a couple of weeks lads. Hope there's some mental lasses there.

>>37181815
I went once.

>Small meeting room at the back of a shop.
>Led by a middle aged woman.
>Most of the men in there were dressed in what looked like charity shop clothes.
>scruffy, stained coca-cola t shirt etc
>place stank of stale piss and poo
>meeting starts and we all introduce ourselves
>cutscene to large fella who spent the first 10 minutes fidgeting whilst drooling on his t shirt
>literally stands up, poos into his hand and flings it at the wall
>All the other guys start sperging out after this and start screaming. One guy was in the foetal position, rocking with his head in his hands on the floor.
>Promptly leave

never again.

>>37181899
everything gives you cancer lmao

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>>37180136
thanks, lad.
pic related, my house for now

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>>37181798
>One time, a classmate tried to snap him out of it by asking, "Professor?"
>He responded by flying into a rage and screaming and rambling incoherently at her for at least 2 minutes

>In our last lecture before exams, our professor revealed that not one of the course's alumni has found a salaried job (although it's a fairly new course)
>He laughed at us and said we'd be lucky if we got a job at Subway after this
>I could hear several classmates sobbing behind me

This guy sounds amazing

>>37181798
Is there not any way to report him senpai?

If you are first year you could drop out and re-apply at a better uni so you would still get full funding. Alternatively grind it out and apply for a postgrad at a decent uni~

>>37181903
I'll be honest one of the major reasons I want to do group therapy, or end up on a psych ward is so I can meet some fucked up chicks like me.

Is that messed up?

>>37181903
I wonder if you get mental girls who are genuinely meek and not just crazy sluts.