>"...like...on a date? With you?"

If I asked a girl out and that was her response, I'd probably take back the offer and leave. What a bitch.

>>37178120
>No, I never asked on a date bitch.

yes please, with you

"yeah I thought we could get dinner, maybe a drink and have a nice chill time. you could have just said no and not been a cunt about it but whatever"

>>37178320
"Damn, I was just clarifying because you were being weird and stuttering. I probably would have said yes, but you called me a cunt. Stop projecting, dude."

>>37178120
You're supposed to post a pic of a girl getting royally fucked by gigantic wieners holding a phone you pleb.

3/10 apply yourself

>>37178120
>"Well...like...duh? Are you, like, death?"

>who the fuck are you and why are you speaking to me
this is my go-to response

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>>37178464
"Touche"

this comment is original

Someone dump the imgur album.

>>37178152
> take back the offer
yeah that'll show her

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>>37178464
This desu. Also delivery is yuge when it comes to asking a girl out. You can go up or down 3 points depending on how you ask her out

>>37178120
"Yeah, I pick you up 9:30. Italian or Burgers?"