Be brutally honest

Its easy if you're normal. Robots tend to have a very weird energy or vibe, females only respond to positive and dominating energies, robots lack that.

>>37177528
Guinea pigs always makes me smile. Even when I'm fucking sad as fuck, seeing a picture of one gets me out of it for a while

>>37177528
how the fuck is it easy to get laid ?

What ever I do I get turned out

Seriously fuck off

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>>37177528
>If you're over 18, it's so easy to get laid.
but I look like this

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>>37177528
I don't know how to get laid. I don't have friends or really know anybody so I can't network my way to women through a social life, and I'm bad looking so visual based things like dating sites are no way to go.

>>37178507
Just go to visit a friend, and then fuck her.

>had women cross the street
>had women pick up the pace
>had women clutch their purse
>i'm not even black
>that's how ugly i am
>also i give some type of energy that resonates for about a one kilometer radius

>>37178507
I broke up with my gf 3 times before we just remained friends and fuck buddies. Still occasionally fuck even though we aren't in a relationship.

>>37178709
>implying I have friends
>implying I have female friends

>>37178507
get a hooker dipshit lmao

>>37178709
>friend

I can't talk to girls, I never know what to say , can't keep a conversation and I'm socially retarded.

On top of it I'm a 2/10 on a good day so it's litteraly impossible

>>37178751
>tfw no gf
>get a hooker dipshit
lmao

27 kv. I manage to blow it even if a girl likes me already

>>37177528
>is the x meme a meme?
what did he mean by this?

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>>37178507
Yourself, you must be

>>37178811
nice dubs but I can't do that

>>37178772
>if you're over 18 its easy to get laid
>if you're under 18 its hard to read the whole op

>>37178525
Shave your head and you'll be fine.

>>37178830
Alcohol, my anonymous friend

>>37178895
>being this new.
original wews, lad

>>37178901
kek I'm worst with alchool , I get pranoid

>>37178955
I nearly started a fight with a guy because he said he said " you seem like you have a hole in your life" luckily for me i had a friend to calm me. Point is, have a friend with you and " go in together"

>>37179027
>have a friend

People on here really over estimate me

>Be boring
>Ugly
>Emotionally unstable
>Jaded
>Depressed
>Fat
If you are like this, no human being with a vagina will ever be interested in you. Stop already with your fake compassion, i don't want a girlfriend, it's pointless for me to even try at this point, leave me alone.

>>37179045
You telling me you have absolutely nobody?

>>37178946
that is me in the photo

>>37179096
Not with that attitude. Go to gym and constantly work out. Will improve your body, looks and self esteem

>>37179097
I had a guy that was friend with me since the begining of highschool but a couple of months ago he got a girlfriend who made her pick between me and her.

So yeah I have now absolutely nobody and live alone in an apartment

>>37177528
>Easy to get laid
Not when you have a face like Quasimodo

>>37179143
then i must congratulate you on becoming a meme

>>37179154
I recommend working out not to look like Lou Ferrigno of course but to build self esteem which will make you more sociable. Go to events and such an interact.

>>37179096
Literally none if that matters, except maybe if you are morbidly obese. If you have a hot face you will have 0 problems getting laid. If you have an ugly face you are done for, regardless of everything else.

>>37179225
This. Plus if you have the wrong kind of mental illness you're double fucked

>>37178767
>i can't talk to girls
how many hours a day do you spend trying?

>>37179254
Honestly, depends on face. An autistic Chad can still get laid. But, yeah average face + mental illness = death sentence when it comes to getting laid.

>>37179286
not a lot

I sperg out and look like a fucking faggot when I do

>>37179290
average looking people have the greatest number of potential partners.

mental illness is pretty bad bad most girls think they are mentally ill and will at least mess around with some shit-for-brains guy thinking they connect on that suffering. you have to have very specific mentalities about yourself which don't require disease to be repulsive to women, but being really ugly helps.

>>37179328
so then the problem is that you're lazy/scared to talk to women, not that you can't do it. what would be stupid is if you spent more time thinking about women than actually dealing with them.

>>37179349
Being ugly is a death sentence. The best an ugly guy like me could ever hope for is a gold digger.

>>37179387
if you have money then looks don't really matter anymore. you'll still get more pussy than you could ever get used to.

i don't think ugly people should get laid, but they often do, and often "ugly" guys are just regular dopes who are self conscious. it's alright man, you aren't missing out on much.

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>>37179365
>what would be stupid is if you spent more time thinking about women than actually dealing with them.

Hahaiha...

>>37179449
I don't want to be exploited for money. I want to find someone who actually likes ME.
>it's alright man, you aren't missing out on much.
I am. I am already 18, and I have never even kissed a girl. It's not the lack of sex that hurts, It's the lack of love and companionship. Plus, the fact that in my entire life no girls has ever liked serves as proof of how much of a subhuman freak I am.

>>37178709
how do i set this up

helppp

>>37179149
>>37179225
My face sucks. What about now, huh? Still feeling to try helping me?

>>37179642
Like I said, if you are ugly no girls will ever willingly have sex with you. Gold diggers and prostitutes are the only options for uggos like us.

>>37179449
>it's alright man, you aren't missing out on much

what the fuck am i reading
We are human beings, we are literally wired to crave for companionship

>>37179539
Agree 100% with this dude. People keep saying
>"lmao if you want to get laid just get an escort lmao"
It's not about the sex. I want to feel wanted, validated.

My current situation suggests I'm not desirable as a human being and it fucking stings.

>>37179759
Yup, being so subhuman that literally no one loves you is extremely potent suicide fuel. I would have killed myself long ago if I wasn't such a pussy.

>>37177528
>If you're over 18, it's so easy to get laid.
In what universe? There's lots of 20+ year old male virgins, a good deal of men lie about their sexual success, that's a fact

>>37178709
>draw the rest of the fucking owl

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>>37177528
>>37178709
>>37178747
Leave this place, please. These threads are annoying.

>>37179812
It sucks more when you know there is an underlying problem, but the cause is completely unknown.

>inb4 you're ugly/boring/etc
people with these traits get laid often too.
I'd kill to know what's wrong with me. I'm gonna try to get an autism diagnosis because jesus, if I really do have a mental disorder everything would make so much sense.

Also i think people like us need to release this tension somehow, usually through creative means.
Do you partake in any creative hobbies?

>>37177528
It's easy to get laid if you pay for it yes.

>>37180373
Yup, knowing pieces of human shit get laid and I don't really puts thing into perspective,
>Do you partake in any creative hobbies?
I used to draw, but I don't have the will to do that anymore.

What if you're good looking and only a bit autistic but you don't have a social life and you don't really know women?

>>37180524
>Yup, knowing pieces of human shit get laid and I don't really puts thing into perspective,
Exactly. One thing i find strange is that in real life I'm the only person i know that has this struggle, meanwhile here on r9k it's extremely common.
>I used to draw, but I don't have the will to do that anymore.
Oh that's a shame. Was it drawing on paper or digital drawing?
I find joy in producing music, digital art and especially programming.

It's ironic that if people considered just our hobbies, we would be the most interesting people around.

>>37180718
>Exactly. One thing i find strange is that in real life I'm the only person i know that has this struggle, meanwhile here on r9k it's extremely common.
Yup, guys like us tend to congregate here.
>Oh that's a shame. Was it drawing on paper or digital drawing?
Mostly paper. I rarely do it anymore, I feel it makes me even more depressed. I mostly just go fishing and hiking nowadays.
> find joy in producing music, digital art and especially programming.
Sounds pretty good, you should try to get into modding or maybe even game making, looks like you have exactly what's needed.
>t's ironic that if people considered just our hobbies, we would be the most interesting people around.
To be honest where I'm from, the only things (young) people care about are sports, social media and gossip.

>>37178507
Break into female enclosure you pawg

>>37178730
You have an ugly soul/personality

>>37180933
Yeah, because women can sense his "soul" when he walks buy. Neck yourself, retard.

>>37178525
if thats actually you you arent ugly

>>37180848
fishing and hiking sounds fun. Where are you from?
>Sounds pretty good, you should try to get into modding or maybe even game making, looks like you have exactly what's needed.
Yeah! I make games too, have one released on steam and several on mobile. Those three skills are like the perfect triad for solo gamedev.
>To be honest where I'm from, the only things (young) people care about are sports, social media and gossip.
It's a shame that's how things are in reality...

I can make friends (both guys and girls) with moderate ease, and although they respect me and look up to me, I'm just that: a friend. I think there's no sexual value in me.

One thing I got stuck thinking about is the following: how can it be possible for someone to make friends normally but impossible to go beyond that?

If someone is unlikable enough they shouldn't have neither girlfriends or friends. Or at the other end of the spectrum, have friends and gfs.

How is the middle ground even possible?